I was once told I routinely stir up “2 minutes hate” over here by a CoGite, specifically that faggot Havenstone. I would have responded, but around that time they found my words dangerous enough to keep me from PMing anyone, so I guess if he ever wants an answer, guess he’ll have to post over here. (Especially since I'm banned there now!)
Anyway, you ever wanted HATE in one compact little thread? Well here you go!
Enjoy the various HATE of the past and surely the ones to come in the future! Now organized for easier access to all your favorite HATE!
CoG Faggotry: Unsurprisingly the most entries. (And probably a redundant statement)
Genderless Robots: Arguably the first major thread of its kind. Or at least the one that drew the attention of one of the founders to come speak to me in a PM. Worth it.
https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/20896
Mean girls’ locker room: Truly a masterpiece in getting a closer look at the perpetually triggered! This of course got me banned from the discord and the PM abilities on the main site taken away, but again, worth it.
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/24633
To Hell with CoG: Honestly I’d been saying this for years, but some people are slower than others and this ex-member defected during the shit they started pulling with Briar.
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/24816
Jason Hill is a Kiel: Even with a disturbance in the CYS time continuum, the cuntery of Jason and his minions was exposed just like a certain mentally disturbed mod was here until he was finally flushed away. (I’m talking about Pedo Mod Kiel for you slow folks)
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/9711
Plagiarism FTW!: More CoG fuckery of course. This time they proved to be supporters of plagiarism on top of just being megafaggots. Great company practices!
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/24847
The Price of Freedom: Innocence Lost: What was supposed to just be a regular announcement thread turned into yet another example of Jason being a petty bitch, spinning lies and generally sticking his fingers in his ears going “Lalalala I can’t hear you!” like a fucking infant.
UPDATE: Alex himself posted his permission to let Briar publish under CoG, eliminating ALL fucking excuses for her story to NOT be allowed.
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/25136
Why I don't write for Hosted Games: The talented writer BriarRose explains in great detail about why she isn't going deal with the CoG fucktards anymore.
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/25154
Just Another Day in HELL/Just Another Banning LOL: A twofer! Great examples of even when CoGites try to "rebel" against their Overfaggot Jason's faggotry, they're still a bunch of faggots that can't get it right.
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/25274
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/25276
Sammy's Suicidal Saga: The Sad Saga of Suicidal Sammy and his desperate need for attention before he ropes.
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/24935
I Need $2000: Hilarity ensues when MeltdownPenguin's laptop melts down harder than she does and she's forced to beg for money rather than, y'know, GETTING A FUCKING JOB.
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/25756
Triple Agent Gower: An odd spin off from the SSS thread where some CoGites jumped in bitching about Sammy and strangely Gower on top of it, and then mistakenly believing that that makes us all friends. They were wrong. Very wrong.
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/25803
Another Loose CoG: Hey this wasn't us THIS time. Some disgruntled CoGite came over here, started bitching about getting banned over there and hilarity ensued!
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/26234
Fight The Fascist IFaggotry!: Hey not us again! Some group even faggier than CoG were bitching about how a bunch of their members and authors are actually bigots! It's one big fag fight that we all can laugh at!
UPDATE: The trannys bitching about CoG, started bitching about us as well with hilarious results!
MEGA UPDATE: Multiple Tumblrinas sparking minor rebellions over CoG's hypocritical practices (that we've pointed out for years) mass migrations of them going to Twine instead and COG busily trying to silence alphabet people everywhere!
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28181
Revelations at the CoG Ranch: Continuing to prove themselves incompetent at public relations, once again CoG clumsily tries to silence dissent at their "official" Reddit outpost which apparently is distinct from the Hosted Games one because they still hold on to the outdated notion of "separate, but equal."
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28322
CoG Cleaning up its revolting community: The further adventures of CoG's inept handling of public relations. Jason acting like a fucktard as he digs a deeper hole and the CoGite rebels screeching loudly about a bunch of shit. Not much more to be said, just enjoy the trainwreck!
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28362
Sam Ursu's Big Adventure: An ex-CoGite by the name of Sam (Not that faggot Suicidal Sammy) came by to make a more permanent home here after his adventures in Jason's Faggot Kingdom didn't go as planned. Started out as the typical grumbles at first, but then proved to be amusing enough to fill two threads.
https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/newbie-central/message/28454
https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28418
Obligatory CoG Rant: Yet another refugee from CoG who was tired of their bullshit and traveled to the land of freedom. This one's name is Lux and far be it from us to prevent her from exercising his freedom of speech here.
https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/newbie-central/message/28485
CoG uses crypto currency for sex trafficking!: Yet another Cogite rebellion brought on by Jason himself. This one has the amusing touch of being lead by the infamously triggered Meltdown Penguins though. It's something to do with Jason's use of crypto currency for unsavory purposes. Something like that anyway. The important thing though is the faggots are tearing each other apart. Only time will tell if the tears of tumblrinas will finally drown CoG's corrupt kingdom. Either way, it's all entertainment to us!
https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28666
Bonus thread where a real crypto scammer contacted me around the same time and I helpfully directed him to CoG since Jason seemed to be all into such fucktardery!
https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28766
CYS is not your personal army AKA Minotaur is Gay (Here's why.): We're still getting the CoGite refugees fleeing from Jason's madness. ClaimedMinotaur had some big plans to take down CoG which would have been fine, but then he seemed to think he could start going around demanding things. He soon learned that there are worse fates than getting banned for 1000 years, but the important thing is he learned some things along the way. (Well maybe)
https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28828
Shit CoGites Say: With CoG continuing to spliter into several fifedoms and factions, there's really no way to keep up with all of it even if one really wanted to (especially since all of us got better shit to do) but sometimes various lols of this ongoing fracture come across our doorstep, so this is more of a catch all thread about their silly shit.
https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/29119
CoG Staff pissing off their base AGAIN: Same old story, CoG mods crushing dissenting views and holding up the ones that match their own to the point of pissing off more of their fans and driving away more authors!
https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/29457
Hey Gang, it's time again!: A good old fashioned CoG bashing thread where hilarity ensues. This one was on Reddit and our archives were linked to it by JESUS himself. A certified hood classic!
https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/29588
CoG Still Sucks AIDS Dick. News at 11: Title is pretty self explanatory. CoG's fairly boring nowadays, but every now and then it's good to reminder of exactly why they still suck AIDS dick!
https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/30182
Useless Retarded CoGite Faggot Whining: Another one so soon after the News! This time a CoGite came to visit and scold everyone about white supremacy only to realize he jumped to fucking conclusions because he was a retarded faggot! (Then the thread just shifted to unrelated yet still amusing topics)
https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/30186
Other IF Faggotry: Just as much as CoG, but even less relevant
Interactive FRICTION: Here's examples of faggotry from fucktards from yet another lesser IF community.
SPECIAL UPDATE: IFer tears overflowed so much that they whined to the admins who declared WAR by banning Mizal and myself for 1000 years! As a result we have established a sizable outpost on the IFDB and I have personally climbed the ranks as one of the top reviewers on the site. WINNING!
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/26776
IFDB Outpost: A complete account of the CYStian victory over the IFaggots who were losing so badly, they had to call in their CoGite masters to help them out! Banned from CoG and the IFDB in the same day! WINNING!
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28058
Free publicity (and infamy!): Faggots are always whining about us about some fucking thing, and as usual a lot of them can be found on Reddit. It's one also dedicated to IFs so the faggotry is on overload in that thread going on about avoiding Mordor. As a bonus Jason makes an appearance, probably checking on dissenting CoGites in the place so he can ban them on the CoG forums.
UPDATE: Good thing we record everything here, since this Reddit went dark during that hilarious protest that did absolute shit because Redditors are a bunch of hopeless addicts.
https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/29436
CYS Faggotry: Because we don't discriminate around here
A Bantastic Thread: This is an old fashioned CYStian casting out of faggots that started whining and bitching. They also allowed themselves to be infiltrated increasing the amount of chaos and hilarity as MEGA faggot Saika got progressively more triggered!
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/23727
Pedo Mod Kiel Farren: Probably the final and most complete account of Pedo Mod Kiel's downfall (and Con Mod Seth). Also special appearance by Kiel's screeching apologist Soundstorm who showed up in this thread to say more stupid shit, as if we didn't have enough of that the first time she was around.
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/24496
Why is Spazzler A Faggot?/Why is Elizabeth a Trolling Faggot?: Another twofer for you. The Spazzler one wouldn't even be worth mentioning if he hadn't come back to bitch and moan at us two years after his last retarded post here.
Even then it probably wouldn't be worth posting in the archives, however as fortune would have it, we then had another faggot by the name of Elizabeth who started bitching at us in the same thread several months later and generally acting so much like a mong, she got her own thread which was probably more entertaining than the original Spazzboy one.
https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/25462
https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28804