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one month ago
If you're reading this, then you survived the first half of 2020! Here's some suggestions for what you might have to look forward to in the second half: (Cheer up! I think some of these already happened!) Have any of you developed any pro tips or survival strategies to share with the rest of the site? Although to be completely realistic, it's unlikely many of you will survive to ever have grandchildren. Or children. Or sex. But good luck out there anyway! Maybe do some more reviews while you're waiting your turn!

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one month ago
I plan to run toward the giant wave when it hits, rather than away.

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one month ago

Easy for a penguin to say...

I have a tip: If you encounter an infected, shoot twice! Wait, this isn't a full-on zombie apocalypse... yet. Never mind, I have nothing to share.

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one month ago

The mayans were eight years off.

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one month ago

I never thought I'd survive the apocalypse. I'm shocked that I made it this far, honestly.

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one month ago

Pro Tips! Spend every cent you have saved up and make from now on on supplies, and at the first tiny sign of any danger what so ever completely panic and hide in your bunker till you feel safe. Also shoot everything on sight...e v e r y t h i n g

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one month ago
I've been doing that for years. Got anything else?

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one month ago

Hmm. Only other thing i know is in case of true emergency then make sure your sexural skills are on point.

 

You know,  just for negotiation reasons of course.

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one month ago
Plains of the Purple Buffalo That's the music over the second video. I kinda dig it, it's good everything descending into madness music. I could totally see this played over the rise and fall of any of any of my Dwarf Fortresses.

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one month ago
According to a website here is how you
start a fire using a cell phone or smartphone battery. For survival.

"To do this you will need foil paper and a cell phone battery. The foil paper can be found from cigarette/chocolate packaging and various other products. Then you will need to cut or tear a thin long strip of the foil and make the ends so they can easily make contact with the phone battery. Carefully crumple the strip, so that the flame will not easily be blown out. Remove the battery from the phone and attach the ends of the strip to the positive and negative terminals on the battery. As the current passes through the foil, it heats up and ignites the foil paper. The phone battery has a built in protection circuit so the foil strip should be as thin and long as possible. This is so it won’t prevent the fire from starting. This can also be done with an AA battery and a foil gum wrapper. But when using an AA battery cut the foil paper strip to have a narrow spot in the center."

Good trick to use if you cant do it with stones or sticks like a pro or dont have matches.





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one month ago

Personally, I would just write on the paper. If it's anything like the previous stories I've written, it should just catch fire on its own...

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one month ago

... Oh shit! The pigeons! So many fucking pigeons! O.O

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one month ago

Kablooie.

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one month ago
Photo taken pre-Space Force.

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one month ago
Cause fark those cows!

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one month ago
I hate cows worse than coppers!

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one month ago
If you have lost your belt, shotguns have a higher success rate than rifles and handguns.

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one month ago

Posted this recently in the Discord, but this seems to fit here.

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one month ago
I'm so confused by the lumpy back muscles of the guy on the right.

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one month ago

That's just Kuato.

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one month ago

I saw this just the other day on cinemassacre 

Fantastic cover art

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one month ago

Like how the first video used the 28 day/weeks later theme. Got to be one of the creepiest songs ever made

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one month ago
Survival tip: Always wash your fruits and veggies!

Apparently there are some nasty people out there who don't do this, since billboards all over my town are now covered with this helpful information in both English and Spanish.