This is a version of the source mod of the same name. I will try to be as faithful to the original as possible.

hahahaha

Yo-yoing is a great stress reliever. Because no mater how hard you try to through it away, it always comes back. 

She will spontaneously combust.

Note: The Planet endorses prostitution, but these are good responses, I'll get to work!

Hi guys! I am currently working on my third game How Many Space Can You Quest, and I am in a mixing vat of writers block. I am currently writing a scene where you order a prostitute after checking into a suite at a hotel. I can't think of a way you can die instantly for that. Could someone help?

I got this comment on my game The Giant House Of Idiocy.

"... Did I just die of politics? O.O"

yes, yes you did.

I'll play test for you. I've got nothing better to to.

at the exact momment i am typing this. there are 33 guests on right now.

It means you spend to much time at church...

The book points out that the Babel fish could not possibly have developed naturally, and therefore both proves and disproves the existence of God:

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could evolve purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.