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Fresh Meat: Baiting and Hooking Thread

10 months ago
@BigBadLycan : Exactly how big are you?

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10 months ago
@Biomaxas : What, exactly, is going on with that username? Are you a biomass? A biological axe? Christmas in a biodome?

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@Superta2

What makes you so super, and have you read the works of Nietzsche?  

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10 months ago

No, no, it's short for Supertan.  They are a bronzed diety.

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10 months ago

  It sounds as if he is objectifying brown people to fulfill his fetishes.  

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10 months ago
@gamecreator What games have you created? Or are you planning on creating some here? Or were you created by a game?

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10 months ago
Also, are you the same Gamecreator from audiogames.net?

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10 months ago
@sidewinderviper I'm confused as to how you have fingers to type with. Or perhaps, just disturbed.

Would you take it the wrong way if I decapitated you with a garden hoe in my garage?

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10 months ago

A snake's tongue is quite flexible after all, though it takes an awful lot of pressure to press on each key. Flexible, but flimsy. And no, I wouldn't hold a hoe against you - if you can catch my side-winding ass, that is.

But wouldn't having a sssuper sssneaky sssnek as a backyard pet much more fun?

Thanks for the welcome! I'm psyched to have found another interactive fiction/writing forum. Admittedly, I only heard about the existence of this site via CoG recently, but I'm surprised I haven't came across this place before - I've been searching for IF on and off for years, so this is pretty sweet. I've been a reader/player of IF, but I'm interested in expanding that into writing my own in time. 

Thanks again, and perhaps maybe try not to lop my head off?

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10 months ago
Oh wow. A newbie that can...form sentences and stuff. I'm so happy I'm crying. Welcome to the site, and don't worry, I have a reputation for it but I haven't actually done any snake murder since I move into town and away from the ongoing rattlesnake orgy my grandpa's house was apparently built upon.

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10 months ago

Not since you went on a rampage and butchered Steve just for fun. What happened to him anyway?

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10 months ago
Indeed, welcome, snaky-person. And yes, mizal is literally crying now. Thanks a lot.

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Thank you! 

However, I shan't apologize for making dear mizal cry - they are happy tears, after all ... even if I am a tad bit surprised that forming proper sentences is, apparently, rare on a reading/writing forum LOL

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>forming proper sentences is, apparently, rare on a reading/writing forum LOL I see where you're coming from, but, being on the forum a few years ago during the Warrior Cats and roleplay era would have made you lose the ability to ever again feel anything at all. Also your snake is weirding me out, it's like you're Steve's less evil twin.

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Funnily enough, I come from a post-by-post RP background [the likes of Proboards, Invisionfree, and Jcink ... in order of most-ancient to least-ancient] and while I never dared dipped a toe into the world that is Warrior Cats [or any other type of anthropomorphic mess], I've seen those sites around so I can empathize with the struggle. That, and bad writers/poor character developers/logic-means-fuck-all-in-storyteling types in general, regardless of the site's fandom or setting.

Pardon, I'm getting bad RP flashbacks. I digress - for now, as I'm sure I'll find some way to insert my shit RP experiences into some unwitting person's thread.

My snake av was a quick lazy choice via Google images :( I wanted my usual silly snake emjoi Android style but alas, I was too lazy to downsize the file to make it fit. Perhaps I'll invoke the Red Viper for its next iteration. 

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10 months ago

Haha it's a play on big bad wolf as Lycan means werewolf. I'll just leave it to your imagination as to why I got called one though.

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Knowing a little more about the imaginations of our members than you do, I'm not sure I would recommend that.

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Well at least they'll have fun with it.

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Very nice, glad you were able to stop in here!

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No problem, thanks for the welcome. I plan to be pretty active on here. I love writing stories and this site seemed pretty good for what I want to do.

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10 months ago
Stop that.

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Could you, perhaps, not?

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I did not start this.  I merely finished it.

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That's fair

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@StoneMonkeyy Why are there so many "e" sounds at the end of your name?

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@ZombieGirl How long have you been a zombie? Do you eat things other than brains?

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I'm calling HR. 

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@Falon21

Do you have a wolf-hawk hybrid fursona?

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@X1233 Did you really have 1,232 other accounts first?

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10 months ago
@ThatBlondGuy are you legally blond? Also, how many epilogues of Rogues have you found so far?

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@ReubenST Is that pronounced as all one word, "Reubenst?" Like a reuben sandwitch, but with the end of "first" after it?

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@NotNycto You're Nycto, aren't you?

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Funny story there. He's actually not. Lol.

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wink

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@Abdojrgpgh

What would it take to get a recording of you saying your own username ten times fast?

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10 months ago

A recording of you saying my username ten times fast.

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10 months ago
Damn this one's sharp.

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10 months ago
Good call

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@ZeoNyph

Who are they, and why do they call you ZeoNyph at night?  Is that your stripper name?  If so, where can we see you perform?  

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10 months ago

I don't think there would be anyone like me(which is why a name like ZeoNyph was used because nobody in their right minds would choose that), and I'll perform a little ritual on your dead corpse if you want.

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10 months ago

So you are they then.  Fascinating.  Have you sought professional treatment yet?  

I suppose you could, but I don't know if my father would be pleased with that.  

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No, and I don't intend to.

Also, why would your father be pleased (or not) with me seeking professional treatment? 

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I think he would be apathetic to that.  

I meant more your performing of your ritual on my corpse.  Most unwholesome.  

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10 months ago

Well then, I hope you last long enough to see the look on your father's face when I perform the ritual...

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Me too, because I doubt you will.  

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We'll see 'bout that.

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10 months ago

Perhaps.  Perhaps not.  It all depends if you even manage to reach that point in a state of sapience.  

Which reminds me, have you read Necromancer yet?

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10 months ago

No, but I've read EternalGround Zero, and Innkeeper.

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Those are all excellent stories.  Ground Zero is the story that made me love this site.  Did you read all the paths of each?  

I recommend reading Necromancer very highly.  It is one of my favorites.  

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Took me a while to get the 4 epilogues in Ground Zero.

I managed to get most of the endings in Eternal, the first being Eternal Paragon.

As for Innkeeper, I don't remember whether I read through all the paths or not...

I'll give Necromancer a try.

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It's pretty easy to read everything as long as you make use of the back button.  It can definitely be time-consuming though.  XD

Eternal Paragon is the happy ending with Ulivik or whatever his name is, right?  If so, that is one of my favorites.  

Good.  It's amazing.  

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10 months ago

You're thinking of Eternal Bane.

Eternal Paragon is when you managed to create a race of Eternal Ubermensch by eliminating the sterility problem allowing them to breed naturally.

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Oh, that's right.  Bane of Rask and all.  Thank you.  

This is what happens when I don't look up words.  

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I've gone through the Dark Order path in Necromancer.

You're right, it is amazing!

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You reached the epilogue, I assume?  

Yes, that's my favorite of the two main branches, but the other one is good in a different way.  I am happy to hear you liked it.  Which end was your favorite so far?  

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Yet to start the other path, so I'll let you know...

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I didn't mean necessarily official end; and end game page counts as an end to me, but please do.  

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@AndTheyDrownUs

What was it like to be drowned with your brethren?  

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10 months ago

Why don't you come and find out?

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Why, that's very mind of you to invite me.  

I'll have to decline though, as my phone is not waterproof and cannot leave my person for so long.  

Was it the sirens?

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10 months ago

Oh, no my good sir, I'm afraid it was The Kraken. Sirens got half my crew though.

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Only half?  That's quite interesting, but I suppose after forty days at sea, some will have moved on from any interest in females.  

Is the Kraken still out there?  I have some research for a possible story. 

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10 months ago

The second half all shared my obsession with Jason Momoa so we were safe. 

Probably, though good luck getting close enough to study it; bugger's smart as hell

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10 months ago
Personally, I would have asked *why* they drown you.

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Why not?

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Because you could be more useful as a slave.  

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I mean, you're not wrong.

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I feel like your name should be part of a poem. Most likely an emo one. Please write it and get back to us.

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"We all carry these things inside that no one else can see
They hold us down like anchors. They drown us out at sea"

Chelsea Smiles - Bring Me the Horizon.

"Emo poem" is pretty spot on XD

I can write you a new one if you want me to. It'd be pretty awful though

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EMOOOOO

You should write a new one.

 

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Lol working on it, very slow going. It will be absolute garbage but at least it'll rhyme

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@Deathdog How much fun are dead puppies?

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That one AYT keeps posting is pretty cute tbf.

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@Haoie You've been here for almost 7 years. Will the curse be lifted now? Can you speak to us?

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Hush, looks like one of those rare ones that actually reads stories, please don't disturb him.

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@generater What sorts of things do you generate? Could you, perhaps, generate us a well written CYOA? Or at least a short story or a poem?

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@Raccoon_Yew so are you half animal, half plant?
Raccoons are vile abominations, by the way. Very evil. They even kill poor, defenseless chickens! Please consider not being one anymore.

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10 months ago
It was a typo, they're actually just a Jewish raccoon.

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This's complicated then. Killing Jews is obviously bad. But raccoons need to die. Hmm.

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A jewish raccoon? Damn well that isn't something you don't see every often.

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10 months ago
@TheRealShaq I strongly question whether you are the real Shaq.

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I am indeed the realest Shaq. No other Shaq is quite as real as I. Any doubters will be dunked on. 

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10 months ago
Seems legit

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I can assure you, Mr. Ogre11, that you are 100% correct in this. I am the real Shaq, as my name implies. 

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Ohhhhhh I see the avatar selfie now. Sorry to have doubted you.

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All is forgiven. If there's one thing training in the ancient arts of Shaq Fu have taught me, it's that "forgiveness is the key to selling merchandise" -Shaq Fu Secret Texts (Volume 2, Chapter 17). 

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10 months ago

Watch out for his bricks aka free throws. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1pmG-yiqms

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How could you say such things about my free throw shooting? It was all part of my master plan to promote my line of Hack-a-Shaq protective body armor. Whether it worked or not is still up for debate. According to the numbers it didn't, but we know numbers always lie. 

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10 months ago
@FariyFlare Did you typo your username? You can tell us if you did, it's okay, some of us might not laugh at you.

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Nope. I did when I first used it on another site and it just stuck lol. Thanks for asking though :)

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At least you capitalized it.  

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@SlitherLord Tell us how you became Lord of the Slithers. e: ooh and cool comment on Briar's game, I hadn't thought of any of the characters like that.

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Snakes are cold-blooded predators in every sense; strangling their opponents, using poison, and even eating their own kin to survive. They are the silent denizens of a dog eats dog world and the accept it with all the glory a reptile can muster up. Crocs and lizards may attempt to recreate the same foreboding air given by off by a snake but to what length? The serpent family is one of the most feared groups of creatures for a reason; their notoriety leaves even the most ferocious beasts just anxious to get away from their line of sight(my mother for example). I dearly wish to be like these elegant but deadly creatures so I have taken it upon myself to learn their way of life. To slither one must twist, coil and oscillate towards their goals whether it may be seen as callous or conniving. Everybody has a title to call themselves and while I may not be the Lord of Snakes(one day) I sure am the Lord of Slithering.

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10 months ago

So you're a scalie. 

Alright.  You do you, man.  

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...I think I need to explain myself there in a bit more detail, I respect the way they have to survive and wish to imitate their stance on achieving objectives in life. I don't want to be like them in the physical sense(I enjoy having limbs) and while they are alluring critters they can't compare to good old human anatomy(36-24-36). 

But if I could smash a dragon I would[Game of Thrones style].

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Yep.  This one's a scalie. 

@BradinDvorak I found you a friend.  

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I'm very glad you clarified the way in which you would like to 'smash' a dragon, yes. And although we now have four snake people on this site, based on your explanation I think you deserve to be the official one. You may now eat Steve24833. sidewinderviper, and Rattler whenever you wish.

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10 months ago

A challenger arrives to take Steve's place

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@almostsophie What's stopping you from being Sophie? Did your parents plan to name you that, but made a mistake because they're dyslexic, and you're Sophei now?

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@SkiesOfChaosAndRed

No questions, just, I fuckin love your name and you better write some badass stories to live up to it.

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Thank you, I'm working on some stories at the moment, but I'm a very slow writer. I hope that when I (eventually) post them, they're badass enough to meet your expectations. 

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10 months ago
@Greenface What happened to your face???

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10 months ago

Sounds like a bad comic book villain.

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@MrKevinClass Are you an entire class of middle schoolers? Or are you just Kevin and you have a lot of class?

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@TwilightWoven Are you actually woven from the fabric of twilight or is that just a misconception?

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@Mayana hello are you new?  Would you like to join the discord, great place for conversing and getting to know the CYS community.

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Hello, kind sir! It's so nice of you to welcome me. This seems like such a nice and friendly community so far. :) What stories would you recommend to a newbie like me?
I'll pass on the Discord, though. I am just too shy.

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10 months ago

Poor, poor child. 
I would very much recommend stories like Love SICK, Eternal, Necromancer, Silver Horn Silver Hooves, Inseparable (a heart warming story about the power of friendship no matter what happens).  

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Thank you, mister Corgi. I will make sure to (re)read all of them.
But, are you certain that the last one is about friendship? I thought it was a love story! Have I been reading it wrong? :(

... or perhaps you're just a retard.

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oh no its definitely....."friendship"

Certainly not the warmest of friendships either, as one of them can be rather cold and a bit rigid in their personality at times.

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@chroniclegrump

Regale me with the chronicles of how you became a grump, assuming that is where your name came from.  

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Ah, it's an old username - it came from my relative's mumblings of how I was such a critic when it came to movies, TV shows, books, etc. and so I figured I'd mix one of my favorite movies at the time (Chronicle, 2012) with my being a grump. Not exactly a thrilling tale, but an honest origin story.

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Chronicle is a good movie and caring enough to not just mindlessly consume all media without thinking about it at all is good too, so I approve.

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Sometimes media is meant to be consumed without thought, like EVERY Adam Sandler movie.

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It was more that I thought it sounded whimsical than my lauding my tendency to be overly-critical in any fashion xD Nonetheless, I appreciate the approval! Also....Jack and Jill...*shudders*

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yeah... the thought of adam sandler dressed in drag doesnt nessesarily brighten my day...

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@cricket where does yours come from? (do you just like crickets?)

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Oh no, no. You've got it all wrong. She's an actual slithering vermin of disgust who has tainted the fair name of all crickets globally! You know. many years ago she was once human, but then decided to take part in a polymorphism experiment of a mad scientist! Since she became a cricket, she has done nothing but besmirch their name; which is why she was outcasted from her tribe of crickets and now she lurks this site, because she has nothing better to do.

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10 months ago

Giving away my secrets to the noobs, eh, Shouja?

You know what we do to rats around here?

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10 months ago

Burn them in the eternal fire of endmaster's wrath? 

or...or feed them to the crickets?! 

No...I don't wanna be food for those disgusting, fake imitations of butterflies!!!  crying

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10 months ago

I don't eat faggots.  That's GAY.  

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10 months ago

release them a safe distance from your home?

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A few years ago, probably just before I found this site for the first time, I was making a LINE ID, and I wanted something gender neutral.  I used to name myself things like Lady'x' or after famous generals or something, but this time I wanted something I would use the same username for other things with.  I thought "I like crickets.  Crickets are cool.  I'm cool.  I shall be The Cricket Master."

Then when I made an account either here or Discord (whichever came first) I became simply Cricket.  

 

Interesting story with yours.  Thank you for sharing.  :)

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10 months ago

I never shared my story...

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10 months ago

I think she's referring to my post.

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Oh, I see that now.  You should get a profile picture so I know you are not the same as all the other noobs without one.  

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10 months ago

i see furry pfp here i come >:)

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10 months ago

I like the self-awareness.  It looks good on you.  

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10 months ago

Thank you! *bows*

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I should probably tell the story behind my name though, huh?

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If you know what's good for you

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back in good old middle school (when i was still a guy)me and my ex best friend were making superhero characters, and I came up with Myrra. Myrra then became a dungeons and dragons character (tabaxi ranger/rogue). Myrra soon got promoted to my fursona (not my pfp) and now real life nickname. (my real name is Clara.)

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10 months ago

"Ex-best friend"

Ah, the difficulties of those who talk to people IRL.  

Interesting.  

Thank you for sharing your first name, by the way.  I'll add that to your file.  

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I had an ex girlfriend who was exclusively ldr

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I'm not looking for a girlfriend right now.  Sorry.  

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No Im just saying I spend most of my time online, but school y'know

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Me too. 

Still not interested though.  Sorry.  

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10 months ago

stop implying shit

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10 months ago

I find you oddly amusing for some reason and wish to add you to my CYSfiction story.  Remind me you exist eight months to one year from now, Myrra Myrra on the wall.

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10 months ago

is CYSfiction a thing???

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10 months ago

Oh yes.  Check out the Creative Corner for all sorts of wonders, site history, and in-jokes.  

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10 months ago

sounds like smut but ok

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10 months ago

You have a dirty and perverse mind.  

Read the rules.  NO PORN ALLOWED.  

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10 months ago

I never said it was just sounds like CYSfiction would have lemons

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10 months ago

We aren't degenera--Sorry.  Couldn't type that with a straight face.  

 

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10 months ago

I foresee your time here being very short.

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And you were just starting to like her too.  

Mizal could've had someone to discuss yiffsonas with or...something.  Whatever furries do when they aren't wearing fur suits at public events and purring at children whose parents don't know any better.  

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10 months ago

Don't think Mizal is that into the furry stuff.  Its still a blurry thing really.

Anyways, we all know Mizal is way cooler than your average Furyite in any case.  

 

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Mizal is probably way cooler than me

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She is a little cool sometimes, yes.  Certainly fearsome.  Don't listen when Mayana says she's the nice mod.  

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10 months ago

Furry by proxy

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10 months ago

explain "by proxy" (context not definition)

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AFAIK, liking or associating with things that happen to be—but not because they are—considered "furry." Though someone correct me if I'm wrong.

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10 months ago

fair enough. im just a degenerate

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10 months ago

i was just joking jeez... I poke fun at any fanfic my friends write/read calling it lemons and whatever

i dont want to be banned :(

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10 months ago

You should have tagged EndMaster.  Then this whole mess could have been avoided, but no~

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10 months ago

If you ever say that to me ever again I swear to god I will pass away

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10 months ago

Shall we test that?  

You should tag EndMaster three times.  He is really cool, and I am sure you would like to meet him.

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10 months ago

Don’t tag EndMaster. That will -without a doubt- get you banned.

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10 months ago

so Ive been told...

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10 months ago

I’ve been looking through forums recently. Mayana and Cricket like to trick people into tagging, subsequently getting them banned. They may be super convincing, but don’t trust it. Tagging EndMaster is always a trap.

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10 months ago

You'll shut your trap if you know whats good for you...

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10 months ago

Yes I will. Bye now

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10 months ago

I like how we're just in constant danger of being banned now xD

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10 months ago

Once you have made your presence known, you have set your path towards either glory or destruction.  Time will tell which it is, but one thing is certain.  You cannot choose to not be on a path.  

 

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10 months ago

I feel like I’ve managed to stay neutral by talking like less than once a month in discord as well as making questionable comments every once in a while. Ok, I guess I am much better than everyone else who has joined after me, but then again there hasn’t been much competition.

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10 months ago

You're my favorite autistic child, but, no, you are not neutral.  

Neutrality is an illusion.   Every thing you do affects you.   

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10 months ago

What path do you think you are on? I’m guessing glory?

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10 months ago

I would certainly hope so.  I doubt I am going towards destruction, but time will tell.

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10 months ago

What types of decisions would lead a user towards destruction (I’m trying to avoid it).

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10 months ago
  • Being a retard,
  • tagging EndMaster 3 times,
  • writing shitty stories,
  • shitposting,
  • not doing what the admins tell you to,
  • writing about Warrior Cats or porn,
  • writing a story that has incorrect information about bees, as well as bee on woman rape,
  • being Kiel,
  • being a retard.
Tl;DR: Being a retard.

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10 months ago

Got it. Thanks for the help. :)

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10 months ago

Add being a faggot to the list too.  It falls under retard in some ways, but there are differences.

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10 months ago

Sorry if this sounds like a stupid request, but define “faggot” in this context.

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10 months ago

Whiny bitch, more or less

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10 months ago

Ok. I’ll avoid being a whiny bitch.

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10 months ago

Cricket, I feel like you switched the signs on the ‘glory’ and ‘destruction’ doors at the entrance to CYS and that’s why there’s so many noobs tagging EndMaster.

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10 months ago

*hides hammer*

Why, I'd never!  How could you make such base statements about my character, Autistic?  You make it sound as if I try to weed out the inferior and mentally deficient like some...some...some NAZI!

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10 months ago

:O

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10 months ago

This...this is treason, treason against the kingdom of CYStia itself! Nobody except for the supreme rulers are authorised to change the infrastructure! You deserve death! Now...where did I keep my bottle of insecticide?

 

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10 months ago

Jokes on you.  I used it all to eliminate my competition.  Now I am the most powerful cricket on the face of the earth.  

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10 months ago

@StoryPerson Do you like to read or write stories, or do you like stories for a different reason? Do you Identify as genderless?

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10 months ago

who's storyperson?

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10 months ago

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10 months ago

@rebelfe4r are you really a rebel? If so, which part of Syria are you from?

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10 months ago
@DrQuin

Medicine woman???? My mom and I used to love your show even though in hindsight, it was pretty bad.

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10 months ago
@SugarSkullZombie

....oh, you're not a newbie after all. Nevermind, carry on.

Are you just randomly dropping back by the site after five years?

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10 months ago
@TreeCancer Okay I'm gonna have to demand an explanation for your choice of username as well as profile.

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10 months ago
At least their name could make for some fun insults. For example, if they write a story, you could comment that it was so bad, it gave even trees cancer.

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10 months ago

@TheBaron

What are you the baron of, and how long have you had the idea for the storygame you are writing?

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10 months ago

That's easy, the esteemed barony of Neualtenoberniederburg. Unfortunately the jacobin and anti-monarchist world order has not deemed it esteemed enough to include on their maps.

Regarding my storygame, I came up with the idea a few days ago after originally planning on doing a fantasy one. I have an interest in the Thirty Years War and unfortunately most people don't know much about it, so I thought I'd do something more unique.

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10 months ago

That is an injustice, but your rule comes from above rather than mortal judgments. 

It is a cool subject.  The Thiirty Year's War was something I thought was really interesting but never got around to studying in depth.  You include the part where the Bohunks throw each other out of windows, right?  

 

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10 months ago

Unfortunately the story takes place about ten years after the defenestration of Prague, so no. But I'm planning on including a codex explaining the background of the Thirty Years War, and it is certainly an important event.

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10 months ago

lol I hope its titled "The Ten Years After the Thirty Years War"

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10 months ago

I see.  That's too bad, but maybe you will be able to do it justice in the background anyway.  

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10 months ago
Lol, I'd never actually heard of this. I thought you'd used defenestration incorrectly and I was able to bust through the wall with a dictionary but no, that is really what they call it, huh.

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10 months ago
@Devilmaycry53142 You've had that account a long time, you should say hi! Also you narrowly avoided getting banned twice by reflex lol. You popped in at a dangerous time, we were shotgunning middle school zombies left and right.

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10 months ago
@gorefreak2 It cannot be changed. I'm sorry! People have done worse things here as tweens and teens, don't feel too bad.

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10 months ago
@Benajah765

Just noticed your profile says you're in the 6th grade. Well hey congrats on not being obnoxious and aggressively retarded, I'm impressed. Do you have any advice to give all the other 12 year olds on the site?

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10 months ago

Um...thanks? I guess?

So...my advice to other 12 years is...don't be stupid. Lurk for a while, and learn the rules.

And wow. I just got tagged. 

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That's wonderful advice. It's a shame that most people who need it would never follow it. You seem to be much smarter than even many of us older people are, so keep it up!
How is your story going by the way? I've only checked the description so far, but it seems like a good start. We need more well written stories, so go, write! :)

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10 months ago

I think my story is going pretty well...

Finding the motivation to work on it is the hardest part.

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10 months ago
Oh, that's easy. Just ask EndMaster to ban you if you don't publish your story before date x. Problem solved! :P

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10 months ago

Oh...uh, maybe something less major.

I've told people to DEMAND that I work on my story, and Cricket did, so that helped.

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10 months ago
Hmm. Do you care about points? Then you could bet some. Sure, you only have a few now, but you can always bet more than you have. Nothing bad will happen. ;)

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10 months ago

@Benajah765 You'll be certainly someone I'll be interested to watch. Like the others said you don't see people like you that often, very aware for your age. Stay like that and you'll survive.

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10 months ago

Okay, thanks. Just don't be a stalker.

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10 months ago

How assumative of you to say that of me. But don't worry, you certainly aren't the first victi...individual to say that :p

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10 months ago

...That's nice.

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10 months ago

Yes,yes it is. 

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10 months ago

Oh no, I think the boy might've gone to avoid any nightmares caused by the words I said :p

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10 months ago

Or maybe he's busy. Or maybe he just doesn't want to talk to you.

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10 months ago
The latter seems believable. Or he could be, y'know, writing.

I will commit to yelling at Ben for progress updates periodically.

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10 months ago

Yeah, the latter is most likely it. Having a tendency to creep or to softly say 'intimidate' people effectively has been with me in both social and real life.

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10 months ago

I AM AT SCHOOL.

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10 months ago
Oh right! Because you're 12! And you're paying attention in class, how novel. I wonder if there's any correlation between that and not being stupid.

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10 months ago

I'm in choir right now, and we're on our computers.

Yes. I sing.

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10 months ago

I fail to imagine the probability of singing in a choir and being on the computer at the same time :p

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10 months ago

We're just looking online for our next concert songs, we're not really singing right now.

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10 months ago

In reality, the class is dicking around online and the teacher doesn't feel like teaching. Sounds like a typical Monday.

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10 months ago

Why would anyone do that?  I thought the point of a class was to give you a period of time in which there was nothing to do but be on the Internet.

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10 months ago

Wow. Someone actually called me Ben. I like that.

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10 months ago
My friends and I all played MUDS constantly in the 6th grade and managed to not get banned, much like we managed to pass classes and not get expelled. Basic literacy and ability to adapt to social situations and follow simple rules at an age that for most of human history was considered practically adulthood is not something I began to consider all that special until recent years. Now it's like you could lock most 12-15 year olds in a chimpanzee exhibit at a zoo and they could probably learn more about how to get along and not be a fucktard than they ever did at home or school, while the literacy levels would remain about on par with their hosts.

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10 months ago

@The_Broken_God

Why are you broken? Did someone hit you too hard? Or is it because no one believes in you anymore?

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10 months ago

I honestly don’t know. I woke up in this world, not really sure what happened. I get random flashes of memory, flashbacks leading into a past I know nothing about, yet seems strangely familiar. I am the Broken God, because I often see myself in my flashbacks as all-powerful, and all-knowing. The only problem is, I was trapped here, with no recollection of my past except for the flashbacks mentioned before. 

 

Ha ha, just kidding, I chose this username because it seems cool. 

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10 months ago

It’s from the SCP wiki

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10 months ago

How did you know?

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10 months ago

I read about it one time and remembered when I saw your name. 

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10 months ago

@TurnipBandit do you steal turnips? Or raid the Turnip Kingdom of Turnimia? Or do you just really crave turnips? 

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I was but a lowly turnip serf living under the tyrannical rule of the Beetsheviks. Fed up with the injustices brought upon the turnip people of my homeland, I escaped our meager farm and began to attack Beetshevik convoys wherever I found them, returning stolen goods to the people. The authorities began hunting for me, calling me a turnip bandit. It is a title said in whispered voices by my enemies, and with reverent praise by my supporters. Holy Farmer willing, the Beetsheviks will be driven out of our lands and peace will return to the land. But until then I continue on. For with the Holy Farmers support we will be victorious and be one step closer to the embrace of the One Who Tills.

Nah, I just came up with that story on the spot. To be honest its a much more mundane story than that. I was waiting for a train and an old woman dropped her bag of vegetables. When I went to help her pick them up she started screaming "Turnip bandit" over and over and my squad mates (and little sister) never let me live it down. I figured it was as good a username as any.

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10 months ago
Lol, the real story is way funnier actually. Ah, those eccentric old people, what will they do next.

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10 months ago

I'm glad you enjoyed it. I'll be sure to just stick with the real story next time. The other story was just a poor attempt at being clever while walking home from work. I really have to stop trying to be clever.

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10 months ago

@KeyOfShadows what kind of doors can you open? 

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10 months ago

@OneEyedCloud01

What caused you to become one eyed? How can a cloud be one eyed in the first place? 

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10 months ago
@RogerDodger

Congrats on the best registration date. It can only be surpassed on this day next year.

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10 months ago
@Unbested

Same.

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10 months ago

@GayE

Are you hear because Mama C and Papa D kicked you out when they heard the news?  

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10 months ago

@FlyingBricc

why do briccs fly?

 

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10 months ago
@EnterChaos

That's an interesting name. How do you plan to live up to it?

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10 months ago
@APigWithAHat

I have been seeing you online a lot. I just wanted you to know I consider it history's greatest tragedy you don't have a profile pic of your name.

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10 months ago
@NightBirdBlue yeah whatever you're not a noob but damn, how many works in progress do you have?

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9 months ago
@Poopandpeeindatoilet
What other sagely wisdom can you share with us?

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4 months ago

@FREEHUGS12345, is that like a countdown, like on "6" I better be there or lose my free hug?

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4 months ago

@aayres22, let's get real--your real name is "ayres" but you want to appear at the top of any alphabetized list, didn't you?

 

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4 months ago
Feel free to make a new thread, this one is kind of unwieldy.