I see someone is getting a head start on Edgelord story of the year for 2022.
Anyway don't get graphic with pedo shit obviously. The rest of the content is fine, though whether it's "good" or not we'll only know if we read it.
Sounds more over the top silly though so I'd imagine this going over better with a more humorous tone. Of course humor is always a roll of the dice, so you'll just have to write and take the risk if you're funny or not.