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Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

About a week or two ago, I decided to try expanding my palette and try some Foreign cuisine. I decided to start with some delicious Asian foods, like Pad Thais, Khao Pads and that kind of things. Eventually, I tried Sushi. Shortly afterwards, I learned sushi is absolutely terrible, and got one of the worst cases of food poisoning I've ever got. So I was wondering, what are you guys' opinions of foreign foods? What's the best foreign foods you've had, the worst and your general opinion on trying foreign foods in a time of increasing globalisation.

Also, Sushi's fucking terrible. Don't eat it.

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

Sushi is good if it's from a place you can trust to store and prepare it properly so that it doesn't give you food poisoning. And honestly I'd hardly call sushi foreign, I mean I'm in a shitty little Texas town and my grocery store has a sushi bar.

Still, since it made you sick you'll likely have this like, instinctive revulsion of it for a very long time.

Other than that I'll just leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

Oh God! It's not dancing, it's trying to escape! It clearly wants to live!

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

For some reason Mizal really likes that clip, she keeps posting it everywhere.

Those things will try to get the last laugh though.

Either by choking you with its tentacled death throes because you didn't chew thoroughly or like this:

http://www.science20.com/squid_day/squid_your_plate_could_inseminate_your_mouth-91085

 

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

I hate sushi as well, but I eat it anyway simply because its taste is so... sushi-ish. I have also seen sushi in a gas station next to some sketchy looking corn-dogs. Anyway, I try pretty much any foreign food that is:
1. Still alive
2. Most likely not a dog, a cat, or any other animal that is normally not eaten
3. Going to kill me or make me sick (like your sushi)
4. Not something weird like squid

If they do not break any of those rules, I normally enjoy eating relatively safe foreign food.

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

For the longest time I always thought the whole selling sushi at a gas station was a joke until I actually walked into one and saw it.

I mean shit like those hot dogs and pizza slices are bad enough, but how does anyone think that eating sushi being sold at a fucking gas station is remotely a good idea?

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

I think its a great idea. It'll kill off anyone stupid enough to buy sushi at a gas station and be good for the enviroment.

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

Here is how I think people buy sushi from a gas station:

Billy-Bob is very hungry after drinking an entire case of Budweiser and getting high on meth. After driving under the light of the moon, he staggers into the door of the local gas station. It takes an entire minute before he realizes that the doors need to be pushed instead of pulled, but he gets inside.
He slurs, "I wanna corndog!" The clerk is awaken from his sleep and groans, "We're out of those, but we still got some sushi left over from last week."
Now, the drunk does not remember what sushi is due to his state of mind, but some voice in his head whispers to him, "Sushi is food." Therefore, the drunk staggers over to where the food is. He sees several small little things in a plastic container and takes them all.
After slipping on his way back to the clerk, the drunk puts the slimy, warm things that he thinks is food on the unsanitary counter in front of the clerk which wakes him up again. The clerk says in a monotonous voice, "That'd be fifteen." The drunk takes out his wallet and pays it with a fifty since both numbers have a five.
The drunk starts eating the sushi in single gulps as he walks back to his car. At this point, most humans would have gagged on the very spoiled and gross meal, but the drunk was much to plastered and high to notice. Starting the car after finishing the final piece, Billy-Bob warmly reminisces, "Thats was the bestest Mexican food I ever eated."

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago
Saying you hate sushi is like saying you hate sandwiches. There's so many varieties that it's a ridiculous blanket statement.

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago
I have had relatively safe forgein foods, although, I love sushi!

I have had Austrian Chocolate, and it is so awesome!

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

I hate the rolled-up fish skin kinds of sushi, but the kind of sushi that's just a strip of fish over a rice block is delicious. But yeah, if your first experience is godawful, you probably won't ever enjoy it. It's like the food equivalent of sex that way. I'm not sure what my favorite "foreign" food is, because the way everything's intergrated in America, it's very difficult to tell what's really "foreign" and what's an amalgamation of cultures and ingredients based roughly on the foods they used to eat in the home country. Definitely don't trust cephalopods that aren'tfried, burnt, or thoroughly deaded.

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

One time, I was flying on a plane to North Korea to see my dad. (He was stationed there for the U.S Airforce) While on the plane, the stewardress offered me what looked like ordinary cheese.  I took a bite and regretfully spit it out right in front of her. It was undercooked Octopus inside brie cheese. *Shudders*

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

I think you mean South Korea.

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

It was one of them.  

Edit: Oh yeah, because I remember the South Korean flag crowded with Hello kitty everywhere!

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

How much of a fucking moron are you? 

Don't answer. 

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

... are you fucking serious?

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9 years ago

I think it would be educational if you were to be dropped off in North Korea next time, you're not likely to forget the difference again.

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9 years ago

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

The weirdest foreign food I've tasted was shark fin. That thing was delicious. Anywho, my family is mostly composed of Asians and Hispanics, so we eat sushi on a regular basis. I'm the only one who hates sushi. And they coerce me into eating it. It's repulsive >:P

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

Sushi is delicious and I eat it fairly often, actually. You just didn't go to the right place for it. I've never eaten it anywhere they didn't let you watch it be made right in front of you and I have never gotten sick from it. I'm willing to try just about anything once in regards to foreign food unless it's fairly dangerous or made with something I already know I hate. 

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago
I've only eaten raw fish/chicken/beef/pork by accident.  I prefer to honor my ancestors and their grand achievement of harnessing fire.

Most vegetables are better left uncooked, though, unless they happen to be imported.

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

I think foreign food is not the same unless it's cooked in the country it's from in the way it's meant to be, like Chinese food in the UK is fried and cooked in a totally different way to the way it is in China in the same way the Chinese idea of pizza is bread with cheese and bits of fruit on (yeah fruit pizza...). It was definitely South Korea Jimmy went to without realizing it because if American soldiers were in North Korea they'd probably get shot at :) Mildly racist though it is Hello Kitty does seem to be some kind of fetish for East Asian culture and I've been to restaurants that literally have private Hello Kitty dining rooms.

Not all foreign food is good though, in Egypt I got severe food poisoning because many people still prefer to use their left hands rather than toilet roll and wash them later so yeah... I ended up vomiting ten times straight in a row (the guy I was staying with thought it was hilarious and called his friends to see), collapsed from severe dehydration and got rushed to hospital and put on an emergency drip. There's a lovely photo of me looking very pale and strapped to a drip while my friends give a broad grin and a thumbs up either side of what looks like my deathbed :D I think the European and American digestive system might be more sensitive to shock than those of other cultures who are more used to their country's culinary produce, hence I suppose why when foreign foods arrive everyone tries to adapt them to their own preferences :)

Nothing beats Harry Ramsden's fish and chips though :D

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

For some reason I really want to see that photo ;D

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

... Your friends are dicks and I feel bad for you. 

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

Hey now- maybe England or Egypt or China or wherever Will's friends are from just has a different concept of "friends" or "not being a dick."

Let's respect other people's culture. XD

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

xD ...Huh. I figured laughing / smiling at a friend being violently ill and hospitalized was rude anywhere you went. Is trolling a different culture thing, too? Because, if so, my perspective has been wrong this whole time. 

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

Haha I think they just thought the photo was funny and were trying to cheer me up :) I laughed later after too when they sent the disappointed undertaker away and told him to wait until tomorrow (I think he was an undertaker. He looked like an undertaker... could have been a really bored doctor disappointed he had nothing left to do :P)

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

xD Fair enough. (A bored doctor? Bored enough to go looking for more work? Not a chance. Must've been an undertaker. xD)

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9 years ago

Haha :D

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9 years ago

This sounds awful and I'm sorry and your friends are dicks.

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

I love foreign cuisine but you really gotta go to an authentic place in order to really know what it is supposed to taste like. I recommend going to small street/alley restaurants which 1) don't look dodgy af and 2) have a lot of people from that culture going in and ordering from there. I prefer these ones to the big restaurants which have their top priority as getting the food out as fast as possible.

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

Uh, what are we counting as "foreign?"  Like, actually eaten in another country, or like, a restaurant serving cuisine of a culture that isn't yours/your family's?

I don't really like natto.  I think 90% of the ppl who say they do are otaku trying to impress one another. XD

My general opinion on food of any kind is you should try it.  
(And you should try it the way the chef intended it to be eaten, without any bs "oh, well I know for sure that I hate tomato" or "ick, tongue just sounds disgusting")

Okay yeah, I also dislike "foodies" who are afraid to admit there's anything they don't like, (or admit they like crap food like spaghettios or whatever) but I know I've had dishes I enjoyed which included components I normally don't care for. 

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

But tongue is delicious! ;_;

And you make a good point. Certain dishes can make less likable ingredients taste great.

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

f*** yeah, it is. ^_^

 

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago
Spaghettios?  Um ... I think there's still a can shoved way in the back of my pantry from back in 2012 (perhaps from even before that)...

Tongue is one of those things that has always given me the willies, but that wouldn't stop me from trying it.

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

Durian's underwhelmingly mild taste is not worth the amount of trouble made opening and smelling the damn thing.  Pretty glad it isn't too popular in the States.

Among other things...

  • Iguanas should not be smoked or roasted; too tough to chew.
  • Snake's okay, if you keep the meat tender and boil / fry it.
  • Rays actually do OK dried; I've yet to have it raw or made any other way.
  • Tell people they're eating gonads after they get a decent bite.

@Steve Maybe try it again from a more reputable place?

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

As many people have said, 'hating sushi' is such a blanket statement covering so many different types and styles it is almost meaningless. I do however believe what you ate gave you food poisoning and was disgusting, sadly many places that are complete crap sell "sushi" which is cheap fish off cuts that are stored too long then rolled in rice with a few greens or stuck on top of it and called "sushi" just to sell it.

I got into sushi and sashimi when I was in Korea and absolutely love it when it is done right. I think it was Kiel that mentioned only ever eat it in a place where they let you watch them select the piece of fish, cut it and prepare it right in front of you. That way you can see and small the fish they are using to know it is fresh and stored properly/sanitarily. (May have made the word sanitarily up but you get my drift). I've found it hard to find good sushi places in Europe and Canada however I found one in London which could match up to the sushi I had in Asia and I've found a couple in Canada that are pretty good too, sadly most places just do it badly or try to 'westernize' it and make it horrible. I usually have a mix of sashimi (tuna and salmon) traditional rolls and I usually have one less traditional roll like a 'dynamite' or 'tempura' roll which have cooked ingredients with miso soup on the side.

Weirdest thing I've eaten... Probably snake, insects or octopus and squid cooked in ink, or still moving sea urchin and sea cucumber... Hard to tell since I'll eat anything once and I traveled a lot with like-minded people who ensure wierd stuff ends up on the menu :)

As for the 'foreign' food I hate... Disregarding the fact that half or more of what North Americans think of as 'normal' is actually a foreign food that simply stuck around a while, I'd say chicken feet. I could barely stomach them, the flavour was fine, tasty almost but it was the texture, couldn't stand the texture. Other foods that share the same texture are hard for me too but they were almost totally cartilage.

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

Eh, Sushi's okay. I mean, you probably just had some incorrectly prepared. Try it again sometime, preferably a higher-end place. Hell, even if it's still shit and you get food poisoning, you could complain and get a refund.

The WORST thing I've eaten... probably Marmite. That shit is just EUUUUUGH. I thought it would taste at least a little bit ok, but NO. Gives me nightmares just thinking about it!

NEVER eat Marmite. Just chuck that shit in the trash and eat some Lunchables pepperoni pizza.

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

What about vegemite? o_0

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

It's the same thing, Triple Wiggle.

Just saltier and sold in Australia.

Foreign Cuisine (And how awful it is)

9 years ago

Sushi is alright but it is the most overrated thing out of Japanese cuisine. There are so many different kinds of food and little local delicacies in that country that are worth a try.

I have to say I really like Italian food. I went to a pizza place in a little village in Italy, and that was the best pizza I've ever had. Really wide, thin oval base. Quite different from the ones they have back home. The ice creams were great too.