Well we haven't had a laugh at the CoGite faggots and their dickhead in chief lately, so here we go.
Well known pearl clutcher and permanently hysterical Cogite, Meltdown Penguins made some thread about the evils of NFTs. It's some sort of crypto currency in the form of artwork. Seems like a waste of time to me like most crypto stuff, but then I'm sort of a BOOMER on the whole crypto thing.
Anyway Jason apparently is a big fan of crypto due to being a big capitalist fat cat that routinely preys on his mostly masochistic alphabet people fanbase. He wants to do the NFT thing and in typical fashion he got fucked by his own petard due to his personality and stirred up his own rebellion AGAIN.
Now I'm going to provide screen shots, since I know everyone likes pretty pictures around here, but honestly there is a SHITLOAD of content here that's quite frankly dull. So I'll provide a link if you really want to immerse yourself in CoGite faggotry for some strange reason.
Link to the full fag fight
But Meltdown wasn't the only angry one!
Egalitarian company? Lol.
Okay, so it's not looking so good for ol' VaJayJay. He tries to defend himself in the usual obnoxious hamfisted way while failing in his attempt to appear "civil"
However all he succeeds in doing is making things worse.
What Meltdown is whining about is once again a Tumblr uprising has occurred due to this shitstorm.
Again, here's just a few screen shots, but it's honestly too much fucking whining to just say "Jason's a tyrannical hypocritical asshole and he's mean!" I'll give the link as well if you really want to see what we've all known for YEARS about Jason. (And said much more amusingly)
Link to Tumblrina Tears
Uh, so yeah it goes ON like this.
Honestly this dude (Or whatever fucking pronoun that's popular these days) has perfectly well thought out arguments to Jason's points, but of course it being CoG, NO DISSENT IS ALLOWED.
As for the rest of the CoG thread, it also goes ON for awhile with Jason making more enemies the more he posts and most threatening to boycott CoG and move to Twine.
To which I'll say, yes that would be hilarious if that actually happens.
However, if these CoGites had half the fucking backbone to ACTUALLY rebel whenever Jason does something they don't like, CoG would have went out of business years ago.
Seriously, these faggots have a severe case of battered gimp syndrome when it comes to Jason. He'll just shit directly on them and they'll whine. He'll tell them to shut the fuck up and delete their posts, send his goons to their Tumblr enclaves to intimidate them and most of them back down EVERY SINGLE TIME.
Anyway the thread ended like how most of these shitstorms against Jason do.
He should have just done that in the first place. Lol
Anyway, browse the links, have a laugh and be thankful you're a CYStian.
Uh oh! Meltdown calling for a boycott and taking her writing elsewhere!
Well good for her, I may not agree with ANYTHING she whines about, but someone should live up to their principles.
Oh. Still fence sitting, because fuck principles if potentially more money and visibility are available.
Yep, just another CoGite with battered gimp syndrome. She's ultimately not doing shit. Lol.
Well with strongly worded posts like Jason needing to go, and continuing to be a wishy washy whiner (And never actually finishing a game anyway) I can't see how this desire couldn't possibly come true!
From what I've heard Twine isn't as mobile friendly or some complaint like that. We had a Twinebot flapping her owl wings about a long time ago that often said Twine was actually easier to code than ChoiceScript. (I wouldn't know since I never code at all)
Anyway, yeah as I've said in this thread a few times, if the rebels actually stick to their principles this time then striking a blow against CoG/Jason will be hilarious.
It's just I've seen these play out a few times with a bunch of them getting angry and making a lot of noise that they're going to do something major...and then it never gets done and half of them go crawling back to CoG to lick Jason's boots (Like Suicidal Sammy)
Good thing I stumbled upon this post before it got deleted. (It was originally collapsed due to a bunch of flags lol)
Weren't a bunch of them supposed to have rebelled the last time Jason pissed them off and sent goons to Tumblrville to demand they take down their complaints?
A few of them said they were even going to start up their own company with trigger warnings and tranny hookers!
And so Meltdown joins the ranks of Laguz, Suicidal Sammy and other triggered whiners in CoG exile. I imagine we'll see if she actually sticks to her principles or does what Suicial Sammy did and crawled back anyway.
Oh looks like the Tumblrinas are actually getting another rebellion together.
The hilarity continues...
Here's a gem I missed in the main thread from Hitler Mode Jason where he attacks Meltdown and the Tumblrinas.
Oh he mentions that a few times why in between the CoGites screaming at him. It's all fairly boring, but here's just an example:
In short, he prefers crypto due to it being easier to move the Epsteinian Pleasure Island money around that way.
So apparently Jason sent an email to the dude he was mostly arguing with about the NFT shit.
Once again, it's mostly boring and here at CYS just like to get to the juicy bits that provide the lols. So here's a link to all of it and I'll post Jason's attempt at civil outrage and the Tumblrina's normal outrage.
Okay here's the opening:
Here's the link to the boring middle
And here's the exciting ending.
The hilarity still continues...