Wassup?! I am Puppy, the younger sibling of that big ass pit-bull that no-one wants to fuck with because it's a fucking pitbull. So uh, hi!
What's up, dawg? *BA-DUM TSSSS!*
So far you are the 'coolest' person on here.
Shit. That was the worst pun I have ever dropped. First impressions, and I fucking blew it.
You failed your first impression when you brought up pitbull racism. I mess with pitbulls all the time, my cousin owns one that likes to have throwing/tackling matches. (Generally whoever falls in the pool first loses... At least I think those are the rules)
I have a pitbull, two of them in fact. Ruby and Baby Girl, and they are the best dogs you will ever know.
Until a motherfucker burst in the house with a gun, then my dogs will fuck them up.
Yeah, I can see how they'd fuck people up. That dog is pretty big now, and it's getting harder to throw him. xD I might have to start either working out or letting him drag me into the pool.
I'd suggest working out. Once that dog knows he's dragging you around, he'll start fucking you up, dragging you around your house and now then what?
Well, he's not my dog, so I'll be fine, I guess.
Oh. Then let him do whatever he wants.
Here's a fun thing to do: look at this kid's profile and post history and try to guess what his favorite word is. :)
'Kid'?
Yeah there's pretty much no way you're older than 17.
You're fun though, I hope you stick around.
19, good guess.
I dunno if it's a combination of his avatar, his name, his verbal abuse of various forum members and liberal use of swearing, but this Puppy guy is a riot already.
He's had practice.
Well, let's see, the sky is up.
There's also a whole lotta sky about 8,000 miles beneath you.
Welcome to the site, enjoy your stay!
Welcome
Enjoy your stay.
Lets be friends!
Lets fuck up some bitches, motherfucker! :D Sup, and welcome.
Welcome to the site!
Welcome.
Welcome to the site. Do you want some dog food?
Nigga of course I do. As long as it's the good kind.
I'll hit your ass so hard with a jewelry box you'll look like a drunk ass Mr. T.
THEN I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass that i'm going to use your mouth as an ankle bracelet
(psst. She's also part dragon. She's a Neko; a cat dragon)
That's Bluefur not WizzyCat.
I always thought WizzyCat was a guy.
I think that WizzyCat is a guy and Bluefur is a girl. I might be completely wrong though.
