In honor of our resident mascot of wholesomeness, @AestheticLlama, and her unexpectedly adorable Blue Whale Challenge thread… Let’s all do the Pink Whale Challenge! ‘Cos we all need a bit of self love sometimes.
Now, let’s see what this Pink Whale Challenge is all about…
Day 1: Write “I am beautiful” on your hand.
… Damn, that’s some gay shit right there… You know what? Fuck it! ^_^
New Pink Whale Challenge! Who can poke Rebel Wilson with a stick the longest before she snaps and eats you? ^_^
What a nice, supportive community this is
This is awesome! Thank you so much, Avery! :D
Dammit, I wrote "I am beautiful" upside down! D:
I'm sure that "lntifneaq uue I" is just as empowering. ^_^
Floofy white gooseduck whale that is pink.
I'll try and keep up with these and try to make these challenges actually challenging for those of us who aren't fuckin' pussies.
Day 1: Write "I am beautiful" on the hand you write with, using only your shitty hand. The entire phrase has to fit on a single line on the space between your middle finger and your wrist.
The entire thing is a scribble. I can make out, "d um liaitilil" :p
The key is to lean your wrist on something while you write. ^_^
Day 2: Think about yourself, your friends, and your family
... Well, that's not good forum fodder. How about we change that to: Share a happy story/photo/video of yourself, your friends, and your family.
Had a search through my old family videos and found something super cute! When my nephew Isaac was a baby, he used to be terrified of my sister's hairdryer. Whenever she pointed it at him, he would run away... But for some reason he just kept coming back for more. (I guess he was just a little glutton for punishment.) :p
Let's see if I can figure out how to share this video...
Dang it. >.<
Nevermind, I'll find a different story. ^_^
Okay, since the last one doesn't work, I'll share a nice memory of two of my older nephews, Asher and Simmy. One winter, it was really cold and it snowed SO much! It snowed so much that me and my little nephews teamed up to make a little house for them out of snow. (We even fished a really thick slab of ice out of the rain barrel and used it to make a window.) Unfortunately, we didn't get to finish the house in the end because the snow got too crumbly and wouldn't stick together, but we had lots of fun in our little snow house anyway. ^_^
Just had a look through the rest of the Pink Whale Challenge and... Yeah, it's really shit. Like, really, really shit. Like, you have to have a bubble bath and play with the bubbles and stand outside and watch the clouds for an hour and shit. I really should've looked through this before I made a thread about it. I think I'm going to give up now. Blue Whale challenge was way more fun. ^_^
But you can always make yourself a bubble bikini. ^_^
it's okay folks, just wait for the launch of my OnlyFans for all the bath pics you need
It's not enough that you and your family and friends are happy. You better make fucking sure that everyone else in your general vicinity is happy too.
Find a wild animal in the general area of your friends and family. Take a picture of it being happy.
Oh goody! I already got one of those. Meet Hedley the Hedgehog:
We found him underneath our garden bench. We left some dog food out for him. Now he is happy. ^_^
Cute lil fella
Yeah, but sadly we usually only see hedgehogs as big flat things in the middle of the road. :(
We have porcupines, which fail in the cute and cuddly department. Just ask Bella:
Even better than slime that my 2nd-grade female classmates used to make.
I have never heard some say they wanted a skunk as a pet
Okay, I've changed my mind. Since SenPen has made this challenge a whole lot more fun, I say we keep it up! ^_^
Day 3: Listen to some relaxing music and go to bed early
... I have absolutely no idea how to make this challenge challenging. SenPen! Help! >.<
Listen to relaxing music and go to bed early? What is this easy mode shit!? You could do that any day! But you know what you can't do?
Listen to a song that relaxes you, which you've never heard before. Your brand new relaxing song can't be someone else's. Post it here so that if someone has the same tastes as you, it blocks them from completing the challenge unless they git gud.
Sleep in a position you've never slept in before. If you are an experienced sleeper, just pick a spot you really don't normally sleep in. Like the couch or something. If you have back problems or live with gross roommates, sleep in your own bed upside-down or diagonally.
100 Bonus Frijoles: Make your bed diagonally.
But don't send pictoral proof of that you weirdo. I don't want to look at your bed. I especially don't want to see a picture of you sleeping, though the fact that you managed to take a picture of yourself while asleep is impressive.
Easy! Just need to find a Studio Ghibli song that I don't already know. Let's see... From Up on Poppy Hill. Not seen that one before. Here we go. ^_^
I love the name of the band
Day 4: Take a bubble bath and play with the bubbles
Okay, I got a good one!
Day 4: Take a bubble bath (or just put some Fairy Liquid in the sink) and make a sculpture out of the bubbles!
... It's a duck. ^_^
OMG A DUCKIE. IT'S SO CUTE AND FLOOOOFY. BUBBLE DUCK!
At least someone agrees. :D Floof!
ISH A FLOOOFY BUBBLE DUCK POP POP POP BUBBLES. I am very excited. How are you not excited? Do you not like ducks? Are you a duck hater? How can you not be excited about the bubble duck? You don't think it's bubbly and floofy? Are you duckist?
Is something the matter, good sir?
When people told you you couldn't be more annoying, it wasn't meant as a challenge
I don't think they have a problem with ducks... They just really, really hate bubbles.
What happened to Malk's previous account? I didn't realize it was him until you mentioned it. Also, I'll tone it down a little and just work on my storygame! ^_^
Well, I'm glad he's mentally healthier. ^_^
it's good you're spelling your accent phonetically, you fucking limey
Draw a lemon on your hand or some other inconspicuous body part.
If you do have lemons, throw them at someone or something what's been a pain in your ass lately.
If you don't have lemons, do not go out and buy lemons. It's a fuckin pandemic for christ's sake. Bruise someone with a tennis ball if you really have to.
And I'm going to watch "Lemon Stealing Whores" the greatest porno ever made. ^_^
The original version was some bullshit about affirming yourself if you think your life is worth it and sending yourself to bed early if you don't, which was so cosmically gay that I decided to base the challenge on whether or not life was giving you lemons at the moment.
No no no, you gotta peel the tennis ball before you can juice it. Very well known fact in the ball juice business
Yes I would, although i prefer a much faster method. Smashing!
Pfffft, how so?
Fuckin.... What the fuck am I supposed to do with this one? What the fuck is this!? How is this challenging in any way?
Watch a satisfying video about how to do something relatively complicated. Then do that thing.
Googled what that was before I read your post. Oops.
Karma suture sounds like a good prompt. Like a doctor for corrupt souls.
Actual Challenge! Watch a satisfying porno about how to do a really complicated karma suture position. Then reenact it... Also tell your significant others I said, "You're welcome." ^_^
You can't do that, it's a pandemic! Most couples these days have to be separated by conjugal glass walls.
Good for you! ^_^
Okay, let's see if I can keep this trainwreck going...
Day 7: Do something that makes you happy.
... Oh for the love of fuck, how the hell am I supposed to make that challenging? Okay, how about:
Day 7: Find a video that makes you laugh so hard you cry... And share it with us.
I'll just go find one now. ^_^
Frankly, I would rather chew off my own foot. But thanks! I'll keep it in mind. Yeah, no, I won't.
Ive always wondered. How is the title after our names determined?
missing the days where you could edit your own profile and just change it to a racial slur
Delighted I could give you something relatable. And I do apologize for my tone, but you know us how us hilariously embarrassing noobs are when put on the spot. By the way, I really like your pfp.
I've seen this one! If I recall correctly, the cuteness made my head explode. ^_^
Edit: Changing my entry since I've just rediscovered an old youtube video that really made me laugh when I first saw it. As someone who read all the Game of Thrones books, I can attest that it is 100% accurate. ^_^
(Just FYI, it's youtube age restricted, so don't worry, AestheticLlama won't be able to see it. :p)
Unless AL is actually a 20 something dude, like the last guy that said he was a young girl in the site.
What happened to the last guy?...
You've got a real potty mouth for a 10 year old
Quarantine effects us.
Warning: contains Nudity, Nastiness, Non-hygeine, and other N-words. Don't watch in front of people.
Oh wait, I forgot about this one! The greatest remix of all time. ^_^
This was epic
I just realized that this comment is about animals and roasting the Pink Whale Challenge.
Man, I love CYS!
The original was "Have some dessert after a meal."
How the fuck am I supposed to make this difficult? In 2020, no less?
Have some Dessert with an additional ingredient/condiment you've never added to it before.
Must be horseradish. Gooooo!
Okey dokey! ... Milkshake topped with cake! ^_^
I'm not going to ask how, but that's art.
You can't fool me, you silly Brit. Those Stunt Milkshakes are from an ice creamery in New York City, and there's no way you could have canoed here in time for this challenge!
The next challenge was "Go outside and watch clouds for an hour" and I was thoroughly stumped.
Go outside and take a photo of a cloud shaped like an animal or inanimate object... Then post it here and try to convince everyone that it actually looks like the object you claim it looks like. ^_^
I would love a milkshake cake!
Nice. What flavor is recommended?
Yep. At least we don't have to do gay stuff anymore.
I moved house and didn't have internet for a few days... It was horrible! :'(