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Since i am not doing much, I thought we could all have a hug around the campfire and read out some Quotes!

"An eye for an eye, will make the whole world blind" - (Supposedly) Mahatma Gandhi

"Faith is the most fun thing you can experience on this earth"

There's a quote by Briar Rose that's really funny, but I probably shouldn't post it. It got deleted during a troll purge so nobody would believe me anyway. Lol.

"Better a fascist than a Disney hater" ?

"Ford follows a cult based on HHGttG."

"Air is always free unless you buy a bag of chips."

^ Lol X) 

'People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.'

Know it already? Oh well Xp

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
? Unknown

Yeah, I've heard the second one somewhere too, although I can't seem to remember where. "Live, Laugh, Love". 

"Don't pray just yet, you're facing the technique that's been passed down the Armstrong line for generations, that's hardly a blessing." -(Umm...do I even have to say?)

"Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Fuhrer.'" -River Song to a bunch of Nazi soldiers, Doctor Who.

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

"That moment when you are talking about inspirational shit and it turns into talking about Ford's cult conspiracy and Darth's ugly ass face" - Me

Pinnacle makes Cinnabon vodka now.

Cause quoting Jesus and saying "Turn the other cheek" isn't as good huh? 

"I am whatever you make me, nothing more.  I am your belief in yourself, your dream of what a people may become.... I am the clutch of an idea, and the reasoned purpose of resolution.  I am no more than you believe me to be and I am all that you believe I can be.  I am whatever you make me, nothing more. " - My dick

Your Penis can talk..... Dude i would see a docter or something.

"War...war never changes..." -Fallout series

....ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!