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Hey! I was hanging around here for a while and was debating when to make my big entrance. I experimented with the notepad and storygames (playing, not making). I didn't finish most of the ones I started to play though lol. I'm going to wait a while to make one, because I seriously lack experience. But anyway, hi!

Well hi there. You want the penguin right? He's over there in the artic spa zone right now.

There's a penguin? What should I call him OMG I have to meet him! My best friend is a penguin! (no, she is not on this site.)

Yes, there are actually two penguins among us. And welcome =)

PENGUIN OVERLOAD! BOOM!

BTW thanks. :)

Correction: One is a penguinite. 

Theres a difference, trust me. 

I already met the pengunite (sentile guy, right?). I want to see the penguin though. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Everyone's favorite penguin =), I'm sure you'll like BZ

BZ? I must meet this famous penguin!

The easiest way to do it is type his name three times in a row in different post. Then he'll answer you like within five minutes. Go ahead.

Okay, will do. So, does like BZ stand for something or is he a penguin rapper?

Berka Zerka. Go ahead and type it below. Three times as different posts. He'll answer super quick in Newbie Central.

Berka Zerka

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>_>

Hi and welcome  ^v^

I can't post it a third time. :( But I'm sure he will come soon anyway. :D

I don't think BZ is Beetlejuice, but if that's what floats your boat . . .

Oh god I hope not. I don't want to be interested in meeting a creepy zombie.... (well, he looks like a zombie)

I'm not sure what Beetlejuice is actually,anyone know? (I'm too lazy for Google =P)

It's a movie. Too lazy to type out the rest so you'll have to Google.

I meant what the character is, I've seen the movie a long time ago, but I don't remember exactly what Beetlejuice is

I actually have no idea :P

Beetlejuice is the ghost in the fancy striped suit played by whatshisface that sounds like a perverted American trucker and looks like the Dark Knight movie's joker.

I guess that kind of describes Beetlejuice....

Welcome to the site!

P.S: I am a polar bear in disguise. Us animals have got to stick together right?

right!

Left?

Up.

Down...

invincibility activated

Cheating detected

         End Game in 

   5

  4

 3

 2

1

*BBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!*

Oh boy, we broke CYS! How are we going to explain this to Alexp?!? =P

Just blame Aeon.... *walks away*

YOU BROKE IT?

... Still not sure how to talk to you strange kitty I'm getting a general vibe of a kind of hyperactive woman who likes trolling and pictures of cats. Also a slight spammer but entertaining.

I'm not a woman, troll, spammer, clock, (okay, maybe I'm sort of a clock.). I am a strange little kitty!

... Sure you are kitties can type. How and you still are a spammer a bit. Then again alot of people on this site are.

I am truly offended. Of course we can type! See, I can type hey over and over.

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey (don't want to any further, people may get annoyed)

Kinda reminds me of Natalow^^

Natalow? Is he a cat too?

I'm a bit new here too, but I know that the site members don't like blatant spammers. Keep that in mind. Thankyou.

Blatant are fine I have observe if they are funny or have a reason you should have seen Aman going for that glowing top posting trophy. ArrowzA I believe his name is but had such bad stories that were meant to be funny were horribly racist and misspelled all removed except one who's title was changed to I'm a giant tool. He has -11,000 some odd points

There was nothing racist in his stories :P

This is a writing site, the forums are a nice diversion, and help the overall community a great deal. But the focus is writing.

Funny spammers are funny for a while, but after a while they get really obnoxious and out of hand.

I'll keep that in mind. :) I just need to look through some more stories before I get the idea of what mine should be like.

Fun, hope things go well ^_^

I only played two of his what 6? I assumed that since they were horribly written and many problems that they were atleast one that was racist. After one he should have quit

I don't think ArrowzworrA could've written a sentence, especially a racist one. He was a troll, an amusing one, but it got annoying and misrepresented the site. Thusly He was banned.

And why the hell would you rate one of his a 6? All of them deserved a 1.

No, he was saying he played 2 games out of 6.

Right? (lol, just as soon as I typed that I sneezed. I HAVE THE SNEEZERS!)

Ah, makes sense, even if the rest of what he said didn't :P

I wish I could access these games, just to see how terrible they were.

No. No you don't. And I'm saying he was at first a amusing troll and after one story he should have quit. I'm also saying after reading one story he would find a way to misspell a racist statement in a story of his.

Don't think he would, he wanted people to laugh, and he didn't want to get banned either. He thought he was amusing people, but he was misrepresenting the site.

You're talking about aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa not Arrowz. 

Think he mixed the two together...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? That was a username? Hmmm...

She. 

I edited this. I did because I just looked through the Trophy thing.

Welcome ^^

Kitty like fire?

Yes.

KITTY WANNA JOIN PYRO FACTION?

sure :)

Hello. Consider me the weirdest person on the site, next to Naruyashaun. Also one of the most active (meaning going on) and the person who swears the most ;)  oh and if you didn't know there is a war that will be going on soon. That's why he's asking you to join his pyro faction.

Weirdest? Nowhere near some people on the site. (psst, take it as a compliment)

And I ain't a dude. :P

Sorry, you're a... Pirate bomber man? Close enough. 

A red baby? A pyro? Or worse... A woman! Oh hell noe! JK JK and I can say some pretty weird shit... I can get an example if you want.

Lol.

I'm a tomboy. :DDD

Tomboys are cool! I take it you like either the gaming side of guys or the physical side. Am I right?

Both. I love gaming, love sports, love horror stuff (the gore not the sex mind you), love wearing hoodies and sunglasses while decked in black (totally not looking suspicious in any way), love skateboarding, street fighting, etc. And I hate all 'girly' things like pink, make-up, fashion, ballet dancing, etc. My kind of torture would be having make-up and nail polish smothered over you while strapped to a desk in a fluffy pink sparkly tutu.

Y u no like pink? Pink is cool (Hah, gaaaaaaay). Basically same here, except I'm not into skateboarding n shit

People say I'm allergic to pink.

And..skateboarding is awesome ;c You want shit? I'LL GIVE YA SHIT >:D

ULTIMATE ATTACK: SUPER DIAPER BLAST!!!

Diapers contain shit meaning they contain skateboards?! XD I kinda wrote that wrong... What I meant was I'm not into skateboarding and bike riding and all that.

FINAL ATTACK OF ULTIMATE AWESOMENESS!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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top lel

What happened when I was gone? XO

Shit happened.

Quite literally.

And metaphorically.

And onomatopoeiacly.

And I died. (Wait what)

Ooooo kay..... Let's keep talking!

I love your picture. xD

What the fuck man...

... What "what the fuck"?

1: Why the hell do you care if I like a goofy cat picture?

2: Are you new to the internet? Never seen Youtube? There are whole sites / channels dedicated to stuff like that. *rolls eyes*

1. Calm your tits.

Oh no...a cat

What's wrong with cats? They taste like chicken!

Wow, changed to a human and didn't even see that.... xD

NO WAY!! *pokes to see if real* AHHHH!!! she's real!

that's breaking the laws of physics.... not that i know much about it but still! XD lol

NO! I never break laws! xD

How!?!?!

I don't know.... MY SICKNESS IS GETTING TO MY HEAD! :'(

*puts on Freude glasses, gets out psychologist notes* And how does that make you feel, exaclty?

LOL!! XD

Makes me feel like...like...like a pie raisin.

Is that a good feeling?

*writes it down* And, do you enjoy being a pie raisin? Is there something you'd rather be?

I'd....I'd rather be a human with a unicorn horn, to be honest...

Have you ever tried to be a human with a unicorn horn?

Um, that's a bit personal...

I am going to avoid you for awhile because of the last few post. GOODBYE!!!

Will this thread...ever die?

Nope! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Meet bill.

I CAN'T FUCKING SEE BILL!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7c8WQtrAwSE/UPt7zsV_eJI/AAAAAAAAE8w/rnggdLDhedY/s1600/human-unicorn.JPG

I setinal was a penguin chimera.

What? We must destroy this monstrosity before it self impregnates!

Why is this thread still alive?

BECAUSE WE LIKE KITTIES

Because it is the curse of strangelittlekitty!

Yes. Yes it is...

UGH WHY DO I ALWAYS LEAVE FOR SO LONG?!?!? And why is this STILL up on the first page of Newbie Central?....

Welcome back, here's a spork!