So the discord for Mara's Halloween contest has been going pretty well, but as with anything, there's always the risk of attracting faggots. And surprisingly, this was one from the IF forums, not CoG.
Anyway enjoy!
So far he's just being a regular unfun faggot, but we're sort of ignoring it. Then Sent posts something completely different than what's happening mainly between Malk and Angry and this happens:
What the fuck? He's attacking Sent for no goddamn reason. He wasn't getting on anyone's good side by being a pretentious faggot before, but now all bets are off.
Wait for it...
Up until now we figured the fucktard was some unfun boomer, but turned out to be even worse/amusing. Lol
Anyway, this had entered the endgame now.
And finally...
Fin.
"Late teens" lmao
Yeah the dude is 15.
Also did he call us a video game community? I guess technically storygames are videogames but kinda strange to refer to us as a gaming community instead of a writing community.
Might just be me but the pics aren't showing. :(
Weird. Though sometimes when you post pics, they don't show up for me.
I'm mostly using Discord to drag directly to the text box here since it's easier than using imgur.
Maybe it's a regional thing? Could always send me the link to the forum thread. ^_^
Can't, this all happened in the Spook Discord for Mara's Halloween contest.
You're actually still IN the CYS Discord, but you never show up. We usually just keep your corpse around and give it the appropriate themed names whenever we have a theme in there.
Oh, okay, I'll go see if I can find it. ^_^
Okay, weirdness, but I've logged into discord and I can't find the CYS discord anywhere. Can somone please send me the link again? ^_^
Yey! ... Now where's the Spook discord thingy? ^_^
I must see the faggotry! ^_^
There was no faggotry for me to lol at.
Wait... The pics are showing now... Hazzah! ^_^
"Late teens" bullshit. Since when is 6 years old considered late teens?
I know, right!
I mean the kid's screen name says it all. although it should be babyisosceles.....
But yeah I'm giving props to Corgi. He/she is freaking hilarious.
Dear God, I should've asked this guy to collab on my shitty romance novel. :p
The images are showing up for me and haven't disappeared at all. Weird.
Here you go.
The funny thing is Mother's post got flagged before Mizal's eventually got flagged. Later on Mother's post was deleted altogether and then she got her rough and tumblerina gang to flag another one of Mizal's posts. (But not deleted)
The IF forums are prone to the flagging over the slightest things as the CoG ones are, which makes sense considering Fagubitch molded them in the same image when he showed up over there years ago.
Looks like your other post that got flagged by "mom", got unflagged. Not sure if this was before or after your edit.
I must say mizal, I am extremely impressed by your ability to get people to hate you by doing literally nothing. ^_^
Works especially well on noobs that you are selflessly trying to help. ^_^
I wonder what happens when actual Death shows up. Does he think that End is the new intern and let him handle it?
More IF forum fun.
Seems like a pretty reasonable comment honestly. Though here comes the mod finger waggling!
Glad to see the CoGite indoctrination of the IForums has completely buttfucked everyone in charge to be obediant cucks. Lol.
However this is the best part.
Mizal's obvious sarcasm was good enough on its own, but those 2 likes you see down there? One of them was from the mod that just scolded her. He obvious took this post at face value because DOESN'T GET JOKES.
Anyway not everyone over there is a complete faggot, one other member who liked Mizal's original post came forth to defend it.
So there you have it, another dyslexic explaining why it's no excuse for being a retard. If only more retards took similar advice.
This guy also assumed Mizal's gender by calling her a "he", but that's perfectly understandable.
I still need to make an L shape with my finger and thumb to tell my left from right... Oh spell-checker, where would I be without you? <3
So here's a source of amusement from the latest in IFaggotry!
I usually don't even check the IF forums since they're typically so dull most of the time. Hell, I'd rather read the latest in CoGite drama thread of someone using the wrong pronoun.
Well I decided to scan the forums and lo and behold there was an interesting thread for once! I figured when I'd get time, I'd give my input on the subject.
Finally got around to it and I get this when I try to log in...
1000 YEARS!
What's really funny about all this is they did this without confronting me or anything else. I guess sneaking around in the night to assassinate me while I wasn't looking was their best shot. Can't say I blame them.
And who the hell is threating and calling for harassment? Nobody. I certainly haven't (and nobody else has either) called for "YEAH GO TROLL THE SITE! GO HARASS THIS FUCKTARD!"
I mean seriously, they're THAT threatened by a few insults made on a niche forum? I'd say this lowers my opinion of them even more, but honestly it wasn't high enough to begin with.
If I had to guess, I imagine it might have been Angryisoscles pissing and moaning about his fee fees, when he was the one who started the shit in the first place. Of course it could have been anyone since they're all pretty much a bunch of femboy faggots ever since Dan castrated the forums over there.
Oh and I checked and found this too.
Not sure why they banned Mizal, since she actually contributed over there, but hey, I don't really dwell on the deficient mental processes of the lesser born.
In any case, it's just one more lol to add to the list.
"I mean seriously, they're THAT threatened by a few insults made on a niche forum?"
They are threatened by the concept of a main character with a set gender, you really think they would be fine with you poking fun at them?
Not sure if Dan is an admin or mod over there. I think he just whispered a bunch of poison in their ears and they cucked their own forums based on his suggestions.
I guess he could have still advised the bannings though.
Could have been Mathbrush since he's the big shot over there and he got pissy with you over that other retard.
Holy shit, you're still around.
We’re primarily concerned with real-world threats, egregious examples of hate speech, and targeted campaigns of harassment directed against our forum members and any member of the IF Community, past or present.
So apparently someone going by the name "OV" rated all CYS stories 1 star on the IFDB on October 12th.
I thought at first it was just me, because y'know I'm so good at making enemies, but nope even folks like AppDude, Berka, Bill, Briar, Sabley, and Will and got hit by this fucktard.
In any case, our infamy grows. Lol.
Lol well it looks like they're ones doing the "campaign of off site harassment and threats" then.
May not be worth a rating bomb but hey, I got time.
I look forward to the lols. ^_^
(Also, I wonder if taking screenshots of people's messages on discord is what they consider "doxing")
I'll update the CYS history thread, along with the 2 minutes hate thread when I get the chance.
Gotta love Hanon's mealy mouthed faggotry since he never contacted me at all and knows damn well there was NO call for anyone's execution.
And anyone who read ANYTHING that way saw it in their own mind which makes them a fucktard on top of being a whining faggot.
For a group that claims to be writers they certainly can't read for shit and like to stifle creativity so everyone is as dull as they are.
Hell I only had 7 posts over there total and only 2 of those were from this year.
So getting banned for 1000 years really doesn't mean much other than I get to add new lore to the CYS history scrolls and even more mockery of the IFaggots given they brought all this on themselves.
Malk's comment was to AngryIncel, so I figured he bitched too.
... Oh God. Oh, dear actual God. Okay, so I checked out the Mother TAV lady you were talking about to see if anything actually happened after all the shit she's been stirring and... Dear, sweet actual God. This woman's profile. O.O
"I was sent forth from Source and I have come to those who reflect upon me. I have been found among those who seek my name. Look upon me, you who think on me; you listeners, hear me. You who are waiting for me, take me into yourselves. Enter your closets, pray, know my word. Do not banish me from your sight. Do not make your voice hate me, nor your hearing. For I am the first and the last, honored and scorned, whore and holy one, wife and virgin, mother and Daughter, crab and net, lung and cancer. I am the members and the particles of my mother and Asteria before her. I am the barren one; many are my sons.
I am she whose wedding is great; I have not taken a husband. I am the flower who bears neither fruit nor pollen. I am fallow and salted, and strange flowers burst forth from my loins. I am the solace of my labor. I am the bride and groom yet I am begot of my husband and father. I am the mother of my father, the sister of my husband, and he is my offspring. I am the handmaid of Rex Mundi who prepared me. I am the ruler of his offspring, daughter of the child, father of the man.
Father is my offspring in good time; my power is from him. I am the staff of his power in his youth. He is the rod of my old age. Whatever he wills shall happen; whatever I desire will be. I am incomprehensible silence. I am the idea whose remembrance is unending, voice whose tone is manifold, sound which echoes forever, word whose sign is infinite, the utterance of my own name, that which is and that which has not yet come to be, beginning and end, ? and O, ? and ? ,?? and ??, older than time, harder than mountains, lighter than air, frailer than dew, thunderclap of intellect, bolt setting afire the garden.
Watch the flames of my perfect mind."
Bloody hell, I thought you guys were exaggerating, but you didn't even scratch the surface. This woman literally thinks she's Jesus! Fuck me! If you looked "pretentious" up in a dictionary. Honestly, this lady should be a cult leader or something. I've never seen so many words trying to say so much while actually saying so little.
Kind of wants me to edit my profile so that all the gullible pre-teens think I'm artsy and deep. "I am she who is. I once was not, and yet I am. I was born. I live. I shall die. I am the breather of air. The speaker of words. The thinker of thoughts. The eater of food. The taker of shits. The sleeper of many hours. Of blood and bones and gross squishy organs am I formed. I type words. I am words. Words are words." ... I'm a genius!
Seriously though, I really hope that this is just a case of R/IAm14AndThisIsDeep, where this person is super young and one day they'll look back on all the stuff they wrote and fondly cringe while their friends roast the shit out of them. ^_^
... Just looking back and realized the, "I am the sister of my husband" part... Many lulz. ^_^
Lol, fag.
And in other news all of those 1 star ratings by MotherTav...I mean OV? They're all gone, our stories have been rightfully vidicated!
A great victory has been won this day!
EDIT: Bah, I'm late. Mizal already mentioned the firebomb ratings being removed. Well still a victory anyway.
LET'S KILL THE BEAST!!
....I'm terribly disgusted, saddened, shocked, horrified, "triggered" I guess, and all those other words the internet likes to overuse for trivial things until they have no meaning--to realize that Disney was calling for the execution of IF authors even back in the 90s.
My childhood: destroyed.
The song is in my head now, by the way. One might say it's harassing me.
Let's get down to business,
To binge Disney songs!
Should I watch Hellfire?
Or perhaps Gaston?
Be Prepared is pretty epic,
Poor Unfortunate Souls was cool!
I guess I will have to watch them all!
I liked the part where she was her father's mother and the sister and mother of her husband. The rest was a bit weird.
Sometimes there's slime enemas and they clean your holes by absorbing the stuff.
Of course, that's one of the rarer instances, most people just like them due to the fact that they come in many smells, flavors, and have no concept of orifice-related consent or the fact that the things they're engulfing need to breathe.
Slime fetish? ... That's a thing? I mean I thought I'd heard of all the things by now, but seriously, that's a thing? God, the whole kids slime toy fad seems so much more disturbing now... Especially these fucking unicorns! >.<
They have a song. >.<
So what I've gathered from all this is Hanon's basically white knighting slime tranny for fear of backlash of the perpetually triggered IF Community.
Combined with his mealy mouthed excuses, obvious lies, outright avoidance of the conflict and back peddling that he basically started in the first place and he's proven to just be an all round mega faggot.
At this point I'm just wondering what the hell is it with all these people that have a "problem" with us that they choose to hide and snitch bitch to the "management" like a Karen, and then said management proves to be just as lacking in the testicular fortitude department. Guess it must be all the estrogen shots to the ass.
In any case in the vein of Pedo Mod Kiel, Con Mod Seth, Fagubitch, Cuckson, Suicidal Sammy, Meltdown Penguins, and the many other degenerates that have stood against us, Hanon's just another jabbering whiny faggot in a long list of them.
Those people are the worst
So basically Fagon just droned on about a bunch of bullshit about freedom of speech, used an analogy that didn't even apply to the situation, and decided to continue being a faggot that has no backbone.
Here's some snippets. I'll add commentary.
Well hey, you COULD always actually stick to the policy of not "policing" the internet by not giving into whining faggots exclaiming "OH NOES YOUR SILENCE IS VIOLENCE!"
No, silence is silence. Violence is fucking violence. Read a damn dictionary if you're having problems understanding these concepts.
Hey guess what, we don't have a snowflake problem here.
You know why?
Because we execute them all! LOL!
And don't give me that tired old bullshit of "civility" either. I've seen your brand of it on a shitload of forums before and all it amounts to is a bunch of passive aggressive faggotry and nobody is actually "civil" so much as they're just walking on egg shells all the damn time to avoid getting banned while at the same time trying to figure out new ways of being a complete cunt without technically breaking the rules.
Blah blah blah blah, apparently me and Mizal are head of ISIS now.
For fuck's sake, I'm wondering if ANY of the IFaggots can actually READ or use common fucking sense over there.
First of all nobody advocated any executions. Anyone reading an off hand comment in such a way is either being a massively triggered faggot and/or a fucktard to the Nth Degree. Either one wouldn't surprise me at this point.
"My wife forgot to get me a present for my birthday! I'll KILL her!"
Yeah, because whenever someone says anything like that, that's EXACTLY how literal they mean it.
The "Yelling fire" analogy doesn't work either since nobody was doing that. If we'd gone in your forum and started calling for people to be beheaded then you might have a point, but you don't so you're just being a gibbering fuckhead.
And nope, nobody was say "Muh, free speech!" either. Because again, we weren't speaking in the IF Forum, we were speaking in our own discord. For someone that claims they don't want to police the internet, you're certainly fine with being a bunch of "friendly" fascists and doing it anyway.
Anyway, glad he spoke to Mizal, since he's apparently still too scared to even confront me directly and I wouldn't have known any of this. Lol.
To sum up, the IF Staff are a bunch of faggots who can get raped by elephants.
And yes, I'm TOTALLY advocating that. Lol.
"Without being aware whether the surrounding context proves it's the actual "joke" the purport it to be. People took the comments very seriously."
They did? ... Oh fuck, you guys! Did Corgi actually hunt down the slime fetish guy and kill them with soap? O.O
End of the day though, not really any loss being banned from the IF forums since nobody ever talks over there anyway. ^_^
I'm also rounding up elephants for a very special assignment...
That goddamn slime game...I fucking hate it. I have nothing but hate for it and Hanon. Raw, unmitigated, fist-slamming kidney-punching heart-ripping aztec-sacraficing HATE. I sincerely hope the IDIOT who submitted the slime game is the same person as the ARROGANT **** who is Hanon, so I can focus it all on one massive hateful beam of hate rage and blast the shit out of that disgusting excuse for a waste of human potential. That's also a joke by the way. An ancient one from a long time ago. The pernicious spies at IF won't get it.
Sent was channeling his 2014 self when CYS was involved in the Spring Thing contest and he hated some Hexagon game along with a reviewer named Peter Pears.
