Reports indicate that after losing hearing on the right side for ??? number of days, @WouldntItBeNice decided it would be a good time to finally try and dig the years of compacted filth out of his ear canal. He extracted some kind of dried up orange cat turd and then posted a picture of it on Corgi's server for all to see, proudly and without shame.
All right thinking people are horrified, I'm deeply disturbed and I didn't even see it before Corgi deleted it, this is literally worse than the time Malk grabbed his own shit out of the toilet and photographed it for reddit. What an awful place Missouri is.
Also, it's @hetero_malk's birthday today! Ottawa has responded by placing millions of people under house arrest last night at midnight, ruining even his already covid-safe birthday plans with his girlfriend and a handful of friends. I understand it's possible they may be released in September of 2026, or whenever Canada finally manages to acquire and distribute a vaccine long after the rest of the world has returned to normal. (The next POTUS may have to promise to build a wall to stop the illegals coming from the northern border at this rate.)
So that brings me to this thread's assignment: Everyone should draw him either a gift or a happy capy to cheer him up.
Not to be confused with a crappy capy....
