Please play this story please I really need this please I need this so bad please I am going to cry
"Too few ratings to be ranked"
Played 160 times (finished 17)
"March in the swamp"
"Not going to lose any sleep"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 18. If this were a movie, it would probably be R.
Based Off A True Story
This is a very serious game. It is based on a true story. These things actually happened to me and I want my experiences to be taken very seriously. This is my story. This is my truth. Do not laugh. If you laugh, I will cry. Negative feedback will not be read, but it will be tearfully responded to in a strongly-worded email.
First, the title of this game can have far more sense than the current one. The current title fails to summarize the topic.
Second, the dialogue in this game can be more neat than the current one. After choosing some options which lead to Game Over, the game shows a dull political statement without any possible description regarding the actions of protagonist and audiences (since the protagonist is promoting his political stance) or the reason why a Game Over is received.
Third, I feel that Family Friendly category may not be suitable here since politic is a controversial topic and discussion of politics may sometimes result in extensive debate.
Finally, while the general ideas of this game is great, the story failed to show the potential of properly demonstrating them in an interesting way or at least a recognizable way.
— Usami on 8/7/2022 6:53:36 AM with a score of 0
I do think this is getting lower ratings than it deserves, if only by a bit. There are some good jokes, but the text misses the mark I expect the author was aiming for.
For one, the text needed to be tight and clean. While the idea of Bush calling me a "little Schneeble" or whatever, really fucking tickled me, there was too much text in the way. There were literal paragraphs of trite and boring text to set up the joke. Yeah, yeah, stereotypical dark forest - got it.
Secondly, this is not a seriously framed text. I feel the humor should come from how remarkably close to the truth it can be while being an obvious parody. Maybe writing this was a way of blowing off steam for the writer. It's sometimes direct and quite dry, like the intent of humor was abandoned so the writer could flex a superior and nuanced understanding of topics on the reader.
I think the idea of writing a story about running for president of the US where everyone is horrible is great, sorta like Wuthering Heights where essentially all the characters are miserable souls. The story lacks the narrative to be that, but isn't short enough to be only a funny quick read.
on 7/26/2022 4:45:54 PM with a score of 0
This is based on a true story that happened to you? Sure bud. I also really cracked up at
"Legend has it that the depths of the Potomac river, too, are hiding something. People come out of these woods, but they're not quite 'people' anymore. They're something different. They're... bureaucrats." Your skin crawls.
Couldn't help it. I wouldn't even call this a CYOA. If you don't end the game immediately, the choices you DO get to make have no effect on the gameplay whatsoever. This is a linear storyline pretending to be a CYOA. I expect to see your email in my inbox by tomorrow.
on 7/25/2022 9:31:19 AM with a score of 0
I managed to get the easter egg fart ending on my first try. I am Serbian. I think you will understand why I am recommending everybody to stay far away from this game.
on 7/24/2022 1:27:42 PM with a score of 0
I had literally no expectations going into this story, but somehow I was still caught off guard by this being a sarcastic political adventure thing. Simultaneously too much effort and too little effort was put into this, and I don't know how. 3/8 including bonus style points for confusing the heck out of me.
on 7/23/2022 6:03:34 PM with a score of 0
Please feature this comment please I really need this please I need this so bad please I am going to cry
on 7/22/2022 8:37:28 PM with a score of 0
Gaddamn, it's been a while since we had one of these manifesto-type things. Makin a man reminisce out here.
on 7/22/2022 5:58:17 PM with a score of 0
Learn to space your paragraphs
on 7/22/2022 5:56:17 PM with a score of 0
I found the Easter Egg ending
on 7/22/2022 4:59:26 PM with a score of 0
My first reaction to the title and description was “wtf? This has to be a troll”. However, it actually looked like you somewhat… tried? The writing was still bad; I’m going to leave it to someone else to explain why because I don’t want to. Anyway, I have to round my 1.5/8 up to a 2, so good job on getting a higher rating than I thought you would get by looking at the title!
on 7/22/2022 4:45:35 PM with a score of 0
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