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True or false: the "classics" on this site are all longwinded, low quality garbage that read like they were created by a 15 year old edgelord learning to cuss on the Internet, or perhaps the FEDORA WEARING 40 YEAR OLD MANCHILD ADMIN OF A DEAD SITE, combined with the barely disguised sexual fantasies of the author, that would ultimately make any serious writing community or publishing house laugh said author out of the room?

You seem upset

Have you read 'The Price of Freedom: Innocence Lost' yet?

What makes you think I'm not a 40 year old, fedora wearing manchild?

Best birthday ever! ^_^

Optimism :)

Also, in your YouTube videos you sound like a female Brit, not a male Indiana Jones cosplayer recording in his parents' basement. Kinda clinches it for me.

The acoustics in my parents basement make my voice sound unusually feminine... And British.

 

Absolutely false. Eternal could be a best-selling novel if EndMaster had the inclination.

This is just somebody's alt fucking around with a VPN, you guys don't have to seriously respond to them.

Mercer Gang!

Where is your WarriorCat opus to show us how it's done?

In the litter box with all the other abortions.

Mercer Gang!

MERCER GANG

I know he isn't as active as he used to be, but calling BerkaZerka an edgelord is going a bit too far.

I think he might've been referring to EndMaster. 

EDIT: oh you meant the 15 year old comment. Yeah, I think he meant Bezro with that one.

This is some hellacious autism.