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The most stupid comments ever said.

4 years ago

I believe we have reason to fear for the future of humanity when full-grown adults say things like this and honestly believe it.

1) I think the worst part about having triplets is being pregnant for 27 months.
2) Someone once told me there were 50 states in the US, but there's only 49! Science proved pluto doesn't exist, dumbass.
3) I just noticed. The NFL has been around longer then the US! There have been 46 Super Bowls, and only 44 presidents!

Those are just the three that I remember my mom pointing out on facebook yesterday.

So, what about you? Anything you remember being this face-palm worthy?

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4 years ago

I have this social media app "IFunny" and there's an account there dedicated to showcasing these morons. I've seen the comments you've stated on the account.

Ooh, I have an example:

"Devil has 5 letters, so does weed! Weed is bad for you!" or something like that.

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4 years ago

Sounds like trolls honestly.

P.S If you wanna see my old troll account on IFunny, it's: Johncennafan510.

I shit you not that was before the whole John Cena joke became popular.

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4 years ago

Sam Harris.

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4 years ago

I watched a video about these. There was something like " I only have sex at night so that the sperms are asleep, so I don't get pregnant and stay a virgin. 

# Smart

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4 years ago

"What is president Obama's surname? Does anyone know?" 

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4 years ago
"llama" Full name: Obama Llama

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4 years ago

"Fearing for humanity" because of a few fake/joking comments is almost as silly as saying them. 

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4 years ago

_Overhearing some things at my college_

Girl on Phone, looks to be a college student:

"I slammed my finger in a door an hour ago, and it hurts."

*pause for person on phone to say something*

"It was bleeding and all red. It hurts."

*pause for person on phone to say something*

"But I put a band aid on. It still hurts."

*pause for person on phone to say something*

"I don't know why it still hurts. I put a band aid on  it."

 

Two graduate students talking back and forth:

"Oh my gawd! What's that!?!?!?"

"That? That's an inch worm."

"Those are REAL?"

"You thought they were fake?"

"I thought they were a fairy tale."

"They're real."

"But how do they move? They shouldn't move like that. How do they move?"

 

Two girls waiting for bus:

"I bought a new laptop, an ipad, and a fridge with my card."

"I bought a bunch of shirts, an ipad, a tv, and new headphones with mine."

"I like having free money."

"Yeah, it's the best."

 

Girl in my group while discussing a work of Plato

"I hate reading Shakespeare. It makes no sense."

 

 

 


 

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4 years ago

"When I have my first daughter, I want it to be a girl." ~Facebook

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4 years ago

When I was sixteen I had a girlfriend called Amy blessed with such an uncluttered mind she would ask incredible questions. At one point I used to write down the most inane but I've forgotten most of them. Some of the gems I still remember:

"Do black people have black sperm?"

"What religion is the Pope?"

"Which country is the city Dalai Lama in?"

"Which city is London in?"

"Why is the moon so small in the sky? Isn't it supposed to be big?"

I suppose the fact she went out with me for two years should have been a clue that thoughts were just something that happened to other people.

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4 years ago

Big tits?

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4 years ago
Sounds about right.

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4 years ago

Maybe she was actually a very small child and Will's actually a pedophile.

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4 years ago

TF does a 16 year old ask those questions?

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4 years ago

Ooh shoot! I remember a few now! There was once this girl in my science class my freshman year in high school, who's name was Jada. She said some pretty dumb stuff. It was so bad that the teacher wrote some of them down! Here's a few I can remember:

-Can fish drown?

-  Jada: What color is albino again?

    Classmate: (being sarcastic) Its purple, Jada.

     Jada: Really?

- Are Zebras real?

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4 years ago

Hey, well, if you wanna be technical, fish can "drown" if there's not enough oxygen in the water.

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4 years ago

True.

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4 years ago

Actual conversation with actual 15 year old.

"Hey beta, since you're Jewish, do you speak Islam?"

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4 years ago

I am certain that was a troll.

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

While I’ve heard many stupid comments, but sometimes you have to take into consideration where they are coming from. Not that it makes them any less stupid, but it certainly makes you say “Meh, I’m not surprised.”

Plus when you hear stupid shit on the internet, it’s even less surprising.

However, there are still times even when you take these factors into consideration you just have to face palm.

One of the stupidest comment I’ve ever heard was some fucktard over at Infinite Story who insisted that the sun revolved around earth and also implied that it was flat.

No, he wasn’t trolling and he wasn’t some teenager or pre-teen. The guy was a grown ass man that kept claiming he had a 180 IQ as well.

Seriously, I had my issues with the dude before for a variety of reasons, but after that particular comment I realized there was no possible way I was ever going to be cordial with this asshole again. (And I actually did try a few times)

If you want another stupid comment he made, he once refused to believe another member over there was gay because:

1. He handled scorpions and had them as pets
2. He was in pictures with a lot of beautiful women around him.

Never mind the fact that this particular member already told everyone he was gay! He believed him eventually, and just said that everyone had their “vices.”

I could go on about the stupid shit he said, but you get the idea.

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

"We need a big wall and were not going to pay for it."

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4 years ago

All three sound like jokes.

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4 years ago

 If it's sugar free, then what the heck is in the bag? 0.o

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4 years ago

O.O

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4 years ago

"Hey! Someone put some sugar in my sugar-free bag of air!"

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4 years ago

Still doesn't beat the non-GMO salt.

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4 years ago

Fortunately for your hope in humanity, this is likely a photoshop.

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4 years ago

Or, is there a very rich man selling empty bags of Sugar?

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4 years ago

"Foxes are actually rodents, because they are more closely related to raccoons than they are to dogs."

-a former friend of mine.

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4 years ago

What an idiot! Raccoons came from long-tailed bear dogs millions of years ago, just like Dolphins came from squeaky horse-pigs.

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4 years ago
"Sporks are better than Strawberry Pudding" - random penguin with no significance

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4 years ago

""Sporks are better than Strawberry Pudding"- random penguin with no significance"

-Random idiot who's definitely wrong.

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4 years ago

"Where do you think they filmed it?" - me, after watching Avatar for the first time. I like to think I'm slightly smarter than I was six years ago.