As you can see on Killa_Robot's profile, he is looking for his toaster. I just wanted to publicly announce that I took it and the aforementioned toaster is now at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.
That is all.
So how much is the reward for retrieving it for Killa?
YOU MONSTER!
Or we could just get you a microwave oven...
*After several hard year of fruitless searching and loss of income I reemerge from the waters of Earth with... Killa's Toaster!*
Hey Killa, I got ya toaster for yu. How much would you like to reward me for finding it?
Too bad I smashed it beyond repair and hid the other half in seperate locations in the Middle East... MWUAHAHAHAHA!
^Comment of the Year Nominee
Goddamn, at least I escaped on my private jet and-
Wait? How the fuck did it take six years of looking if Killa has only been on the site for four years?
5 years of looking*
NOT IF I GO TO THE MOON!
I just noticed something in your post though, don't think of my username as the English version of Playa. (AKA= Someone who gets a lot of girls) Think of my username as the Spanish version because Playa in Spanish is translated to Beach which was why I chose the name.
So Killa, I was wondering if you will want to hire some of my soldiers to help on your hunt?
Where was JJJ when the toaster was stolen?
I thought you already found it and it was just a matter of paying you off now?
I'll take 400 of them. I'll pay you in gum, no worries. With the economy and inflation I feel using gum would be much safer.
It's a solid source of income but can inflat extremely fast. Killa, I accept your deal if you throw in one super-daddy bag of York's. Also I was talking about hunting down Playa988.
Umm... you know I'll be expecting you all now right?
True but your being hunted by three armys. My mercenarys (who you could try to hire.) xD, The CYS soldiers & Killa's own private army. So you won't really know who will attack first and when we will attack. MUMUHAHAHAHahaha..ah..agghs *cough cough*
Argh... good thing I have nukes!
How is he even notable?
You must of hit the decoy plane.
"must of"
Not to be a grammar Nazi or anything, but that's a first on this site.
In other news, this was the first thread I found funny enough to convert to a Word Document.
lol it was fun but I am disapointed that it ended so suddenly.
Shortly enoguh Playa fires his nukes at the CYS forces' nukes and they explode.
@My Mercenarys
Well guys, I think our only source of income on that giant blue marble is now gone. That means we have to pack up and find life elsewhere. After we nuke the moon of course.
(ooc) So is the earth mostly nuked but still hapitable?
FC="S-red 3-6 fire your front n-power guns.at the device. Those fools from CYS will wipe out my source of income! (3minutes later)
S-red Captian="Sir the device seems to have a type of energy shield. What should we do?"
(the nukes we fired at eachother fireplay hit eachother not the earth or the moon) (now player and you have a the redt of the day to destroy or deactivate the cannon)
(Ah okay that makes more sense about the nukes. I also find it funny that me and playa are both againt eachother in the debate.)
S-Blue & S-Green= "FC, we are moving in to board the Ion Cannon but you need to take those shields out befo.."
FC="Alright alright! Send in our stolen space frigate from the weird lizard race that we raided last year. Maybe it can take down the shields of this cannon..."
(playa you gonna do something to save yourself?)
Fuck this shit, I'm flying to Mars with the rest of them.
Also, did we really launch nukes at each other just because I stole a toaster?
In other news, Playa and his troops have recently relocated to an unknown destination somewhere in the solar system. An assassin also struck on Mars and the death of Council Member Ugilick has been reported.
On a more imporant note, Alexp is online!
Playa's army has sent all of it's troops at the cannon with the goal of capturing it. Meanwhile, he has also sent troops to earth in an effort to recruit all of the remaining survivors on the planet for his cause and has bought the FMC and merged it into his own army.
The Robot CYS Dominion has learned of Playa's strike and also sends troops to the cannon... let's see how this turns out.
*points to a thread called "Let's Make A Story"*
We're just sticking to the same plot and I'm almost done with it anyway.
After watching this for a while the FMC(FireMercenaryCommand) has decided to relocate the majority of their spacefleet to their space station orbiting pluto, they also pull all of their forces from the cannon and have decided to wait until mars is terraformed.
The remaining forces are heading to earth so that they may evacuate the FMC command from earth.
He shall not take you and you shall die to bad for you
Well most of my spacefleet including my alien frigate survived and I also have that space station...
So does that mean one I blow up the cannon I rule the galaxy?
Naw, me and Fireplay signed a peace treaty and I'm going to keep it unless he attacks me first. The best part of the treaty, since most woman died, we get to repopulate ;).
I think I'm done though, it was just good plain silliness at first but it's gotten to the point where I feel it's forced at this point and it's not as fun anymore.
