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It's Petros again. I'm the guy who definitely never said anything about writing custom murder fics. This time, I'm attempting to be a creativity leech. You suggest plot points, characters, etc., and I craft a story of dubious quality out of the components. I will also be leaving it on sneak peek mode so that you can monitor my progress.

DISCLAIMER: I am making no promises as to the likelihood of me actually finishing/publishing the resulting mess.

It should start out on a space station.

I'm pretty excited to have someone else handling the not writing part this time, usually I have to that AND have the ideas all by myself too.

The story should also include at least one grapefruit.

The weird (Or maybe not so weird) thing is the grapefruit thing actually did come to mind when I was typing up the magic whistle suggestion.

You should make a story about a magic whistle.

Include mermaids.

The story will under no circumstances include any mention of mermaids.

Asian kid dies first.

The final person who survives is a Dutchman

It should include lesbians

Lesbian space mermaids who kill an Asian kid for his magic whistle. And a grapefruit. Now we're getting somewhere.

The grapefruit is the murder weapon, naturally

Somehow still less schizo than what I anticipated

Wow. In the spirit of the endeavor, I will include an interpretation of this post and what I assume is the spirit of your suggestion, but let it be known that I hate horror and now I hate you

I thought the box was adorable...

about those murder fics...

Never heard of them

Write yourself as the main character.

This is easily the worst suggestion

It's because you're racist, isn't it?!

It should include tiny Mexicans.

A distinctive regional American accent must be featured (for example, Texan, New York, Kentuckian)

Someone is cast off a cliff and someone voluntarily jumps off a cliff

A pink whale who hates mermaids

Suranna's mom

There's already a pink whale.

Burn...