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Well, it's done.

You voted for Trump? That's fuckin hilarious lol.

I believe it was quite obivious that our votes don't matter. It is Endmaster who decides what happens. Just like WWE when they ask the audience what match they want.

Hope to god Hilary wins (though I don't much like her either). Watching trump supporters have a meltdown when they lose is gonna be comical.

XD

:)

*jazz hands* it's happening!

It's funny how it managed to only set the world on fire.

The world will truly be set on fire when we start a nuke war with Russia :)

Yeah XD

I can't wait for that!

I'm going to invest 50% of my money on a fallout shelter and about 3 million cans of food. Oh, and water. And water purifiers.

I'm prepared.

Chris >~<

Chris, why?

I'm proud of you!

Not sure why, but I am!

The proper way to prepare, folks:

http://imgur.com/gallery/Uf5n6p7

Well, I did my part for this republic even though I was half tempted to skip the Presidential part of the ballot. Now, it's time to see all of this go to Hell. Everybodysucks2016!

With the way people talk in every election, you would think that the world would have ended several times already.

I'm honestly surprised that there are still stupid people our there...

But then again, there are those people who just don't leave them and their stupidity.

Look at all these guys, migrating to Canada like a bunch of pussies! Guns and bunkers are the way to go! Stand your ground! I personally recommend stocking up on beer, porn, and other 'low-brow' commodities to motivate your meathead underlings as you build the new Bartertown. Arenas would also be a fun way to punish criminals and encourage the preservation of our great American wildlife.

Good luck to all you American residents. May you live long enough to escape your impending doom, and buy a bunker deep underground where the cries of those stuck in a world gone to hell can't reach you. 

Can't wait until we find out if our country is royally screwed or screwed!

Which would you prefer?

I'm leaning toward our country being less screwed. Or just not screwed at all. If only Michelle had run...

...then there would be both racists and sexists against her campaign. What a glorious nation we reside in.

Like i said, good luck to you guys.

Why don't we all move to Canada, take over Canada, overthrow whoever terrible person is running for president, and then take back America? More land, happy people, and moose. And maple syrup.

Had a mock election at school and two guys in the front row brought their trump flag and signed everything in a shared red pen. Then they had a conversation about Clinton being a lesbian.

Hoes and John Does, Bros ™.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but my parents pretty much guessed on the whole ballot.

I like the cut of their gib. They sound like go-getters. 

YAY! Todays the day America gets screwed

 

lmao. Trump is in the lead, atm

http://www.politico.com/2016-election/results/map/president?lo=ut_b1

Trump's won Indiana, Kentucky, and West Virgina. 

Hillary got Vermont

Florida is close as fuck.

Aren't those states red as fuck?

Yeah, nothing surprising has happened yet.

Even if it is early, a Trump lead is surprising, and he's unquestionably doing way better than, I think, anyone expected.

Aw, Clinton's pulling ahead. :/ 

I built a Faraday Cage for nothing. 

Trump is like 10K ahead in Florida. If he wins that, he has a definite chance.

Edit: and with Panhandle votes not being counted yet (which will go red), it's likely he'll take it.

Yeah, I would rather be scewed over by trump than hillary

Welcome to the beginning of the end.

Yeah. Here comes world war 3

It's official. I will never live in Virginia, Florida, West Virginia, South Carolina, Indiana, Kentucky, Georgia, or New Hampshire for the rest of my days. If I find you voted Republican, I'll rate all your storygames 1/8 or harass you for not making any (looking at you, EndMaster).

You know, just don't ban me for it, K?

That seems immature.

'twas a joke

Still staying away from those states, though.

I've seen so much bitching about Trump this election. My bad.

Oops... i voted trump

Less of a joke, more of you just saying something stupid that you don't mean because you're a twat.

To be fair, I was editing it to make it sound more ridiculous, but Cynical responded too fast.

So what all of you seem to forget, the president's only a part of why today's important. The Senate's fairly close with the Democrats pulling ahead, with the House barely started, although Republicans are gaining ground there fast.

Edit: Examining this retarded system, Trump's only beating Hilary with a 3:4ish vote ratio, yet thanks to the electoral college system, is winning by a factor of eight.

"Trump's ahead."

"Hillary's ahead."

OMG SPOILERS U GUYZ!

fuck u nerd spoiler etiquette doesn't apply to real life

Lol.

Texas, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, and Wyoming have gone for Trump while Clinton gains New York and Pennsylvania. 

Donald Trump has a lead of 27 electoral points.

He's also basically won Georgia. I don't know why they haven't called it.

I'm glad this is as close as it is, it means the winner really had to fight tooth and nail for the win while the loser failed at the most crucial possible time! It's all so exciting!

I'm just wondering who is going to take a loss the hardest.

While Trump would certainly be pissed, he's probably going to just play everything off as Hillary "rigging the election" and just rant about that like the trolling dick he is.

Hillary though I think would have to be even angrier. I mean she will have missed her chance to be the first woman president and a chance to symbolically "smash the patriarchy." (And Trump couldn't be a more accurate portrayal of it)

Hillary's probably fuming (and/or extremely nervous) right now, expecting it to be an easy victory.

She shouldn't be surprised lol. She's the second-most unpopular candidate of all time and the only reason she was winning at all was because Trump is the most unpopular candidate of all time.

Hillary is already known for having very violent fits  of anger when things don't go her way. She'll probably shout herself into a heart  attack.

You sure as hell don't want to be one of her unfortunate underlings passing by at the wrong time.

You'll find a lamp cracked against your skull.

Let's go Donald Trump break the chain of corrupt politicians, and hope that you won't become corrupted.

No. Please, no. Does anybody have a lodge I could stay at outside of America for four years?

We can all move to Mexico, and I'll translate for you.

Or, better yet, we can just barge over to Malk's place and chill for four years.

I'm a little too busy hoarding porn and bullets. 

Trump wins Ohio good god.

And... they just called Florida (to Trump, obviously).

Well so far it's saying Hillary 131, Trump 197.

Republicans still got the majority in the Senate (and the House) as well.

 

At least they aren't taking our guns away.

@Delta44

Get me a ticket to Aussie, now.

lmao at calling California for Hillary with 0%.

Nevada and Florida went republican.........

Holy shit is he really going to win.

God help us all.

Shit, if he does, I'll have to find an appropriate Youtube link and make another achievement unlocked meme to best express my feelings on the situation!

Washington, too. It's weird as hell.

Edit: so far

Looks like they should've gotten even more musicians and celebrities to say how they're not voting for Trump.

I'm guessing people did the math and realized Madonna wouldn't be able to give everyone the fellatio she promised.

I don't doubt her experience... But there is plenty of people in the world, not including the alien lifeforms that may or may not be out there somewhere. Oh, umm, but I doubt that they're included in said promise. 

Lol when votes dont matter because electric collage

Even if it were done by popular vote, Trump would still be winning (by a few million votes, at that).

Lol when Yanks don't realize how a republic works

Well there's the fine

But other than that

Nah

Some of the CoGites are fucking freaking out in their election thread.

Trump looks like he's going to win. I'm going to rub this in the face of every fucktard that told me he wouldn't win, especially if they're a Clinton supporter. Life is good. Life is so good.

EDIT: By the way, you can accurately blame Obama for this. He shouldn't have roasted Trump the way he did.

Ofc the future serial killer is the one who delights in human suffering

You know what? You're absolutely right (aside from me being a serial killer). At this moment, I'm feeling a pleasurable tingling sensation just by looking at the broken faces of those in the Clinton camp.

COG Headquarters

"WE MUST MAKE A NEW STORY SECRETLY ABOUT TRUMP BUT NOT BE UPFRONT TO SHOW HIM WE HAVE A VOICE, But we musn't forget the bi/homosexual route along with sjw themes and symbolism.

Is it mandatory to have a bisexual romance option in a CoG game? Because almost all of them have one.

To them it's almost a insult if there's not, I mean I know diversity and everything but most of the time they just shove it in their without tying it in a smooth transition.

Just, "You want to be gay? You're gay now."

 

Well Trump's in the lead, the stock markets are crashing and everyone in Europe is like "please not again America, don't elect another idiot. Why are they doing this? Is it immaturity? Is it ignorance? Is it apathy?" I know Hilary's awful but America seems to be saying fuck it with the whole playing a leading role in the 21st century thing and is basically choosing to join a reality tv show. Incredibly depressing but hopefully she'll rebuild her momentum and get back in the lead.

she'll probably be impeached with the whole child-sex-traffic ring thing going on with her organization. I guess if it's never reported though she'll get away with it.

I shrug though. I'll just grab my popcorn and watch the world burn. Can't wait for Kanye vs The Rock 2020 presidency.

Yeah this whole shrugging and watching the world burn seems to be a pretty common Internet reaction. People don't seem to realize what happens on TV and the other big magic screens of distraction actually will affect them, their friends and their families and other people all over the world. If Trump is elected it will set the country back four years.

Today I looked at memes. 4 years ago, I was looking at memes. I'm fine with this. Memes from 2012 will be a struggle to deal with, but I think I can handle it and push through.

This is 99% the fault of the DNC / liberal media. Not only because they cried wolf in multiple past elections, but this election they picked Hillary over Bernie. I don't know if he would have won, but he would have undoubtedly did better than Hillary did against Trump.

Do you think Bernie would have had the same level of black support that Clinton did? He didn't do well with them in the primary, and they're a big deal especially for any Democrat that wants to go far (I know he's technically not a Dem).

He didn't do well with them against Hillary, but realistically they tend to go more left wing, so they would've went Bernie over Trump. Bernie pretty much killed Trump in every poll they took, having from a fifteen point lead in one, a thirteen point lead in another. Bernie would've stopped a slew of people turning to Trump just for his anti-authoritarian message, and he's just generally more liked than Hillary, so you wouldn't have had just massive numbers of people not giving a shit.

Hillary fucked up right at the end. If she kept the damn emails safe she would have won :P now with the Podesta emails it's all gone up in flames again.


I would be mildly surprised if hillary won. Pennsylvania will tip it at this point. 244:209 Trump

When you have Trump supporters who happily substitute in their own reality. God fucking damn, they turned a Dominos order into child porn. Yanks deserve what's coming. 

Lol Trump has taken the lead in Pennsylvania kill me pls

Wow, it was blue for a long time, I figured Hillary had that one.

I wasn't even expecting that. Man, I wish I could be a fly on the wall to watch Clinton and Obama.

The funniest joke would be if Trump wins and he turns out to be the best president ever.

stuck between barack and a hard place

Now would be a good time to buy some stocks if you have the money for it.

Way ahead of it. dow jones future -800 last I saw. Ho-lee-shit.

That's good investment opportunities son.

Am I the only one who can picture Trump/Hillary saying, "I'm not a crook!"?

There are some hilarious people on r/politics; it's pretty refreshing to see when most of the posts there are whining.

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/5byorc/2016_election_day_returns_megathread_1220am_est/d9sbcco/

If Trump wins, (Hey it’s not set in stone yet) I really need to watch the next Real Time with Bill Maher because I know he’s going to blow his fucking stack about it.

As an amusing side note, America literally broke Canada's immigration website during this election.

I'll try tomorrow...I like snow.

My goodness.

In another news, 10$ and 20$ notes are banned in India starting today which means all we have is cents and dimes to buy our guns with.

I am ready with my M50 Draguov Sniper Rifle. Ready to shoot that dumb ass in the head. Blow off his head into a macroni bowl of ketcup sauce. Let it go... let it gooooooooo.....

So... if Trump is assassinated, then who can take his place?

Pence would, and he is worse than Trump in every way, policy wise.

Plus, just not nearly as much craic.

ooooh shit pennsylvania is trump xD

Hillary would have to get basically every state left to win, now, and that's not happening (even if it did, it wouldn't be by much).

Trump won.

not basically, literally.

GG everyone. Trump got it.

Eh, not really. Nebraska (with just one electoral vote left) is pretty useless. Without it she'd be at 273 (assuming she got everything else, though, which as before, isn't happening.

 

It wasn't easy, but I have officially seen every election meme for 2016.

tl;dr

Holy shit its actually fucking happening. This is so crazy man, it feeels like a bad dream. just so unbelievable despite everything all the Trump gaffes, despite all    everythign

I'm probably not very coherent because I'm actualt shaking, I'm about half freaking out and like 25% seriously scared for my life and 25% numb, which I guess is what it feels like watching your country crumble before you eyes .

Tbh iif Trump actually wins I 100% unirocniaclly hope that my family move out of this country. Besides yeezus 2020, no reason to stay in a country that elects a horrible, horrible person who wants to ban people like me from entering the country, among SO, so, so many other things.and with the reps winning senate/house all of those crazy plans / things Trump has said (no reason to list them at this point, we all know what they are) might actually become realities.

In any case if things don't get better by 2020, there's no way I'm raising my children in america. 

It makes me feel just utterly horrible and terrible to say it because I've pretty much lived here my whole life but here iws what i think: Atm, and for a long time, I haven't felt proud to be american, It was kinda bearable in the past but I especially personally don't feel safe or comfortable anymore now that apparently a large amount of the population want literally orange hitler our new president. I just want out.

ok I'm sorry for this rant but I'm actually shaking because im just so scared man. I'm scared for myself and everyone like me. I'm scared for all the lgbt people out there who might get their rights restricted, all the scientists who want to end climate change but need government support, people that depend on obamacare, the children of illegal immigriants, our nato/middle eastern partners, middle eastern people in general, women who want abortions, young hood people who already have a conflict with police, children but more specifically their perceptions on the world, a hope for a stable future, pretty much everything and everyone a trump presidency would destory in some way or another its been said over and over but its just completely astonisghing to me how we as a country can look at all of these things and just say "yep, fuck all of that because emails and satanic worship or something." if Clinton can pull through I'd probably cry I'd be so relieved, but at this point trumps pretty much won.

In the meantime I'm going to be browsing r/suicidewatch. ive got school tomorrow but no way i can sleep tonight.

He's got it. Don't kill yourself, but click that reddit thread link earlier in the thread and go to the canadian immigration site xD which is currently broken, try tomorrow like I will.

Move to Canada then. It's so much nicer here. Justin Trudeau is about as good of a priminister you can get these days. And free health care! I'm actually serious. You would be much happier. Once the immigration page is back up, you should really consider it.

Well, it's saying they just called Pennsylvania and arguably that was was the biggest swing state that might have saved Hillary.

At 264 he only needs 6 more.

The current remaining states that he's got a lead in are Alaska, Arizona, Michigan and Wisconsin.

Going by the numbers just about all of those are done deals.

I mean unless these numbers are completely wrong, it's looking definitely like a Trump victory at this point.

 

Trump has taken this. All hail the golden-haired emperor. May he have mercy on those who dare fuck with us.

 

P is for "Priceless", the look upon your faces.

E is for "Extinction", all your puny races.

R for "Revolution", which will be televised.

F is for how "Fucked" you are, now allow me to reprise.

E is for "Eccentric", just listen to my song.

C is for "Completion" that I waited for so long!

T is for the "Terror" upon you he'll bestow.

Welcome to Trump's America. I'd like to say...hello.

 

(Totally ripped this from Team Four Star, but it's very appropriate)

As promised:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0

Here we fucking go boys. Out in style if at all!

This sums up it up perfectly.

The Republicans have just won the Senate, giving them all of Congress

It's...absolutely beautiful.

Lol, it would be even more beautiful when those bombs start flying.

Endmaster voted for Trump and we all know what that means... ENDMASTER IS THE REAL PRESIDENT! Trump is just a slave minion working under him. No wonder he is easily able to unlock so many damn achievements with eben starting the game. Sigh. Atleast now we will get World War 3. HAIL HITLER... And Fazz my man, better you leave away as soon as possible. He WILL destroy the American Muslims.

Thank God it's over now!
Thank God it's over now!
Oh, the road looks rough ahead,
And I'd rather Khan ran instead.
America's got Terminal AIDS,
But thank God the needle's out!
Yeah, thank God the needle's out!

Thank God it's over now!
Oh thank God it's over now!
Pence'll take us back to about '68,
And I'm not talkin' about rock 'n' roll.
If I capitalize his name, will he come back?
Because God has abandoned us.
Pretty sure he abandoned us.
Yup.

As the centuries go by,
The memes'll just get dry,
You're gonna see, it's our destiny,
We'll see Trump long after he dies.