I started making a ramen sandwich for someone special. Then I realized the connotations of what I was doing and broke down. I became too shy and nervous to give them my creation because, on the miles-off chance that she discovered who I was on the internet, she would get the wrong idea. I imagined her melodic giggling turn to worried sighs. Her eyes turning away, disturbed... She asked me to make a sandwich, but instead I hid it in the fridge and made up some bullshit excuse.
You bastards. You heartless bastards. You ruined my life with your sexual comedy!
Just kidding. What kind of pussy do you take me for!? I made her that sandwich and gave it to her like a champ! #ComingOutOfTheFridge