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Alright, you probably read the subject, but the thing is I have a very serious question for everyone. The answer to this question may be the cause of a war and or the destruction of the known universe so pay attention.

 

 

Guacamole or Salsa with tortilla chips

(Side question: Should you use guac for carrots too)

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1) both are good, but guac is tastier and makes it an actual meal. Salsa and chips is merely a snack. There's an effort/cost difference though which individuals may factor in differently.

You can however, have salsa mixed inside your guacamole which also is a point to consider.

2) You sound insane.

3) and also what MHD said

Well hey now maybe i am insane, and the carrots thing wasn't my idea anyway

 

And what sort of psychopath would mix guac and salsa together

Most salsa ingredients can already be a part of making guacamole. Tomato + acidity at the very least is required.

But I really should not encourage this, go do what the others said.

I have in fact bought and tried a guacamole/salsa mix (it's not great). I personally prefer guacamole over salsa, but I'll gladly have both, but separate.

I would put carrots in guacamole, but only because I'm more than a bit strange (I put carrots in hummus sometimes).

Kids these days don't understand that you *earn* the right to make shit threads by contributing first 

I'm working on it, believe me

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Ketchup.

Here's a better one.

Gay son or thot daughter?

YOU MUST CHOOSE!

Gay son

The latter ez

Definitely. I can unchain her from the basement when it is her time. With the other one there's no happy solution.

Same.

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What? The gay son can't rake in money through Only Fans? How very narrow minded of you.

Both! 

Gay son. Their problems can't become your problems for another 18 years.

Is abstinence an option?

Gay son easily

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