Ford's right, there's a shit ton of asexual people on this sight. I mean, like, it's a bizarrely fucked up number.
Anyhow, bisexaul, or pansexual, or whatever the fuck.
I thought it was confirmed she's a filthy ace, since the most sexual thing she's ever said is "That one actor has a symmetrical face".
Oh great, and now it's a "Hey everyone, look at me, I'm a faggot thread!"
It's pretty hilarious, to be fair, and Ford deserves to be teased for it.
Meh, never had a problem with asexual people. They don’t typically bitch as much as the degenerates about representation and shit.
Haha, fucking hell, when Killa goes out he hits home.
Not that they need to explain it, but surely Ford and Leora must have some sort of “heterosexual drive” on some level if they’re with each other. I mean it’s possible that they got some sort of odd robot relationship that only includes intense hand holding, but I’m not seeing them as completely “asexual.”
Well, I'm just glad that there's a new replacement for Nyct and Judy.
Oh, how wonderful.
Ford and Leora are confirmed real, though, so that's nice.
Well if Leora's asexual, she's generally not going to be spamming retarded shit to Ford like Judy did to Nycto like "I'm so suicidal right now that I wanna fuck before slitting my wrists." or "I'm so worthless, come fuck me now before I hang myself."
Plus her name isn't as retarded as Judy's (Or BigBootyJudy as she once was known)
Aw dude, i remember that! "I wanna die." and "I hate myself" and stuff like that. What happened? Did she die?
Now she's floating in the winds of Oblivion.
Asexual. I haven't never felt any real attraction to people, hard (heh) as I tried to. Maybe I haven't met the right one yet, maybe this is a phase, I dunno.
So yeah, here's another for the pile folks.
@Digit hook me up fam
Papi from Monster Musume.
Lilly and Emi from Katawa Shoujo
Earth Chan
Mom from Cory in the house.
Student Council President from Prison School
Blue hair girl from heaven lost property
mom from cory in the house is where it's at
I'm straight. Feel like the more I look into it the more I was only ever a pretender to asexuality for social purposes and because I wasn't as horny as the other teenagers.
Nah.
Pff, of course not. Engines are a social construct, Miz.
Before I would have assumed that the parenthesis (A) meant autistic sexual or something in this particular instance. I mean, seeing as how this is Ford that we're talking about here.
I however, have learned things. A great many number of things seems to indicate that Ford's just hetero trying very hard to keep up an autistic facade.
In truth, he isn't unflappable and apparently me and End had him geniunely raging in his discord, spittle and tears cascading down his cheeks like the beautiful riverfalls of the nile. And all because he had a few of his points taken.
Now, while I can continue poking fun at Ford, that's just in bad taste.
With that said, I have some things to work on now. I don't need to take all of the fun in this thread, as I'm not too selfish. Ah, I hope everyone enjoys this thread.
And Thara avoids answering the question.
We will continue to assume Thara's a rugmuncher.
Hello, I'm Orange, I'm 19, and I'm bisexual.
Well time to break out the electrodes.
Asexual. *leave*
Hello, my name is Ebon. I’m just your average normal arrogant teenager. I’m male, in case you’re blind, (@Mayana) and I’m straight. Or, like how Mizal puts it, normal.
Likewise.
I don't think you're asexual. I think you're bisexual, which I'm pretty sure you are, my definitions. You're naturally attracted to both men and women, but you chose to be attracted to only the latter. Correct me if I'm mistaken, but by that alone, you're bisexual.
Actually, to Wibbons, they do, as he believes we chose our orientation, if I'm not mistaken. To a degree, at least.
What? So you think you chose to be asexual?
Between IAP, Ebon and Mizal's answers we're officially a hate site according to CoG.
Hey you know what would be hot? If Aaliyah and Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes came back from the dead and started making out with each other. Anyway, normal.
I'd probably suck the right dick
Yes
no u
So what exactly was the purpose of this thread again, are we supposed to be dividing up into different gangs like they do in prison except based on sexuality rather than race?
Might be too soon to tell. This thread went a million different ways, as usual. The glory of The Lounge.
I’m a normal man of God, not a filthy degenerate with unholy perversions or a hormonal imbalance stunting my sex drive.
Ah, I can never tell if these people are serious, and I'm never sure if I hope they are.
This is anywhere between 0-100% serious, just to clear things up.
So as clear as dog shite?
I thought I made things perfectly clear. What do you need me to explain to you?
Delightful, I hope it brings you joy to know your posts have the same value as fucking Slashy.
Asexuality is just prudity with a different name.
Heterosexually impaired.
Straight/hetero/"I like chicks"
Girlfriend is pansexual, and currently leaning towards the "I like chicks" end, but it changes now and then.
Prepare to get cucked
Does the term cucked still apply if your girlfriend cheats on you with another girl or is there another specific term for it?
I think it makes you a gold-star cuck.
I think everyone knows.
I'm like a triple rainbow.
Being a triple rainbow gay has to be a higher level than a platinum gay.
I know lots of young people these days say that they're ace and all, but I think that perhaps I really am. I suppose it doesn't really matter. I like what I like, and I don't like-- and have never liked-- anybody! I just wanna draw comics and eat Thai food and not touch butts. I think I realized this when I was a youngling, watching Disney films, falling in and out of love with the various dashing princes. It soon became clear that I liked the idea of running around in cape and crown than getting mushy with someone in one.
I had a boyfriend once, and we were cool and all but I don't think I ever really liked him like that. We were somewhat serious but all we did was hold hands and play parappa the rapper. Now we're best friends and he calls me up to talk about vaporwave.
It's bizarre to me, sure, but that's only because I have the decency to believe them, rather than thinking most of them are sexual and just not understanding it.
I'm a heterosexual male. 18 years old. Maybe I'm bisexual and I just don't want to be? I can find some men attractive.
Talk to me, people.
Bam, take that, aces, another win for the bisexuals, even fucking Zag's dancing that line. When this war goes down between the bisexuals and the aces, we're going to win.