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Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

I was just wondering what side of the war everyone is on.

I'm a neutral party, offering support to the underdog so that the balance of power is always shifting, that way anarchy is the real winner. And since I support anarchy (when it comes to Penguin vs Mustache), I win too! Besides, if I don't take sides now, I can claim to have been supporting whoever wins THE WHOLE TIME! (Insert evil laugh here)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

It depends on which party is Pro-Bacon.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Would you rather have sizzling bacony goodness, or Kosher Bacon (AKA processed dove parts)?

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

...?

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Since I too have a mustache I guess my loyalty goes to Aman. Sorry penguin.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

I will clearly win this war.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Not without your toaster. Mwuhahahahaha!

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

I'm confused :/

Although, if you told me to pick a side even though I have no idea what's going on here, I'd pick penguins. Just because they're cooler ^_^ Well, I like those really thin, puny Asiany imperial mustaches too :)

Edit: Scrap that. My army of flaming wolves will obviously win this thing and eat all of you guys up :D

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Well Berka and Aman have this war like thing going on and Penguins (Berka) are at war with Mustaches (Aman) while many have sided with both sides while even more remain neutral while some like me provide both with secret supplies and my underground city sells tunnel's and sabotages' when one is close to winning so we keep making money :D

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

For the best explanation, play this storygame (warning, it’s very challenging… plus you can pick sides at the end  ^-^ )

http://chooseyourstory.com/story/kill-aman's-mustache

 

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Sorry Aman, I think I'm on the Penguin side. They're just cooler. GO PENGUINS! yes

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

the beta's agree to follow the penguin as long as he doesn't eat us. (penguins are vile fish killers)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Ooh! I wouldn't touch that creepy undead fish thingie you stuck in my game with a ten-foot Aman's Mustache!

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

heh heh

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

They both suck. they just don't compare to the awesomeness of beards.cheeky

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Tell me about it ^-^

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Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Have you seen my soul patch? It may not be as great as my 'stache, but it does look better then BZ's lame beard.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

I'm with whoever can burn his opponent the most so seeing how Aman and Berka do so to eachother a lot I tend to be a constant-turncoat. xD

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

GO POLAR BEARS!

...

Wait, what? No polar bears? What kind of war doesn't have polar bears...? 

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

The kind where polar bears work with me selling merchandise to both sides they provide the muscle to event the odds

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

My flaming wolves shall help the penguins burn the mustaches to a crisp, then kill the penguins in their sleep >:D

Awesome game you got there, Berk :D Still trying to figure it out so far...

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

My team of gorrillas are a staunch supporters of penguins. Amans mustaches are poop!

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Well I have decided that my city is full golem's (after all the original Hugo) and satyrs' (also in the book) That are trader's the golem's provide the muscle (after all they are made of stone and clay)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

My wolves side with the Penguins due to how awesome they are. And they do not approve of Raywolf's actions xD

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

So wolves on fire will have to go through gorillas and wolves to kill the penguins which I am assuming have some heavy duty weapons.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Hehe.

My flaming wolves shall win this pointless fight! :D

But technically I'm on Berk's side til total extermination of the mustaches is complete. Then I'll begin the total extermination of penguins >:D

Obviously nobody knows about this plan as I'm not stupid enough to post this in a forum on a public site where the whole world's people can view. Duh.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

So basically this is what I've gathered...

Berka's Side

awesomeness
betaband
galobtter
Lexi

Aman's Side

JMgskills
Raywolf

Neutral

playa (can be bought with bacon)
Xt (though his love of polar bears might suggest penguin leanings who also live in cold climate)
Amy (Enjoying the chaos)
Fireplay (Enjoying the chaos)
hugo (Taking advantage of the chaos)
frank (Truly non-aligned due to love of beards)
KillaRobot (Toasterless "third side")

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

And your just enjoying the show too? lol

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Pretty sure he falls into "Enjoying the Chaos" side at the very least lol.

Everyone knows once I'm re-united with my toaster this war is as good as done.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Can't you just... You know, buy a new one? *hides*

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Yay taking advantage of this war is proving profitable. :D

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

All the more reason for me to keep it's true location a heavily guarded secret.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Actually, I'm taking advantage of the chaos too (but that's not to say I don't enjoy it)!

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Eh...? Since when was I on Aman's side?

Like I said...I'm on the penguin's side until all the mustaches are wiped out. Then I'll be the new arch-enemy of Berk >:)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago
Add me to BZ's side sorry JMgskillz but you choose wrong did and ray we wil murder you if step out against us. Lexi thank you for the support of the wolves and Hugo pick a side!

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

.....Wait one second. There is sides to this conflict? I thought it was just BZ and I murdering each other..........

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Technically you have supporters to your cause and you make a great TV show. lol

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Mustaches and penguins killing each other while other parties do the same no kidding. (How would you kill a mustache?)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

What do you think they put this up for?

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Joining my cult for a day? 

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

What?!? I would never! It's for being a Low Down Dirty Mustache Murderer!

(you don't still have those incriminating photos do you?)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Of course, of course BZ.

(I'll delete them for a price)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

... *crickets

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

I dunno, my pict doesn't have a stache yet....

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Looks like some people joined my cause.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Can you do mine? I'm dying to see what Naruto looks like with a stache.smiley

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Gave him a Chevron, so it covers a huge portion of the face. We need a mustache Smiley though. :{)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

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Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Berka is being overwhelmed her take some golem's (they can take a hell of a beating) I still want a profit this is just to keep the war going.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

That just won't do!  It needs to be friendly mutton chops!

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

OMG...

Stachified Naruto in Tailed Beast Mode...we have a seriously dangerous opponent here...

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Aman's secret weapon....

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Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Holy crap.....

Bravo my friend, bravo. There's no way you can lose now.(In response to mustached Naruto)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

It was already a lock once he gained the support of Bacon. Nobody beats Bacon.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

^ Deep.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

True dat.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Ha ha, nice try, but the advantage of not having a face is not having to be bothered with facial hair.

Officially I'm neutral.

Unofficially, all the death Berka and Aman's armies are causing is just strengthening my own position. And people like Amy, Fireplay and hugo are just making things even better because they're prolonging the war even longer resulting in more death by constantly switching sides or selling weapons.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

It's SOUL hair. It's your soul yerning to join with the Mustache clan, it's just that you don't realize it yet. 

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Hey! Just because I am prolonging the war doesn't mean I am not prepared ever since I heard about this war my city has been fortifying its position and creating escape routes. (Besides we keep the best weapons for ourselves)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Yeah. And the best thing about that is, if you win, I can claim that was my intention the whole time! ;D

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

what if I were to say that I have succeeded in making an invincible penguin/mustache hybrid called penaches

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Evil. Pure EVIL.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

How much to buy the blueprint, rights, and prototype? :D

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Don't worry, my people are working on a Bacon, penguin and mustache hybrid. They will be called Benstachpen's

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

I think all sides will fight to destroy such a creation.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

i got amans back *uses demigod powers to build a giant army of polar bears*

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

("sends out the Penaches to destroy polar bear army")

("the ensuing battle destroys the north pole")

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

*uses powers to morph into a fire wolf and sneaks into berks bedroom and slits his wrists*

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Penguins don't have wrists, you are captured on the crime of failed assassination.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

God Stache saves Chasemeee

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

chasmee then prays to his father for more power and for aman to have a army of  mustaches that know the penguins weakness and chasmees father say thy shal be done and chasmee starts to float and amans army comes forth and says thy biding master aman

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Giving Berka a massive missile that causes all hair to fall off anyone in the vicinity.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Disarms the missile as I send a Kitsune to stop Godstache

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Nope best tech in the buisiness rotating code and requires physical hacking.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

chasemee flys to berk city and then fly to the edge of space and then flys at full speed to the ground in berk city a levels the city

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

begins working on building more penaches to destroy chasemee.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

chasemeee likes clubbing seals too, when she's not busy slitting penguin wrists and punching babies.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

She even punches babies with mustaches.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

(The Shame!)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

(I found it hilarious, but for each his own)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

No wonder your Staches are such drooling fools - too much punching when they were babies! devil

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Ya dont need a brain when you are a stache.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

And it shows  cool

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

you know im a dude right?

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Really? The broomstick totally threw me off  ;)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

lol why dont you just go back to jacking off to reruns of oprah

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Reruns?!? Where have you been? She has a whole Network now.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

you would know

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

AHAH! So you admit I was right about your Gender!

(Cause I "would know")...

 

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

... *crickets...

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Harry Potter fan?

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

But just before you hit the city, a gorrilla godzilla hybrid catches you in midair and crushes you. Bwahahahaha

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

A mechagorilla Godzilla smashes into you controlled by stayr's and back upped by giant stone golem's they have advertising things posted on their backs.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

In the name of Bacon, I say we all join sides to destroy this monstrosity. How anyone could dare possess the audacity to create such a thing is beyond me, but I shall not let it continue to live in agony.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

It's a machine not even alive.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

IT IS AN ABOMINATION! 

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

you support chaos right? that's all i need :)

(send's the bruised and battered penaches prototype to fireplay)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

War update:

Aman's side

chaseme
JMGskills
playa (bought with bacon and assimilated)
Raywolf
Swiftstrike (assimilated)

Berka's side

awesomeness
betaband
galobtter
Lexi
Xt (Penguin leanings)

Chaos side

Amy
Drakilian (Unleashing new monstrosities)
Fireplay
hugo

True Neutral

frank (Hates all sides)
KillaRobot (Still looking for toaster)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

There should be a Pyromania fraction, since we have so many members with a affinity to fire.

Hell, I'd join that shit!

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Killa, I may have a proposition for you.

It involves your toaster.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Once again...I have never said that I was on Aman's side o.o

Go Pyromania faction! :D

PYROMANIA!

10 years ago

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

It's OK Raywolf, I'm not on Aman's side either  ^-^

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Did somebody say Pyro Faction?!?

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Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

A new faction has been created!
The Pyro faction has appeared!

Raywolf has rebelled against Aman
Raywolf has joined the Pyro faction
SilverFlame has join the Pyro faction

Pyromanic faction begins lighting fires

playa has propositioned  Killa Robot

Amy has sold weapons to the penguin army
hugo has sold weapons to the mustache army
Fireplay has stolen weapons from both sides
Fireplay has moved the toaster

Drakilian has created a new abomination!
Drakilian has unleashed the abomination into the world!

Abomination attacks the penguin army with its Whiskers of DOOM!
Abomination does 2842 points of damage!

betaband has been gruesomely decapitated!
betaband has been killed!
Xt has been seriously wounded!
Xt has lost a leg!
Xt hops behind cover

Abomination attacks the mustache army with its Beak of DESTRUCTION!
Abomination has done 4292 points of damage!

chaseme has been bloodily evicerated!
chaseme has been killed!
JMGskills has been critically wounded!
JMGskilled has lost two arms!
JMGskills has fallen unconscious
Abomination has eaten JMGskills and mutated!
Abomination gains a new power: Regeneration

Abomination attacks the chaos league with its Flippers of DEATH!

Abomination misses Fireplay
Abomination misses Fireplay
Abomination misses Amy
Abomination misses Amy
Abomination hits hugo's golem army for 4235 points of damage!
hugo is defenseless!
Abomination hits hugo for 3953 points of damage!
hugo has been utterly annihilated!

Abomination moves closer toward the Pyro faction…

>_

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

*puts down flamethrower. *runs away screaming.

 

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

We can wait no longer. Killa, you are the only person who knows the true power of your toaster. I give you the real one I've had in my possession all along (Unlike Fireplay's mere copy) in hopes that you may use it to destroy the Abomination. 

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

I say we all take up something less dangerous - like knitting.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Team up to defeat Abomination?

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Hmm... We'll, I'd like to see a little more mayhem first, but if it starts to get out of hand... Sure, why not?  ^-^

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Oh crap, oh crap, the controls I put into the abomination are starting to malfunction, guys, I can't control it anymore, EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!!!

(sets secret research lab to self destruct, in the hopes that the explosion will destroy the abomination when it comes to kill me)

(takes designs for new and improved self destruct button to work on in backup lab in the moon)

(that's right, IN the moon, not on it)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Pyromania survives without even doing shit.

 

 

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Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

*Reactives old space-fleet from past forum. Heads to moon and opens fire...*

"I have decided to go independent, sorry fellow pyros the calling of the Snarl is too great. I must obey!

*Continues to fire in hopes of destroying Drakilian...*

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

"Activates shields and begins build a modified version of the self destruction button that will destroy the abomination"

FIREPLAY YOU TRAITOR!!

"activates the bomb hidden inside the penaches prototype given to fireplay, destroying the ship he is on, sadly he escapes to another ship"

 

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

the original penaches is now dead, you've got your wish aman. :'(

 

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

So that's what the weird object was... Anyways, I think I should mention that I'm the one who changed your programing so you would lose control of the abomination. :)

*Decides to leave and colonize Mars.* 

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Ah screw it *hits a button on his magic control all my cool guns board* all my weapons not being used to defend my city melt sorry NO REFUNDS!!! I like fire but put me on really neutral.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

You know I'm team penguin. :Y

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

I think at this point it doesn't matter. lol

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Oh. SHORT ATTENTION SPAN!

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Berka panics and runs in terror!
Aman panics and runs in terror!

Penguin army is leaderless and in disarray!
Mustache army is leaderless and in disarray!

awesomeness is trampled by fleeing penguins!
awesomeness takes 846 points of damage!
awesomeness has been flattened and killed!

Lexi loses wolves to penguin stampede!
Lexi avoids damage

galobtter loses gorillas to penguin stampede!
galobtter trips and takes one point of damage

Xt is trampled by fleeing penguins!
Xt takes 586 points of damage!
Xt has been flattened and killed!

Swiftstrike has been attacked by wild mustaches!
Swiftstrike takes 853 points of damage!
Swiftstrike has been strangled to death!

Amy laughs at the carnage and skips away

Fireplay's fleet assaults Drakilian's moon base!
Surface of the moon base takes 6943 points of damage!
The screams of women and children dying in the blasts lowers morale!

Moon base fires on Fireplay's fleet!
Fireplay's fleet takes 3486 points of damage!
Drakilian activates kill switch for the original penache
Fireplay's personal ship EXPLODES spectacularly!
Fireplay sacrifices crew to run to escape pod
Fireplay takes 25 points of damage!
Fireplay escapes in pod

Pyro faction puts up fire shield
Abomination attacks Pyro faction with Handlebar Fu Manchu COMBO!
Fire shield fails!

Silverflame takes 8439 points of damage!
Silverflame has been horribly killed!

Raywolf takes OVER 9000 points of damage!
Raywolf's death screams are legendary even in Hell!
Raywolf has died.

playa has given the toaster to Killa Robot
playa eats bacon
playa gains 2 hitpoints

nitro has joined Berka's faction

>_

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Holy Mustache God Sheild?

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

"activates super super secret escape wormhole to travel to untouched parallel universe, and then activates several series of explosions which destroy the earth in hopes of annihilating the abomination and stranding Fireplay out to die"

Oh. My. God.

Berka zerka supports mustaches in this universe, and aman supports penguins

THIS IS ALL WRONG!

"orders what's left of the penache army to self-destruct, then I stand in the middle of the explosion. Drakilian is no more"

GAME OVER (for me, i think some people might survive this)

 

 

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

So, umm, Killa do you want to activate your toaster now?

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Either he has not turned on the news recently or he's waiting for the majority of us to die.

*Continues with colonization program: Martian Empire*

*Sends half of fleet to attack moon base.*

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

"in a far away universe, ashes are gathering together to form a creature the likes of which has never been seen by the worlds before"

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

To bad it dosen't have a portal to reach us, it exploded it's inter-dimensional device remember? >:D

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Help us Killa, you're our only hope! *whir whir whir...

Help us Killa, you're our only hope! *whir whir whir...

Help us Killa, you're our only hope! *whir whir whir... *Clunk!!!

Hmm... I'm really going to have to get that droid fixed...

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Drakilian has opened up a rift in the space time continuum!
Drakilian has gone insane from things man was not meant to know!
Drakilian commits suicide!
Drakilian has died

Fireplay colonizes Mars
Fireplay founds a new Empire!
Fireplay's fleet attacks moon base
Moonbase is defenseless!
Moonbase is utterly destroyed!

Achievement unlocked: Final Frontier

EndMaster raises zombie awesomeness to join undead legion
EndMaster raises zombie betaband to join undead legion
EndMaster raises zombie chaseme to join undead legion
EndMaster raises zombie Drakilian to join undead legion
EndMaster raises zombie hugo to join undead legion
EndMaster raises zombie Raywolf to join undead legion
EndMaster raises zombie Swiftstrike to join undead legion
EndMaster raises zombie Xt to join undead legion

EndMaster calls back Amy
EndMaster calls back Fireplay

Amy has completed a quest! (Sewing the chaos)
Amy has leveled up!
New power gained: Shapeshift

Fireplay has completed a quest! (Sewing the chaos)
Fireplay has leveled up!
New power gained: Metal manipulation

Fireplay has FAILED a quest! (Securing the toaster)
Fireplay has been demoted a level!
Metal manipulation lost

Berka regroups
Aman regroups

Berka and Aman call a truce
Achievement unlocked: Best Friends Forever

Killa Robot is asleep
Killa Robot snores loudly through the thunderous footsteps of the Abomination

>_

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

"drakilian's ashes form into the first lich to ever exist. events from endmaster's "necromancer" pass in alternate universe"

"Drakilian travels back to the martian colony, which has now evolved into a great empire, in order to finally wreak revenge upon the traitor fireplay"

 

(if that's okay with endmaster, if not i'll find another way to destroy fireplay, eventually)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Well the lich part would make sense since endmaster just raised you from the dead.

Also how am I a traitor? I just want to continue sewing chaos. :D

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Aman goes up to mustache heaven to ask for Mustache Godly help.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

BZ gets a really really long ladder to follow Aman - wearing his clip-on Stache so as not to offend the Facial God of Macho Awesome.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

You do realize this is all EndMaster's Fault right?

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Nope, its Amy's for dividing us up, and giving Endmaster the chance.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Well, dividing up them at least - we were always sort of divided to begin with hehe...

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Probably. I find it distasteful to work with you.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Aman and berka separate when aman calls upon mustache god to destroy ladder and the war ends with the death of berka?

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Then I'd have to kill Endmaster by myself, and even my mustachey goodness can't beat that.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

oh, well since endamster technically resurrected me and i am his now eternal servant (along with pretty much everyone the abomination destroyed)  we now must destroy you and berka, as well as the deserter fireplay

I am so sorry, it was never meant to be like this (the corpses and spirits of all of the dead resurrected by endmaster rise towards mustache heaven in order to defend their master)

Hmmm, strangely enough, no one has attacked amy yet.

I wonder what killa's doing right now?

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

According to some stories he is the physical form of Death itself. That or he kicked a "god" of sorts out and became a god of Shadows who learned necromancy. 

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHAOS!

Ha, no, really, this has gone to far. AWESOME TEAM UP TIME!

We're off to defeat the Abomination, the horrible Abomination of CYS!

Wait, that doesn't fit the tune at all.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Wait, what exactly am I being called back for? o.O

*Begins to prepare colonization program: Moon-Guard.*

*Looks for new quest...*

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Actually I need to stop anyway, I was working on Eternal and I got really distracted.

To sum up:

So it was that Aman and Berka climbed up the mountain top and asked the great mustache god for divine help.

And the pleas were heard.

The vile abomination was utterly destroyed with a great hot blob of divine mustache wax before it could cause anymore destruction

And there was much rejoicing.

The remnants of Berka's tribe settled down and lived in peace with Aman's tribe and while the two never mingled (For fear of unleashing another abomination) the two managed to treat each other with respect.

To this day both tribes curse the name of Drakilian though.

Drakilian continued his personal vendetta against Fireplay and the two continue to war. Sometimes with one having the upper hand, but it never lasted since Amy sold weapons to both sides to ensure nobody got an advantage.

Killa never did activate his toaster and only woke up long after all the chaos had died down. He was confused to as how it came back to him, but then he just shrugged his shoulders and knew not to question such good luck.

As for those that died, they were claimed by EndMaster as all the dead always are.

And thus ended the FIRST Mustache-Penguin War…

THE END

Restart? Reload? Quit?

Quit

OK

> READY_

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

That was a good game, maybe we should get the 2nd edition.

*dodges death-bolt from drakilian and sends soldiers to slow him down. retreats with fleet back to mars.*

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Yeah, I'm taking my beach ball and going home! Aman got his dirty mustache prints all over it...

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

If I had activated it the war would have ended very differently!

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

So were you watching us or were you just busy at the time?

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

I was otherwise preoccupied lol.

I'm true neutral anyway though :D

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Endmaster should run a forum game when he's free...

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

This Thread should be Bronzed or something....  ^-^

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

I second this!

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

3rdeded...

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

I also declare support for berka/chaos in the inevitable 2nd war, which will probably happen once someone new joins the site and berka disses aman's mustache. 

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

What? I would never diss that glorious tuft of nostril poofery! We're like best buds now.

*used car salesman smile....

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

I expanded my city to cover all subterranean levels right down to the planets core!!! Any of you mustache and penguins get fighting I got my special button only I know what it does...

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

blows up the earth by unleashing the immense power contained in the earth's core?

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Well since it really doesn't effect either of us and the war as already over I don't see what he would gain from blowing himself up.

Also most of his empire would have already melted if he reached the core. Just saying...

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Someone really needs to make an epic Storygame out of this whole time of chaos...

Especially since I'm gonna try to take over the world of the Dead... 

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

We are inventors made many suits to protect from heat. No it doesn't  blow up the earths core. And I didn't say went to the very core and we are simply tapping into it to provide geothermal electricity for the whole world.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

"hugo's people die of asbestos poisoning"

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Nice try the golems are made of stone and such beside we have are own water and food supply inside the city. Another point how did you get in every entrance is guarded and we have sensor's monitoring any seismic activity.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Still doesn't explain what you gain from blowing up the planet... 

All that would do is make Drakilian, Endmaster, and myself the only survivors of this entire war.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Trot the last time the button does not blow up the planet. It doesn't do anything harmful per say.also 

endmaster I am not a zombie I never died kept the best weapons and armor for ourselves.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

If end said you died, you better just role with it.

Anyhow, this was interesting.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Lol Don't deny end he will eat your soul

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Lol my soul is in a jar by my bed I only let I out when it Need's a walk ;)

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

So your saying we can just catch it when you let it outside?

Anyways, lets just keep the war closed for now. Endmaster or Aman/Berka can start the 2nd one if they want.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

*burst.back into the world with my mustached father screams it is time to end this*

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

... Presses the button.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

It happend that one of my gorrilas sabbotaged the button and made the core do fusion. Me and my gorrillas was on another planet though.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Wrong!!! It transfers the earth 30 000 light years away to a different galaxy full of peace loving aliens.

dude don't any of you get it we are the cutting edge of science, technology and mechanics anything you use against us was invented by us so we have a defense against it.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

I have a teleporter that can teleport anything anywhere. We teleported the button away and replaced it with a button that connected to machine that fused the core. We developed it using a time machine. We kept on going back and doing more work on it thereby making the BEST technology ever. We made dragons...

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Seconded, if we start a war without them then it's really just going to be a bunch of guys describing awesome imaginary stuff with no purpose, as long as end master narrates the results and berka and Aman fight prejudicial mustache penguins wars, then our involvement makes sense

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

We dont need endmaster, there have been many skirmishes without him.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

I'd survive too, because I'M ONE OF THE DEMONS THAT DON'T. DIE.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Wow...I guess alot happened while I was away huh O_o. 

Now that there's a new Pyro faction...how could I not betray Berk? >:D

Me and Raywolf's Firewolf City shall crush everything in its path. I'm not dead yet xD

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago
I'm probably gonna get shot for asking but how did this war begin I am fairly new here and Don't know the history. Please informeth me

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

-Aman & Berka first meet.

-First comment war.

-Forum game battles.

-First war

-Update on first war and ending of first war.

-(unoffical?) 2nd war did start but is put on the backburner.

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago
Why thank you good sir ??

Penguins and Mustaches

10 years ago

Reading the actual threads that spawned this running gag helps but you're welcome.