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I was once told I routinely stir up “2 minutes hate” over here by a CoGite. I would have responded, but around that time they found my words dangerous enough to keep me from PMing anyone, so I guess if he ever wants an answer, guess he’ll have to post over here. (Especially since I'm banned there now!)

Anyway, you ever wanted HATE in one compact little thread? Well here you go!

Enjoy the various HATE of the past and surely the ones to come in the future! Feel free to add HATE of your own!

Genderless Robots: Arguably the first major thread of its kind. Or at least the one that drew the attention of one of the founders to come speak to me in a PM. Worth it.

https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/20896

Mean girls’ locker room: Truly a masterpiece in getting a closer look at the perpetually triggered! This of course got me banned from the discord and the PM abilities on the main site taken away, but again, worth it.

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/24633

To Hell with CoG: Honestly I’d been saying this for years, but some people are slower than others and this ex-member defected during the shit they started pulling with Briar.

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/24816

Jason Hill is a Kiel: Even with a disturbance in the CYS time continuum, the cuntery of Jason and his minions was exposed just like a certain mentally disturbed mod was here until he was finally flushed away. (I’m talking about Pedo Mod Kiel for you slow folks)

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/9711

Plagiarism FTW!: More CoG fuckery of course. This time they proved to be supporters of plagiarism on top of just being megafaggots. Great company practices!

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/24847

The Price of Freedom: Innocence Lost: What was supposed to just be a regular announcement thread turned into yet another example of Jason being a petty bitch, spinning lies and generally sticking his fingers in his ears going “Lalalala I can’t hear you!” like a fucking infant.

UPDATE: Alex himself posted his permission to let Briar publish under CoG, eliminating ALL fucking excuses for her story to NOT be allowed.

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/25136

Why I don't write for Hosted Games: The talented writer BriarRose explains in great detail about why she isn't going deal with the CoG fucktards anymore.

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/25154

Just Another Day in HELL/Just Another Banning LOL: A twofer! Great examples of even when CoGites try to "rebel" against their Overfaggot Jason's faggotry, they're still a bunch of faggots that can't get it right.

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/25274

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/25276

Sam's Suicidal Saga: The Sad Saga of Suicidal Sammy and his desperate need for attention before he ropes.

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/24935

I Need $2000: Hilarity ensues when MeltdownPenguin's laptop melts down harder than she does and she's forced to beg for money rather than, y'know, GETTING A FUCKING JOB.

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/25756

Triple Agent Gower: An odd spin off from the SSS thread where some CoGites jumped in bitching about Sammy and strangely Gower on top of it, and then mistakenly believing that that makes us all friends. They were wrong. Very wrong.

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/25803

Another Loose CoG: Hey this wasn't us THIS time. Some disgruntled CoGite came over here, started bitching about getting banned over there and hilarity ensued!

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/26234

Interactive FRICTION: Going back to our writing roots, here's examples of faggotry from fucktards from yet another lesser IF community.

SPECIAL UPDATE: IFer tears overflowed so much that they whined to the admins who declared WAR by banning Mizal and myself for 1000 years! As a result we have established a sizable outpost on the IFDB and I have personally climbed the ranks as one of the top reviewers on the site. WINNING!

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/26776

Fight The Fascist IFaggotry!: Hey not us again! Some group even faggier than CoG were bitching about how a bunch of their members and authors are actually bigots! It's one big fag fight that we all can laugh at!

UPDATE: The trannys bitching about CoG, started bitching about us as well with hilarious results!

MEGA UPDATE: Multiple Tumblrinas sparking minor rebellions over CoG's hypocritical practices (that we've pointed out for years) mass migrations of them going to Twine instead and COG busily trying to silence alphabet people everywhere!

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28181

A Bantastic Thread: This is an old fashioned CYStian casting out of faggots that started whining and bitching. They also allowed themselves to be infiltrated increasing the amount of chaos and hilarity as MEGA faggot Saika got progressively more triggered!

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/23727

Pedo Mod Kiel Farren: Probably the final and most complete account of Pedo Mod Kiel's downfall (and Con Mod Seth). Also special appearance by Kiel's screeching apologist Soundstorm who showed up in this thread to say more stupid shit, as if we didn't have enough of that the first time she was around.

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/24496

IFDB Outpost: A complete account of the CYStian victory over the IFaggots who were losing so badly, they had to call in their CoGite masters to help them out! Banned from CoG and the IFDB in the same day! WINNING!

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28058

Revelations at the CoG Ranch: Continuing to prove themselves incompetent at public relations, once again CoG clumsily tries to silence dissent at their "official" Reddit outpost which apparently is distinct from the Hosted Games one because they still hold on to the outdated notion of "separate, but equal."

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28322

CoG Cleaning up its revolting community: The further adventures of CoG's inept handling of public relations. Jason acting like a fucktard as he digs a deeper hole and the CoGite rebels screeching loudly about a bunch of shit. Not much more to be said, just enjoy the trainwreck!

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28362

Sam Ursu's Big Adventure: An ex-CoGite by the name of Sam (Not that faggot Suicidal Sammy) came by to make a more permanent home here after his adventures in Jason's Faggot Kingdom didn't go as planned. Started out as the typical grumbles at first, but then proved to be amusing enough to fill two threads.

https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/newbie-central/message/28454

https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28418

Obligatory CoG Rant: Yet another refugee from CoG who was tired of their bullshit and traveled to the land of freedom. This one's name is Lux and far be it from us to prevent him from exercising his freedom of speech here.

https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/newbie-central/message/28485

CoG uses crypto currency for sex trafficking!: Yet another Cogite rebellion brought on by Jason himself. This one has the amusing touch of being lead by the infamously triggered Meltdown Penguins though. It's something to do with Jason's use of crypto currency for unsavory purposes. Something like that anyway. The important thing though is the faggots are tearing each other apart. Only time will tell if the tears of tumblrinas will finally drown CoG's corrupt kingdom. Either way, it's all entertainment to us!

https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28666

CYS is not your personal army AKA Minotaur is Gay (Here's why.): We're still getting the CoGite refugees fleeing from Jason's madness. ClaimedMinotaur had some big plans to take down CoG which would have been fine, but then he seemed to think he could start going around demanding things. He soon learned that there are worse fates than getting banned for 1000 years, but the important thing is he learned some things along the way. (Well maybe)

https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/28828

The sheer density of hate is orgasmic

Actually as a guilty pleasure I do enjoy a good hate thread from time to time (I just do the smart thing and don't post) so it'd be interesting to see some of the biggest member melt-down threads in one place :) It'd be fun to make a kind of CYOA archive

Remember how we would joke about the way Kiel collected teen boys on Skype, and then it turned out he was actually a pedo, and also insane?

It kinda does remind me of how we used to joke about COG driving all reasonable people out of their community with their overbearing forum censorship, and then one of the company's actual owners turned out to be so petty and twisted he was willing to make a spectacle of himself being a giant bitch in public, frantically delete any opposition while telling blatant, easily disproven lies, and then make it actual company policy to support a plagiarist, all over an author failing to fall down in worship him in a thread?

Moral of the story: Whatever you believe about a person you dislike, the truth is so much worse!


Meanwhile, let's take a look at the authors who do fellate Jason on demand, how are they doing?

Well, you remember our old pal MeltingPenguins right? She makes it get actual job to go following the COG mods around enthusiastically +1-ing everything they say and chiding others for their lack of loyalty. Even when banned from the COG discord for being too insufferable even for THEM, she soldiered on, making her own server where she posts SJW rants and calls that Mizal of CYS a 'cisgendered white male dudebro who hates Germans and women'. (As accurate and factually correct as any other belief she's ever had, wow!)

MeltdownPenguin selflessly does these things for 12 hours a day (literally, inside sources say that's how long she spends in her Discord and on the forum) at the expense of everything else in her life, including employment (no job at 34 years of age...), writing and networking (her WIP is still just a WIP and her Patreon still only brings in five dollars a month after two years), and she's even soon to make the ultimate sacrifice: her very computer, a fact she handwrings about endlessly instead of going out and contributing to society in some marginal way that will enable her to get the money to keep having one.

So obviously all is going well there! Stay tuned for the inspiring sight of this true believer in Jason and COG posting her unhinged SJW rants from the public computer of the library she'll soon be sleeping behind! Although somehow I do still think Briar was right to choose another route.....

Lol I like how she assumed your gender.

Anyway, somehow I have a feeling Danny Boy won't be returning to moralize at End again considering the shady shit and outrageous behavior he now endorses by his failure to rein in his staff or his business partner.

Us sitting here on our own forum with our friends pointing and laughing at idiots being idiots now kind of pales in comparison to actual unethical business practices and insane mistreatment of the authors they depend on to support them.

Just remembered the Genderless Bigots incident is how I discovered this site. Good times.

EDIT: Genderless Robots. Fucking Laguz must've tainted me after my last rage rant to xox or whatever noun.

Genderless Bigots sounds like the better title.

I see Jason and Haverstone wrote a bunch of words about responsibility of the community in Briar's thread, no toxicity, blah blah fucking blah.

Honestly I can't be bothered to read through Jason's bullshit mainly because:

1. We already know he's spewing the same bullshit he's done before. He's spindoctoring and double speaking so much he's probably having a hard time keeping the lies straight in between deleting shit and changing thread titles.

2. He's got zero credibility at this point.

3. Hey, he wasn't bothered to go back and check something Briar brought up so why should I bother with checking either?

However, I always love the analogy he always brings up about the coffee shop and I'll point this bit out and break it down.

I don’t see the current norms changing. The current norms are not to “just delete” things from regular, established users that are in good standing. If you’re a new user and you post your WIP and it or its description is grossly offensive, I don’t see much of a reason to give you a warning. To go back to the coffeeshop metaphor, that’s like walking in an taking a dump on the floor and being expected to be given a warning that that’s inappropriate. Now, it may very well be a part of that user’s culture to take a dump on the floor of coffeeshops–or they could just be trolling–but this isn’t a place where that’s acceptable; it’s on the user to observe and learn the norms of this forum.

The problem with this analogy is given how CoG is run, it's current culture is for the managment staff to treat its employees like second class citizen-wage slaves and take dumps in the coffee, serve them to the customers and then throw out the customers when they rightfully complain.

And to address this amusing little bit from Haverstone:

I’d say a lot of that is on us forum members (and in this particular case the CYSers… though as omnidirectional vitriol-spewing is a foundational part of their forum culture I don’t think we can expect too much help on this one).

When people who have less than half the story start speculating destructively about what they don’t know, why is that on CoG and not on them? Jason’s written extensively about how negative conjecture breaks forums and asked us to refrain from it.

“What steps will be taken to nip rumors in the bud?” is a great question, but it’s also one where we need to keep our expectations of CoG reasonable and take responsibility ourselves. We’re the front line of defense against rumors. We need to be the ones to say, "Slow your role and don’t get riled up without knowing the facts.”

This is perhaps especially true of forum members who chat on Discord as well as here. I’m not on the CoG Discord, and I’m sure most of what goes on there is great…but it does also seem to have fed most of the uglier panics and pile-ons that have recently spilled over onto this forum (and occasionally onto CYS).

Yeah fuck that bullshit pro-CoG staff propaganda.

From what I've seen, CoG fucking quells ANY sort of dissenting opinion with so much enthusiasm even the most "progressive" CoGites that normally support the staff with blind loyalty are starting to get pissed about it.

And no, this isn't a fucking "rumor mill" This is actually happening, you've got genuinely pissed off CoGites that were previously loyal. And it's more than you think.

Jason and his supporters have brought this on themselves with their inept form of mananging, so no this isn't the fucking responsibility of the fucking CoG community and it REALLY isn't the responsibility of the CYS community (Not sure why we were even brought into it, because we aren't even connected to you lot, but hey gotta have a villain right?) to be "responsible" for their behavior when it's the staff that was fucking up to begin with.

Sort your own fucking mess out, stop being corrupt douchebags THEN maybe you'll have less "rumor mills" and "negative conjecture" supposedly going around.

You are a legend.

 

And your post didn't even get flagged because I know how important it was that you specifically called me a legend.

The most important thing I did all day. 

I understand why they would want to think you are some sort of villain out to get them.  It sure would make me feel important to have a legend like you raising his undead troll army to spread hatred in my precious forum.  Anyway, that post is gold, and thank you especially for pointing out that this is no rumor mill here.

  After reading through those posts and emails and whatnot, I can deduce that either a) Jason is using his dick to type for him or b) he is truly making a genuine effort, but he just can't read. Most likely an adorable combination of the two. He should really stop being such an idiot as it is both bad for his site and his keyboard.

"The Resistance" Lol.

What do they even do in that discord? And I like how this individual is supposedly anti-CoG but is still planning on having a story published by them. Seems kind of paradoxical to claim to be against a company while actively giving it more money.

Everything about "the resistance" from the beginning was like, lol okay boys enjoy your roleplays, whenever you can over the sound of Sammy yelling random insults in the background followed by weeks of deafening silence, anyhow. They have no plan.

'Don't reward the bad company with time or money' is the only thing that would have even the slightest effect and of the like, two people willing to do that, one is on CYS now and the other they chased off by all being creepy nice guys at her.

The "Resistance" even at its peak was too afraid to say anything supportive of Avery or PoF even here on our forum under different names because oh no what if they were found out somehow. All while Gower just openly posts here all the time lol.

That's pretty much exactly what I expected to be honest. I'm in the category of "Don't reward the bad company with time or money", both because of the company and staff's actions and the decrease in quality of their games. 

Thank you for the explanation. 

France would be proud.

Doubt it, the CoGite rebel from France was defending his shota/lolicon collection which got him banned when we were still in there. When most of us left they let that degenerate back in.

Just yesterday he was defending his collection in MeltdownPenguin's discord and miraculously she didn't ban him.
 

Poor Jason is having such a hard time with his transfolk population telling them to shut up while at the same time trying to appear "progressive"

That didn't take long.

It's funny because Jason was flat out calling out his own site members by name to accuse them of being transphobes, and then he turns around and shuts down Laguz instead.

Oh yeah, that was more bullshit by Jason

Wait, is that our Will? Lmao.

Lol, no but it would be amusing if it had been him.

Jason deleted that in like an instant. That was some fast screenshotting, nice.

Laguz is on a role today. Too bad he had to be a degenerate pagan furry because now I almost want to like the guy. And Jason will likely be adding a couple zeros to the previous two year ban.

Jason once again being a flip flopping faggot. Lol

I feel like something that would be useful to CoG would be for the other mods to build Jason a fake version of the site with all admin buttons and everything, then secretly switch it out with the real one whenever he logs in. That way he gets to throw tantrums and say embarassing things to his heart's content without any customers knowing.

Kind of like what the Republicans should have done with Trump's Twitter years ago.

Uh oh! Better get the transfolk back on my side, I pissed them off and I need to look progressive again!

A True Patriot has fallen.

LOL Fucking Faggo from the "Rebel Cogite" Discord got suspended!

Your social credits were zeroed.

You MUST be sexually attracted to anything that is demanded of you! If you can't get it up for someone, anyone at all, that's offensive and you will be shot.

Interesting though that CoG official policy is apparently that ace isn't a real sexuality.That's at least one problem that CYS will never have, lol.

What is "sealioning"?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealioning

Honestly it's become a dumb meme and lazy way of arguing when someone disagrees with a point and the other side doesn't want to bother defending said point. 

It's a favorite of the "progressive" types on the internet to accuse folks of doing. Same thing with that stupid xcd stick figure comic about Freedom of Speech.

Thank you End and Chris. I am not in tune with the lingo the kids use these days.

Just accept any claim anyone makes without question, it's a fine way to resolve disagreements. Facts are subjective anyway and sources are for cucks.

Bloody hell, I missed a shit storm... So, to sum up, it's now against the rules of CoG to have a say in who you do or don't want to fuck? >.<

You edited your post about incels.

Anyway, shitstorm over there AGAIN and the thread had to be locked. Lol.

I do enjoy xkcd for the most part.

Oh it has some funny stuff.

That particular strip with the freedom of speech bit is one of those that gets thrown around far too much on the internet though, particularly in a lot of debates/arguments. (Including a lot on CoG, along with that Sealion comic)

JasonCCPhill dabbing on virgin Hong CoGers

Oh and here's some whining about this whole shitshow from the "infamous CoGite rebels."

Fucking Lol.

Y'know MAYBE if these pussies had actually DONE something meaningful during the whole Briar thing instead of cowering in their Discord, they MIGHT have been able to actually make a fucking shift in the forum culture over there.

But nope, Tevin insisted on just sexually harassing every female that walked in the discord. Sammy chose to start a retarded fight with us that he couldn't finish and Ganno got triggered over me supposedly not being "civil" to him.

So what's happened? Tevin lives in fear of getting his story not published by CoG because he's still sucking Jason's cock. Sammy is bitching about one of the HG mods like a faggot because the samurai loli rape guy was edgier than he tries to be and thus is getting more positive attention. And Ganno got himself banned for his "civility."

Great job with the resistance fucktards. Lol

I can't believe the rebels that wanted to support Briar but were afraid to say so even anonymously on the internet have stalled out and lost their way like this. And after such a promising start........

Okay, going to just add this part of the "argument" mainly because I find most of it to just be business as usual in that politics thread and Jason basically just banning anyone that disagrees with him.

So here's the highlight.

 

The main thing about this that I want to point out is the hilarious statement:

"It’s my job to use my privilege to defend the people who aren’t here to do so." - Jason

Straight White Man's Burden eh? Only you can defend the darkies and alphabet people! Kipling would certainly approve.

I guess I'll add this one too, since this one is equally as amusing.

 

Hell no, he's not going to allow you to spread misinformation on that forum, only he's allowed to do that!

Also gotta love how as usual he never actually argued any of pirate's other points, he just said "Oh this isn't worth me engaging in." Pretty much the same tactic he did with Briar.

 

Pirate's banning will stand for 1000 years!

Good, he can publish a lot of storygames here in that time, and the thing he wrote for Gower's epilogue thread was fantastic.

Happy to keep him, even though disappointingly, Jason just invented the fascist part and it turns out Pirate is just some hippy weeb.

This sounds less like he was banned for being disruptive and more like a personal revenge quest from a very irresponsible and immature admin. Any way we can rescue the poor bloke?

He's already here.

We tend to take in those that are victims of CoG fascist oppression.

Jason is all about the petty personal revenge.

Pirate already joined CYS and wrote this beautiful capstone to an epic that brings tears to grown men's eyes, he's a strong independent Brit with a stiff upper lip and a prettyboy anime avatar who don't no CoG. http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/25791#833772

Also, he could just turn on a VPN and disagree with Jason again any time he feels like.

Jason is the most petty creature you can find all around. I don't know what's more sad, him or the followers that buy all his bullshit.

Well apparently this is what the CoGite rebels and Suicidal Sammy are reduced to. Can't even troll properly. Generally when you rating bomb something you give it less stars, not more. Lol.

Of course it's possible it's an unrelated group of idiots, (Though Comrade Da Communist, I'm fairly certain is Tevin or one of his people) but they're obviously still faggots either way.

I think that's Cpt. Booze.

Gower said they were most likely trying to trigger some function the Google store has that kicks in when a game gets spammed with 5 star ratings from a bot.

.....but that's probably giving them too much credit.

I did have to lol at 'some orc chick' though.

I think Metal Alchemist is the shota/loli enthusiast. I know he didn't like CoG for banning him either.

Agreed that them calling Mary an orc chick was mildly amusing.

Dragomer I think was his name, if I'm thinking of the same guy. The French one, right? Not to be confused with the French Canadians.

You can't just say 'shota enthusiast' when referring to that bunch, you have to narrow it down.

Well this turned out to be a nice Thanksgiving bit of amusement.

Long story short since this isn't really worth its own thread, MeltdownPenguin was bitching about some author she doesn't like asking for money on their patreon, nevermind the fact she was recently begging for 2000 dollars on the forums for a fucking laptop.

Anyway this happened

 

LOL

Pot, meet Kettle.

Oh this gave me a nice chuckle to go along with my morning coffee.
I bet she had a meltdown in their discord about it, did anyone manage to witness it?

Yes, but I can't reveal their identity here.

Bumped.

Don't be late on the HATE update!

Bumped just in case our viewers out there want to watch some of our best reruns!

Updated the archives.

Oh and in case anyone wants a good laugh. Here's Fagubitch attempting to tell me how to admin the site, back in 2018.

Yeah, this isn't the IFaggotry Forums, and you aren't going to rewrite the rules here like you did over there and horse fuck the place.

Hence why he's still held a grudge against me ever since. Lol

I'm glad the current mods aren't influenced by horseshit like "feelings" or "offended people"

"If only the mods at CYS could stop saying faggot and go back to controlling a large harem of teenage boys with bad furry roleplay and suicide threats."

What a colossal pussy. What really creates bad will is trying to boss around people that you have no sway over, lmao.

A well administrated site shouldn't require someone to make an account before they can even see the "Off-Topic" threads of the forum. It also shouldn't require new members to receive moderator approval on their posts until they reach an certain rank. If a site is well run it shouldn't need to put ever increasing restrictions on the community to maintain order. If people are complaining enough that the administrators decide they need to implement such heavy restrictions, it's because there is an issue with how things are being managed.  

And there wasn't anything "silly" about the way they treated Avery. That message from Dan is only a month before his co-worker decided to be a complete cunt to her, a person who was nothing but kind to them, in the "Being Better Internet Citizens" thread. Also, if you ever reach the point in your life where you go to another forum to send a message to someone and start it off with, "It is with a heavy heart that I reach out to you about the "Mean Girls' Locker Room" thread", then there is most likely a point in your life where something went wrong. 

I was just saying last night how that "heavy heart" phrasing still makes me laugh.

And yeah, going by the Tumblr Uprising and now the reddit and the discontent across various Discords, it seems like things are starting to break down over there, and it's all the consequences of stuff they should've sorted out years ago. Tinstar was right that they never seemed to have any clear vision, and the strategy such as it is has always been to silence dissent and shut down anyone with honest reason for complaints. The way Jason treated Avery by putting her in a stockade, labeling her a "Bad Forum Citizen" for disagreeing with him and not letting her or anyone else respond, followed by his entire smear campaign against her story is just one example.

Weirdly Dan didn't seem to have any issue with THAT. But then Jason was his roommate for years and it may be their relationship is more of a personal one than anything related to sensible business practice.

But when these various little rebellions form simply out of people not being allowed any healthy way to express contrary opinions, you just know their only excuse is going to be 'well shit I can't believe one of those finally got a following, I wonder what someone else did wrong'.

Hey, you're back! ^_^

It's a pleasure to see you again. I hope you've been doing wonderfully. 

I have! And you too! ^_^

Well, looks like I have a lot of history to read up on!

That was an....interesting read. Kinda wish I didn't read it now honestly.

Which one? You couldn't have possibly read all of those in an hour. But Avery's Why I don't Write for Hosted Games and related are probably the most relevant though since that's when it really went from memeing to 'holy shit, CoG actually REALLY IS a shitty company run by terrible people'.

Based on his reaction I'm assuming he read Kiel's nightmarish activities, or else he's just a faggot

I ended up reading just a little bit of the CoG and the Kiel stuff, though I haven't read Avery's thread yet so I'll check that out now. That Kiel guy has issues though, man needs some therapy...or jail time.

Hmm, if Kiel's vault of horrors is linked now I guess I'll have to put more info in there, an updated timeline or maybe a character study of "Kiel's kitten" Seto.

Some samplings of actual PMs perhaps once I have time to get on the computer and mark out some names.

The Hate archive has been updated!

To Jason & Dan of Choice of Games, with love from CYS ^v^

Muzak~MP3

Oh my God, how have I never heard this song before, this thing is beautiful! A masterpiece! ^_^

This is disturbingly catchy.

I have searched jungles and climbed mountains searching high and low for scraps of knowledge from the fabled ancient library of the CYS D'rama Llama, and here it was right under my nose all along.

What a convenient thread, this will all make for some good one handed reading alone in the hotel room tonight.

Yep, that pin feature we have is really handy now.

Enjoy!

I'm wondering if a couple of these shouldn't be pruned, thread might be a little intimidating to new archive divers at this point, and some of the later ones aren't very exciting in comparison to the classics.

The CYS threads are staying because those were major historical events of the site and I don't feel like having to dig them up again when we want to watch reruns for a cheap laugh.

All the CoG and IF related ones have to stay. It's important to keep a record of their long list of faggotry.

Guess I could prune the Nanofago one. That one didn't generate as much lols as it seemed like it might.

The BGG one I could prune as well. That place has basically become tumblr and there's just too much to list nowadays from there. I guess it could be ressurected if HOO and crew ever show up regularly over here.

That last Kiel one has pretty much no content. I guess I could curate a few of his messages though or include a big sum up of that era collecting everything we know in one place. Kind of dislike digging around in the inbox, but whatever, it's Kiel.

Okay, I'll get rid of that one too. I guess if you really want to dig up stuff, you could put it in the other Kiel thread since it's a more comprehensive history of the degeneracy.

There really isn't a point to make an entire thread for this, so I'll just place this here.

So back in 2014 there was the IF Spring Thing that CYS entered. During this glorious crusade, a guy over there going by Marshal Tenner Winter (MTW) tried to claim we were cheating while he was cheating himself. (Some of you were here when that happened) Anyway he got busted and thrown out, while CYS soundly beat the chicken soup out of the IFaggots thanks to Briar/Avery winning. (And Killa came in third)

MTW attempted to troll the site a bit by calling us all names and oddly claiming that I was fucking Briar in the ass, like somehow that was supposed to be insulting. (Briar in fact just responded with an amusing post saying that winning the contest, gaining 600 dollars AND getting fucked in the ass by End Master, made it her best day ever)

Anyway he wasn't too pleased with IFaggots either for obvious reasons. I guess at some point he just started getting into it more with them until he got banned as they morphed into the mega faggots they are today. He apparently had a blog ranting about a lot of them. Funny shit, and pretty accurate in the scheme of things about the greater state of how things go over there.

Unfortunately that blog has been taken down so most of it is gone. However, we still have a sliver of the glittering gem of hatred and thus for archiving purposes we place it here so it may not be lost to time.

Most of these folks he's bitching about are I guess the major IF "heavy hitters", but I can honestly say I never heard of any of them until Mizal explained who they were awhile back. You lot probably won't know them either, but does it matter? Insulting one IFaggot is pretty much interchangeable over there!

Enjoy!

 

What a shame he chose his enemies so poorly back in 2014, because this is all gold.

Oh, yeah! I remember that guy! From what I recall he bragged about how he was going to get all the CYS entries banned from the Spring Thing comp for talking about the other games and what we thought of them (which was apparently not allowed, but I guess we must've all skimmed over that part of the small print.) At the same time he was getting all of his friends to volunteer as judges for the Spring Thing so that they could all give his game the highest ratings, while low rating all of the other games... Or something like that. Kinda sad because from what I heard the game itself was actually decent and stood a fair chance of winning if he hadn't cheated... Not that I'm complaining! I got $600 and an ass fucking out of it! ^_^

Ahahaha, all this schizopost is missing is a link to a patreon

Well this old one wasn't in the archives, but fortunately it was found elsewhere. Finally placing it where it belongs.

Probably the only useful thing Shouja ever did when he was here.

You dare to use my own spells against me, Potter?