I'm trying to get my account made cuz I'm lurker and u guys ban wtf
I'll give a number review out of ten. I aint jumpin through hoops just cuz of my race
I joined to converse not get strung up like a puppet in someones playground
Actually, Mizal hates everyone and makes them jump through hoops while the rest of us throw peanuts, all equally, regardless of race
Sad little playground you got then bud. Take some time and reflect
Call Mizal sir, please
He needs the proper respect
I run my own buisnesses man I don't need no handout dw about me. Take a look at yourself before judgment
You'll probably get let back into the discord if you do a few things on the site. Read a few of the stories then leave reviews, and you'll likely be let back on.
As a heads up, this site is pretty much a flashback to the internet in the early 2000s so have some thick skin if you want to stick around. You can lurk on the main site, you'll get kicked for lurking on the discord.
Well looks like I didn't type that fast enough.
I'm 39 years old I'm my own man not gonna get thrown around for no reason. My kids read these stories man. I got five little ones. I don't want them running around in gta. I want them to read. So I let them read on here.
Id recommend the ButterBear, or LoveSICK
Look, chances are LoveSick has been read if theyre still wandering the forums and such
Also, I gotta procrastinate first
I wrote some
So the clock reset
Hey bud how bout you get off this page and start doing your work
You gonna make me fume
I have the high ground
Sound like some furry crap I'll pass
Ive heard its a really good kids story
But your seething hatred for furries is good, and duly noted
I'm going to strongly recomend against that. There are some good stories on this site. Not stories I'd let kids read though. Give a look at Baen books. (Publishing company) They have a free library without the jokes that are prevalent here. I'm not promising that it'll all be kid friendly, but it won't be bad like it is here.
I raise my kids how I want
Okay. Just figured most people aren't really about the whole running incest joke.
Most of EndMasters stories are pretty good. I'd recommend reading Necromancer, then Death's Song, then Eternal.
Death's song is a sequel. Eternal has an Easter Egg from Necromancer in it.
Secrets of the Grass planet and the story before it are solid sci-fi.
Dead man walking is a good horror story.
Look around. I'm sure you'll find stuff you like. I'd recomend lurking more if you want t keep your current profile. If you bother the Admins like you have been, they're likely to ban you.
I aint read nothing. My kids read this stuff. I aint done nothing wrong so why you looking to big brother admins? What kind of man says that lmao. How do I post that laughing emoji here
He is being the nicest you can expect on here. Also you have done something wrong, for you see I hear the admins are allergic to autism, and you might give them a cold.
You do relize that allergies and the common cold are two different thing? You are aware right?
Your last point would make sense if this wasn't a forum post about the discord. Which is what I'm talking about.
The discord is certainly much worse in terms of profanity
I'm 39 I don't care about no swears fr fr
I meant more about the fact your kids could be lurking in the discord, if they use the site often
And the language and topics in the discord get quite profane
I teach my kids about the real world
They aint scared of no bad words. As long as they don't use them in a disrespectful way they read whatever they want. As long as they readin tho
Reading is good
You seem like a good fella, but prolly not the best fit for CYS in terms of our general humor
So youll prolly get ban hammered at some point, maybe not
Then I'll move on with my life. Just wanted to make an account since my kids use this stuff
Oh. Just showing up and being generally argumentative with anyone here will get you banned. I'm not calling them to ban you. I'm letting you know that you're likely to get banned.
I never bother with emogi's. I think you need to import them here.
It does. He already stated that he doesn't read or write though. I think the novelty of another non-reader/writer cluttering the forum will probably wear off soon.
You an isolationist?
I don't think that word really applies here. I'm saying that you aren't contributing to the site, you refuse to contribute to the site, and you're mostly just making white noise here. If you aren't a writer or a reader why are you here?
I'm also heavily infering that this branch of the forums is a dumpster fire, and when the admins stop thinking it's funny you'll get banned from the site.
I don't need some yapper to warn me about admins. Enjoy life bud I'm over with you
Ha! Cool story bro. It's been fun trying to help you.
You have a fair point Bucky.
O mighty admins. Smite thee with your judgment
You know who is worse than the people who moderate forums? The people who look up to them
Whose alt are you? I put my bet on fisted dave.
I'm real as you could be. I aint no alt. Alts are for pathetic people
You just admitted to being a alt by saying alts are for pathetic people
Check my insta then kid.
Trying to sort to the bottom of this. Problem?
Got my 300 words then. How bout ya'll let me back on the discord
I think it was made pretty clear that you just need to leave a review on one of the stories here to do that. An admin told you that. There aren't other options that will get you there.
I thought I said I was done with you. Go toodle off
Here. I'll even bring one of the stories to you. It's that simple.
My kids are alread asleep bud I aint wakin them up to satiate you
Dude. I don't care if you get on the discord. I'm trying to help you achieve your goal here.
That's even a pretty short story. It's within your power to do this.
I'm bout to sleep.
When I wake I better not see another message from you snubby in my box. I'm tring to be nice to you bud. Now I'm over you
This is a forum dude. That's not how the internet works.
The idea is you would write the thing yourself instead of having your kid do it for you.
Oh well. It was worth a try.
I'd have my oldest right up some crap review and post it but that'd be plagarism
What in the goddamn...?
I'm just like... He doesn't even read the stories.
His first response to a story freely given to him is "I'm not waking my kids up to have them read this"
Also he used some of the classic blunder keywords like "What kind of man does this", "I'm done with you" and "____, kid"
Is he a boomer
I'm getting secondhand embarrassment from just imagining that scenario. I don't think he knows what we're trying to tell him or frankly doesn't care, or both.
In my opinion, the fact that this guy is real and not just a really good troll makes the situation even funnier