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Sam's Suicidal Saga

7 months ago

Well unsurprisingly Suicidal Sammy went crawling back to CoG with a new thread about his serial killer edgelord story.

https://forum.choiceofgames.com/t/mass-mother-murderer-the-free-novel-coming-late-february/51018

The funnier bits are the minor jabs at CoG's dedication to their faggot guidelines. One person seemingly decided they went a little too far by mentioning Briar's story and then edited. Fortunately screen shots can preserve what may have been lost!

Sam's Suicidal Saga

one month ago

Hey everyone it's time for TWO MINUTES HATE! Quick, get a good seat or you'll be late for the hate!

So despite grovelling back to CoG, Suicidal Sammy is still trying to push his edgelord story on there even though it's supposed to be published by a different company.

Amusing that the CoG admins allow this sort of profit shilling on there while they scolded Briar, but hardly surprising given their brand of faggotry.

Anyway, a few choice bits of what is mostly a boring thread. Suicidal Sammy has completely sucked the corporate cock and blocked some of his story content through paywall bullshit and trying to defend it. (Even got one of his posts flagged!) Way to be anti-capitalist you overly sensitive narcissistic faggot. Lol

Enjoy!

Sam's Suicidal Saga

one month ago

I was actually thinking about bringing up how hypocritical it was that that thread was allowed. Especially since Avery's story wasn't allowed to be promoted because it might be something CoG finds offensive. MMM is something CoG knows is offensive. Let alone the fact that Samuel is promoting his game that's being sold on a competitors site. It's all around wrong. But hey, CoG has stopped following their own forums rules long ago. I never liked Samuel's stories, or his conduct, but this is a new low for him.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

one month ago
That was my exact reaction, except I'm way past expecting to see any kind of consistency in moderation over there. This would signal that blatant shilling for another company of content that's known and advertised as being too offensive for COG is good and okay though, so I look forward to others taking their cue from that and doing likewise.

That flagged post from Sammy himself is pretty funny though. "I don't care what you, the people who have supported me for years think, 'cause bitches I got money now and you're irrelevant!"

Sam's Suicidal Saga

one month ago

Lol. Just lol.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

one month ago

Samuel really needs to take a second to notice the hole he is digging himself into. His actions have the potential to lose him a lot of fans and sales. He also needs to stop acting like a passive aggressive cunt. Excuse my language.

Oh, and you were mentioned in the thread, Endmaster. Someone wanted you to collaborate with Samuel because you both write "edgy" stories. And apparently Samuel doesn't like you. What a shocker.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

one month ago
Ah. So the 10k advance he and Tevin have been gushing about as part of the pyramid scheme aspect of this, they haven't even seen yet and possibly never will.

This is the first bit of honesty either one of them have had about it.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

one month ago

Fucking perfect. Lol.

Actually the funnier bit is the name calling exchange he mentioned, only one of those is accurate and considering I'm happily married, you can easily guess which one.

Not sure where he's getting the bit where I hate him though, he's free to hate me of course.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

one month ago
Weird he didn't include the context where he called you a Mountain Dew chugging incel....alone in the channel his own fellow COGites had quarantined him to, for multiple hours while frantically tagging various people to come and witness his edge or fight him and so on. Lol.

Sammy is one of those clowns like MeltdownPenguin, just part of the rich ecology over there. Both equally fun to watch when they get hormonal.

Anyway it's cute that you have a shared fanboy/girl/ambiguously gendered thing.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

12 days ago

Wow, they really don't like this Rachel person and a passing snipe to Gower. It's like Mean Girls Two over here!

Sammy outing himself writing more edgelord shit under a feminine pen name. Wearing a dress doesn't disguise rampant faggotry though.

And finally, more Rachel and Samurai story hate

Holy misogyny, that discord looks like a Mountain Dew chugging incel hang out! Lol.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

12 days ago
I don't like the implications of that last sentence. These people are NOT sexist though, End!
They love women very much--especially when they're retarded pokemon with four of those things milk comes out of.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

12 days ago
Something tells me Sammy calling you a "Mountain Dew chugging incel" was him projecting.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

12 days ago

Pretty sure Sammy does a lot of projection what with his oral rape scenes and rim job comments. Lol.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

12 days ago
Someone should pass these to Rachel, lol.

Weird to see all this misogyny coming from someone as liberal as Sammy. I mean, he even came out as a woman named Sarah on the CoG forum not too long ago.

Tevin meanwhile is just being Tevin, lonely incel creeper. This fits exactly what I know of him, given some of the messages he was sending around.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

12 days ago

Probably transphobia as well, since I'm pretty sure Rachel is one of the transfolk.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

11 days ago
Some further hilarity has happened regarding these screenshots, but I'm distracted rn so I'll let someone else record the history.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

11 days ago
Fine, I'll do it myself. So basically, some random third party (or a deep cover CYS agent we forgot about) posted the White Whine screenshots onto Sammy's COG thread. This obviously led to hilarious reactions because now they were all fucked in White Whine. To save their asses, they quickly deleted all text channels. This is what we saw before White Whine was officially destroyed. TL;DR: Sammy and co. are still faggots, but will likely actually face repercussions this time. EDIT: Oh yeah forgot about the business where they flagged Mara for saying not to disrespect the Samurai Rape Story guy because Sammy was shitting on him in a thread that wasn't about him. THERE IS ALSO this stuff involving Kurio's return to the server, where he called them out for just being whiny faggots instead of actually attacking COG like they said they would. They continue to be whiny faggots in response. TL;DR 2: They're still faggots, but also cowardly traitors who aren't willing to fully defect.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

11 days ago
Mean Girls 2.0 I think I know who it was, but in any case if they don't want to take credit then that's their business. Still, poor Sammy, poor Teven, gosh this couldn't have happened to nicer guys... Oh, and apparently they deleted the whole server now. Lol.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

11 days ago
It was Bluefur. She went deep cover, that's why she hasn't done anything on the site in two years.
Also, I'd say "F", but they deserve an "L". So... L

Sam's Suicidal Saga

11 days ago
L

Sam's Suicidal Saga

11 days ago
Commended by mizal on 9/9/2019 6:48:15 PM

 

You're welcome you crazy bastards.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

11 days ago
Stay gold, you magnificent son of a bitch.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

11 days ago
This is beautiful.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

11 days ago

Last I checked the post has 13 likes. 

So obviously people thought Sammy was a douchebag long before we showed up. Lol.l

Sam's Suicidal Saga

12 days ago
COG

Clueless Outrage Genorator?

Sam's Suicidal Saga

9 days ago


"No really I was framed!"

Lmao. The thread was locked, the screenshots finally removed, but he just had to jump back in the hole and start digging deeper.

Someone needs to grab all the screenshots of the conversation he staged with Booze to totally prove his innocence for archival purposes, lol.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

9 days ago

Fucking hell the faggot is just digging a deeper hole. Lol

Really what he should do is come here and just confront us directly.

But of course like Mara said, he’s too cowardly to actually do that, just like he’s too cowardly to own up to being a shitty person that tries to hide his true nature of being a completely fragile narcissistic faggot.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

9 days ago
Sammy thinks he is When really he is Thank you to Kurio, who I shamelessly stole this joke from.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

9 days ago

In case anybody missed this. Somebody pointed out Jason's hypocrisy and he closed the thread and deleted the post. Resizing is hard for me right now, so apologies if it is to big. If somebody would like to fix it or just delete it that's fine by me.

Here's an imgur link if anyone needs it. Link

Sam's Suicidal Saga

9 days ago
You're a Goddamn hero, Turnip.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

9 days ago

Well done

Sam's Suicidal Saga

9 days ago
I saw this post right before it vanished. Glad you saved it. It was thoughtful and polite, so of course Jason destroyed it.

What I'm not following...and admittedly, kind of distracted right now and I shouldn't even be messing with my phone....but what was the purpose of editing Mara and Laguz into Sammy's "evidence"? Are they trying to imply they were the ones who originally said that stuff or just providing evidence Booze can edit screenshots within their edited screenshot?

E: oh I see now, it's the latter. They have Jason's icon in one of those too.

Anyway, I don't really have time for this tonight, I can only take White Whine's retardery in small doses even at the best of times. But I'm glad Tevin's taken his pack of anti-CoG "rebels" and gone to make a new server where they can give each other handjobs and bitch about Jason and Rachel in privacy and peace. Tevin's just needs to stop spamming everybody with his pathetic sob stories now and everything's golden.

Sammy will continue being Sammy, lol. I think anyone who's interacted with him knows how he is and will realize what he's doing. A guy who opens conversations by bragging about being a diagnosed narcissist is never as smooth as he thinks.



Sam's Suicidal Saga

9 days ago
Why is Jason always so spastic about locking/unlocking threads? Make up your mind, damn.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

8 days ago

Here are the individual "screenshots" that Suicidal Sammy posted. I hope they are all in order. Note also that the person Booze is supposedly interacting with seems to be names Sarah--which is also a name Sammy goes by. I imagine he had an account for her that he's been using, and if I remember correctly, Booze does not go by the same name on CoG as he does in Discord and was not comfortable revealing his username, although I may be wrong on that. If I am remembering that correctly, it makes Booze an ideal choice, as less likely to rat Sammy out or to object to this plan.









Sam's Suicidal Saga

8 days ago
Booze is acting like a GoT character. You'd think a bunch of full time writers would be better at believable dialogue.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

8 days ago
Booze doesn't write.

That was his excuse for not joining the contest on IS anyway.

Kind of funny we've got this contest going on that's all about fostering understanding and peace between the sites, and in a lot of way it was actually working....I've chatted with several of COGites entering. And then as usual Jason goes charging in to undo any chance of that by backing Sammy's bs 100%, deleting and suspending left and right and forbidding anyone from questioning it.

This after Sammy has made it clear he wants nothing further to do with CoG as a business and has caused them countless headaches with his attention getting antics.

I'm really curious, even among people who are involved with with community and buying the games...do any of them actually LIKE Jason? All he ever seems to do is be a dick to everyone who would otherwise support him and alienate people.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

8 days ago
I hated him when I was a CoGite. Something really pissed me off about him from day one.

Edit: Just found the bit about *anti-Trump rallies*. He just had to get in that the person who faked the screenshots also supported Trump.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

8 days ago

Because this is the thread that just keeps on giving, someone screen shotted this tidbit.

Even Sammy's "friends" don't like him. Can't say I'm surprised.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

8 days ago
Oh Exeld. You should've written that 1000 words

Lols aside, it is useful to know CoG just attaches your RL sign up name to things in big bold letters, if I'm reading that right. Especially as I was thinking of making an account to post in the contest thread.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

8 days ago

I think Exeld was just being a retard and had his actual name as visible to everyone. I know whenever I've PMed or others have PMed me over on CoG the whole real name doesn't show up.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

8 days ago
Anyhow, this has all been fun. When someone on CoG starts acting the fool I love the festival air of merriment and delight that descends here. But as great as it was for Sammy to give us such an unexpected parting gift, I think it's about time to pack in the circus tents and end the spectating on this current drama, and refocus on reviewing and writing. We've got a more honorable fight with more respectable CoGites to win after all, on the battlefield of Infinite Story.

Sam's Suicidal Saga

8 days ago
The drama involving Sammy has distracted me from writing for two days. It's dangerous. If you or someone you love is suffering from procrastination, call the number on screen right now. You may be entitled to financial compensation.

Tevin Betts' Street Jam, Full Version

8 days ago
https://dashingdon.com/play/tevin/street-jam-final/mygame/ Here's something funny that's related to all this. Tevin up until last night was going around passing his game around to various people, trying to bribe them to act as "character witnesses" or claim the stuff in the screenshots were never said, in exchange for his extremely mediocre writing. I'm not sure if this technically counts as pirating since it is allegedly the full version of a thing HG is publishing, but I think the dashingdon stuff is always free to access anyway? Anyway who gives a shit because 1) it's Tevin 2) it's CoG 3) no one would pay money for this anyway I didn't read much until now aside from just having a chuckle at him naming the setting after himself. But it's 50% funny as a new anecdote in the "rebel" CoGites weasel ways, and 50% because....guys, this is actually above average writing for CoG's shovelware Hosted Games section. Lol. Interesting thing I've come to realize is that despite all the bragging of certain people, aside from a few stand out titles, a game published through HG has all the prestige and about the same level of quality control as getting self published on Amazon. But of course it does provide the opportunity to let Jason piss down your throat any time he feels like and make you say you like it, in exchange for what amount to less than a dollar an hour for your time. So there's that! I might come back later and do a review of the first few pages. I have a sneaking suspicion no one's ever taken an honest critical look at this story before, even when it's in the 'literally accepted for publishing' stage.

Tevin Betts' Street Jam, Full Version

8 days ago

To Whom It May Concern,

My law office has been contacted by various parties at Choice of Games, and I want you to know that unless this link and all screenshots are taken down in 24 hours, you'll be receving letters from us in the mail regarding your slander, defamation of character, violation of privacy, and stealing of intellectual property. 

I hope this can all be resolved without that step needing to be taken.

Have a nice day. :)

 

Thomas J Bennett, Paralegal

Tevin Betts' Street Jam, Full Version

8 days ago
Thank you for informing us, sir. The people of CYS give to you a message:

Tevin Betts' Street Jam, Full Version

8 days ago
Man I tell you what, I'm starting to squint really hard at any Dallas IPs I see lately. >Thomas J Bennett, Paralegal Anyway, calm down dude. We're all friends here, I'm sure we can work things out. In fact, we're like family. Can I call you Uncle Tom?

Tevin Betts' Street Jam, Full Version

8 days ago
I have a story about my Uncle Tom and his special Chuck E. Cheese pizza

Tevin Betts' Street Jam, Full Version

8 days ago
Also: it's not slander! In print it's libel. (Except just repeating things a person does in front of you is obviously neither.) Anyway, I'll look forward to "receving letters". Please have your head lawyer send them as soon as she's fully inflated.

Tevin Betts' Street Jam, Full Version

7 days ago

... Oh. OH! Wait, I get it now! I got the joke. I figured it out. Should I tell him now? I feel like there's a more than significant chance it might have taken him longer than this.

Tevin Betts' Street Jam, Full Version

8 days ago
State Farm life insurance has been my only pen pal for years. If you could send it with a colored envelope and decorated to make up for my letterlessness, it would really mean a lot.
Thanks.

Tevin Betts' Street Jam, Full Version

8 days ago
Kindly link me to your law office, or else I will be forced to assume you are Tevin/Sammy with a fake name.

Tevin Betts' Street Jam, Full Version

8 days ago
Sammy's "evidence" was sooo ridiculous, but this makes it look like the work of a genius in comparison. Fake legal threats are so inherently stupid and laughable I almost wonder if even Tevin would be this dumb. It might just be some random troll.

Tevin Betts' Street Jam, Full Version

8 days ago
It's Tevin. Of course he's this dumb.

Tevin Betts' Street Jam, Full Version

8 days ago

Perfect, I was just looking for legal aid. Do you think your firm could help me with the issue of a couple Miltanks that were stolen from my property? 

Tevin Betts' Street Jam, Full Version

7 days ago

You know it's a lawyer you can trust when they post cease and desist orders on internet forums with emojis in the address.

Tevin Betts' Street Jam, Full Version

8 days ago



Great game Tevin!

Tevin Betts' Street Jam, Full Version

8 days ago
Maybe ChoiceScript is really hard to use, idk. I'm more upset by the fact he can't tell your from you're.