Updated my journal...
Finished the 9th epilogue. Yay.
Anyway Swift was asking for an update and Malk was asking about how graphic it can get, so here you both go...
You already got an idea of how to get the truck keys from Dan, but it’s not something you’re looking forward to…
Mustering up your mental fortitude you prepare yourself for the unpleasant task ahead.
Your group goes into the grocery store, which must still have on some sort of emergency lighting where upon everyone begins to carefully search the place. While there has been some looting and even signs of fighting that went on here, the place is in better shape than anyone thought.
“Hey Dan, the medicine aisle is over this way.” You say while gently grabbing his hand. Dan is more than a little surprised by this gesture.
“Oh. Okay, lead the way then. Everyone else keep stockin’ up on whatever food you want. ” He responds.
When you lead Dan over to the aisle you remind yourself of what your goal is…
“Damn darlin’ it looks like this aisle is mgh!” Dan is interrupted when you kiss him directly on his meth rotten mouth. It tastes horrible and it’s only due to your strong gag reflex that you don’t puke.
Dan is flabbergasted; he literally is at a loss for words.
“I gotta suck your dick right now Dan. It’s all I’ve been thinking about since we were ridin’ in the truck together. Shit, I woulda went down on you right then had there not been an audience in the back of the truck. Come on we can go into the bathroom of this place.” You whisper in his ear.
Dan is still tongue tied, but at this point he’s not arguing and passively follows you as you lead him to the women’s bathroom in the back of the store. You make sure nobody has seen the pair of you enter and then lock the door.
“I…I…I can’t believe you felt this way about me darlin’. I mean this is gotta be a dream.” Dan says.
“Ain’t no dream, now back against that wall, pull ‘em down and let me get to suckin’ what’s gotta be a big ass dick. Gotta have it. Gotta have that juicy hot throbbing cock in my mouth.” You say.
Dan’s fantasies of an insatiable cock hungry hot blonde have probably been fueled for years by endless amounts of porn he’s no doubt watched. So it’s predictable that he doesn’t even question the unlikelihood of any of this at all.
He wastes no time in putting down his rifle and unzipping his pant. It’s an unimpressive sight. It’s even more unimpressive when you’re on your knees, eye level to it.
“Oh my god, this is gonna be better than drugs!” Dan says even closing his eyes as if preparing himself for the glory that is your mouth. Unfortunately for him he gets none of that and instead receives a FALCON PUNCH to his balls.
Dan’s reaction causes him to practically crumple onto you. He manages to wheeze a few swear, but you then shut him up by smacking his head against the bathroom wall, he groans a bit and still tries to grab a hold of you, but you stop him completely by pistol whipping him in the face until he’s no longer moving.
You aren’t sure if he’s dead, but you’re not really paying attention to see if he’s breathing by this point, you’re too busy looking for the keys…jackpot.
Then you hear some banging on the door and you freeze with your pistol in hand.
“Hey, who’s in there? I heard some noise. Is that you blondie?” you hear a voice exclaim.
“…uh yeah it’s me! I had to take a shit and there were just some big ass rats in here that scared me so bad I almost dropped a load in my pants! No big deal though!” you shout.
“Oh…um okay.” The voice says. “Um, hey you seen Dan?”
“Thought I saw him still over by the drug aisle.”
“Yeah he’s not…” the voice starts to say before you interrupt.
“Goddamn it I’m trying to take a shit that feels like I need a goddamn midwife for this thing! I’m not Dan’s personal fucking shadow, go look for him yourself!” you shout.
“Okay! Okay! Sheesh, you don’t need to be a goddamn bitch about it.” The voice says and then you hear some footsteps leaving.
Well that will have bought you a little time, but when you leave, you need to make a beeline for the truck and hope that nobody is lingering around it at the time. Since you get the impression you’re going to be shooting it out with the rednecks anyway, you take Dan’s rifle over your shoulder.
You exit the bathroom and look around to see a few of the rednecks still stocking up on some more food. You quicken your pace towards the entrance of the grocery store while attempting to keep your head down so nobody immediately sees you.
When you get to the entrance there’s one of the rednecks loading up something in the back of the truck. You think its Jake from earlier.
“Everything come out all right?” he asks meaning he must’ve been the one talking to you from outside the door earlier.
“Yeah, yeah.” you say looking around if there are any others you need to deal with.
“Y’know, maybe you wouldn’t be so backed up if you tried anal.” Jake says with a smirk.
“Excuse me?”
“Ass fucking sweetcheeks. It’ll loosen you up back there. I’d be more than willin’ to help you out in that department honey.” Jake says with a grin.
And at that point, you’re done with stealth.
“And here’s a new hole to loosen up your useless brain matter shithead.” You say pulling your pistol blasting Jake in the head. You don’t wait for the body to fall, you run into the truck.