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A concerned citizen on 11/27/2024 for What Do You Want To Do Tonight?
This was wonderful. Thank you. My cheeks are literally sore I've been dying for ten minutes now. Well done.

Okay this title and comment combined with Avery's statement above is just comedy gold now.

THIS SUCKS U CAN GO DIE

— purpleissus8732 on 12/15/2022 3:14:35 PM with a score of 0

A Hunted and Haunted Halloween

 

Dude. Just read the walkthrough, or a book on grammar. Fuck.

"What the actual fuck is this? My choices are neo Nazi or incest? I choose leave a bad review. I fucking hate shit involving incest or Nazis. Delete this and get mental help"

-some random noob commenting on Terrorist

 

In all fairness, Terrorist is definitely some dark subject matter. I've heard both good and bad things about it (hence the mixed ratings). But it's the first story I ever put any actual effort into while I was in a really dark place. I'll be proud of it even if it's a 1/8

Erm ackshully that comment is already on  interesting comments nine...

And EndMaster posted it on that forum?! Hell yes!!

Ahem. Thank you for letting me know.

On Cows vs Aliens:

hi mr person that I don't know, your game is actually more fun than homework. And please, if you play call of Duty, my name is Tuestrate - and if you have any card points, please donate all of them to me, otherwise I'm gonna leave a skunk in your bathroom and give it your bathrobes to eat for breakfast lunch and dinner. And instead of toilet cleaner there will be skunk juice ;-P Fresh and tasty just the way you like it! I will haunt you to my last breath ;-) Love you, bye

— Inon on 12/5/2024 8:11:34 AM

And this comment underneath that one:

"Your own mother says that your game sucks"

— inon on 12/5/2024 7:37:55 AM

Brock on 12/7/2024 for Z-DAY Survival Quiz [delete]

Even though I am not an adult I still have quite the survival experience as I go hiking and camping all the time! The best place to set up a zombie proof base would be off the grid and in the forest, it might be lonely but not a lot of people are gonna be in the forest... so you wouldnt have to worry about zombies at your base all the time and you could always dig massive pits around your base to trap zombies that do stumble across it. And for safe zombie proof clothing use biker jackets as they have hard padding g in it to protect bikers from crashes, so... why wouldn't it help with bites? And use a modercycle helmet as they would be pretty much bite proof entirely. And it's all pretty lightweight. And just keep a hand held wepon by your side. If you use guns it may attract more zombies due to the noise of the gun shot. Use bows or crossbows to take out zombies from afar. Always try to decapitate the zombies even if it dosnt kill them, if you do so what are they gonna do? Hop after you? They wouldnt have legs or arms so you would have to intentionally get super close for them to bite you. Or just cut there arms and legs off for the same result. And use travel that dosnt make much nice like bikes or on foot. It would take a lot longer but it would keep unwanted attention away

Kid took the time to write out a whole zombie survival guide in 2024, didn't want it to go to waste.

oo penis on 12/9/2024 for A Very Special Choose Your Story [delete]
great story it's awesome its fucking ass niggers hell awsome


Some ten year old learned a lot of new words this week and he's so proud and excited to use them!

Always glad when I can mold the youthful minds for a better future.

Hawis on 12/5/2024 for Rainbow 1 by Fabrikant "I have no dog and house and car and I have this." Guess he must have really liked this game, then.