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sorry i cant finish it now it says security alert sorry please dont ban me agian i will try to get it back ok

Lol what?

Can I bet five points he reaches OBLIVION or is that too easy?

I'm rooting for this idiot to spite you the 5 points

This idiot got himself banned.

Smh

I said sorry

Is there anyway i can put in a image to show you guys...

I'm not even sure what you're going on about.

There in your My stuff there is a option to edit profile it is called profile and in there there are some buttons that allow stuff like advanced text editor or changing your profile picture or stuff like that in the advanced text editor there is picture adding how do i do it from my laptop though.

Are you asking how to change your profile picture?

No im asking how to add pictures into the forum page

If you have the rich text editor on, there is a button near the center of the top bar that will show Image as the tooltip (the icon looks like a snapshot). Click that and a popup will prompt you for the URL of the image. If you aren't using the rich text editor, just drop an HTML <img> tag to link to it. You can't host the image here though, you need to use an external image hoster for that.

Sorry it wasnt advanced it was rich text editor

Hold on im not retarded and i didnt start this tread but ok iguess

@keithafraidofnilly @Jonathandracon

How old are you two really, and what was the last printed chapter book you read? (If you have ever done such a thing.)

@Starcosplayzz
You seem to be Keith's personal caretaker, are you going to be around the site often enough to help save him from himself, help tie his shoelaces, pre-chew his food, change his diapers and so on?

@V__V
Are you willing to adopt Jonathan?

I am 15 so I might end up adopting Avo.

 

And For Keith Im not sure, didn't he say he was 12?

(Edit: The last chapter book was a fanstasy one about Percy Jackson and his new friends from the lost hero series big books btw.

Holy shit, 15, okay. Well you should be perfectly capable of writing something passable for the contest then, you just need to push yourself a little more and put some care and attention to detail into your work. Just remember the main elements of a story: characters and setting, and then the conflict and challenges which increase until the main character has learned enough to overcome them. And then of course the actual presentation of the story, the formatting and proofreading and all that.

Go into the Help & Info section and read all the articles by Gower too. There's not many and they're short, they have a lot of info that will help you grammatically though.


Also, I'm going to start posting some classic books for YA readers in the reading section of the forum, stuff I think every kid should read by I'm not sure if the schools bother with anymore . There will be a chapter every few days that you guys can discuss. We're going to start with Call of the Wild by Jack London, and I'll tag you to it when I make the thread tomorrow.

Oh, nice, I'll be looking forward to the book forum; It sounds fun!

What do you mean Book forum?

The Reading Corner

I dont see the YA books.

Read my post about them again. All the way to the last sentence.

I mean the forum post what is it?

...

The school don't bother, but most of my ELA teachers have cared enough to force us. And my mom forced my, 30 min a day...

PS. What's YA?

It stands for Young Adult.

Oh! Thank you.

No problem; Happy to help!

NOT. A. CHANCE.

I propose a race between you two: The first to find and research the complete procedures on how to adopt someone legally and write an essay of at least 1,000 words, complete with accurate citations, will be able to formally adopt the other within the confines of this website. Any use of AI will be cause for immediate and permanent dequalification.*

 

* I am not a professional lawyer or a mod of this website, and can not be held responsible for ensuring the prize or rules for this race are upheld. By replying to this comment, you agree that I am not responsible for anything previously mentioned within this message and any mental trauma you might endure as a result of undertaking this race.

I used a random wheel, I'm doing legal adoption by the laws of Massachusetts, Texas, and California each separately.

Also, dude, the fine print, mental trauma XD

Oh yeah, I forgot to set a specific state, lol. Well, I guess any state will work anyways. Good luck!

Edit: Also, I've had to write two essays with around 1,200 and 1,800 words respectively before. It does inflict (slight) mental trauma at times.

I'll put it into simpler terms in case Jonathan couldn't understand all of that:

I give the option for both of you to do a race: The first to study how to adopt someone and write at least 1,000 words or more with true quotes can adopt the other person, but only on this website. Any and all use of AI in writing this essay will make you not able to win this race at the exact time you use the AI and you will never be able to win the race.*

* I am not a real lawyer or a mod of this website, and can not be held responsible for making sure that the prize or rules for this race are kept. If you reply to this comment, you also say that I am not responsible for anything previously mentioned within this message, and any brain-related damage you might take as a result of doing this race.

I can understand it perfectly first time you know.

He said in case, and no offense meant to you but he had perfectly good reason to think you may have needed a simpler version. We have no way to 100% confirm your age without doxing you (do NOT dox yourself), and from your behavior and posts it would appear you are young enough to need the reiteration.

Why would you say that I litteraly have ADHD.

I'm sorry but I don't understand the purposer of this...? I know you already mentioned that, but I didn't say anything about it. Is there a feature of ADHD I forgot that you're referencing?

Well, Avo, it appears that your opponent has automatically forfeited the race due to getting banned. So congratulations, you've won! You can still adopt his corpse if you want, although I'm not certain why you would do that, or if you even can. I suppose you'd know more about adoptions than me by now though, lol.

...I wasted 500 words... ><

Ah well not that much anyway.

I mean, you could still finish the essay in hopes of getting a commendation, or at least bragging rights that you actually did what you were assigned while your opponent is a dead noob.

Lol, sorry. At least you now probably know more about a niche subject than more people your age do. Not entirely certain how long that will last, though.

Edit: Also, nice job getting half of it done already!

Man ignore the drama for a day and you miss so much. What did he get banned for? General annoyance?

EDIT: Never mind, only a couple scrolls down reveals the answer.

About what

Literally what you said about adopting me. Over my dead body.

Im guessing that no one cares about this forum post anymore?

People are still actively responding to it. How much attention do you need?

I would be surprised if Avo is willing to adopt this noob. Although she's welcome to do so if she wants.

I have writen the first page of my game!! It looks cool!

Bro claims to be 15 yet spells written wrong... and you capitalize and stuff, too. Not that I'm saying you're not 15 because of that but you do that and don't spell written right.... And we're on a writing site!

I could but I doubt that he'd be willing to cooperate. Although, if he is older than me, that'd be wierd.

Well, they are still younger than you in some ways, so it'll probably be fine.

XD

DO IT NOW

WHAT THE FUCK

EDIT: *ahem*, sorry.

I have the papers ready

 

(edit: jk)

 

He's talking about killing YOU

Avo! Is that a swear word?! I thought you were pure and innocent! (/sarcasm)

Anyways, I don't think anyone here really cares tbh.

Edit: Fully spelled out the tone tag since I know someone will eventually misinterpret it.

I wish I could see the images; so much is blocked on here nowadays.

It's a gif of somebody tying a noose. Basically telling Jon to hang himself.

Ohh, thank you for telling me!

I'm not sure if he knows how to tie a knot. That's why I usually recommend belts.

Eh, hanging can go wrong sometimes. Just get rid of your jewels; that'll do for now.

@Jonathandracon

Endmaster has just shared some thoughts with me:

"Jon’s about to get drop kicked into OBLIVION if I come back after work and he hasn’t shut the fuck up with his retardation"

Perhaps this is a good time to take a break, or go read a storygame. (I think you'd like Eternal)

Already played it though.

Cool, have you rated it? And you still haven't adressed the first, more important part of her post.

Imma say it: you were annoying when you first showed up, but you've definitely shown a more positive personality shift since.

Jon's been banned.

*sighs*

Wow, you were really looking forward to adopting him, were you? Don't worry, Avo, I'm sure at least one of these newbs will learn eventually, and then you can have a new friend!

My field of graves needs an expansion...

Oh yeah, you people have jobs outside this. I'm not entirely certain how I forgot that, lol.

And I second this. Jon: Do what almost all of your predecessors didn't do, and take a break from this site, or at least the forms, for a day or so. And brush up on your grammar as well, please.

Edit: Oh, nvm. He's dead now.

Damn I can't believe Endmaster banned him, there were no signs this was coming at all!

And hey as the lone proponent of "let's just keep Jon here, we'll only have to clean up a puddle of drool and hopefully not any other fluids once in awhile...", that means I am not obligated to join in on Whack An Alt while trying to work.

What the fuck!?

He's already shown more promise than SpecialOlympic!

I'd say free my nigga! 

But if End is the one that shot him in the ass cheek, he knows best.

I'll pour one out for the little homie.

Perhaps a toaster falls into the bathtub?

There were a few less commas, some typos, and the italicized words weren't italicized before I edited it. I kept asking what he was asking hep on but got banned. Also I fixed a run on sentence. There was one I was asking him about, "some how more frightening than before becuase a volcano erupted and killed everyone but you." But I never got an answer.