To the town of CYStia rode an admin one fine day.
Hardly spoke to folks around her, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask her business
No one dared to make a slip
For the admin there among them had a Ban Iron on her hip
(Ban Iron on her hiiiiiiiip)
It was early in the morning when she rode into the site
She came riding from the Discord, looking for the smallest slight
"She doesn't really get out much"
came the whisper from each lip
"But she's here to do some business with the Ban Iron on her hip"
(Ban Iron on her hiiiiiiiip)
In this site there was a newbie by the name of Texas_Red
Many members tried to welcome, now they wish that he was dead
He was trolling, and a spammer, member since 03/24
And his total post count numbered 1 and 19 more
(1 and 19 moooooore)
Now the admin started talking, made it plain to folks around
It was mizal the sheriff admin, wouldn't be too long in town
She came on to do her duty
Shoot some new guy in the head
And everybody knew that she was after Texas_Red
(After Texas_Reeeeeeeed)
Wasn't long before the warning was relayed to Texas_Red
But the newbie wasn't worried, for he thought he would be fed
Twenty members tried to reason
Twenty posts gave them the slip
Twenty one would be the admin with the Ban Iron on her hip
(Ban Iron on her hiiiiiiiip)
The morning passed so quickly, it was time for them to meet
It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street
Users watching from the server
Waiting to see how this panned
For they knew this foolish member would soon enough be banned
(Soon enough be baaaaaaanned)
There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the admin is still talked about today
Texas_Red had not pressed "Enter"
'Fore a ban had fairly ripped
And the admin's aim was deadly with the Ban Iron on his hip
(Ban Iron on his hiiiiiiiip)
It was over in a moment, as the Sheriff turned around
She was the one who chose Red, but it was End who gunned him down
Oh, he might have went on trolling
But what lead to his decline
Was trying to pull this bullshit when EndMaster was online
(EndMaster was Onliiiiiine)
Ban IIIIrrroooon, Ban IIIIrrroooon
Oh, he tried to pull this bullshit when EndMaster was online
(EndMaster was Onliiiiiine)