Did you read my stor- Oh wait, I didn't write any...
Well, hello there and welcome to the land of imagination! Where unicorns exist and mustache war occurs on a nearly monthly, if not weekly, basis.
I am Alvin, overlord over the pitiful mind that resides in this place and you, upon entering this place, belongs to me now... Muahahaha!~
Now write! Write, I say, about everything you can think of! Bring me stories of wonders, from land afar to world beyond. From the setting sun to the rising moon, give me your JOY!
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