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Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@5poundman

Is that like 1 punch man?

Yeet: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Don't say yeet, why would you do this.

@hvgbhohgfig How is your username pronounced?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Better?

Yeet: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@fluttershypegasus

With a name like...I assume you're a trilby wearing man in your thirties?

It's okay, you can tell us the truth. I promise we won't be mad at you. (Just disappointed.)

Yeet: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

No more than his father. 

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@sdhramen Which flavor Ramen do you like the best?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

As far as just instant ramen, I used to love mushroom before Maruchan stopped selling it, so soy sauce or pork are now my favorites! When it comes to a more genuine bowl, I just love a good shoyu/soy sauce based bowl! I low-key eat too much ramen, haha.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@elad771

Tell us about the Labyrinths of choices which are your live.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

I certainly would If I knew what I meant by writing that lol

Just started writing a new story/game instead of writing about labyrinths, it's about time travel and tea and totalitarian AI, and more random stuff. Not sure how to continue it though... 

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Yay, one of them actually replied.

Sounds like it could be a fun story, but then I always say any idea can see made to work, it's all in the writing.

If you want advice on planning and outline or if there's something specific you're stuck on, feel free to make a thread in the Writing Workshop to get opinions.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@TheBuddingAuthorette Is there an Authorette party coming soon?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm IDK I literally what my name syas: A budding authorette

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
I like parties.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

Obligatory peeing

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Psst. Wrong thread!

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

He already psst.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

@Campit

Is it pronounced Cam-pit or Camp-it?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

It's whatever you want (Could even be amp-it). Though I think Cam-pit sounds better. (What about you though, j-ster or js-ter?)

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

It was originally supposed to be j-ster, which was my childhood nickname. (I made my account when I was in middle school).  But once I became more active on the site, people stated calling me Jester and I went with it.  Now that I'm not a little kid anymore, I like the sound of it better, and if there was a way to change my username, I would.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@AestheticLlama are you an FBI agent?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

You'll blow my cover!

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
The fact that you are a llama, disguised as a duck, sort of gives it away.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

You're right. ;(

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@Texthehedgefox2314 What....no, why is your name?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@spaceclover

Is it Space Clover (like a plant that grows in Space)?

Or Space-C [Spacey] Lover (like James Bond)?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@darkblade98

What happened to the previous 97?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

Is this like a thread where you ask people online the site questions? Cause that seems cool.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

Basically to engage with the random new people that pop up. 

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@Wolflove

Do you ever regret....well, everything?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

Regret everything? Absolutely, I've ruined everything.

Are we just supposed to be asking random questions, orrrr...?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
No, you're supposed to be answering random questions, not asking

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
What a fascinating window into the past. A layman might be revolted, but those of us who remember when such things were not only common, but accepted, our eyes just light up with recognition and then we pin it to a board for the morbidly curious. Anime and a wolf obsession? What a find! You don't really see those anymore, but it's good to give the children reminders that these things were as real as they were, once.

And these threads are for tagging the random shy folks we see cruising around online who may otherwise pass by without doing or say anything.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Commended by mizal on 8/5/2020 10:07:56 PM

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

But it's a really funny joke!

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
This one got the full Exterminatus treatment, I figure that warrants End in Warhammer getup if you're ever at a loss to show yet another noob slaughter in new and exciting ways.

I didn't even try to get attached to this one, I knew it was all over when I saw he was nine.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Well, since this is the baiting & hooking thread, you could do a scene with the admins fishing, commenting on the ones caught, and throwing the really ugly ones back in (or into a wood chipper in the case of EndMaster).

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Commended by mizal on 8/6/2020 7:41:40 PM

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

Probably could add a kitten sleeping and not doing anything if you wanted to include Killa.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Never fails to make my night when MHD gets on a roll with these.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Oh that's awesome!

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

Are you from Congo @Bashi123 ?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Commended by mizal on 8/6/2020 8:26:54 PM
Here's my sorry attempt.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Oh that Endmaster, such a loose cannon.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

@Ineffable If you really have no idea what you're doing here, how'd you get here in the first place?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

Same way most I expect.

She felt a crushing blow to the back of her head and when she woke up she was here.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

So that's how you're doing it now? Back when I first came here, someone spiked my apple juice with some sort of sleeping drug and stuffed me in a burlap sack. 

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Serious answer: I googled Choose Your Own Adventure Story Maker. No one has tried to kidnap me yet. Unless that's why I was notified to come here.... O.O

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

Don't worry, the only people who actually get kidnapped around here are the ones in the SHAME pit.  From the looks of things, you're safe... for now.

 

Oh yeah, also the people who do something to anger the mods.  Especially Endmaster.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

@qLigature

Do you like literature?  

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Hmm @qLigature, are you boring Qu, or a rather interesting qp, or even the latin que?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
He's got to be either a med student or a serial killer. (Yes, I do realize I'm being very generous with the 'or'.)

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@Wonderfulpizza

You're going to need to support these claims you're making about your pizza somehow.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

PIZZA WILL RULE THE WORLD.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

@taizi02

Your name reminded me of Tarzan. And you have a 2 in your name. Are you the second Tarzan? 

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

i am asian and for god knows what my mom's thinkin when she decided to name me that(nick name only ofcourse. hek) and i just started to use it since my first time using internet cuz its ez asf to remember as it was my nickname— than just blasting the keyboard whatever on a whim.

anyways, "hey ya, nice to meet you. im a lurker on some other website and i happen to see some ancient deep unprofessionalism and micro(stupid?) stuffs and it took me here." thats all see ya around

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Micro what? Microaggressions?

I think we all know what site it was in that case.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Also, when a gullible child asks if you are Tarzan, why would you deny it? (Being raised by apes would at least explain the grammar.)

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

Lmao

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

yes my grammar suck ik. cuz i dont give a f bout that so i dont particullary want to improve it and yes i am missing thing here and there but atleast i got necessary basic skills needed to make a convo moving :P also i would rather like to waste my time on other useless thing than making my "understandable" sentence into a state of the art random forum convo

hehe pardon my madness its just rlly that i dont have any "productive" thing to do rn that im im like this ;)

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

@melodyfishy

Are you a mermaid, fishy, or a human? 

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@PineappleCake

Any relation to @Pineapplekitty ?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

Let's take it easy, her whole world was just turned upside down. 

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
There is no relation between us.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@StaresAtBears What kind of bears do you usually stare at?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
I'd have asked him if he was the site's first gay Native American.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

Bear butt

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@GunDown13 Why did you stop at 13?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

@Nonlander do you live on a boat or a plane?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@XxIamThumperxX

You mean like the rabbit from Bambi?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

Yah, I was born the year of the rabbit :-)

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
All righty, carry on then :)

As an aside though -

If, as it would seem, you are the latest batch of that particular zodiac sign, then I'd recommend enjoying the stories, trying to create some of your own, but being careful about getting too involved in the forums (unless you can take rather hash criticism that offers no quarter to the young).

If you are one of the previous years though, have at it!

Good luck~

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

Thanks. I'll keep that in mind :-)

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
BZ, you should do a user search for Xx. It's a popular border for names, and boy are you in for an experience.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
Yikes haha! I see you banned all the good ones lol!

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@Master_of_All4

Master of all four what?

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago

I thought the same thing! 

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@Chakakhanukkah

As I noticed you are a dude who seems to post exclusively at r/ReformJews, I'm curious what path led you to an obscure CYOA site full of aces and edgelords.

Yoink: Baiting and Hooking Thread 4

3 years ago
@RawrImADragon

Are you really now?