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Questions about a storygame? Thoughts on Eternal? Any other IF you're playing out there?

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one year ago

My quest for the 36 hour boner goes unfulfilled :'(

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4 months ago

A concerned citizen on 11/27/2024 for What Do You Want To Do Tonight?
This was wonderful. Thank you. My cheeks are literally sore I've been dying for ten minutes now. Well done.

Okay this title and comment combined with Avery's statement above is just comedy gold now.

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4 months ago

THIS SUCKS U CAN GO DIE

— purpleissus8732 on 12/15/2022 3:14:35 PM with a score of 0

A Hunted and Haunted Halloween

 

Dude. Just read the walkthrough, or a book on grammar. Fuck.

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2 months ago

This gem is on A Very Special Choose Your Story

I cummed to this and thoroughly enjoyed it (so did my micro penis😫), as well as my 6-year-old brother! i mostly landed the drippy semen on the screen but overshot a bit right onto his lips. he just started taking off his pant and spreading his cheeks to reveal a gaping butt hole.

— lebron drippycum on 1/23/2025 9:51:06 AM

 

Well. Someone call CPS.

 

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2 months ago

Yep, AVSCYS sure does get some comments from time to time.

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2 months ago

Speaking of which, I hope you enjoyed mine.

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2 months ago

Oh I see, guess I can unfeature AppDude's then.

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2 months ago
You and I have very different ideas of what a gem is...

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13 days ago

bagingi on 11/27/21 commenting on Love SICK:

where the FUCK are the foot fetish scenes I wanted to sniff some TOES 0/10 go fuck yourself dumbass

 

 

 

 

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13 days ago

The sad thing is, the fact that he spoke coherently and didn't use racial slurs makes this comment one of the more intelligent ones...

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4 months ago

"What the actual fuck is this? My choices are neo Nazi or incest? I choose leave a bad review. I fucking hate shit involving incest or Nazis. Delete this and get mental help"

-some random noob commenting on Terrorist

 

In all fairness, Terrorist is definitely some dark subject matter. I've heard both good and bad things about it (hence the mixed ratings). But it's the first story I ever put any actual effort into while I was in a really dark place. I'll be proud of it even if it's a 1/8

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4 months ago

Erm ackshully that comment is already on  interesting comments nine...

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4 months ago

And EndMaster posted it on that forum?! Hell yes!!

Ahem. Thank you for letting me know.

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4 months ago
On Cows vs Aliens:

hi mr person that I don't know, your game is actually more fun than homework. And please, if you play call of Duty, my name is Tuestrate - and if you have any card points, please donate all of them to me, otherwise I'm gonna leave a skunk in your bathroom and give it your bathrobes to eat for breakfast lunch and dinner. And instead of toilet cleaner there will be skunk juice ;-P Fresh and tasty just the way you like it! I will haunt you to my last breath ;-) Love you, bye

— Inon on 12/5/2024 8:11:34 AM

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4 months ago

And this comment underneath that one:

"Your own mother says that your game sucks"

— inon on 12/5/2024 7:37:55 AM

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4 months ago
Brock on 12/7/2024 for Z-DAY Survival Quiz [delete]

Even though I am not an adult I still have quite the survival experience as I go hiking and camping all the time! The best place to set up a zombie proof base would be off the grid and in the forest, it might be lonely but not a lot of people are gonna be in the forest... so you wouldnt have to worry about zombies at your base all the time and you could always dig massive pits around your base to trap zombies that do stumble across it. And for safe zombie proof clothing use biker jackets as they have hard padding g in it to protect bikers from crashes, so... why wouldn't it help with bites? And use a modercycle helmet as they would be pretty much bite proof entirely. And it's all pretty lightweight. And just keep a hand held wepon by your side. If you use guns it may attract more zombies due to the noise of the gun shot. Use bows or crossbows to take out zombies from afar. Always try to decapitate the zombies even if it dosnt kill them, if you do so what are they gonna do? Hop after you? They wouldnt have legs or arms so you would have to intentionally get super close for them to bite you. Or just cut there arms and legs off for the same result. And use travel that dosnt make much nice like bikes or on foot. It would take a lot longer but it would keep unwanted attention away



Kid took the time to write out a whole zombie survival guide in 2024, didn't want it to go to waste.

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4 months ago
oo penis on 12/9/2024 for A Very Special Choose Your Story [delete]
great story it's awesome its fucking ass niggers hell awsome


Some ten year old learned a lot of new words this week and he's so proud and excited to use them!

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4 months ago

Always glad when I can mold the youthful minds for a better future.

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4 months ago
Hawis on 12/5/2024 for Rainbow 1 by Fabrikant "I have no dog and house and car and I have this." Guess he must have really liked this game, then.

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3 months ago
https://chooseyourstory.com/story/julius-caesar~3a-stayin'-alive~21

A whole classroom of special needs kids found this story. I deleted a couple before realizing they just kept going.

Also, Will has announced he's a dedicated, long time fan of Ogre's boobs.

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3 months ago

I was deleting most of the ones that just wrote random letters as a comment since some of those seeped out into other stories I guess they read too.

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3 months ago
[Dick Stevens on 1/11/2025 for McDonald's
Adventure! [delete]
I don't mean to be rude, but what the actual f$&k?! I had my 7 year old son here reading with me. Now I have to explain to my wife why my son knows what a v@gina is. 1/8


This game by the way had a 5/8 maturity level, I think that allows you to to mention something as terrifying as the female reproductive system. (Of course I don't know how it was used in this game, I haven't read it, but I probably would've before showing it to a young kid, it's only 1,500 words, come on.)

Even funnier, this same guy that read Eternal and loved it, but felt the need to censor v@gina.

Daji's remark on this were just, "Why does a 7 year old not know what a vagina is? Just wait until he finds out about his p3nis!"

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3 months ago
Hmm, let's see what's going on in Ancient Phoenicia today.

I died 10 times this game is horrible
— gfrfh4bedddc on 1/14/2025 10:00:46 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

on God this game was mid,
— fdot_spinalot on 1/14/2025 9:57:38 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

on skibidi this game was mad boring I'm just tryna go home
— quandale-dingle on 1/14/2025 9:54:48 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

I like this game but it really is competitive
— Adrian on 1/14/2025 9:54:24 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

nothing it was okay and stressful to play but it was still fun
— jaliyah on 1/14/2025 9:54:20 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

at least its not work
— mel on 1/14/2025 9:54:01 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

kind of boring needed more steps and more intrest
— Emily on 1/14/2025 9:53:26 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

I got into slavery so I don't like
— dana on 1/14/2025 9:53:23 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

its a fun game just a little bit too much reading try to make the game more simple overall a fun game
— Aaron Hernandez on 1/14/2025 9:53:10 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

It was pretty cool, but I couldn't fight the pirates.
— Treslyn on 1/14/2025 8:05:37 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

oinhre
— RG on 1/14/2025 8:04:55 AM with a score of 0[delete][feature]

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3 months ago

The Burrito on 1/16/2025 for Phoenician Trade Game [delete]
This game is Really long and Massive... you no what else is massive? A burritoooooooo with a loww taper tortilla!

GAMERBOYVR on 1/16/2025 for Phoenician Trade Game [delete]
SIGMA SIGMA BOY SIGMA BOY SIGMA BOY

BIG BALZZZIE on 1/16/2025 for Phoenician Trade Game [delete]
BIG BALLZ

big rizzo on 1/16/2025 for Phoenician Trade Game [delete]
lil rizzo and lil rizzzzzzz r da goats LONG LIVE THE RIZZLERS

big rizzo on 1/16/2025 for Phoenician Trade Game [delete]
Reese's Cups @lil rizzo

lil rizzzzzzzzzzzz on 1/16/2025 for Phoenician Trade Game [delete]
my ship is massive... but you know what else is massive?

lil rizzo on 1/16/2025 for Phoenician Trade Game [delete]
Reece's cup



These will be the people taking care of us when we're all old and enfeebled in a nursing home.

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3 months ago
Found this absolute gem of a comment on Sherb and Sent's game "Kitchen Nightmares but Gordon Ramsay is contractually permitted to kill the owner during filming". I couldn't even make it to the second sentence without being completely lost. I'm pretty sure you'll need the actual Rosetta Stone to decipher this brain rot.

I edge to this everyday in a mog-off with my friends. I skibidied all over that gyatt. I lost my edging streak though to livey dunn.
view more...
— Ryder is a sigma rizzler on gy on 1/16/2025 9:39:00 AM with a score of 3

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2 months ago
roi jeong on 1/20/2025 for roast simulator [delete]
NAH SHUT YO ASS YOU LOOK LIKE MY THUMB YOU GOT NO CHROMOSOME NO HOES NO BITCHES NO RICHES NO KITCHENS NO HOMO RETARD AH LOOKIN AH MONKEY AH LOOKING EGGMAN AH


Well all right then.

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2 months ago
Would anybody be interested in seeing a week or two of uncurated comments just as they come in day to day? Only admins get to glimpse this special side of the site, but it always amuses me a little even when it's not material for these threads.

People a lot of times think that games aren't being read, but trust me they are. They're kids bypassing everything we think of as a good story though and doing I don't know what. Slamming down on the Random button maybe.

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2 months ago
yes!

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2 months ago
sigma on 1/31/2025 for Harry Potter: Sorting Hat Quiz
U ARE NOT SKIBIDID I WAS SCARED OUT OF MY PANTS. THESE QUESTIONS ARE OS NOT NESSCARY I WILL NEVER COME BACK HERE EVER AGIAN. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

These kids and their darn skibidi! *shakes cane from rocking chair*

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2 months ago

GoldenZephyr on 2/2/2025 for Tower of Riddles
Too many of these "riddles" are not riddles. They're just work, like matching numbers to letters based on where they appear in the alphabet. That isn't fun, or challenging. It's just boring.

@Avery_Moore you got a new fan.

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2 months ago

What's black and white and Golden all over? ^_^

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2 months ago

Your profile picture?

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2 months ago

Sure, lets go with that. :p

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2 months ago

9.6 7 FM on 2/11/2025 for Choose your Life
THIS IS SUCH A BULLSHIT GAME FRRR like theres no fucking options

Seriously thinking about just nuking these stories that have long been since unpublished, low rated, the author gone for years and yet somehow all these fucktard zoomers manage to find them and bitch about a shitty story, that's not on the reading list because it was shitty.

Then again we wouldn't be blessed by such comments.

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one month ago
FRFR

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one month ago

SH00T1NG_MY53LF.1NTH3.H34D on 2/26/2025 for Why I left you
my girlfriend shot herself <3 i also cut my wrists open with razor blades!! This game has some triggering things but overall its pretty good!!

Pls help on 2/26/2025 for Surviving The Black Plague
THIS IS A VERY MORBID GAME U WILL NOT AND I MEAN WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT!

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one month ago

lol, fags

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one month ago

CBT enjoyer on 2/28/2025 for Rockstar
COCK AND BALL TORTURE OR CBT IS A SEXUAL ACTIVITY INVOLVING TORTURE OF THE MALE GENITALS. THIS MAY INCLUDE GENITAL SPANKING, SQUEEZING, AND GRABBING. Also reese's cups are ass

CBT enjoyer on 2/28/2025 for Could YOU be a pilot in WW1?
Cock and balls bbg. Come suck my dick already bbg. OMFG IF YOU DON:T GET YO 10 YEAR OLD ASS ON MY 40 year old dick RN

Oh I see this is a theme with this one.

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one month ago
Damn, I thought I was special.

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one month ago
ezekial on 2/28/2025 for Amish Adventure [delete]
I love this game it makes me feel more Amish than I already am and when I get back to the barn I am going to eat the best meal ever of scrapple


So much more wholesome than the guy End was quoting.

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one month ago
the best gamer to play this ga on 3/12/2025 for Choose your Life

this is a masterpiece my teacher tryed to play it in class and then abruptly hung himself on the ceiling




...but did he use a rope or a belt?

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one month ago


I know it's not an uncommon name, but that was a double take.

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one month ago
Average 13 year old LoveSICK reader, must have misclicked. (Blame Australia.)



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one month ago

Feature worthy comment if ever I saw one. ^_^

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28 days ago


These nine year olds are getting feisty.

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28 days ago

Well, at least they used the soft A and not the hard R. ^_^

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24 days ago

Mr. Pengbeng on 3/26/2025 for Eternal
Why is the sex not a choice? Is the author really so demented that they forced us to be a man and to fuck Mistress? The hell is wrong with them?

Well someone had to force Mr. Pengbeng to be a man because obviously his own father failed at the task. Lol.

Though I do find the above comment also amusing in comparison to a couple recent comments I got on Eternal from another reader.

goddamnit what an amazing story. Never read such a masterpiece. although i achieved the 11th ending, im gonna play again and try to get with mommy semra lol

— aquib_98 on 3/12/2025 2:04:48 PM with a score of 0

its amazing but add an ending with semra :(

— aquib_98 on 3/12/2025 3:35:38 PM with a score of 0

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24 days ago
Male protagonist having sex? Never in all my days has this occurred in any form of media, is the author demented?!

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23 days ago

I'm guessing Pengbeng is a COGite

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18 days ago
I don't know what this says (about Ogre's boobs) but this post is worth a lot of points in Scrabble.

Recenzja wolna od spoilerów

Muszę się przyznać, że na początku nie byłem w pełni przekonany czy Boobs!!! jest grą dla mnie. Pomiędzy tytułem przywołującym na myśl żarciki na poziomie przedszkolaka, kompletnym brakiem opisu lub jakiejkolwiek innej formy wprowadzenia do fabuły przed rozpoczęciem i dość nie imponującą średnią ocen nie ma tutaj niczego, co by zachęciło przeciętnego czytelnika do wybrania akurat tej pozycji z licznych innych na stronie jako partnera do spędzenia wieczoru. A jednak po pierwszym przejściu przez główną fabułę byłem szczerze i bardzo pozytywnie zaskoczony.

Fabuła sama w sobie nie jest niczym niesamowitym, ale w pełni spełnia swoją funkcję narzędzia do prowadzenia czytelnika przez świat aby ten mógł nauczyć się więcej o niezwykle ważnych tematach poruszonych w opowiadaniu. Jest trochę problemów z tempem, zwłaszcza w drugim akcie, ale są one odczuwalne dopiero przy kolejnych sesjach kiedy początkowy efekt zdumienia nie jest tak duży jak przy pierwszym czytaniu.

Elementy edukacyjne opowiadania są zdecydowanie jego najmocniejszym punktem. W szczególności dzięki mistrzowskiemu dostosowaniu prozy do poziomu przeciętnego czytelnika. Tak imponujące opanowanie języka pospolitego sprawia wrażenia czytania nowoczesnej pracy odrodzonego Sienkiewicza, a w szczególności tego jak niczym w Quo Vadis zwykłe, wręcz niemal potoczne słowa i zdania opisują tematy trudne i obce dla większości ludzi.

Niestety postacie nie utrzymują tego samego poziomu. Pomijając głównego bohatera, który jest celowo pozostawiony jako pusty awatar dla czytelnika, nie ma nic godnego pochwały. Postacie poboczne są dość mocno jednowymiarowe i nie przedstawiają żadnych cech charakteru ponad te wymagane przez fabułę. Jest do zrozumiała decyzja ze względu na naturę tej gry, ale trochę więcej subtelnie zamieszczonych szczegółów z pewnością podniosłoby jakość całości.

Pomimo tych kilku niewielkich problemów jestem zmuszony przyznać, że Boobs!!! jako dzieło literackie zdecydowanie nie zasługuje na tak niską ocenę i z pewnością zachęciło mnie do zaczerpnięcia z innych prac autora.

Ostateczna ocena: 6/8

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18 days ago
The Polish did at one point in history look at the alphabet and liked it so much they decided to use as much of it as possible in each word while adding a few of their own letters to it because it just wasn't big enough.

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18 days ago
In English (courtesy of Google Translate):

Spoiler-free review

I have to admit that at first I wasn't entirely convinced that Boobs!!! was a game for me. Between the title that brings to mind kindergarten-level jokes, the complete lack of a description or any other form of introduction to the plot before the beginning, and the rather unimpressive average rating, there's nothing here that would encourage the average reader to choose this particular title from the many others on the site as a partner to spend an evening with. And yet, after my first playthrough of the main plot, I was honestly and very positively surprised.

The plot itself isn't anything amazing, but it does a good job of guiding the reader through the world so they can learn more about the incredibly important themes in the story. There are some pacing issues, especially in the second act, but these only become apparent on subsequent readings when the initial wow factor isn't as great as it was on the first reading.

The educational elements of the story are definitely its strongest point. In particular, thanks to the masterful adaptation of the prose to the level of the average reader. Such an impressive mastery of the common language gives the impression of reading a modern work by a reborn Sienkiewicz, and in particular how, like in Quo Vadis, ordinary, almost colloquial words and sentences describe topics that are difficult and foreign to most people.

Unfortunately, the characters don't hold up to the same standard. Aside from the main character, who is purposely left as a blank avatar for the reader, there's nothing to praise. The side characters are pretty much one-dimensional and don't offer any character traits beyond what the plot requires. It's an understandable decision given the nature of the game, but a little more subtle detail would have certainly elevated the overall quality.

Despite these few minor issues, I am forced to admit that Boobs!!! as a work of literature definitely does not deserve such a low rating and has certainly encouraged me to draw from the author's other works.

Final Rating: 6/8

And suddenly, Boobs!!! jumps to the top of my reading list.

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18 days ago
I'd give that translation a 6/10. The general meaning is there, but multiple phrases and sentences have been butchered. Still better than I expected google to handle it considering.

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18 days ago

... Is that Bueno Excellente?

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18 days ago
My profile picture? No it's a panel from a Garth Ennis comic. I found it randomly on another forum.

Though, after googling him I can see the similarities lol. Especially considering the face he's making.

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18 days ago

... Yeah, pretty sure it's both. Hitman is a Garth Ennis comic and Bueno Excellente is a character in Hitman.

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18 days ago

Always preferred The Dog Welder myself.

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18 days ago

Hmm... The Dog Welder... I wonder what he does.

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15 days ago

As noted in his wiki page:
Obsession: Has a strong compulsion to weld dogs to people's faces.
Weapons
Dogs: Dogwelder welds dogs to people.

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18 days ago
Oh cool. I'm not much for superheroes so I just assumed they were similar looking characters.

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15 days ago

The terrible Bueno Excellante:

Also worth note from his wiki page:
Intimidation: Bueno Excellente's only real "heroic" ability is to scare people with the threat and act of sexual assault.

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15 days ago

"His M.O. was sneaking up behind people in order to.... serve justice."

Watch out, Diddy. Bueno Excellente is coming... and it's not for the baby oil.

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15 days ago

Not quite sure why he thought Green Lantern needed a healthy serving of justice, but hey, maybe he got caught littering or something?

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16 days ago


😕 🤔

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16 days ago

trha6777 on 4/3/2025 for Fluttershy's Secret of gods and Satan - Zombie Edition
Awesome story line.

Even in death, Flutter's crusade against Malk's Satanic Dark Triad schemes continue!

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16 days ago
It feels a little surreal now that that all happened.

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15 days ago

Every time I try to click on the link to that story, it takes me straight to the home page.

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15 days ago
Try it now?

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15 days ago

Nope. Its fine though. If I can accept the loss of The Other World due to the depravity of the author, I can accept the loss of flutter's midcard game.

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15 days ago

It worked!!! Thank you End!

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15 days ago
I'm just wondering how that random driveby got to it then.

At any rate, I can go to Fantasy and then just click the game and it works for me. Maybe Ben is just too Satanic.

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15 days ago
Doesn't work for me normally either

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15 days ago

Well, I do have tattoos on my back shoulders depicting the Sigils of Lucifer and Lilith. But I've converted back to Christianity since then. 

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15 days ago

As Gods we can access a lot of the stuff easier without knowing the troubles of the common folk.

Though oddly clicking the link to that story through the recent comments list in the mod tools will take you to the main story list rather than the story as well.

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13 days ago
That happens with a lot of them now, it was something introduced while Nightwatch was working on the unicode issues. In this case it only affected mods in a non crucial thing so it wasn't worth trying to fix and potentially breaking something else.

It's stories with certain kinds of punctuation in their title, they still work though if you grab the URL and add .aspx to it.

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13 days ago
Man, of all Fluttershy's weirdness at the end there, the one that keeps coming back to me now that I'm browsing reddit again was the big paranoid fear of "junk information" and algorithms.

Because reddit be like "hey, here's a video of a funny bird!", "here's 1800 people comforting someone who just lost their cat", "here, someone made a really fancy cake!" and I'm just picturing the actual cartoon pony reacting in appalled horror every time.

Well, I did see a video of a turtle hunting a ducklings, and remember one of those games he deleted called out the eating of ducks as an explicitly evil act, so I guess there's that.

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13 days ago

Duck tastes delicious though. Also, I wonder how he felt about all that animal sacrifice in the Old Testament?

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12 days ago

I feel like he did genuinely address that, albeit it wasn't very clear. But in his story, he mentions how cultures in the past relied on animal sacrifice and the like, and that this is heavily inferior to modern solutions... like being nice to each other, I guess.

It's worth noting that he never claimed full belief in the Bible and all its teachings, or in the biblical God; he used the term Christian simply to mean he had adopted what he deemed a Christian ideology without delving into the core and the history of Christianity.

He was underinformed and even outside of that, wildly jumping to conclusions— which is something you should be able to understand, yeah?

Duck does taste delicious.

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12 days ago

Not entirely sure. Rereading the story he goes straight from an entire tribe dying cause one guy looked in the vag if animal guilt man (the quamalek?) to child sacrifice. He did kinda hint at it with the meat warehouse, I suppose.

What's your preferred herbs and spices?

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12 days ago

Like I said, it's not coherent. But I do think his point was that it's an outdated thing; he was trying to explain his viewpoint on why they did that and the negative effects, then compare it to things today he considers to be of the same nature.

A bit basic, but rosemary's pretty hard to beat. Garlic has its time and place. I'm no cooking authority, though.

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12 days ago

I feel like every herb has its... Thyme. ^_^

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12 days ago

You're so punny xD

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12 days ago
I have never had duck, I really want to try it but it seems only available in small quantities at ridiculous expense in Asian restaurants.

I feel like there's a lot of worldviews that one can only arrive at living in an urbanoid environment that never brings you into contact with any sort of wildlife. Iris was spot on I think when she said he sounded like he hated nature--I've gotten this sense about a lot of vegans though, and it's not just the veganism itself but the seeming need for control. Just this one black and white heavily sanitized and simplified set of beliefs that gets placed as a filter or set of blinders over any and all input from the land of reality. (So that everything that gets through just proves you more right, it's actually awesome!)

Obviously not solely a vegan thing either, dude just had a powerful combination of traits leading to his outcome between the autism and everything else.

I had started more of an effort post on this back in January before things escalated and it became obvious it would be pointless. But there are certain delusions that really do depend on only seeing animals in video form, all carefully curated to be cute and funny. Turning actual, endlessly complex and fascinating things into a two dimensional cartoon that can fit into a neatly labeled box.

Fluts was definitely the kind of autist that was not able to emotionally handle having different foods touching on his plate either.

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12 days ago

Oh goody! A talk about veganism! I have so many opinions on veganism that I am going to take this as an excuse to share!

Not sure if anybody knows this about me but... I'm pretty big on animals! (Yes, I'm sure this comes as a shock. I hide it very well.) And I think that cruelty to animals is a bad thing and I think that people who hurt animals are bad and smelly, and I think it would be nice if everyone was nice to animals and they all had nice, happy lives.

Now, a lot of people who are really, REALLY into animals are vegan. Like, they think that if you REALLY care about animals then you shouldn't eat animal meat, therefore being indirectly responsible for their deaths... And... That's cool. It makes sense and, even if it didn't, people can eat what they want. I don't give a shit... Where the problem comes in is that, for most vegans, in an attempt to make the world a better place for animals to live in, their solution is to try to convince more people to become vegan... And... This I think is bad.

Now, I don't think that convincing other people to become vegans on it's own is a bad thing. The problem is that it seems to be their ONLY solution... That and protesting outside places that sell meat and animal fur and shit like that. This, I think is a really bad idea for 2 reasons.

1. It's not going to work. The majority of people are not going to stop eating meat just because you said so. Animals are delicious.

2. And this is the important one... Even if it did work, everybody in the world becoming vegan would NOT make the world a better place for animals.

Why? Well, I watched a David Attenborough documentary recently and I learned something really interesting. Wild mammals only make up 4% of the world's biomass of mammals. That is every mammal on the face of the earth from mice to whales. 4%. That's pretty messed up. But what's even more messed up... Humans make up 36% of mammal biomass. And the other 60% of the mammal biomass... Livestock. Fucking 60% of the world's mammal biomass exists solely so that we can eat it.

Now, let's say that one day, everybody in the world becomes vegan. What happens to that 60% of the world's biomass of mammals that we use for livestock? That's approximately 1.5 billion cows, 1.2 billion sheep and 778 million pigs. Not to mention the 26.5 billion chickens and other poultry that we eat. What happens to them when people decide that they're not going to eat meat anymore?

I'll tell you what happens! They get put down. I mean, the farmers aren't going to make a profit selling them anymore. They won't be able to afford to feed them, and why the hell would they feed them if they're not making a profit. You couldn't release them into the wild. Imagine all those billions of animals being set loose on the world. It would cause mayhem and most of them wouldn't be able to survive in the wild anyway, so... Yeah, they'd just be put down. So, veganism would ultimately end up being responsible for the mass genocide of billions of animals over the world.

Now, one thing that I do think would help to make the world a better place for animals to live in would be a massive support for free range meat/animal products. Now, the animals will ultimately be killed for their meat, but they would live a relatively happy and comfortable life before they died... And I'm okay with that.

The way I see it is, animals kill animals too. Gazelles will live a generally happy life, wondering around, grazing, mating, having babies, and every now and then a lion shows up and they have to run away and if the lion catches them, they die. That's okay. That's a normal gazelle life... But, those gazelles are not being born in factory farms where they are immediately separated from their mothers so that their mothers milk can be used to feed other animals, then forced to spend their brief lives confined in a tie stall where they can barely move, with their tails cut off just for convenience and their hooves become horrifically overgrown because they're not walking on the right kind of terrain to trim them.

Now, if people refused to eat factory farmed animals and only ate free range animals, the lives of livestock would improve significantly. Free range farmers would make a massive profit and non-free range farmers would make a loss, meaning they would either need to sell their livestock to free range farmers or become free range themselves. And it's not like anybody is going to turn their nose up at free range meat because they think that factory farmed meat tastes better. The only reason people don't buy free range products is because they're more expensive.

Now, if the vegans who are all trying to convince everybody not to eat meat instead focused their attention on trying to get everybody to go free-range, that could make a lot of difference! You'd have special "Free Range" cafes popping up. You'd get restaurants adding "Free Range" options to their menus. Hopefully, the demand for free range products would eventually make free range the norm, which would mean the price difference between free range and non free range products would even out and then everybody would be eating free range because... Why buy non free range products if the free range stuff is the same price?

But, of course, that would never happen because, from what I've seen, most vegans don't become vegan because they actually care about animals. They do it because they like feeling superior to other people... Rant over! ^_^

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12 days ago

THIS.

I fucking love this. I want to buy land and raise rabbits and livestock specifically for this purpose. Glad to know others get it.

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12 days ago

I want chickens! Chickens are cool and they give you free eggs. ^_^

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12 days ago
The number of vegans is a miniscule part of the population, and even fewer of them stay vegan. They're just very loud.

Even in the earliest days of the internet this was a very toxic subgroup with cult-like leanings; I did a stint as a vegetarian in high school and exposed myself to a lot of their delusional acid-spewing by proximity. (there's a lot of crossover with depression and mental illness actually, just like another tiny but vocal subset of the population.)

They'll tell you it's not even a diet but a lifestyle, they're expected to restrict themselves in waaay more than just what they eat and then virtuously measure their plant-based dicks on reddit while looking down on and complaining about people who "only" eat vegan. Just the diet part itself though is unsustainable for humans, even aside from whether or not it's accomplishing anything. And with the way they talk about it in their echo chamber it's pretty clearly a weird eating disorder with a side of anxiety and depression.

More to the point, nothing they do is effective. 1% of the population slavishly rejecting all animal products for a few years of their life has zero impact on anything. Now of course if you get 50% of the population cutting back consumption by just 20%, or demanding better quality via better conditions, now you're getting somewhere, that would lead to tangible results.

But vegans hate vegetarians more than any other group and consider them a bunch of race traitors or something. Hell, you can refuse to eat all animal products and they still will only call you a"plant-based dieter" with a little sneer on it, it's not vegan if you don't meet everything else on their checklist.

The subreddit will spread tons of misinformation about history too (including some very specific things that let me know exactly where Flutter was absorbing his info from...)

The documentaries also have been accused of containing years worth of cherry picking for abuse mixed with footage from other countries, although whatever the case, the industry does suck. But the biggest argument against veganism right now are vegans themselves honestly, they ares ridiculous people hell bent on alienating the much larger group of people who do care about animal welfare and would've been their allies in this.

If nothing else, there is no damn reason not to eat eggs. Eggs from well treated chickens are not difficult to come by, they're prepackaged individual servings of protein and an insane amount of vitamins and nutrients--including the B vitamins and selenium and lysine you need to not mope around being a depressed faggot watching cartoons in a dark room all day while your brain dissolves into mush inside your skull. No force in this universe could convince me that humans aren't meant to eat eggs, and the excuses vegans have for that one starts at "that's a big stretch" and runs the spectrum to "these people are deranged".

I'd honestly encourage everyone who had the means to keep a few chickens, they're not high maintenance animals and the demand on the facilities that churn them out would be scaled back drastically. They're fun to watch but also mean little pea-brained bullies so you don't get super attached to them.

Regular vegetarians I have no issue with by the way, I respect anyone that has the self discipline for that, especially when they don't need to tell everyone they meet about it.

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11 days ago

Actually, I take it all back. NOBODY get chickens. You do not know what those chickens are capable of! I watched a very insightful video and now I will never look at chickens the same way again...

 

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11 days ago

Oh god, not Tomorrow's Teachings.

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11 days ago

Because Dharr Mann wasn't ridiculous enough. ^_^

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5 days ago
I wonder if we accidentally summoned him with this discussion. Probably been lurking this whole time.

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11 days ago
There are at least two restaurants in Vegas where you can get peking duck on order for around $60, but it is enough food for 2-4 people, so it can be brought down to a reasonable figure.

You can also buy frozen half ducks at Trader Joes and Costco (sometimes).

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12 days ago

Garlic is great. I enjoy basil and onions. Usually I cheat with onion powder but with duck, nah, actual sliced onions floating in the water around the duck (necessary to keep it... I hate this word. Moist. Ugh).

Also, a lil bit of thyme, as Avery says in her pun, would not be amiss.

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11 days ago

Hutson J. on 4/8/2025 for Surviving The Black Plague
Awesome but why does it say that this is better then resses cups

Finally someone asking the real questions around here.