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Now ignoring the fact that CoGites love this, thus proving how retarded it is, the sword lesbian one is the worst of the bunch.
Sword Lesbian doesn't have the nice alliteration or even the rhyming scheme they were trying to go for with these. They could have at least did Lance Lesbian or better yet, Longbow Lesbian.
I would expect swords to be reserved for "boring" straight people considering swords are pretty much considered to be the common medieval rank and file shown in most media.
Sabley complained that Bi Battleaxe is hilariously insulting, since Battleaxe is typically used a reference for ugly old women.
I guess they could have used boomerang which would have had a better double meaning or even bullwhip for the kinky crowd.
But thankfully, cannon is still cis het. Imagine fucking rainbow artillery pieces, that would be true heresy.
But the battleaxe is so pretty! I'd totally munch on a few minges to get my hands on it. ^_^
Lesbian Lance is the best, because of how insanely phallic a lance is.
Bi Battleaxe is good, because battle-axe's are doubled bladed so they can hit both ways, like a bisxeual.
Straight Sword is fine, I guess.
Ace Mace is good because maces, like life as an asexual, have no point.
Furry Flail and Incel Noose were other nice ones.
Bullwhip bestialist, because they could actually use their weapon as part of their fun.C
Celibate Castle, because they don't get to take part in the fighting and instead stay in their castles, alone, trying.
Homophobic Assault Rifle. Always present with rebel lords when the LGBT court convenes.
Human culture is based on sexuality, given its the one need that we in the first world can't necessarily satisfy whenever we want, as opposed to say hunger. Thus, for the aces, you will never enjoy the true joys of a relationship, society and life in general, so no oreal point.
Not what I said. I said human culture is based on sexuality. Look at the world, and its pretty clear that sexuality has infiltrated pretty much all of it. Unless you meant the relationship part, in which case, I meant romantic relationships.
I didn't ignore anything, though, so...
It's a pun about Pansexuals.
What are you talking about? Frying pans are bloody lethal!
Why? This woman has just found out people are willing to spend insane amounts of money on this. Screw fucking 80,000 cuid and back to your shitty job, this is a business that could set you up for life.
Shouldn't the gay and lesbian swords be curved?
I don't really have a big problem with it cos the designs look all shiny and detailed but jeez! Names don't really roll off the tongue, do they! I guess this kind of thing is to be expected because (at least nowadays) dnd is for the gays. DND is for dicks and dudes, you right wing capitalistic crack smoking red necked mtn.dewyouevenknowbro kentucky fried republicanyounots.
I can only assume sword lesbian is a tumblr thingy, I think? Like revolutionary girl utena. That's super gay and super sword and super cool and super incestuous and super shiny and super herman hesse also for some reason.
I wouldn't wear any of these pins. I'd much rather play video games, or maybe some icecream, which I could do while playing video games.
it's like what if you were watching sailor moon and it was actually evangelion and somebody put acid in your mtn dew
A weird amount of Herman Hesse references. Like, if you're read Demian or some of Steppanwolf, it's eerily similar.