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6 years ago

It's absolutely hilarious. Here. I dare you all to make one or two and post it here.

 

Our Benighted Pudding Debauchery

This one's for you Lord of degenerates!

My love for you is like the most intelligent pudding, (if there could ever be such a thing.)
Your face reminds me of a strong capybara, (in only my own broken mind)
Together, we are like bread rolls and olive oil. (How I long for my every pore and orifice to be filled with viscous slime)

Oh darling Ford,
My intelligent pudding, (My braindead lecher)
My strong strawberry, (My withered pulpfleshed aberration)
The perfect companion to my bread rolls soul. (How I long for oblivion.)

Strawberries are red, (and ought be kept safe from us)
Smurfs are blue, (and have suffered our wrath)
I like Strawberry pudding, (for it promises the end of all things)
But not as much as I love wondering with you! (for you and I will meet the void together!)

Oh darling Ford, (You quivering mucus)
Your brains are like slender bread rolls on a summer day, (you spluttering clunth)
You're like the most brave princess to ever walk America. (you hermaphrodite mutant)

Your strong capybara face, (The mucus membranes of your mouth stretch in thick sheets to your taint)
Your olive oil soul, (And drip upon every surface you walk)
Your slender brains, (Your pteronyssinus-like awareness of being)
Your brave princess being... (Leaves you without fear of death)

How could I look at another when our intelligent pudding love is so strong? (You are the perfect companion for one who craves it)

 

 

Our Slender Meat Love

This one's for you Mr capybara!

My love for you is like the most slender meat,
Your face reminds me of charming capybara,
Together, we are like ham and pepper.

Oh darling Malkalack,
My slender meat,
My charming lettuce,
The perfect companion to my ham soul.

Poppies are red,
Oceans are blue,
I like sporks,
But not as much as I love loving with you!

Oh darling Malkalack,
Your thighs are like sexy sporks on a winter day,
You're like the most funny princess to ever walk America.

Your charming capybara face,
Your pepper soul,
Your sexy thighs,
Your funny princess being...

How could I look at another when our slender meat love is so strong?

 

Our Intelligent Owl Love


This one's for you Professor R!

My love for you is like the most intelligent owl,
Your face reminds me of amusing owls,
Together, we are like roast dinner and pepper.

Oh darling Morgan,
My intelligent owl,
My amusing mouse,
The perfect companion to my roast dinner soul.

Sunsets are red,
Smurfs are blue,
I like Owls,
But not as much as I love flying with you!

Oh darling Morgan,
Your wings are like lovable leaves on a fall day,
You're like the most generous commercial artist to ever walk America.

Your amusing owl face,
Your pepper soul,
Your lovable wings,
Your generous commercial artist being...

How could I look at another when our intelligent owl love is so strong?

 

Our Intelligent Dark Love



This one's for you Lady Master!

My love for you is like the most intelligent dark,
Your face reminds me of amusing deaths,
Together, we are like rice and soy sauce.

Oh darling End,
My intelligent dark,
My amusing cloak,
The perfect companion to my rice soul.

Blood moons are red,
Midnights are blue,
I like death,
But not as much as I love killing with you!

Oh darling End,
Your facelessness is like loving cloaks on a winter day,
You're like the most sexy librarian to ever walk America.

Your amusing death face,
Your soy sauce soul,
Your loving facelessness,
Your sexy librarian being...

How could I look at another when our intelligent dark love is so strong?

 

 

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6 years ago

Well, I guess it's official... Ford is actually Malk... XD

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6 years ago
My brain feels like a slender bread roll on a sunny day xD

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6 years ago

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6 years ago

Nice, @Delta44. *claps*

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6 years ago

It won't tag him since you put a period directly after his name. If you did this though, with a space first, it will tag him. @delta44 .

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6 years ago

Funnily enough, I got both! :P

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6 years ago

You did? I apologize then. XD

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6 years ago

Dunno why you're apologising but apology accepted! 

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6 years ago

I tried it. It sucked hard. XD

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6 years ago

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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6 years ago

Delta! *slap*

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6 years ago

It's your own fault! You made my body like this!

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6 years ago

I DID NOT! *another slap*

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6 years ago

This reminds me of a story Claw told me. He won this bet and so he could touch his friend's boobs but every three seconds she'd slap him. Hey! Can we play that game? Can I touch your boobs? Pls *cute cat eyes*

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6 years ago

Oh, my god, Delta! *coughs* That makes me uncomfortable.

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6 years ago

Dammit! You were supposed to slap me! I had a video planned and everything! ;-;

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6 years ago

*slap*

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6 years ago

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6 years ago

Ha.

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6 years ago

Apologizing for tagging the extra time.

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6 years ago

Your first song is evil, destructive heresey, and I won't stand for it.

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6 years ago

Well, it's a bit stuck now. Can't edit it. ^-^ You'll just have to live with it, little penguin.

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6 years ago

No, you must renounce the powers of pudding this instant, or there's no telling what kind of godawful shit's gonna go down!

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one month ago

@ISentinelPenguinI you now have the power to fix this 

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6 years ago
Erotica Generator from same site! The Erect Joystick of England Remarkable author, Malk Ford, is mortified after she gets carried away and admits to her colleague, End Master, that she longs to experiment with BDSM. Whatever must he think of her now? End is a noble teacher from England, who also happens to be a dangerous vampire. He is short with braided, blue rinse hair, a skinny figure and dagger- like fangs. Despite the undeniable threat to her life, Malk finds herself unable to stop picturing End's bumpy abs and erect joystick, fantasising nightly about submitting to his deepest desires. One evening, Malk spots End flirting with the vile doctor, Jihelu MorganR. Damn that Jihelu with her skinny body and round boobs. Malk tortures herself with thoughts of End dripping hot wax onto Jihelu's peachy behind. Malk's desperate ambition to become End's sex slave begins to feel like nothing more than a dumb fantasy. Perhaps she should focus her lust on her witty friend, Dicky Vagina ... However, when Malk gets home that night, End sneaks up on her from the shadows and fervently caresses her perky boobs with his hungry hands, before dragging her into the bedroom where he runs a feather duster over the contours of her body. She delights as her dirtiest dreams begin to come true. End takes her on a journey of gagging and passionate wax dripping. One night, after a thorough spanking, Malk fights back, testing how far she can push her undead lover. Defiantly, she tries to tickle him. Furious, End takes Malk to a crypt. At first she thinks he is going to bite her, but instead he eases his fist into her woo- woo and then works his man-sword into her chocolate starfish. As Malk lies in bed afterwards, enjoying the bunny rabbit cupcakes End has prepared for her, and reminiscing over the evening, she feels that they are finally connecting on a human level. (Also, she is less hungry.) However, as End's desires get darker still, he reveals that he has a very special task in mind for Malk, involving a pair of nipple clamps, which he whips out with a look of pure glee. Malk studies the clamps and their rubbery jaws with trepidation - why are there bells hanging off them? She looks into End's intense, yellow eyes and shudders. Will Malk be able to fully submit to End, or is the erect-joysticked vampire going to go too far?

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6 years ago

I tried that with some anime characters. It was actually written better than I first thought! Someone should get Morgan in one of these stories :P

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6 years ago
Our Dickless Onion Love
A Love Song For Endmaster
by Ford
This one's for you Dr Malk!
My love for you is like the most
dickless onion,
Your face reminds me of evil cock,
Together, we are like muffins and
olive oil.
Oh darling Endmaster,
My dickless onion,
My evil carrot,
The perfect companion to my muffins
soul.
Poppies are red,
Cornflowers are blue,
I like meating sword,
But not as much as I love sailing with
you!
Oh darling Endmaster,
Your chins are like sucker butterflies
on a summer day,
You're like the most titless air traffic
controller to ever walk Scotland.
Your evil coc face,
Your olive oil soul,
Your sucker chins,
Your titless air traffic controller
being...
How could I look at another when our
dickless onion love is so strong?

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6 years ago

How come Morgan is becoming the resident Hatsune Miku?

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6 years ago

... I don't see the relation between Morgan and Miku in the slightest... XD

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6 years ago

They're strange, kawaii creatures of indeteminate sexuality and questionable humanity from a faraway place where they paint the crosswalks bright colors and a bunch male adolscents on obscure corners of the internet are strangely attracted to for some goddamn reason.

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6 years ago
Erotica Generator from same site!

Remarkable author, Malk Ford, is
mortified after she gets carried away
and admits to her colleague, End
Master, that she longs to experiment
with BDSM. Whatever must he think of
her now?
End is a noble teacher from England,
who also happens to be a dangerous
vampire. He is short with braided, blue
rinse hair, a skinny figure and dagger-
like fangs. Despite the undeniable
threat to her life, Malk finds herself
unable to stop picturing End's bumpy
abs and erect joystick, fantasising
nightly about submitting to his deepest
desires.
One evening, Malk spots End flirting
with the vile doctor, Jihelu MorganR.
Damn that Jihelu with her skinny body
and round boobs. Malk tortures herself
with thoughts of End dripping hot wax
onto Jihelu's peachy behind. Malk's
desperate ambition to become End's
sex slave begins to feel like nothing
more than a dumb fantasy. Perhaps
she should focus her lust on her witty
friend, Dicky Vagina ...
However, when Malk gets home that
night, End sneaks up on her from the
shadows and fervently caresses her
perky boobs with his hungry hands,
before dragging her into the bedroom
where he runs a feather duster over
the contours of her body. She delights
as her dirtiest dreams begin to come
true. End takes her on a journey of
gagging and passionate wax dripping.
One night, after a thorough spanking,
Malk fights back, testing how far she
can push her undead lover. Defiantly,
she tries to tickle him. Furious, End
takes Malk to a crypt. At first she
thinks he is going to bite her, but
instead he eases his fist into her woo-
woo and then works his man-sword
into her chocolate starfish.
As Malk lies in bed afterwards,
enjoying the bunny rabbit cupcakes
End has prepared for her, and
reminiscing over the evening, she
feels that they are finally connecting
on a human level. (Also, she is less
hungry.)
However, as End's desires get darker
still, he reveals that he has a very
special task in mind for Malk,
involving a pair of nipple clamps,
which he whips out with a look of pure
glee. Malk studies the clamps and
their rubbery jaws with trepidation -
why are there bells hanging off them?
She looks into End's intense, yellow
eyes and shudders.
Will Malk be able to fully submit to
End, or is the erect-joysticked
vampire going to go too far?

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6 years ago

Song from Wizzy (supposedly can't post in the forums):

Our Stupid Capybara dung Love 

A Love Song For Rape 
by Not-a-Pen-Is 2000 


This one's for you Mr Face! 

My love for you is like the most stupid capybara dung,
Your face reminds me of retarded zombies, 
Together, we are like liver and kidney juice. 

Oh darling Rape, 
My stupid capybara dung, 
My retarded tomato, 
The perfect companion to my liver soul. 

Livers are red, 
Yo mommas are blue, 
I like Greivers, 
But not as much as I love screwing with you! 

Oh darling Rape, 
Your intestines are like ugly shovels on a summer day,
You're like the most terrifying obese donkey to ever walk mailbox road. 

Your retarded zombie face, 
Your kidney juice soul, 
Your ugly intestines, 
Your terrifying obese donkey being... 

How could I look at another when our stupid capybara dung love is so strong? 

I love you Mr Face!

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6 years ago

I just laughed my ass off at this song!

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6 years ago

Wizzy again:

If I was your derpy cushion 

In The Style Of Justin Bieber 
by Justin Bieber 


Oh 
Yeah 
juicy 

You know you love me, I know you care 
Just eat wieners whenever, and I'll be there 
You are my baby, you are my heart 
And we will never ever ever be apart 

If I was your cushion, I'd never let you derp out 
Keep you on my arm, you'd never be alone 
I can be your liver, anything you want 
If I was your cushion, I'd never let you derp out, I'd never let you derp out 

Momma, momma, momma juicy 
Like baby, baby, baby nooo 
Like momma, momma, momma juicy 
I thought you'd always be mine (mine) 

When I met you momma my bladder went ugh 
Now them capybaras in my rectum won't stop stop 
And even though it's a struggle love is all we got 
So we gonna keep keep dumping to the mountain top 

There's gonna be one more bladder going ugh 
One more bladder going ugh 
One more bladder going ugh 

Your narwhal, my biggest weakness 
Shouldn't have let you know 
I'm always gonna do what they say (hey) 
If you need me 
I'll come popping 
From a thousand miles away 
When you suck I suck (oh whoa) 
You kill, I kill 
Hey 

Na na na, na na na, na na juicy 
Yeah baby 
Na na na, na na na, na na na juicy 
If I was your cushion 
Na na na, na na na, na na na juicy 
Na na na, na na na, na na na juicy 
If I was your cushion 

My friends say I'm a fool to think 
That you're the one for me 
I guess I'm just a derpy fool for my momma 

Shuck it

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6 years ago

@Delta44 Please don't post so much text with such a large font. >.> It detracts from the enjoyment of the content.

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6 years ago

I'm copy-pasting directly from the PM Wizzy sent me >_> not like I'm trying to. 

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6 years ago

@TacocaT - Here ya go:

Our Tasty Aubergine Love

This one's for you Ms BK!

My love for you is like the most tasty aubergine,
Your face reminds me of smelly cockroaches,
Together, we are like Salad and sweet chili sauce.

Oh darling Tacocat,
My tasty aubergine,
My smelly pepper,
The perfect companion to my Salad soul.

Sunsets are red,
Kingfishers are blue,
I like folding napkins,
But not as much as I love spinning with you!

Oh darling Tacocat,
Your thighs are like down to earth boats on a summer day,
You're like the most grumpy commercial banker to ever walk Sidney.

Your smelly cockroache face,
Your sweet chili sauce soul,
Your down to earth thighs,
Your grumpy commercial banker being...

How could I look at another when our tasty aubergine love is so strong?

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6 years ago

Since Quills and I shared plot concepts on a fantasy story:

Quiller The, the Pixie

A Fantasy Novel
by Writer Unknown

In a tent there lived a brown, violent pixie named Quiller The. Not a dirty ripped, fragile tent, filled with beans and a fluffy smell, nor yet a grubby, tender, short tent with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a pixie-tent, and that means warmth.

One day, after a troubling visit from the sprite Kiel Farren, Quiller leaves his tent and sets out in search of three fragile beans. A quest undertaken in the company of aliens, girls and dirty fairies.

In the search for the sprite-guarded beans, Quiller The surprises even himself with his kindness and skill as a teacher.

During his travels, Quiller rescues a piano, an heirloom belonging to Kiel. But when Kiel refuses to try smiling, their friendship is over.

However, Kiel is wounded at the Battle of Waterloo and the two reconcile just before Quiller engages in some serious smiling.

Quiller accepts one of the three fragile beans and returns home to his tent a very wealthy pixie.

 

The following story is because I selected two people at random:

A Horror Story
by Writer Unknown

Whilst investigating the death of a local police officer, a noble hairdresser called ISentinel PenguinI uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, spotty hawk circulating throughout Australia. As soon as anyone uses the hawk, he or she has exactly 124 days left to live.

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look zombified. A marked person feels like a chubby cat to touch.

ISentinel gets hold of the hawk, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a crumpled giraffe balancing on a moist police officer, an old newspaper headline about a biking accident, a hooded maggot ranting about fingernails and a drinking well located in a dull place.

When ISentinel notices her lips have cat-like properties, she realises that the curse of the spotty hawk is true and calls in her uncle, a author called James coker, to help.

James examines the hawk and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the crumpled giraffe balancing on a moist police officer particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death.

ISentinel and James pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded maggot. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?


Randomly generated reviews: Praise for The Curse of the Spotty Hawk

"This is actually pretty scary. I'll never be able to look at another spotty hawk for as long as I live."

- The Daily Tale

"Oh please! There's nothing scary about a crumpled giraffe balancing on a moist police officer. Are we supposed to feel spooked?"

- Enid Kibbler

"The hooded maggot really freaked me out."

- Hit the Spoof

"I hope ISentinel and James get married."

- Zob Gloop

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6 years ago

@Delta44

I've created a monster... T.T

Our Insane Carrot Love

A Love Song For Delta
by The Crimson Fucker



This one's for you Mr Forty-Four!

My love for you is like the most insane carrot,
Your face reminds me of detailed wolverine,
Together, we are like cake and lies.

Oh darling Delta,
My insane carrot,
My detailed tomato,
The perfect companion to my cake soul.

Blood are red,
Waters are blue,
I like kicking ass,
But not as much as I love killing with you!

Oh darling Delta,
Your skin are like hentai blades on a hunting day,
You're like the most unrefined badass to ever walk Hel(l).

Your detailed wolverin face,
Your lies soul,
Your hentai skin,
Your unrefined badass being...

How could I look at another when our insane carrot love is so strong?

I love you Mr Forty-Four!

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6 years ago

Dear god...

*saves to profile*

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6 years ago

I literally just did random the whole time...

Our Pretty Potato Love

A Love Song For Rosie
by Fjgjg Fdhgvbmnvh



This one's for you Professor Pondicherry!

My love for you is like the most pretty potato,
Your face reminds me of stupid lions,
Together, we are like bread rolls and sweet chili sauce.

Oh darling Rosie,
My pretty potato,
My stupid carrot,
The perfect companion to my bread rolls soul.

Sunsets are red,
Skies are blue,
I like folding napkins,
But not as much as I love acting with you!

Oh darling Rosie,
Your knees are like funny sausages on a autumn day,
You're like the most grumpy surgeon to ever walk The North Pole.

Your stupid lion face,
Your sweet chili sauce soul,
Your funny knees,
Your grumpy surgeon being...

How could I look at another when our pretty potato love is so strong?

I love you Professor Pondicherry!

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6 years ago

God Bless Youse

 

This one's for you Dr Henry!

My love for you is like the most Manic Cucumber,
Your face reminds me of Depressed Anthropophagi,
Together, we are like Sashimi and Soy Sauce.

Oh darling Will,
My Manic Cucumber,
My Depressed Tomato,
The perfect companion to my Sashimi soul.

Blood are red,
Lillian's Eyes are blue,
I like Not the Doctor,
But not as much as I love Running with you!

Oh darling Will,
Your Finger are like Young Hats on a Winter day,
You're like the most Cynical Pope to ever walk Blood Isle.

Your Depressed Anthropophag face,
Your Soy Sauce soul,
Your Young Finger,
Your Cynical Pope being...

How could I look at another when our Manic Cucumber love is so strong?

I love you Dr Henry!

 

 

.......

I'm not impressed with this one

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6 years ago
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL USING MY NAME?

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6 years ago

Because we just love you like that.

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6 years ago
That's a poor decision :P

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6 years ago

'cause it rhymes with 'lord'.

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6 years ago

A Love Song For Motherfuckin' Eminem
by Eminem



This one's for you Professor Eminem!

My love for you is like the most Mom's Spaghetti Mom's Spaghetti,
Your face reminds me of Mom's Spaghetti Mom's Spaghetti,
Together, we are like his Mom's spaghetti and Mom's spaghetti.

Oh darling Motherfuckin' Eminem,
My Mom's Spaghetti Mom's Spaghetti,
My Mom's Spaghetti Sweat,
The perfect companion to my his Mom's spaghetti soul.

Mom's Spaghetti are red,
Mom's Spaghetti are blue,
I like Mom's Spaghetti,
But not as much as I love Mom's Spaghetti with you!

Oh darling Motherfuckin' Eminem,
Your mom's spaghetti are like Mom's Spaghetti Mom's Spaghetti on a Mom's Spaghetti day,
You're like the most Mom's Spaghetti Mom's Spaghetti to ever walk Mom's Spaghetti.

Your Mom's Spaghetti Mom's Spaghett face,
Your Mom's spaghetti soul,
Your Mom's Spaghetti mom's spaghetti,
Your Mom's Spaghetti Mom's Spaghetti being...

How could I look at another when our Mom's Spaghetti Mom's Spaghetti love is so strong?

I love you Professor Eminem!

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6 years ago

Every time I read "mom's spaghetti" I imagined Luigi saying it...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fiVr34QCF_c

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one month ago
Six years to the day, wow this sure is something. Anyone getting a powerful nostalgia for 2015 yet?

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one month ago

So many points to steal...

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one month ago

When I got a notification I was really not expecting this.

OK, fine.

one month ago
Our Throbbing Pumpkin Love
By The Cork Suckars

A Love Song For Abbey

This one's for you Lady Normal!

My love for you is like the most throbbing pumpkin,
Your face reminds me of gamma-irradiated three-legged frogs,
Together, we are like pudding and mayo.

Oh darling Abbey,
My throbbing pumpkin,
My gamma-irradiated radish,
The perfect companion to my pudding soul.

Your juggler veins are red,
That giant toilet mint is blue,
I like blood-sucking ticks,
But not as much as I love squirting with you!

Oh darling Abbey,
Your lungs are like cream-filled bandaids on Armageddon day,
You're like the most fantastic organ donar to ever walk some random hovel.

Your gamma-irradiated three-legged frog face,
Your mayo soul,
Your cream-filled lungs,
Your fantastic organ donar being...

How could I look at another when our throbbing pumpkin love is so strong?

I love you Lady Normal!

OK, fine.

one month ago

BZ has the body of a friendly cartoon penguin but the soul of a poet 

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one month ago

Taco, Delta, Negative, Puds and Kiel.

Fucking hell, what a terrible fucking thread.

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one month ago
glad to not be on that list despite being in the thread

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one month ago
We're used to you.