It seems to me that the people on this site have been wounded by something old and powerful that has now been vanquished. I observe signs of it everywhere.
When I search up chooseyourstory.com on Google, I see "chooseyourstory.com warrior cats" as a search suggestion. I scroll down the LGBT Pride Thread and recoil in horror. I cry out in fear at night as I think of Steve's ugly snake icon.
Every day, I wander through the forums and spy sinners groveling at the feet of the masters to forgive their sins or offer them new life. I listen to prophets warning against a return to corruption, and no one can speak the name of Erin Hunter (forgive me). I need to understand the pain this site has been through, to hear the fears of the past reborn in the voices of the ancients.
What has happened here? Who has hurt you? (feel free to overdramatize the history of this site)
A lot of dramatic shit has happened on the site, most of which I probably don't know of. But i'm pretty sure my greatness makes up for everything.
In the age of Cats,
The world was unformed, shrouded by fog,
A land of long arguments, freeform, and everlasting faggots.
But then 3J returned for a few seconds.
With 3J came disparity. Flame wars and chill shit, life and banishment, and, of course, light and dark.
Then, from the dark they came,
And found the souls of Mods within the flame.
Sethaniel, the Mod that is dead,
The Witch of Farren and his children of whininess.
Berka, the Lord of Hammers, and his faithful kitten-smashers
And the furtive, bitter assholes that were never promoted and made up the rest of the userbase.
And with the strength of Mods, they challenged the faggots.
Berka's mighty hammer crushed and bent their cat bones,
The bitches weaved great shitstorms,
Sethaniel unleashed a miasma of salt and then silence,
And Derpbacon the wolflike betrayed his own, and the Warrior Cats were no more.
Thus began the age of Flames
But soon, the flames will fade and only darkness will remain.
Even now, there are only embers and the users see not flames but endless dormancy.
And amongst the living, there are still a lot of stupid faggots talking out of their asses all the time.
Just remembered that I needed to go in and directly change the front text and names all those zombie WC stories that wouldn't completely delete so at least the names wouldn't pop up anymore.
Not sure if it's going to work to prevent the google search wc tie to this place though.
This thread cracked me up. Still, I was expecting something more interesting, given the title.
Don't really know what happened to WC, since that was before my time, but seriously, there are enough sites out there dedicated to the series, so this one doesn't need to be, too. But if you're wondering about the "what could have been" for CYS, do feel free to check out this site (personally I'd recommend the Boneclan link, but unfortunately the paths don't go very far).
Yeah, personally I was expecting a rant about my torturous childhood/ experience in 'Nam. For example: Back in 'Nam, my father nearly fragged me because he was tired of me telling him to bomb the communists. My mother was no help because she kept trying to imprison homegrown homosexuals. Or was it communists? I forget.
Don't tell me all the WC games were like what I just experienced. No wonder they had to be removed. Anyways, I love the Wikipedia/8-year-old grammar aesthetic.
Awfully strange how much WC fans act like actual feral cats.
I happened. Well, that was only important to me. Then WC happened. Then I realized that my username's initials were WC. So, logically, 2 squared is 3, so Illumati confirmed, and I wish I could change my username.
I also wish that was a feature. Maybe post in the Wishing Well?
Oh yeah, that exists!
Fucking balls that was the dark ages of CYS
Damn that's one pissed puppy.
I'm going to piss on you, and then you're mine
Nah I already have an owner, she pisses on me verbally but not physically.
I do not recognize verbal piss, only the physical liquid form, so therefore, you are free to be claimed. Hold on, let me drink a lot of vodka to make it extra raunchy for ya.
Yeah plus I don't want a face full of vodka piss.
Last time Puppy did any major posting, it was in a quality thread.
I guess we'll soon see if lightning strikes twice for him.
It is quite the interesting coincidence.
EDIT: Even more interesting is Puppy and Funky share the same IP as RoyalGhost.
Yeah I already did that as soon as I found them.
I'm quite worried about the for now that you stuck at the end of that sentence
Why though? I would die of grief.
See, you can all say I'm an asshole, but it's always faggots that I target.
Shut the fuck up, Steve.
Kill yourself and stop wasting resources we might need for when Eugenics means people aren't as fucked up and useless and someone with a brain and 46 chromosomes could use them.
If everyone followed the beliefs of Eugenics, you'd be the first to be executed, trust me. Someone who can't even proofread his stories and spell correctly doesn't deserve a place on this earth.
Could you two at least take this shit into PMs?
Yes, because insulting the guy trolling around with alts is now something that Minnie will not put up with on his beloved forums. Fuck off, cock-stain.
Hey, i'm all for insulting the trolls, i'm just asking you to do it in PMs so the forums aren't flooded with derailments.
I see no need, the best parts of the forums is shit like this, plus the thread served its purpose of informing some random asshole about warrior cats, and now it has a new purpose. If you wanted to bitch, maybe you shouldn't have gotten into that weird-ass conversation about your master verbally pissing on you with an obvious troll, you hypocritical shitstack. Or is that the exception to the rule?
Fair point, I should proofread my stories, like you do to all yours, like... oh yeah, you're a failure. Alrighty then.
I don't know... failure seems kind of subjective. In my eyes you're a failure for not being able to think outside of set fantasy tropes and cliches.
Please, which set fantasy tropes and cliches?
Mainly Prophecy. It was enjoyable if you could get past the boredom, cliches, and constant errors.
Comment on Prophecy.
This story was very entertaining. There isn't much I can say that hasn't already been said, and the only errors I uncovered was the many typos and the constant use of the word 'site' instead of 'sight', and some random repeating sentences and weird out of place words that felt like it was meant to be on a different path. Otherwise, wonderful work Steve. Well done.
-- RoyalGhost_007 on 7/21/2017 4:22:20 AM with a score of 0
Like I said, it was enjoyable, if you could get past the errors and cliches.? Aren't you just a happy little bubble of know-it-all?
The 'enjoyable' part sounded rather sarcastic in your post.
Ooooh, the sick burnz! Nah, I think I'll sit here and uselessly bicker the fine members of this community.
1. Even if Prophecy was filled with cliches and set fantasy tropes, the fact that my other games don't fall to them would speak that I can easily think past them.
2. Please, give specifics. That'd be nice.
I wouldn't know about your other stories, because I haven't cared enough to read them.
So you don't know if I can think outside those cliches, that's good. But go on, name a few specifics, I'm curious.
I don't have the time or the patience to scour your works. I'm frankly tired of seeing you pop up on every thread I'm in, throwing insults at me at every chance you get.
You literally just said you'd willingly sit here and uselessly bicker with people.
And you literally just said you were tired of the derailment and yet here you, contributing to the said derailment.
You obviously show no signs of stopping the derailments yourself, so it would happen either way.
Thought not. Well, at least it's not as bad as your constant advocation for child molestation. I'd get examples, but frankly I don't have the time or patience to scour your posts.
Well orchestrated, well done Steve! You must be the best author on the sight (wait, isn't it site? Awh, fuck it, I don't feel like changing it) to have come up with such a witty and well thought out comeback! Congratulations! Do you want a medal? How about a contract to write novels, or even some other forms of publishing your stories? Oh wait... you're not good enough to meet that standard.
Well, I'll take the medal, sure.
What a weak comeback. It's just a block of cringy sarcasm.
Like your entire profile?
You can't talk shit about profiles when yours is literally just an excuse as to why you didn't write a real one.
Well, I just did, so sue me.
I don't mind it enough to do that, since it doesn't mean much. Neither does your opinion when your argument skills consist of saying "no u," and using the same line again and again with more sarcasm.
Hate to go with the middle-schooler's typical "what a weak comeback" line, but I can't say I disagree with it. The form is clearly lacking here. You've countered literally nothing he's said, despite him countering your claims in a sarcastic and funny way. You've made a post that not only moves the goalposts (I'm too bored to provide actual examples, so I'll just insult him on a completely different basis that he's not good enough to get published.) but continues rolling on an old point that wasn't very good to begin with. (Site vs. Sight) It wasn't even funny, and it makes you look like you're full of shit. You've undone yourself with a single post of untrained salt. Basic internet should've prepared you for this. Keep those hands up, you featherweight!
Never once have I requested for Steve to notice me.
I haven't read Prophecy or some of Steve's other stories yet, but I actually thought especially 'The Path of Death' broke free really nicely from common Fantasy tropes. I don't think attacking Steve's writing is the way to go here, especially when you haven't written anything yourself yet.
Indeed. I find a few of Steve's stories to be overrated, but nonetheless he is a talented writer.
Well, RG's gone now, time to yell at you. Fuck you, maybe if jerk-offs like you actually bothered to put time into a story rather than shit out a bunch of waste of times for whatever dull reason they wouldn't be.
He's not gone, he just posted about the same time as you posted this.
And for your information I happen to have been working on my current story for the last few days and it's coming along nicely. I'm almost to ten thousand words.
I'm guessing that's for your contest entry?
He got boring. Also, "last few days" makes my fucking point.
Well it's not like I already published it or anything.
Nice use of an insult halfway through; makes it quote-proof even if he still creams himself over all this. I'll get around to reading some others; I'm saving some of the higher rated stories on the site for a rainy day when I'm not writing a contest entry.
Does it? What about you, Mizal? You seem to be all over the forums at any given moment, so how's your contest entry going?
Don't worry, you're both failures.
It's funny because it's true.
LGBT thread? Was that the rant Morgan posted that led to. A big fight and Sethaniel deleted and made a big "this can't happen again." post.
No, it's currently further down the front page.