TL;DR: Mizal, Bucky and Ebon are recruiting for their three way with each other.
Sign up now to join one of them if you're feeling the slightest bit motivated!
RIP Tim and Chris
The dynamic duo split apart by politics
e: or maybe not
Steve said he "claimed" you and Leora.
Feel free to pick another side though. Tim just said he didn't pick Ebon either.
They're just engaging in this three way for the usual things, glory, power, fun, etc.
I figure Bucky will join Mizal.
EDIT: And apparently EVERYONE has joined Mizal.
Fuck yeah, he's agreed to it, you all saw it. You're help is helpful, young Wibbons, you're on my side.
Fuck that, Wibbons and Leora are on my side, I told them they don't get a choice.
I'm going to assume you are all different orders of crusaders, or something, but to be fair, you are the only one who seems to have a legit following at the moment.
I do wonder what sort of tests will take place to determine the best order tho, as right now I feel it'd just involve standing in a shed not doing anything. As such, I will continue to just run circles in a field, for the time being at least.
Update! MoreCowbell is on Steve's team now to give him personal therapy sessions to help him work through his many issues.
Leora, who joined without knowing what was going on, then quit without knowing what was going on, then crawled back while whining it wasn't her fault, was fired before she could quit again because who needs that kind of negativity and defeatist wishy-washiness. (and she never asked permission before rudely joining my team anyhow! Kids these days.)
Alright I’ll update later when I’m not on crappy phone internets at the moment.
Lady Mizal, Thank you for granting my humble request; although, there will be no therapizing. If anything, I hope to learn a thing or two from Steve.
Sir Steve, What's up fearless leader?! Let's kick some fucking ass!!
Well Leora is Ford's property so that would be the logical conclusion.
Sorely temped to create my own Order with Thara, Breezy and Mynoris.
I wasn't doing it anyway.
Still, seems like there should be a fourth team since there were 4 original orders.
Y'know the rules are broken when a highly esteemed writer isn't allowed a team but some jerkoff that got a featured story because fanfic needed new ones is.
I'd join your order. You're respectable.
I'll make my own team! With blackjack and hookers!
Sweet, I'm in!
I guess Ogre is joining Chris' team.
I was going to create two accounts named 'Blackjack' and 'Hookers' but someone took the name Blackjack
And someone took Hookers.
Stop taking all the hookers Steve.
You're not the first man to tell me that, and you sure as shit won't be the last.
The rewards should be more defined. Something concrete.
How about, the winning team gets to select (and, thereby, replace) one featured story... for the duration of six months?
You misunderstand me... ANY game can be featured and replace ANY other featured game. The perfect spell for crusading. ;-)
One use only. Six-month duration. (Feel free to modify duration to taste; and, obviously, the whole spell is subject to approval by the gods lest it fails.)
I misunderstand her. ;o)
I thought that there were recent debates about "who's story would replace who's" and such...
I bet the fear of Steve having such a power would make the rest of us work our asses off.
God dammit, how did Leora end up with Ebon? Shit, she might be the worst apprentice I've ever had, and I had fucking Digit. Anyhow, as team captain, I'm kicking Cowbell off my team.
So much for my gesture of friendship.
I wanted Leora and Wibbons, but both rejected my offers or failed to accept it.
I shall join you in your plight, Mistress Mizal.
This is a thing I guess
Well I guess I'm on your team because I'm addicted to videogames
I mean they're their own peeps so who am I to choose who they represent
But since I'm pretty much honor-bound to support whatever endeavors you may face, it's a plus.
I was born in a crossfire hurricane.
What is this about, now? Did I miss something?
No, I must learn...I must...
Is it a mass collaboration thing?
@mizal , do you mind giving a detailed explanation of what in the everloving world is going on?
Ah, deepest apologies. I’ve been berating Wizzy for his dim-witted remarks. Excuse me while I fetch a cup of tea to soothe my anger.
Well berating Wizzy for being an idiot is certainly a good start on being a contributing member.
Ah, then I believe I have already begun my victory lap.
Ah yess, this is the best version of mizal that there is and the one I fell in love with.
I'm going to join Steve's team, because he seems to be a lonely fuck rn.
Well, this has devolved into Mizal leading the site against everyone else. I'm going to disband my team, I don't like it and I don't like the idea of having people on it for any reason out of blind loyalty.
Well so much for you lot and your big ideas, the only team that exists now is Mizal's mainly because people don't like Steve or if for some insane reason they do, he doesn't like them and has just disbanded altogether.
And Ebon turned out to have a 3 in charisma and just failed in general.
I mean I suppose Leora's team can stay up for now, but it's more of a joke team since Az is on it and Ford is just Leora's property and just there as decoration.
Not to mention Leora's probably going to complain again and it'll get taken off anyway.
Hey, my version of this involved safeguards to prevent monopolization. It's not my fault everyone blew their loads in getting this up and running before we thought it through.
You don't have a team, for some reason I wasn't paying enough attention to hear.
According to the list you're on Mizal's team.
The GOAT orders is actually randomized unlike this cum drinking glorified popularity contest. Just take your orders and accept what you're given you fat crying pussies. Hang your heads in dejected shame and then cleanse and purify yourselves in the waters of the great Lake Minnetonka until further notice.
I fucking hate you faggots, goddam, lemme tell you... Eat your apples, take a shower, work out, clear your minds and then bask in some sunlight. That's all the tips for now.
I still remember the weird mustache vs. penguin wars and the even weirder spork vs. strawberry pudding fuckery.
I'd say a spork is far more dangerous than strawberry pudding :D
I know, and thus this gimmick is reaching it's natural end as I'm left wondering if the CYS elections were saved for future viewings with popcorn.
Alright, we'll try this again...
I will join Bucky's roster.
This would be a cool idea and could work real well. people will take it too seriously though, probably.
Maybe if there was a way of re-randomizing the Orders, like every season or.something.
Oh shit, yeah. That sucks.
I loved his hermetic story, even though it's not my jam.
Join us, bro!
Bucky's proven hihiss thick skin, cleverness, entertaining personality, and not-a-toolness repeatedly.