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Lemme say this again here so it would go to the ear of the admins. Recently there are so many newbies popping around with terrible names that I started a post about it. In this site can we add a separate place where the active members hang out, and another place were newbies make monkey noises and hang out together.

I decree that this weird thread (pt 2) made by a newbie be the place newbies with terrible names hang out. Enjoy.

Well, everyone has to start somewhere, right? But some of us rise above the noise and make an impact. Underestimate me at your own risk. We were all newbies once, after all.

I like this one. :D

He's dead, Ravenic. Sheriff Mizal shot him between his eyes on the spot for playing dumb with alt accounts.

You’re an admin, right? If you don’t agree with the idea, why not just say so instead of trying to put me down?

Where do you even get the "trying to put you down" part from?

Such an odd individual.

I can't believe you shot an innocent kid in the face like that

That double-barrel shotgun on her back is used for more than just hunting down degenerate cultists and cyborgs

Because your idea is not worth discussing. You are are newb who has done nothing except get offended that someone "put you down" (oh no, someone was not super nice to me on the internet). Considering your "name" is equally as stupid if not more so than other new folks.  Who cares what someone's user name is? Worrying about that is just plain stupid.

The weirdest username I used to go by on the internet was definitely themilfslayer69 I'd use that on almost everything game related, except for things requiring more professional handles. Still makes me laugh. 

lol

I'm still proud of Naziferatu and Molestopheles.

Lmao 

It's subtle enough to where I'd be second guessing myself too 

Oh, just looked at your profile.  Since you know EndMaster how about you @ tag him 3 times in a post and let him sort it out. (3 times gets his immediate attention)

Let's say I’m wrong. How about we settle this with a simple game of rock, paper, scissors—no special abilities or anything, just a normal duel between me and Mizal (if he accepts)? If I lose, you all can say whatever you want about me. If I win, then I’d like to ask mizal to agree to be more respectful and fair in his comments about me.

You have not earned any respect. Around here we give respect based upon what you do, not your stupid name. Right now you are a worthless retard until you prove otherwise, which if we evaluate based upon your idiotic suggestion of rock paper scissors demonstrates that you most likely lack any intelligence of note. 
 

edit: oh btw, we already are saying you are wrong. How is that not clear?

and we will of course say what we want about you whether you like it or not 

Well you decided to ignore my question, so in absence of any reasonable explanation I have no choice but to assume you're just shitstirring here.

And so I furthermore have no choice but to go from neutral to showing you exactly the amount of respect you've proven you deserve, retard.

This thread is still the designated zone you very much belong in. Most of the current noobs are actually savvy enough they probably won't end up sharing bananas with you in your dog house though.

Mizal gets mad when you assume his gender. ^_^

You are wrong. How about we settle this by throwing you into the gorilla enclosure?

holy fuckin triple post

The new guy hates new people? What in the world? 

no lore > sexual piss cult lore >> schizopost lore

*monkey noises*

*miku coomfap noises*

So in your mind, what exactly dictates what an 'active' member is? A newbie who just signed up is technically an active member since they are using the site, so why would they choose to post in monkey quarantine instead of the top-secret cool kids club?

The only people who wouldn't have access to an 'active members' forum would be people who aren't logged in or don't have an account, who wouldn't be able to post on the forums anyway.

As a noob. I think we should have more noobs if anything, not less. It's always good to have more readers. 

 

Segregating based on percieved length of valuable contribution just feels like a weird and uncessarily divisive and alienating thing to do lol

 

We already kind of do it in a cool and competitive but inclusive way with points anyways. 

 

PURGE the lower PEONS WE are the higher race

Preach it. 

The top secret cool kids club is called BHB

lol fag

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This is mine.

what

Dude shut the fuck up and be The_One hanging from a fucking tree.

Why is this guy going around DMing everyone now?

Who?

Playing dumb was a bad call.

Welp, well i cant say that i didnt see that as a possibility. He was messaging me quite a bit in DM's too, he struck me as very young. He got me to help co - author on his monster hunter story. Its a pretty cool concept so maybe ill finish it off one day lol

I think he was just a young kid lacking a bit in self awareness, lets just hope he grows from it. 

 

He was messaging people with an alt too (including Endmaster and Sherbet) which was what really did him in.

And yes, it had a stupid name.

lol 

 

Edit: can you read my DM's? or do you have to ban someone first to be able to do that? i dont really care either way, if anything, if you can, i implore you to read my DM's to see how wholesome i truly am (jk jk, kinda). 

J-just asking for a friend.

H-haha...

:^)

If someone is 1) banned, and 2) known to be in possession of a vault of horrors on the level of Pedo Mod Kiel's, there's a convoluted way to do this. But it's not an issue for regular site members or even regular banned fucktards.

In the case of The One Retard, his alt was sending stupid DMs to multiple people who talk to each other frequently, some of whom could check IPs.

What are the rules and regulations around depicting ex CYS members in a  story game? Ie I was thinking it would be pretty funny to make a to catch a predator story game one day. except Dexter or comedyesque version.  I don't think I ever would feature a CYS ex member in a story game like that even if it's allowed, a bit much for me, but just curious. 

I'll probably almost certainly never make this sort of story game, just not my style, but Its one that is a concept which Ive thought about quite a bit. 

I remember around a year ago I watched a Vitaliy Livestream where he had little pump come and give the predator a live venue. Very psychedelic. 

https://youtu.be/cXvm4wOUXdU?si=OTeS2z8rOqW8buQw

 

He was Fried_Chicken!!! He messaged me on that account too, and it got me thinking, then i saw it was banned as well, welp. lol 

I'm wondering if there's like... A world record for whatever noob on the site got banned the quickest. Not an alt account of a noob that was already banned of course, an original noob. Like... From time joined to time banned. Kind of assumed that this guy would be a contender, since he got banned the same day he started posting, but looks like he didn't start posting until he'd already been around for over a month, so not even close to getting the record there. I am disappoint.

Wow, a forum for newbie’s with terrible names, yet all the admins and ‘important’ people are the one commenting.

Hmm…

Wow, continuing to be a whining faggot over nothing after you were given several chances to turn shit around AND after claiming you were "done".

Seriously, you could have been working on a story, commenting on stories or just about anything other than bitching about the forums constantly.

Well see you next alt I guess.