Postie Rips It Up

Player Rating4.15/8

"#411 overall, #22 for 2001"
based on 111 ratings since 12/14/2004
played 1,531 times (finished 149)

Story Difficulty4/8

"march in the swamp"

Play Length3/8

"A nice jog down the driveway"

Maturity Level4/8

"need to be accompanied by an adult"
Contains content that may not be suitable for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG.


In this adventure you play Postie, the adventurous postman from Perth who finds himself on a wild adventure.

Unlike in the US, Australian postmen are lazy, and therefore ride around on dirtbikes painted red and stamped with the Australia Post logo. Honda CC-100's, or something.
It's possible to visit every continent in the game, although possibly not in one shot.

It's based on a story my friends and I made up one morning walking to school - a postman zipped past us at large speeds, and we pictured what would happen if he swerved to the left and used the kerb as a ramp. After many wild adventures, and by the time we were passing through the goalposts on the oval, he was in the Andes.

Player Comments

I... I loved this. This was incredible in my opinion.

The writing was not only good, but it was also very humorous and I laughed multiple times. I did detect lolrandom humor here, but you didn't overdo it and I felt like you knew when enough was enough with the lolrandom stuff, something many authors who use it don't understand.

I liked the plot and the setting. You fleshed them out very well and I could see a clear image of what the character was going through due to the detail you provided, and it was certainly a pleasure to read because of this.

I liked how the pages had many options and links, and I loved the branching they led to. While some are humorous, some are actually logical choices, which I like :D

I did notice a few spelling mistakes, but nothing major. A quick proofreading can fix this.

The length was also nice in my opinion.

6/8, I really liked it!
-- MinnieKing on 3/25/2017 1:01:14 AM with a score of 0
This was great.
-- ultraoverlord on 11/28/2017 9:17:20 PM with a score of 0
This is freaking amazing.
-- Noob_Master on 11/27/2017 4:02:12 PM with a score of 0
Outside of a few spelling/grammatical errors and a couple broken links. This is a well crafted story with lots of fun choices. The humor so is wonderful that even the untimely endings don't feel so bad.
-- BigRonn77 on 11/9/2017 1:50:54 PM with a score of 0
I guess a quick, decapitating death by irritated farmer isn't the worst way to go...
-- Griseo on 11/5/2017 4:11:32 PM with a score of 0
Got so much mulaa??????????
-- TitanOfShadows on 1/20/2016 2:27:26 AM with a score of 0
Intriguing. It's everything one should expect from Australia! XD Great comedic value and a nice little read that reminded me a lot of the "Wine or Cheese?" game. Good stuff!
-- Delta44 on 5/22/2015 7:17:22 AM with a score of 0
made me die!!!
-- AthenaT on 4/8/2015 6:08:07 PM with a score of 0
That was freaking helarious! Aside from some spelling mistakes on the "stapler" and "falling into the truck" pages that I found, it was pretty seemless, personally, I chose right, then the office, then the fan, then the helicopter, and finally channel 7. I'd say what happens but I don't want to give it away.
-- Defender on 1/19/2015 8:06:07 AM with a score of 0
funny, but the genie always screws you
-- thecenturyman on 12/8/2014 7:21:42 PM with a score of 0
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