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While I was reading old PMs, I found one asking me to co-author a story.

From: deathrapper
To: Jimmysutton
Date: 4/27/2016 12:13:45 PM
story called gay life 2 in 1


Anyone else got any random weird messages from strangers?

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From: MinnieKing
To: cgftrr
Date: in a few moments...

From: cgftrr
To: MinnieKing
Date: 3/23/2017 7:05:51 PM

go fuck yourself

From: cgftrr
To: MinnieKing
Date: 3/23/2017 7:05:35 PM

faggot

From: cgftrr
To: MinnieKing
Date: 3/23/2017 7:05:28 PM

dick face

From: cgftrr
To: MinnieKing
Date: 3/23/2017 7:05:21 PM

Fuckie you

From: cgftrr
To: MinnieKing
Date: 3/23/2017 7:05:13 PM

U

From: cgftrr
To: MinnieKing
Date: 3/23/2017 7:05:09 PM

F

From: cgftrr
To: MinnieKing
Date: 3/23/2017 7:04:16 PM

go fuck youself

Can't remember the exact timing on the Rainbow attack, but that'd be my guess for these.

Out of the many comments that were included with the vote in the election, The one before Beardon got banned was the most interesting. The funny thing is that this was the last thing Beardon left before he got the ban hammer.


From: TheLastBeardon
To: Jimmysutton
Date: 5/13/2016 3:42:17 PM
My vote is cast for Tim, because Steve is a whore and Chris ain't gonna win.

I constantly get pm's from noobs that want me to be their friend. I think even Thara sent me one a while ago. And then there are Stryker and Plelb, who for some reason think I'm interesting. :)

You have literary talent, I suppose I send a message now and then to see if you're up to anything. Mostly it's just me griping over losing duels again and again...

I think I sent you a reply to a message that you sent me actually. Meh, regardless there's a interesting selection of weird messages to pick and choose from, but I learned my lesson from past situations and I'll now keep those private in the interest of tact. 

Of course, it wasn't my intention to attack anyone. I can't post it anyway, I didn't find it important and so deleted it.

Attack? If that's what you gathered from this reply then I'm slightly worried for you. But I also make it a habit to delete confusing things that surprise me as well, unless they're entertaining.

Sorry. Currently I'm perhaps not in the best condition to post anything intelligent.

Really? I think you always come off as pretty intelligent, so its quite alright.

Haha no, not when I have a fever and a headache. *insert a long rant here*

Someone sent me some PMs praising my stories then like a month later they asked me if I could stop writing porn.

I told them I didn't know what they were talking about since I don't write porn and if I did it wouldn't be allowed on here anyway.

They said they got me confused with someone else and apologized.

How...?

Not sure really.

I suppose they could have just not wanted to argue and just pretended they mistook me for "someone else."
 

This probably doesn't count because I wrote it myself but I'm adding it anyway.

From: 3173v3
To: FazzTheMan
Date: 8/1/2015 4:53:31 AM
What if the TV is really the real world and we're just doing stuff while really Oprah might be a real person
That would be cool
We'd be a tv show
that's nice


..I was... waaaay gone..

One time I got a weird PM from a stalker on discord but it turned out I wasn't the one they were trying to follow they had made a mistake and apologized.

EDIT: Good times

Once again, you have copied EndMaster.

I thought we were telling stories about weird PM's

But that's probably not good enough I don't really have weird Pm's from this website most of mine are on social media stuff and that's limited, to begin with.

There was this other time my friend spammed lenny binds for like half an hour but that doesn't count because he isn't a stranger

This was a long time ago, but I'm adding it anyway because it's the best pm I've ever gotten.

From: LoveEatingOranges
To: Orange
Date: 1/27/2017 7:04:33 PM

Awkward

Ok I found the weirdest PM I got from this website.

From: Ford
To: Multiverse
Date: 4/4/2017 12:58:39 PM

thanks

lol no fucking way xD wtf. faked.

Weirdest one I ever got was when a fifth grade teacher using the same name as his twitter account told me to hang myself.

He's probably the same guy that gave that girl a superlative for most likely to become a terrorist.

These two made me regret my username. I do not like the song just because it's "catchy". (The lyrics and instrumentation are superb.) Additionally, the second one was just a simpleton who states the obvious.

From: Mysterymaster
To: WouldntItBeNice
Date: 10/21/2016 10:47:03 PM

I love that song! It's so catchy!

From: madmax
To: WouldntItBeNice
Date: 6/18/2016 11:52:15 AM

You like the beach boys, I'm guessing?

For the vast majority of your time here, I did not get that.

Was it the lack on an apostrophe that threw you off? :)
I was rushing to the point where I forgot to add it, chose an actually good username, or expected to ever use the account again.

Seems like pretty harmless things to get annoyed about in either case. Someone liking the song but not in the exact same way you do or not deeply enough or whatever, and...okay the second one had very little to say, but I'd bet the majority of people on this site wouldn't recognize the title of a Beach Boys song anyhow and it reads as just another way of saying 'I also like that song'.

Both kind of pointless messages but 'regretting your username' seems a little strong. Neither or all that weird or interesting tbh, try to go out and get properly insulted by someone okay.

Well, I got though I made it less NC-17 since this's public "Respond you absolute c**-covered s*** eating w****" as a subject in a pm, but I didn't find that as insulting as those I've already posted.

Ha

I'd prefer if you don't censor me, you absolute bitch. I said "Respond, you absolute cum-covered, shit-eating whore". What's funny is that I wasn't angry and you did nothing wrong, I was just making a request.

He was probably asking nicely. With a pretty please and a cherry on top.

I am going to cry. This isn't from a stranger; it is from a friend.

From: Crescentstar
To: Shadowulf
Date: 5/29/2017 10:02:28 PM

W-what?! Who are you?! Who is RoCrazy?! Shadow?!

From: Shadowulf
To: Crescentstar
Date: 5/29/2017 6:45:46 AM

-This account has been hijacked by RoCrazy-

From: Crescentstar
To: Shadowulf
Date: 5/17/2017 8:15:07 AM

And you were online? <3 Yesterday? Shadow, if you get the chance, please PM me! P

T-T This... ;-; I don't know anymore.