This is so cute! Glad you were able to find your paper bag family. I think you guys will get along well with Sherb, he's a fellow Paper-Bagian, and I'm sure he'd be delighted to meet y'all.
Also, did you make alts just for this joke? If so, I admire the commitment to the bit. But maybe try using this same energy to do some reading and writing instead.
Check out a few storygames! You might like
As Ink, a storygame written by the same paper-bag aficionado I referred to earlier, our mod supreme and bot-destroyer, Sherbet!