Hi! My name’s End Master, you may have remembered me from such shows as Necromancy For Dollars and Eternal MILF Hunter!
Tired of all these cooking reality shows with all this shit that you are never going to be motivated to prep, let alone cook? Tired of all these pretentious culinary faggots?
Well come on down to End Master’s Endtimes Emporium where you can get the best canned food anywhere! Fish, chicken, beef, fruit, vegetables, water, if you can ingest it we’ve got it in a can!