It's got too much mayonnaise in it and it's not very good.
So pretty much like everything else you write. Lol.
I feel like I'm the target of bullying. :(
I'm surprised you didn't make a 'your mum' joke about this.
holy shit you're right
End really dropped the ball there, wow.
Mayo is fucking disgusting, it's only acceptable in tuna and coleslaw. In small amounts.
Uh, in civilized lands we have this thing called mustard.
In my story Mayonnaise will be the villain that spreads its vile corrupting influence on the good citizens of Sandwichville.
Mustard is great, but mayonnaise has it's place.
Fuck off, you scumsucking degenerate mayo-eater. It makes me sick that you're allowed to breed
I hesitate to even mention something so disgusting on a forum children frequent, but once I saw a man putting mayo on brisket. The depravity of the mayo-eaters truly knows no bounds. D:
(I peeled his face off with a carving knife, but once I explained the situation to the police they agreed I was taking reasonable action in defense of good brisket.)
but once I saw a man putting mayo on brisket.
What... the fuck...
But... but ... barbecue sauce... ;_;
Brisket doesn't deserve this.
I'm with Killa on this.
No such thing as too much mayo... until you die of a heart attack at 42 years of age.
Why did you write this?
y shouldnt i
Obviously because you're a neo nazi feminist that wants to second hand plagiarize other peoples well thought out threads about cat stories that could be rated 5/5.
does that mean I want to kill the Jews, but only the men? Or do I want to kill the men and women equally?
Please explain I don't really keep up with all this terminology.
Also fuck you, stories about cats are my birthright.
mayonnaise and magical wolves are definitely symbols of the patriarchy though
Look, we will stop bullying (no we won't) if you give us a good case for you story.
I am serious now.
Also what are the 7.6 elements of writing?
y should i
giv me 5...10...no 1000 reasons why
and the seven elements are pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath and sloth.
Happens when I am offline... xD
The elements are right, you may make the story!
Go Mizal Go!
btw @iavatus, @SteveTOOMANYNUMBERSDAMN or anyone else who missed out but still might be amused by this nonsense, the archived link to circus act thread is in my profile. @Bucky your squirrel abuse story is in there too if you didn't save it.
Also I feel like I might be morally obligated to write about coleslaw for real now. How about I make it elves instead.
What are our feelings on elves with too much mayonnaise, that aren't very good?
I just knew someone was going to make that joke. It was only a matter of time.
Have...have you been reading my diary???
Also, unrelated to anything, but @Will11, damn, another one? How are you cranking these out so fast.
It's not fair. Stop it.
I have a lot of free time and I REALLY like writing :)
Well you are clearly on a roll with these Magellan games. How many do you plan to do?
Five :) And thanks :D
Wow, five!? Good luck, I really enjoy them :D
I know im gunna die horrendously if type this but i will do anything (that don't require me to do stuff) to defend my second favorite toping. I love mayonnaise so much i eat it out of the jar sometimes... But still mayonnaise is not as good as penut butter, oh satan i put that on allmost everything i eat, especially porkchops.
I love mayonnaise so much i eat it out of the jar sometimes...
...thanks man. Thanks for sharing.
Now if you'll excuse me a minute:
(Late to comment~) ... "Out of the jar"? You eat mayo by itself? I actually gagged at the thought. That's disgusting.
I hear it's good for losing weight. But on an honest note:
Is there supposed to be another way to eat mayo? I suppose sometimes I poor quarter of a glass of milk and fill the three remaining quarters with mayo, mix it, then drink it like a thirsty prisoner.
... I don't believe you.
Don't prove me wrong, please. I don't want to believe anyone has done or ever will do that.
EDIT: Boogie2988 is a fucking legend though. Really interesting and intelligent person, a side you do not see much of unless in his vlogs.
xD Oh? Well, he's a legend I've never heard of before, but okay. I assume you're saying he does, in fact, drink milky-mayo.
Oh, didn't realize how unnoticeable the link I gave you was. Lol. Click on the three dots.
*skipped through the video* ... Yep, title was a lie. Figures.
Oh. I think that was a re upload by someone. Asshole. The original title of the video does not say so I believe. But either way, I hope this is the future of entertainment.
What.. what have you summoned me to, Bucky? Why am I reading this page?
IIRC Bucky was planning to tie you down and slather you in mayonnaise.
So, you might want to start running now. Unless...I mean, unless you're into that kind of thing. (It's cool, we won't judge.)
I've never quite understood the stereotype of white people eating mayonnaise all the time on white bread though.
I've known a lot of white people in my time, but I don't know of any that actually do this. Maybe your story could make strides towards social justice and dispel this rampant brand of bigoted way of thinking.
Oh and make sure you give the option of being able to play as a mustardsexual otherwise I just won't play a story which doesn't completely align with my belief system.
Mayo and bologna on white bread. Lots of mayo, and nothing else. My grandparents do this and it's fucking disgusting. For the longest time I thought this was just an old person thing, but at work it's a black/Virgin Islands thing while everyone else cringes in horror (as much at the cheap nasty offbrand bologna the cafeteria stocks as at the mayo) so I'd guess it's just whatever you got used to as a kid.
Bologna is right up there with hotdogs for me as Things That Should Not Be.
The kids just gross me out though. 'Oh what are they having today? Chicken spaghetti, or pot roast? Hmm no let's all 35 of us go rush the sandwich line, get that cold bologna and mayo on white bread. Lettuce and tomato? Nah, no need.'
Grossness aside, two meals a day of that can NOT be healthy.
Wow we have very different tastes in food. I love all meats from horse to rabbit.
Ps grizzly is my favorite meat of all time, its even better the moose meat.
Hotdogs are amazing in ramen w/ a overeasy egg. Canadian bacon all fryed up like leather cut up into instant coffee is great when i go tenting.
I dont know why they dont sell skillets no more.
Shadow are you some kind of Canadian mountain man, I'm confused. How do you get wi-fi in your log cabin.
I will eat pricey beef dogs on occasion and just keep telling myself that makes them okay, but hotdogs really are disgusting, Look up a video on how they're made sometime.
Processed meats kind of squick me out all together honestly. Sometimes I'll eat Spam with eggs or rice but that's about it. (And it continues to baffle me how people are like gross! GROSS!!! about Spam, while happily horking down hotdogs. Spam is just pork shoulder and salt. You never know, or never want to know what you're getting with a hotdog...)
1 no i always take a package of bologna with me when i go tenting.
2 i did, it didn't change my opinion of them because they still taste great.
3 mmmmh fryed spam w/ onions and lots of pepper sprinkleed on top. *mouth starts watering*
Hey! You do not question the sanctity of hot dogs. That's forbidden area territory, there. They are delicious.
Hot dogs can be okay, I've had the higher quality kinds, they're fine. But yes, some "meat" products have no business existing.
Mayo is only good for deli sandwhiches you monsters
Short answer, no.
Long answer, still no.
1/8, no neg criticism plz, only positive and constructive.
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wat r u talking about?
iavatus im asking
y r u so mane?
And another thread bites the dust. Thanks Seth!
(how many are we up to now?)
Aw damn I was trying to fix that emoticon. Apparently the image comes along with a link to the forum I ripped it from embedded, whoops.
Brennon and his many clones will burn all the threads to the ground.
Every single week, we'll just vote off another Brennon alt.
C'mon Steve, it's not Brennon. One of them SAID they weren't Brennon, remember? Are you trying to imply a troll might...lie? On the internet???
Look, they're obviously all separate people who popped up at the same time Brennon did and all type exactly the same way. Everything else aside, let's not have that in question. I won't stand for it.
P.S. If the puppet show migrates to this thread, I absolutely FORBID you all to respond to any of it. This is a happy thread, about coleslaw and mayonnaise.
Shhhhhhh, he's coming.
I thought you didn't like mayonnaise? Ò_Ô
Edit : lol
Just a little progress report
Pages so far: 26
Mayonnaise victims: 4
Romance subplots: 9
The cabbage shredding scene is quite gruesome, lol, maybe I should up the maturity rating for those who aren't edgy enough to handle it.
I made a pitcher of "sweet" tea with roughly two cups of salt before.