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Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
This was more entertaining than usual. Interesting way of viewing things. I wonder what it is about his brain that makes him think any of that was a good idea.
Anyway, caught the faggot, and it was painfully easy.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
There's a little more to the story that makes it even funnier, I'll dig up a few more screenshots when I can use somebody else's Wi-Fi.

Oh, but I'd like to issue the same challenge here that's the standard "punishment" on the Discord. I'd like to see you guys post a 1000 word short story or essay here in the thread within the next 48 hours. Let's see how many we can collect, because who knows maybe asking a person who claims to be a writer to produce a few words IS monstrously unfair and impossible, I'm willing to change my views on this if given proof.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

So you want a site of writers to give you around an hour's worth of honest work?  My principles say go fuck yourself This shouldn't take too terribly long.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
I can’t access the images, but I’ll participate anyway. I already have the basis of a short story laid out, I just need to write.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
“Come again?” Bucky took a swig of whiskey. “You want me to do what?”

A hopeful glimmer of light danced across Mizal’s eyes. “Write a story. Just one thousand words. That’s all.”

“Why the fuck would I do that?”

“To prove that some random idiot is an idiot.”

“Just get him to talk.” Bucky downed another swig of whiskey. “All the proof you need.”

Mizal slammed her fist on the table, damn near knocking the whiskey bottle to the floor. But luckily, Bucky caught it just in time. “You always do this!” Mizal glowered with infernal wrath. “You always have to point out the downside to all of my plans! Once. Just once, could you just do something without being a fucking asshole about it? It’s not like you’ve done anything lately anyway!” Mizal’s rant lost steam and she flopped into a chair, pouting. “Lazy bastard.”

Bucky finished off the last of the whiskey. “You know very well that I’ve been busy working on something. And you also know very well that no one with any balls will let you go ahead with your plans without mocking you in some way. Just be happy that most of us are satisfied with that. At least End, Steve, and I aren’t like that little girl that killed your cat and nailed it to your front door.”

“Actually, that little girl was a boy.”

Bucky shrugged. “Old themes die hard.” Bucky tried to take another swig of whiskey, but to his great sorrow, it was all gone. “You there, peasant! Bring me ink, quill, parchment, and most importantly of all, more whiskey!”

A ragamuffin jumped from his seat. “Yes! Yes, sir! At once, sir!”



Once upon a time, for that’s how all half-assed stories should start, there lived a young girl, most beautiful lass in the land … well, except for that gnarly hare-lip.



Bucky passed out and slumped against the table, dreaming of finishing the new bottle of whiskey the peasant had brought him.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

And to think, you had another 666 words to go for the actual story... although, this being the left over amount might have been some symbolic ploy.

Anyway, I'm not sure how attached you are to this story, but might as well try to give my thoughts on it.

Plot

Ha ha so meta so funny. But microaggression aside, it isn't a bad idea and site-based stories can be pretty entertaining. The ending is humorous enough that I'll put a disclaimer here that I ain't the best with comedies, but I'll do my best.

The ending is neat (as mentioned), as while it robs us of the half-assed story, it still seems to fit well with the established tone and is basically the twist for this story. The thing also flows pretty well (in my humble opinion), you really juggle dialogue and action well in a way that doesn't detract from either (which can be harder than it seems).

Characterization

Personally I'm not sure on Mizal's characterization, comes across more so as emotional than threatening, but I could be reading it wrong. However, even if it is meant to be a 'weaker' representation of Mizal, I'd say it still works well for the story being told here. Besides, Bucky isn't a weak character (as I understand) so it can make sense for her to struggle more in a battle with him.

As for Bucky, he comes across as a bit of a Gary Sue, just instead of being clumsy he is a drunkard. Just dispensing wisdom like that, and the fact he only fails for the sake of the story seems more like he was forced to fail than because it made sense for the overpowered character. However I guess a proper Gary Sue would just change the story path to win, so yeah.

TL;DR

Not badly rewritten, but the irony of this getting you out of hell would be a great reason to force you to write a continuation/another story, but even if it let you out it would still be amusing enough. Considering that the writing looks good and that you've got a consistent tone with good pacing, this is pretty great. Would recommend people to read.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Aww, I miss these stories. And this one wouldn't have been nearly as funny if you'd actually finished it instead of falling asleep drunk in the story/IRL. Also, Wibn apparently really hates reminders of the cat incident. However, as he has been off dishonorably frolicking with weebs instead of taking up arms with the rest of us, I doubt he has noticed.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Commended by mizal on 5/3/2019 7:30:23 PM
I failed. I procrastinated for too long, so missed the deadline. And I didn't even manage 1000 words, because I overestimated how many I'd need to finish the story. Perhaps I should've added in more details. But hey, at least it's got a lot of short paragraphs to seem bigger!

Finally, here it is! The evil dragon’s lair!

It’s quite disappointing. Just a small, boring cave. There are some bones scattered around the entrance. Probably from lambs, but you’ll no doubt claim they were from little children, innocent damsels and the knights that came before you when boasting in the tavern. Perhaps you’ll even mention a corpse of another dragon, if you’re feeling especially creative (drunk, that is).

Well, time to charge in and show the dragon who’s the boss!

Inside, the cave is just as unremarkable as it seemed outside. The ground is littered with bones, and the air smells so foul that only a knight as strong in spirit as you could withstand it. Surprisingly, you do notice one place of furniture; a large chest in one corner. Ah yes, treasure, the thing you came here for! The ugly beast you’re supposed to kill is lying beside it, making a loud, terrible sound that you assume is snoring.

A sleeping dragon? Well that’s just not fun!

“The time has come for you to die, vile serpent! No more shall you antagonize the citizens of Littlevillage by stealing their livestock and scaring their children! I am Sir Edrick the Brave, and I shall slay you! Awaken, beast, and fight me!”

They call you Sir Edrick the Brave, not Sir Edrick the Smart for a reason.

The dragon jumps up before you even finish speaking. It is a repugnant animal, with scales all over its body, eyes as red as flame and smoke coming out of its nostrils. A demon straight from hell, no doubt about it! It does seem a bit smaller than you imagined it would be, however. Are you wasting your great skills on a young, weak dragon?

Doesn’t matter. A dragon’s a dragon, you’ll get paid all the same.

It says something in a strange, demonic language. A question, in a voice that would be much more terrifying if it wasn’t so surprised. You guess it is “You, a puny human, dare challenge me?” It starts trembling and moving its tail jerkily from one side to the other; no doubt from excitement at getting to kill something again.

Enough talking and posturing, let’s fight!

The stupid creature looks towards you, then the exit, then towards you again. Does it think you’ll try to escape? It must’ve never met a man as brave as you. Then suddenly, it turns and runs towards the exit, flapping its wings to get more momentum. It seems it’s not so stupid after all; it must know that since it can fly, it will have an advantage if it fights you outside.

Well, you can’t let that happen!

You jump in front of it, with your sword arm extended. It doesn’t manage to stop in time. All it can do is breathe out a weak burst of fire, not enough to do any real harm, before your blade pierces its underbelly. It is a quick, pathetic death, much less honorable than even a hellish fiend like it deserved.

But who cares? It’s dead! Time to get the treasure!

You make your way towards the big, wooden chest. You can already imagine the vast amounts of treasure that must be hiding within. Huge piles of gold, so much that you would be counting it for years. Enough to buy yourself a castle, marry a princess and live comfortably for the rest of your life. You’ll die fat, drunk and surrounded by beautiful women ...

One. Coin. Just one! FUCK!

You pick up the coin and stare at it, mouth wide open. That’s not even a gold coin, it’s copper! This can’t be it! Surely, the sneaky devil must’ve hidden the treasure somewhere else. You search the cave carefully, checking every nook and cranny, picking up every bone and knocking on the walls. But, even then, you don’t find anything.

This must’ve been one pathetic dragon!

You look at the small dragon, lying on its side in a pool of blood. Its snout is open in shock, a repugnant, forked tongue poking out of it. And, while its lizard eyes are ugly and strange, you can still recognize the emotion in them. Fear.

What if this dragon was innocent? Perhaps you should’ve let it live.

You walk to the corpse ... and then kick it. Hard. You can’t help but laugh as you chop its head of to present it as proof you completed the job. This dragon was pathetic, useless, undeserving of life. You were doing it a favor!

You make your way down the mountain with your head raised high, happy that you accomplished a good deed today. There is one faggot less in the world!

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Edit lock, so I don't do something dumb. Also, since I forgot to tag you earlier, @Digit, come read a story about a dragon!

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
I probably wouldn't have noticed you didn't quite reach 1000 if you hadn't mentioned it, I'm not checking exact word counts on any of these. Just glad you participated! And if the internet has taught me anything, it's that all dragons are faggots. (Sorry, Brad...)

Just Another Day In HELL

one month ago
On one hand I kind of feel like subversion of the knight slaying the dragon cliche has been done to death to the point it's now a cliche of its own, but this had some funny moments and I'm just glad for proof of what we already knew; @Mayana can write when she wants to, and does it pretty well. Not much I can point out here as far as technical issues which is a shame because it's harder to comment on stories without at least a few problems in that area. The grammar all feels natural, I wouldn't have guessed the author was ESL, let alone that she wasn't even human. The 'fat, drunk, and surrounded by beautiful women' line was great, especially the punchline it set up for right after. As I said this was all pretty amusing. I could picture it as a Monty Python skit, although if I had one criticism about the tone it would be that the character is too unlikeable. He comes across not just as an idiot who's full of himself (or full of something, anyway...) but rather malicious and ugly, which kind of lessens the 'funny' factor as I came to genuinely dislike him. Having the second to last line be Edrick simply tripping and falling off the edge of the mountain would have been delightful.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Post your writing in response to THIS post please so we can keep the stories and mockery separated a bit and easily split this later if we want to.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Commended by mizal on 5/3/2019 7:30:39 PM
You can see her through the binoculars, her long legs shining in the dim light of the streetlamps. The fog drifts across the short wooden docks in small pockets as she pauses and looks around. The light splashes across her face as she turns and looks back. Her face shows fear and trepidation – she doesn’t really know what she’s gotten into. She looks like she wants to turn back, but she turns back to the dock and looks at the boat in the darkness. There are two small boats tied to the dock here, but there is one that is much larger, clearly the one she spies. It isn’t a luxury yacht, but you wouldn’t mind owning it. Sliding your binoculars to the right, you can see the polished wooden steps on the boat leading up to the captain’s chairs on the bridge. You also spot the spotless door below that leads to the cabin level of the boat. You’ve never been inside, but you can imagine how nice it must be inside. The last time you were on a boat your feet were sloshing around in fish guts on the curved metal hull. Movement on the far side of the boat catches your eye and you adjust the focus on the binoculars. On the far side of the boat, sitting in a chair, you spot a man. He has a cigarette in one hand and what looks like a can of beer in the other. He takes a puff from the cigarette and you can see he is watching the woman on the dock. He smirks and then takes a drink from the can. In the dim light from the dock lights, you can see he is wearing long board shorts and a plain three-button shirt. His hair is sun-bleached and it look like it has been more than a few days since he’s taken a shower. His face is unshaven and you can see flecks of light and dark in the scruff on his face. He sits with his legs crossed, looking expectant. He does not look like someone who could afford a boat like that. You adjust your view and focus on the woman again. She has started walking towards the dock. Even at this distance you can hear he heels clicking on the wood of the docks. The edge of her skirt slides up and down her legs and you’re momentarily distracted by the motion. You focus in again and see that she is carrying some kind of binder, held close to her chest with both arms. Her long black hair cascades along the outside of her light jacket. She stops when she reaches the edge of the dock. There is a small gangplank leading up to the boat. The man just sits in his chair staring at her. He takes another drag from his cigarette, but as far as you can tell, no one has said a word. The only sound is the gentle lapping of waves against the sides of boats in the marina. You assume this will be the handoff. You somehow expected much more than this. The woman looks down at the binder, then holds it out in front of her. The man smiles and nods. He gestures to the gangplank, as if inviting her on board. You see her shake her head side-to-side. The man shrugs and takes another drink from the can. The woman’s shoulders drop and she puts one foot on the gangplank, but pauses there. She looks at the binder one more time, then quickly tosses it over the gangplank and onto the boat. At the same time she removes her foot and takes a step back. The binder slaps onto the deck of the boat and the man watches it land. The woman appears to be talking now, but you’re too far away to hear the words. She points out a finger angrily at the man. He remains seated and smiling. In a huff, she finally turns away from him, her heels click again, this time much faster, as she stomps away from the man on the boat. The man just watches her rush away. You see the man’s face change and quickly focus back on the woman in time to see her fall. You can hear the sickening crack even from this distance as you see her body crash while her foot and leg stay relatively still. It looks like her heels caught in a crack on the dock and she went down, hard. She let out a cry as her ankle snapped like a twig. Her foot finally slipped out of the heel, but it was too late. She lay on her back, breathing hard, one shoe on and one shoe off. The man on the boat looked over at her, but make no motion as if he was going to move. He took another drink from his beer and remained seated. You wanted to go help her, but you knew your role was to just observe. This entire operation could fall apart if you make yourself known. But it was painful to watch the woman lie there, clearly in great pain. The woman slowly rolled over, gingerly rolling her leg over. She slid her skirt up a bit so she could get her good foot on the ground. You watched as she looked up and put her weight on her good leg and made her way to a standing position, her shoeless foot held out behind her. She gently set that foot down on the ground but grimaced when it made contact with the dock. She quickly lifted it again and remained standing on one foot. She looked down the length of the dock, apparently realizing how far she had to go. She leaned forward and hopped on her one good leg. It looked like she was going to make it, but as she attempted to regain her balance, her other foot made contact with the ground. She cried out again and crumpled to the ground. You couldn’t watch this anymore. You dropped the binoculars and jumped to your feet. You had to get down there and help now, damn your orders and the operation.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

This was cool.  Reads like the first chapter in something long--are you intending to expand it?  (You may not want "You also spot the spotless door below," by the way.)

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Thanks -- I don't know where this came from. Honestly the whole thing was completely spontaneous.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

Damn, that was good. The forced perspective from the binoculars and internal struggle to help was expertly done.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

Hmm, very intriguing piece you got here.

Plot

Lots of questions arise, but there seems to be enough information to form some idea of what is happening. I have to say that the ending feels inconclusive, like a cliffhanger. What happens next!? However, I can be more lenient on this because it seems to fit with the overall feel of the story, even if it isn't my personal favorite route for an ending to take.

Basically, the story starts and ends with the binoculars, which gives the whole thing a feeling of a more natural conclusion even if it is a cliffhanger, but it almost suggests that what happens next shouldn't matter to the reader, you have seen enough.

For a completely spontaneous thing it fits together well, came across as rather intentional to me.

Advocate

Yet, it does end up also, perhaps, feeling a bit empty, probably because not much is revealed and the story ends up just ending without too much of a difference in reader knowledge compared to when it started. Maybe I'm not reading into it enough, so I'll phrase it this way: consider adding some on the nose themes or message. Might help in making it more satisfying without necessarily adding more writing.

But do not take this the wrong way, I might just be trying to nitpick to pad this review, because the thing is that you did write something that would totally get you out of hell, and that was the goal, so you've succeeded. Definitely good that the story is actually pretty decent despite my grievances.

TL;DR

I dislike cliffhanger type endings as I imagine part of the point is having a complete story, however this story fits together oddly well despite perhaps being a bit hollow or potentially incomplete, that is to say, it doesn't truly feel that way despite the style of ending.

TL;DR

I'd say it is worth reading, good work on keeping it engaging, and that is a nice creative way to frame the story.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Thank you for the comments! Indeed, I will say that this was written with the specific intention of NOT being a complete story. I find it relatively easy to write a complete very short story, so I'm working on writing more complete and detailed stories with a bit more length. I started writing this with the intention of it being the start of a full-length (whatever that means) story: so you would start in the middle of the action and things would become more clear over time. That's the biggest reason I was going for the cliffhanger: to try and suck you in so that you want to read the rest of the story!

Just Another Day In HELL

one month ago
I had the same reaction as Gower, this was really good but it feels like an intro page more than a complete story. Later you said that was intentional...well okay, but this was a short story thread, you reprobate, and it's been awhile so where't the rest of it? At first I had the impression this guy with the binoculars was perving on some woman (hmm, maybe the identity of the author was an influence there...) so maybe if the stalkery vibes had been played up and it hadn't been given away early on that he was on a surveillance mission, it could've been a nice twist at the end that he was actually the only non-shady person in this scenario. There's also the fact I expected the neckbeard on the yacht to be an actual threat to the woman somehow, but then the MC has to blow the mission and rescue her from the consequences of her own actions because she's on a pier wearing high heels like a dumb? You say she has black hair but it must be dyed because she is clearly a blonde. Not much to say about the actual writing. It was good as expected from Ogre, flowed well with plenty of detail and a great set up of a scene, I just wish it had gone somewhere a little more satisfying.

Just Another Day In HELL

one month ago
Thanks for the comments, it really is helpful to see how others interpret and see what I've written. Yeah, the rest of the story is in my head, bouncing around somewhere...

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Commended by mizal on 5/3/2019 7:30:54 PM

The Legend of Fiona Hawk

You've probably heard of me.  I'm that Fiona Hawk, the greatest archer and adventurer in the world, the one who used to be a human.

I used to have quite a reputation as a highly skilled adventurer, a real survivor, starting with my tenure with the Plunder Knights.  Those were good times.  I had a nice thing going with Colin Strongchest, a  barbarian with some pretty mighty thews.  I still think about those thews.  Unfortunately, the whole party was killed by means of a pillar of fire summoned forth by the evil High Priest Aldrich von Nemesis.  One moment I was there chatting away with Quick Maizie, our burglar. That next moment she was ashes.  They all were.

Only my lightning reflexes saved me that day, as I leaped off a statue into the rafters and made my escape.

Wait a second, no, that wasn't the Plunder Knights.  That was the Band of the Closed Fist who got toasted by Aldrich von Nemesis.  The Plunder Knights were the ones who all got picked off by the sinister traps of the Robber Baron Shadowstealth.  That place was brutal.  Poisoned spike pits after poisoned spike pits.  Right.  Those were the Plunder Knights, the Closed Fist were the ones in Shadowstealth's den, and the Song of the Moon--I wasn't with them for too long--who all got picked off by those orc snipers in that forest.  I barely managed to escape, killing an orc with my trusty magic yew bow, disguising myself in his clothes, mingling with the warband and then leaving at night (and helping myself to a good bit of their loot, too.)  So who was it that I was talking to when she turned into ash, then?  They all sort of blend together after a while.

My point is that I've led a pretty charmed life.  But my luck ran out when I was in my...I want to say--my ninth adventuring party?--we didn't even have a name yet, we were so green.  We ran into a bunch of ghouls, and they slaughtered us.

I say that like it was nothing, but it wasn't nothing.  It was the defining moment of my life--my death--my life.  I think about it.  All the time.  The dead face pressed up against mine as it held me down, the feeling of my face being bitten off, the urgent thought that I would get out of this somehow, as I had gotten out of so many situations before--and then the certain knowledge that I wouldn't, I wouldn't--and then nothing.

I didn't find myself in the endless sunny forests of my patron goddess.  I didn't find myself anywhere at all. 

Eventually, my uncle, a reclusive and mysterious shaman, came after me and brought me back.  He performed the ritual of reincarnation on us, a particular magic that only the forest shamans know, which grants a new body to a recently dead person.   One of my friends was brought back in the body of a boar.  One was brought back in the form of a gibbon.  One in the form of an eagle.  And I was brought back as an elf. 

Oh, we tried adventuring together afterwards, but it just wasn't the same.  It was awkward when we went to quaff drinks at the local tavern, and quest givers just didn't take us seriously, especially because our most charismatic member was a gibbon.  We broke up soon after.

That's when I went solo.  After doing a great deal of work for the High Counsel of the elf city Slender Vine.  I was accepted into elf society--I fulfilled some prophecy of theirs about the elf not born from elf, and I was a big hero, etc, etc.  I slew stuff, I found treasure.  I donated artifacts I found to the royal treasury of to make sure they kept me in mind when there was an opening on the Council.  You know the story, I'm sure, from "The Ballad of Fiona Hawk."  Anyhow, that's when I was made Countess of Misty Tower, a demesne on the outskirts of Slender Vine that I ruled with grace and wisdom for years. 

I got married.  It was a bad idea.  Jahn the Pigeon was a friend of mine from childhood.  When we met up again, we fell in love. 

"We shouldn't," he whispered.  "You...you're going to live for thousands of years.  You'll never grow old."

He put his shirt back on.

I took it back off him and put my hand on his arm.  I never wanted to get out of that bed.

"We should," I said.  And we did.  He loved me.  He found me distracting, he said, in the best of ways.  He would stop reading just to look at me as I did the most mundane of things like brush my hair. 

I wanted to be with him.  I wanted children.  We married, and Little Blake and Whitney, twins, half-elves, were born that year.  And then, just sixty years later, Jahn died, as humans do.  It was a bad idea.  I watched him grow old and he watched me remain young-looking and beautiful, and he grew bitter and angry and he died.  Aside from my children, Jahn was the only person I ever loved.  It was a bad idea. 

I didn't let him go easy.  The elf mages were of no help.  "It is his time."  But there are dark rituals for the right price.  I really tried, Jahn.  I gave the Horned Necromancer a little piece of my soul.  A piece of my soul, he said, was his price, to return Jahn to life.   I paid the price.  It only stung a little bit as I said the words and I watch his eyes darken--as he drained me.  Then he said he would pull Jahn's departing spirit into the violet gem, and Jahn's body sunk into the bed. 

But he was a liar and Jahn remained cold, and I had lost something of myself in the process.

 

****

I ruled in Misty Tower for a long time and watched my children and grandchildren die, and my line die out.

Centuries.   I would have been dead if I had stayed human.

I would have been dead if I hadn't died that day.  It's a paradox I think about way too often in the middle of the night when I think about how I dodged mortality, just like I always do.  But also how I won't be able to dodge it forever.  And I think of the rotting face of that ghoul.  Of Jahn's gray dead face.  Of the faces of my children, who I had stopped loving willingly as I realized they were not here for long.  Of my own face, torn off in that crypt.

It does not matter if they live or die.  They are fleeting.  Better that they should all go to sleep now.

"Go on, then," I said to my skeletal army, my black robes whipping back in the wind as I watched the shining knights assembled below.  "Be sure that they all die as quickly as possible.  Take all of their pain away."

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
That was fun!

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

Wish there was a criteria so I could pretend to be a professor. Anyway, onto the review, despite probably not really being worth much.

Plot

I will not classify this as a cliffhanger ending because the build up is just done too well, and besides, I'd classify it as a twist ending anyway. I will add that it definitely fits better than some twist endings we've seen in the past, that is to say, it really comes across as a natural consequence of everything rather than just being a 'gotcha' moment. I do wonder how much planning went into this, since the flow is solid.

Also the word choice definitely adds to the read, and the consistent tone is a great boon too. Great work!

I will add that the chosen style of looking back and narrating what has happened was worrisome for a second because it can feel like things aren't urgent, however you handled it expertly where you played to the strengths and didn't walk into the traps. It somehow makes the ending feel like more of a punch than it otherwise would (though I am going off by imagination for that comparison).

Spacebars

I do have a question for you now, what is up with the space bars after full-stops? Is it a style thing, is it to help readability? Did you copy paste from somewhere and it was unintentional?

I should mention, this doesn't detract from the experience, but I am curious.

TL;DR

Definitely worth reading, I wonder if I could classify this as a proper comedy-tragedy, or is having a humorous first half and more grim second half just a tragedy with a comedic element? Or was there something about all comedy being tragedy? Anyway, very nice story, comes across as complete thanks to the wonderful execution of the twist ending.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

Regarding the double space after a period:  that is how you know that I am over forty, because I learned to type on a typewriter, where it was beat into our heads that you double space after a period and a colon.

I touch type pretty fast, but if I don't double space, it messes up the typing rhythm I learned so long ago.  Luckily MLA style lists double space after a period as acceptable.  Not preferred, but acceptable.

It would be a good murder mystery clue to find a note written by someone that double spaces after periods, and then the detective realizes something about the age of the writer. 

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Commended by mizal on 5/3/2019 7:31:13 PM

“Hey loser. You gonna join us for happy hour or work all night?”

Nick turns from his computer to see Greg and Joe behind him leaning against his cubicle wall. Their wrinkled shirts hang untucked outside of their jeans. The three of them were hired around the same time, but Nick quickly distinguished himself from their casual approach to office work.

“If I finish approving these expense reports maybe,” Nick replies. “You sure it’s smart to go out tonight? The news says it’s supposed to be pretty rowdy outside.”

“Ha ha! You actually listen to that garbage?” Greg replies sticking a toothpick at his teeth, a habit he acquired from his attempt to quit smoking. “If those snowflakes want a fight, I’ll give ‘em one. Like any of those libtards would pick a fight anyway. They’re more likely to sit crying in a corner after their socialist loses the election!”

Joe, the more reasonable of the two chimes in, “Come on, man. You’ve got to take a break at some point. You’ve already put in at least 50 hours this week.”

“You two go on ahead. I’ll catch up with you after this stack,” Nick answers, pointing at the huge pile in his inbox. He turns back around to his computer screens.

“We’ll text you the details. No skipping out this time, pussy.”

One hour later

“This one’s missing a receipt. Who the fuck turns in an expense report without the receipt?” Nick mutters to himself. He finds the bottom right corner with the employee’s signature. Greg. “That fucking idiot can’t do anything right.”

Nick reaches inside his top drawer to grab his REJECTED stamp. The handle of the stamp fits perfectly in his palm as if tailored for his grasp. He jams it into the red ink and tingly sensation shoots up his arm and down his spine. His firm press against the ink pad brings a slight curve to the corner of his lips. In a single motion, Nick stamps the report with a resounding thud to the desk beneath it. He looks down and notices his finger has a small smudge of ink. Unable to control himself, he sticks the finger in his mouth with slight giggle escaping his thin lips.

Just then, he hears glass shattering down the hallway.

Nick slides his rolling chair to peer outside his cubicle, finger still in his mouth. The hallway is dark and empty. The monotone grey carpet leads straight into solid blackness. The company had removed their security light bulbs to save money. The floor manager made sure to reinstall the bulbs whenever an audit drew near. This was not one of those times.

“You better pick that up. The night crew already left,” Nick shouts down the hallway.

Nothing.

“Irresponsible new hires. Can’t do anything right.”

With one kick off the ground, Nick’s swivel chair slides back into position at the desk. Taking a look at his inbox, he sees there is hardly anything left to do.

“Damn it, I should have worked slower. Now I don’t have an excuse for those two retards,” he whispers to himself. Deciding to waste more time, he grabs a plain white mug from his desk and takes it to the kitchen.

The heavily pressurized faucet shoots out splashing Nate’s perfectly ironed dress shirt. Cursing, he grabs a paper towel to dry himself. The sink is full with a variety of silverware and dirty cups, resulting from his coworker’s hurried exits. Grateful of his good fortune, Nick starts to hand wash each dirty plate, knife, and cup.

His eye catches movement in the reflection of the faucet. It was so brief Nick wasn’t sure if his eyes were playing tricks on him. That was a lot of time staring at numbers, he reasons to himself, probably just my sight readjusting. A couple moments later, he notices it again.

“Whoever’s out there, you can stop. I’ll lodge a formal complaint to Human Resources and you’ll be fired for excessive harassment,” Nick warns.

Nothing.

Deciding that it’s best to ignore whatever he thought he saw, Nick heads back to his desk to shut down for the night. If movies have taught me anything, he thinks, it’s that you don’t wander towards strange shadows. He locks his computer and packs up his briefcase. The glint of his letter opener draws his vision. He reaches for it, hesitates, and then stuffs it in the back of his belt. Cautiously, he treads to his car in the underground parking garage.

The garage is empty at this point as the other employees rushed out at 5 o’clock sharp. A single Honda Civic, freshly washed, sits in the first row of painted stripes. The double beep of its unlocking echoes within the concrete walls and the sudden blast from the headlights blind Nick’s vision.  

As soon as his senses are assaulted, his briefcase is forcefully torn from his grasp and dark canvas covers his vision. Reactively, his hand grabs the letter opener at this belt and swipes it forward.

“Settle down, Crocodile Dundee.”

Nick pulls the makeshift hood from his head to see Greg standing before him with an idiotic grin. His laugh fills the air with a heavy smell of booze.

“Not funny, man. I could have accidentally hurt you,” Nick says gesturing to the letter opener in his hand.

“Wouldn’t that be something? I seriously doubt you could. Hell if you did, I’d shake your hand for finally growing a pair.”

Ignoring the insult, Nick walks over to his briefcase at Greg’s feet. As he reaches down to grab the handle, Greg kicks it just out of reach. He tries again, but this time Greg punts it across the parking garage.  

“Ha ha ha!”

Looking up from his bent over position, Nick flinches as Greg’s laugh splatters him with a few spit droplets. In his powerless state, a word flashes to his mind. Rejected. He stabs the letter opener forward into Greg’s gut and rips it out immediately.  

“What the fu­­–“ Greg manages to voice as he stumbles towards Nick, collapsing at his feet.

Running his fingers over the handle of letter opener, Nick can’t help but think it feels tailored to his grasp. The bloodied point drips red onto his skin. Instinctively, he brings it to his mouth. His lips curve upward as he looks towards the crumpled body before him. With a giggle, as he’s done countless times, he stamps his hand down. 

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2 months ago
That was really creepy and had quite the unexpected ending!

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2 months ago

Politically charged content! O:

Plot

Decent opening as I'd generally not consider this setting one that I'd find very engaging, but glad to be proven wrong. I'd say the whole story ends up feeling very well constructed and engaging, thanks to a solid tone and pacing/flow. Very nice.

The ending would go into the twist camp, if you ask me, however I like it since it does feel rather conclusive, even if theoretically the story could keep going, but the way you handled it makes it feel like it doesn't have to. This is great as it makes for a satisfying story.

A Parallel

Very nice parallel with that early bit and the ending, I want to call it foreshadowing but I worry I'd be disingenuous (or whatever the opposite of that is called). Very clear imagery for both moments tho, really helps highlight the events and link them in the readers mind.

I will also add that I like the way you handled the less normal elements (yuk ink tastes bad), in that you didn't go into unnecessary detail which undoubtedly contributed to the scene's effectiveness.

TL;DR

Worth reading, has a nice element to the story structure which helps the whole thing fit together well.

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2 months ago

Thanks for the review. I was hoping the ending wouldn't be too much of a twist since that's all I wrote for the 50/100 word stories. Working with 1,000 words, I wanted the reader to know the direction the story was taking, but still want to read until the end. Sort of like being on an amusement park ride where you know what's going to happen, but have to experience it for yourself type of thing. I also wanted to display a normal looking person that is actually a sicko inside. Almost like an American Psycho type character.

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2 months ago

This is a rewrite of a story I posted a few years back; same concept with the added benefit of better writing. Ain't 1000 words because fuck you.

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Sometimes, he contemplates his time in the room.

The walls are all pure white, the decorations pitch black. The sounds of the room are a cacophony of silence, the time spent in it an endless moment. The ebony armchair he sits in is both hard as stone and soft as feathers, as though a pleasant agony. The irony of how contradictory all his thoughts on the room are is not lost on him.

Most of his time here, he's alone. Nothing to keep him company but his own thoughts. Every now and again, however, he finds himself staring at something that takes a seat in the armchair across from him. It's different every time. Once, it was a large bipedal turtle. Another time, it was a midget in a clown costume. There was something resembling an overgrown fetus one time, but he prefers to forget that incident.

The one he remembers most fondly was a woman, whose flowing white dress was a stark contrast to the black leather of the chair she sat in. Her words would come out as a garbled mess of syllables and screeches, but it was okay, because he knew that she didn't know any better. What he would give to hear her voice now.

There's always something out of the corner of his eye, floating around on the walls. When he looks, he's too slow, and the thing is gone. Other times he's too fast, and the thing retreats before he can fully see what it is. What little he can remember of it is forgotten not long after. Maybe he's not supposed to see what it is. Lately he hasn't even tried to catch a glimpse.

After a while, he gave up on trying to understand what this room is. It must be Hell, or Purgatory, or some other form of the afterlife. But it can't be, because he came here of his volition... But why would he come here? What is this place? He doesn't know, or maybe he does know but can't even grasp what it is. He just hopes that he came here for the right reasons. After all, what sort of fool would subject himself to this for nothing?

He blinks, and the room still has not changed.

Sometimes, he contemplates his time in the room.

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2 months ago
I like it.

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2 months ago
I vaguely recall the original. I'd like to dig it up and do comparisons tbh, you've improved so much over the last couple of years. This was all Twin Peaks inspired, wasn't it?

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2 months ago

Ye, was inspired by Twin Peaks. Also, link to the original for you and Ficsean.

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2 months ago

I like how in this version you added the mention of the irony of the situation, so you can call this story "Ebony and Irony."

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2 months ago

I was torn between replying with 'lol' or 'go to hell' so I'm just gonna reply with both.

lol go to hell

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2 months ago

Nice story. Do you have a link to the original?

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2 months ago

I don't know, maybe it's just me, but I find the lack of any real information on the situation more annoying than anything else. Well-written, though.

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2 months ago

Oof too short, 614 words to go doesn't quite hold the same symbolic meaning the way Bucky's missing word count did.

Plot

Oh I think I remember this. Yep, I do.

I will start by saying that this doesn't feel incomplete thanks to the cyclical nature bestowed upon it by both the first and last line, but also thanks to the actual content in the way it portrays the protagonist's situation and the room.

However, that doesn't mean that there are a lot of things unanswered, but it definitely feels intentional which means it isn't bothersome. If anything it gives it a consistent identity. The writing seems to flow well and establish a good tone.

Self Questioning

I like that it gets me thinking about why he would have subjected himself to this, because, as he says, "what sort of fool would subject himself to this for nothing?" It gets me thinking about the nature of eternal suffering and death a bit too, which always has the potential for some sweet existential crisis. What I mean to say is that I like the strong identity this work has, and it ultimately ends up feeling rather complete despite not revealing a lot of information, but it does reveal enough to get the reader thinking about stuff.

TL;DR

Totally worth reading, it is short too, which might actually be a benefit as I cannot imagine keeping this thing going for long would be easy. Good work with the rewrite, I'd go compare it with the old version if I wasn't so lazy.

Special Extra Thingy

Oh you linked the OG one, guess I have no excuse now...

The old version wasn't bad, but this one is definitely an improvement, the sentences just seem to fit together better, which makes for a better reading experience. I am curious about the significance of the things that were removed, but I guess it doesn't really matter.

I feel the improved flow of sentences likely contributes to the strong writing tone/style/identity you've got going on here, and I'd say it is a great example of how working on something can improve it by a lot (even if it wasn't technically wrong in the first place).

Can't wait for the third iteration! (obligatory /s, tho I would still read a third iteration).

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2 months ago
Commended by mizal on 5/3/2019 7:31:37 PM

It has been a long, hungry winter. But Mama has taken care of us.

We aren’t hungry anymore.

The snow has settled outside and has stopped for now. I try to keep my eyes fixed on the horizon, trying to ignore the sobbing from upstairs. It looks peaceful. The snow-capped mountain peaks stretch across my view, spines of ice and stone stabbing into the still and quiet sky. It’s beautiful, in a way.

Papa used to say the giants slept there. Hidden deep inside. Sleeping. One day, he said, they’d wake up. And they’d look at us small little things, and they’d judge us. Whether we were good, kind decent folk, or whether we were dark, twisted little things scuttling around.

I was scared of that, once. Scared that they’d know of the extra helpings I greedily devoured, scared they’d know of the times I angrily smacked my sister, scared they’d know of the lies, the sin, the evil that dwelt within me.

I’m not scared anymore.

Mama said there’s nothing sleeping in the mountains. I believe her. She doesn’t lie. She takes care of us, she always has, even when the bad times came, when the bad things came and took Papa.

I hope Mama is wrong. I hope one day, because it will be good. Because they will crush us like ants, and it will be just.

“There’s more stew, Margaret.”

A voice, timid and soft.

A haggard face peaks out from the rags and worn blankets sitting by the fire. A young face, once beautiful and kind, now weathered. Big, bright eyes sunken into a pale, skull-like face. The face of poverty, of famine, of hunger.

But we aren’t hungry anymore.

“I know. There’s lots more stew, Annabelle.”

“Would you like a second helping?”

I stare at her for a moment, before nodding slowly. Annabelle fills a wooden bowl, offering it to me. I stare down at it. It looks delicious, and it smells better, the smell of the meat-filled broth drifting up to my nostrils. As I take the bowl, somewhere deep inside, I hope the giants are watching.

Hunger drives people. It’s primal. Instinctual. Animalistic. The urges that dwell deepest in our hearts drive us to the deepest depths. Hunger. Sleep. Warmth. Lust.

Lust it what brought the men here. They were rare, at first, but more came. Every few days, a knock came at the door. That’s when I took Annabelle to play in the garden, among the flowers. If I went far enough, to where the trees became the forest, I couldn’t hear Mama anymore. The moaning. The grunting. The screaming. The fucking. Mama doesn’t know I know that word, but I do. Papa never said it. He was a good, god-fearing man.

Papa didn’t fuck. He made love. He was sweet like that.

But that isn’t what those men do. They don’t come here for love. They come here to fuck. To fulfil an urge. It’s primal. Instinctual. Animalistic.

Papa always left soft kisses on Mama’s neck when he left. The men leave money at the door, whatever meagre sum Mama is worth to them. That, and a baby. A baby, innocent and pure, that grows in Mama’s stomach, growing more and more every day.

What money Mama makes from the travellers isn’t much, but it’s enough. Enough to keep the hunger at bay, and that’s all we really need.

At least, it was. In the summers, when the road was clear, when travellers passed by the cottage. When flowers burst across the fields, flashes of colour and brightness. When times are good.

The winters offer no such respite. The harsh winds snap at you and tear at what few rags you wear. The snow smothers the fields, killing what little life manages to survive through Fall. The cold bites through your bones, bitter and unceasing.

But I don’t mind the cold. It simply numbs the senses and steals away poor souls, letting them drift off to sleep.

I don’t fear the cold. I fear the hunger. The hunger tortures, it gnaws away at you. First, it gnaws away at your flesh. It makes you thin and frail. Then, it gnaws away at your mind, making you crazed and desperate. Willing to do anything. Then, it gnaws away at your soul. At your memories, at your passions, at your morals. It gnaws away, until nothing’s left but the hunger. Until all you are, all that’s left, is that animalistic hunger.

They say it’s all that remains in the bad things. That the hunger changes you, twists you, destroys you. They say it makes you into an animal.

But I don’t believe that. Hunger doesn’t make, it doesn’t change. It’s an absence. All it can do is take. It takes away the pretty masks we wear. It takes away the lies we tell ourselves to sleep at night. The morals we so hypocritically hide behind. It takes away the facade, revealing us for the animals we are. The monsters that hide underneath the soft, delicate skin.

The beasts within are always there. I can hear mine, sometimes. If I listen very softly to my heartbeat. It whispers things to me in the faintest voice, as it waits, patient and still. Mama’s voice whispers to her as well, I can tell. I’m sure somewhere deep inside, it whispers to Mama.

But we aren’t hungry anymore.

They don’t come out until you let them. Not until hunger drives you to release them, to break that final taboo and let the animalistic urges take over. Maybe they’re trapped. Maybe they’re not ready yet. Maybe they just know that when you embrace them, when you take off your mask and show who you are underneath the facade, their moment of victory will taste all the sweeter.

It watches you struggle. It watches your desperation grow as your body begins to devour itself, desperate for nutrients. It watches you cling to the pathetic morals you swear you’ll hold true. Then, when you’re finally ready, the Wendigo comes out to play. It fills your belly, and the hunger finally stops. For the time being. But it comes back. It always does. No matter how many cold winters you survive, no matter how many times you fill your belly, the hunger always returns.

It must’ve been whispering in Mama’s ear for days. She’d done everything else to protect us. She had to. And I will be forever grateful for what she’s done for us. But even after all she’s done, it was part of her mask. And that mask is slipping.

Upstairs, the weeping has stopped. Mama is still now. The stew is warm in my stomach, and Annabelle is still next to me, fast asleep. Only the gentle sound of her breathing tells me that she’s still alive. With her pale, emaciated body, it’s hard to be sure sometimes.

The men came rarely in the winter. But they still came. A young man came by yesterday, a wanderer. He had money on him, but it was no good to Mama. Mama didn’t have the strength to walk to the village and buy food, and the stranger had little willingness to help him. He was just a man, like any other, seeking to fulfil his urges, and nothing more.

Mama needed to take of us. She threw away the final taboo, because her children, those she loved and cherished more than anything in the world, were so desperately, endlessly hungry.

But we aren’t hungry anymore.

Mama opened the door to the bad thing inside her, and now, it’s crawling out. It’s upstairs now. In the morning, while she cooked the soup, I could see it in her. In her eyes. They were dark, almost black. When she smiled at me, when she reassured me it would be alright, there was gristle in her teeth.

I can hear crying from upstairs, but not like before. It’s fresh now and high-pitched. The first cries of life, as a new life enters the world. Normally, it would fill me with joy. But Mama isn’t herself anymore. I saw her this morning. Her pretty features were gone. They’d been weathered away by time, hardship and hunger, but now, no signs of them remained. Her mask was gone, and the beast inside was taking over. She’s up above, changing still. Letting the hunger consume her.

The tears are coming faster, now. They’re pouring down my face, hot and wet. I think I’m sobbing, but only softly, so Mama doesn’t hear. I gently close my eyes, listening to the creaking of floorboards upstairs. The baby’s cries are brought to the end by the sound of a sickening crunch.

Then, silence.

There’s a moment where I still my breath, trying to stop even my heart from beating for fear of Mama hearing. Then, there’s the crunching of bones breaking, of bloody meat slithering down a throat, of a wet tongue lapping at bloody remains.

Then, silence once more.

I release my breath, listening to my heart beating fast and loud.

“Margaret?”

Looking down, I see Annabelle’s big, brown eyes staring up at me. I pray silently she didn’t hear Mama tearing off the last traces of her facade.

“It’s OK. Go to sleep. Just shut your eyes and go to sleep.”

Annabelle nods obediently, squeezing her eyes shut.

I am terrified, scared and alone, but Mama will take care of us. She has always taken care of that. Soon, she will be down to us. Or, whatever the hunger has left of her will be down to us. She’ll prowl forward, the bestial urges having taken her, the mask having slipped off forever. She’ll kill us. She’ll devour us. She’ll tear us apart, as the beast inside feeds.

Hopefully, Annabelle sleeps through it. Hopefully, she falls asleep and never wakes.

But she won’t. From the tears running down her face, and the loud crunching of the stair boards as Mama slowly lumbers down, I know she’ll be awake. I know she’ll see what’s left of Mama, as will I, and she’ll feel every bit of what’s to come.

But at least we aren’t hungry anymore.

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2 months ago
Two sentences in and I already have a pretty good idea what this story's gonna be about...

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2 months ago

The plot twist should've just been the Mum had successfully shot a deer and now they could eat meat.

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2 months ago
I knew from the beginning that there would be cannibalism, but the part where she eats her baby made me queasy anyway.
For about two thirds of it I thought they might be eating their mother.

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2 months ago

You got the plot right, just the reverse of it, then.

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2 months ago

What I notice especially is that the viewpoint goes from a little kid's viewpoint (talking about if "we were good" and "She doesn't lie.  She takes care of us.") to a more mature one (musing on the "absence" of hunger rather than hunger "making" and throwing away "the final taboo" before returning to a younger, fear-driven viewpoint again at the end.

I thought that was a neat effect.

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2 months ago

Glad you enjoyed it, thanks.

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2 months ago

Hmm, ~600 words over the soft limit isn't inherently bad, but I did feel it was significant enough to mention. I'm curious if you were aiming for closer to 1k and just ended up needing more for the story, but it doesn't matter.

Plot

After today I'll either change to avoid spoilers or just be more careful not to read other people's comments, because now I can't comment on if I would have figured out the twist before it happened!

Regardless, same thing that went with Gower applies here, quality build up to the twist is a thing that helps elevate twist stories into more complete works, while also making the endings more satisfying. It definitely helps with engagement levels too.

I'd definitely say you done a good job here, the repetition felt used to good effect even if it shows me that you could have potentially altered the style to produce a shorter story with the same concept. Luckily for, you 1k words was not a hard limit, so it doesn't really matter.

Good work with the descriptive language, really conveys the happenings and character thoughts, helping keep the story engaging.

Melodramatic

I wonder if some lines are a bit melodramatic, but given the rather grim tone and the fact that I'm uncertain, I'll go with a no. You definitely used language to good effect to get the readers thinking down the relevant paths, but given that people have somewhat seen the twist coming I wonder if that was your intention. I'll assume it was, but if you wanted it to be a greater surprise, I worry a good deal would need to be changed for it to work.

TL;DR

Well written with a consistent tone/feel, and rather well executed ending. Definitely feels like a complete story, which makes me wonder if I should even classify it as a twist story... hmm. Anyhow, it is as such, worth a read.

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2 months ago

I assumed 1000 was a minimum, not a goal to meet. I wasn't really going for any bit of a twist, I mean, I think it would've been clear enough there was cannibalism going on, because cannibalism is the clear evil twist when hungry people are suddenly eating lots of meat. I'm glad you enjoyed it, anyhow, thanks for the criticism, I'll take it on board.

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2 months ago
Commended by mizal on 5/3/2019 7:32:35 PM

The smell of oil had no doubt been embedded into the curtains by the time Scott completed the ritual correctly, but he figured the smell of the burning dog hair and cinnamon would cover that up enough that his wife wouldn’t notice. Besides, it was her fault that this took so long. Maybe if she could put her coffee cup in the sink now and then instead of leaving it on the counter, or, better yet, not pour three times more coffee than she actually drank, that cup would not have fallen over and stained the eight hundred-year old manuscript.

Wait.

What was he even doing worrying about what his wife thought? She would have to be a fool to not be pleased when he showed her what he had learned.

Scott was just testing if he used his new power on both the cat and himself at once when he heard a few beeps and the sound of a door unlocking. The way Sharon gasped in horror when she entered the apartment would have made someone who did not know her think she had just learned her sister and father had just been killed by a Hungarian-Burmese suicide bomber while having sexual relations on the pulpit of a Baptist church on Sunday morning. It was an exclamation reserved for the greatest of shock and tragedy.

“Oh my god, what have you done? Oh no oh no oh no…” Sharon rushed to the middle of the living room and knelt on the floor before the remains of a dozen clownfish that lay on the floor.

“Are you stupid?! What were you thinking?”

”It’s not that big of a deal. I put some, uh, some of that newspaper down here you see.” Scott tapped the corner of the newspaper with his foot before remembering his day’s accomplishments. “Stand up and look here.”

“No, Scott. I can’t—I can’t deal with this anymore. You need to clean this up and—Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!” She scrambled to her feet and ran to the closet before returning with a bottle of carpet cleaner which she began spraying onto the floor.

“Sharon—”

“Not now, Scott.”

Scott yanked her up away from the carpet and pulled her to a standing position before showing her his arm. “I did it.” Three designs of what seemed to be something between a spider web and the doily that was always falling off the nightstand were carved into his skin—two of which appeared to have been only half completed.

“So now you’re cutting yourself because I didn’t want you to get a tattoo, ok.” Sharon began to kneel once again only to find herself on the other side of the front door, from where Scott could hear her cursing. Then, after another moment, she was cursing at the dining room table. “What the HELL is going on?”

“I did it. You know that old book of magic thingies I got from Dad’s stuff when he died? Well, I’ve been doing some experimentation today, see, and now I can move people and such around.”

Sharon stared at him for a moment before her expression broke into a smile. “I didn’t think you’d actually be able to get something out of that. Your father was always very dedicated and a hard worker, after all, and even he never got far with that book, but since you have these new abilities, why did you not use them to clean this place up?” Her voice too on an accusatory tone once more.

“Well, I tried moving that stuff earlier, but it seems that it only works here on living things or at least cats and people.”

“You’re just going to have to clean this up the old-fashioned way then.” She took a deep sniff. “Oh, I do hope that greasy smell is going to come out of the curtains!”

Although disgruntled at his wife’s more underwhelming response to his accomplishment than he hoped for, Scott got to work cleaning things up, starting in the living room. He was just getting to the turkey gizzards when he looked put the window and say a boy of around seven or eight years old walking on the road, apparently alone. Then he had a genius idea.

***

“Scott? Scott?! I heard yelling. What’s going on out here? Scott!”

Sharon emerged from the dark hallway to find her husband leaning against the counter with a shit-eating grin on his face and the boy doing the dishes. “I figured I might as well get someone to help out a bit with this. It’s paying off already!”

The sniffling boy seemed too frightened to speak but moved as if he was trying to step away from the sink before being pushed back by an invisible force. “I told you that I’ll let you go after you’ve helped me crawl up on the counter and cleaned the wall,” Scott chided him. “He was a little mouthy, but I got him to settle down a bit.”

“Are you crazy? You can’t just take some random kid! His parents will be looking for him. Oh, this is bad...”

“Don’t go fussing now. I said I’d put him back when I was done.”

“Yes, you did, but what happens when the police are at our door and I get arrested and sent to the electric chair all because you couldn’t even be bothered to clean up after the mess despite spending who knows how long making it!” she screamed.

“Settle down. It’s not as if anyone will believe him. Nobody goes around using teleportation to take kids to clean for them.”

“Yes, they have! Remember the Bobby Dahl kidnapping!”

“Pretty sure that was a murd—”

“He was caught when a neighbor saw him move crows out of his yard, and then everything came out, and there was a big uproar and that one thing with the ice cream truck, and, oh my god, I’m going to call the police and move in with my sister.” By this point, the kids wailing had joined Sharon’s panic, and it was all making Scott very uncomfortable.

“Wait!”

Sharon attempted to disobey and storm into their room to pack her bag but found herself trapped where she was.

“I have an idea. See, we’ll just send him somewhere else real far away.”

“Well it’ll have to be somewhere with a lot of people so he can find someone to help him so he doesn’t just starve, but it also has to be far enough that he won’t end up back here to show where we live.”

“Uh, well. India has a lot of people in it. That’s pretty far, right? I’ll send him over to Calcutta or wherever.”

***

A week later, Sharon stormed into the living room where Scott sat watching television and held her smartphone in front of his face. “Nice going.”

Scott leaned over to read the headline of the news article she was showing him.

Missing Nebraska boy found mysteriously drowned and washed up on Bengal Beach

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2 months ago
That one was fun, too. Was I supposed to laugh at the end? I feel bad that I laughed.

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2 months ago
I wouldn't.

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2 months ago

Hmm, is it just me or should you have proofread more closely?

  • "Scott was just testing if he used his new power on both the cat and himself at once ..." Reads a bit awkwardly to me, maybe add two words? Something like: "Scott was just testing if he had successfully used his new power on both the cat and himself when ..."
  • "... looked put the window and say a boy of around seven or eight years old walking on the road, apparently alone ..." out & saw.

Plot

I don't know how conclusive this is... but I'd classify it as a comedy, though I suppose a little darker comedy given some of the concepts. Anyway, I feel that as a comedy it works just fine, but because the kid doesn't get introduced all that quickly, him being the pseudo-twist for the ending means that I feel slightly unsatisfied, might just be me.

Anyway, I'd see if you can condense the earlier part, or find a way to place more emphasis on the kid as their own character, that way you could keep this ending. Otherwise I'd imagine expanding it so that the ending has more to do with the super powered guy instead would feel more whole. I'm not too confident on all this tho, so take it with a grain of salt.

Oh, I will add another alternative, after the "***" mini time hop add another part, one which occurs prior to the scene we just witnessed (or I should say simultaneously as the scene we just witnessed) and have it follow the boy. This way you can develop them more as their own character so that the ending fits better with the whole piece. Yet... this adds its own problems, so again, I'm not too sure.

Anyway the story is still rather amusing with good flow and pacing (barring the two things I pointed out which stuck out). The ending also isn't bad, I just feel it could have been better. Regardless you do manage to do quite a bit in regards to information conveyed, but you also keep engagement high so it is pretty awesome.

Self-Evaluation

I'm curious on how you feel about this story tho, you're happy with it (hopefully, as I'd you should be) but are there any other things you wish to share regarding your thoughts on it? How was it writing it? Did you get everything you wanted in? Simple stuff, really, I'm just curious.

TL;DR

Worth a read, pretty humorous and mostly well written, with very good pacing. I feel the ending could be a bit better, but this is an uncertain criticism so I wouldn't worry much about it.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Hehehe, you seem to assume that I proofread.
I'll note the characterization for the future, but for the purposes of this story, I'm happy with how I made the kid. I feel that it would be less entertaining (for me at least) if the kid was someone set up to feel really bad for.
I'm more pleased with it than I expected to be. Mayana gave the prompt last time I was in HELL, and I didn't really feel up to it then, but patriotism won out.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Commended by mizal on 5/3/2019 7:32:56 PM
Uhh, this is crap but I could barely stay awake. Maybe I'll do a better one tomorrow. UNITED TERRA PERSONNEL ONLY declared signs in stern black letters. Now and then a frog-eyed port window bulged out at the bleak lunar landscape as the three aliens were ushered down the white halls by the men in dark suits. The aliens, despite their calm and dignified manner provided the only splashes of color. Their skin respectively of pink, lavender, and blue, and their long hooded cloaks a mottled mix of deeper hues. With round yellow eyes, long, solemn faces narrowing at the chin, and fleshy tendrils drooping from their heads in place of hair, there was something distinctly reminiscent of the ocean in their appearance. They stopped before an elevator while their human escorts spoke into communicators. “It’ll be only a few more minutes,” one of the men reassured them in a breezy voice. This one appeared young, smoothly shaved with clean-cut dark hair and a scar on his right cheek. The scar was purely for cosmetic purposes, and who could say how many years he had seen. All but the most extreme physical infirmities or indignities of age being at least one remnant of their primitive past humans had gladly left behind them. “Just a last minute security check.” “Security,” murmured one of the aliens in strangely accented but perfectly understandable English. This one was a pinkish color, and the ends of its tendrils twitched as it spoke. This particular alien displayed the longest tendrils of any of the group, and thus was the oldest. Like the others, it had no proper name, only a title naming its rank and career. “You are a very strange species.” Although the words were low in volume, the voice had a faint echoing quality. “You know we are delegates of peace on a mission of healing, and yet you searched us for weapons before we stepped on the ship, and when we stepped off it. And now here you are once again preoccupied with your ‘security’. We are the Yna’m, not one of our members would seek to do harm here. We have always wanted peace; it is you humans and your suspicious natures that have caused the difficulties in our relations since the beginning.” “No offense meant,” answered the scarred man quickly. The expressions of his peers were unreadable, but he seemed the diplomat of the bunch. “Everything is done by the book here. Er...a kind of tradition, you might say. This is a sensitive installation, and anything to do with security just has to be done a certain way, every time.” “I see. Well the Yna’m do believe in respecting the traditions of species that are...different.” “It’s not really even just about you. There are other humans who might try and disrupt things for us here, although we’ve kept your visit as secret as possible.” This elicited a fluttering of pastel tendrils and murmurs among the aliens in their soft, musical language. “Strange indeed.” The eldest finally spoke up again in English. “You know, we Yna’m--” “You have a telepathic empathy for one another of astonishingly long range, your species has been cooperative and pacifistic since early in its development, thus giving you a head start on everyone else in this section of the galaxy and allowing you to build a utopic star-spanning civilization while other species were still killing each other over things you don’t thing matter for reasons you don’t understand. We know.” The alien blinked its great yellow eyes at him, and the man tapped his communicator and nodded toward the elevator, “Didn’t mean to interrupt, but they’re ready for us now.” The alien delegates were taken now to the uppermost floor and led through more white rooms. There were humans in white coats here; long white coats for medical staff, and coats with straps and buckles that restricted the movements of their glassy-eyed patients. The aliens were led quickly past all this by their guides, to a room at the end of a long hall where two uniformed men with plasma rifles stood guard. On the other side of the door was young man with a wild shock of red hair, fastened securely to a chair which itself was bolted to the floor. His arms were bound tightly to his sides, his ankles secured by straps capable of carrying an electric current. His rapidly twitching eyes were the eyes of one far gone and never returning, and the agitated sounds that escaped the tape over his lips were those of an animal in pain. The three aliens gazed at the madman with fascination, while the humans seemed more preoccupied by the rank stench of his freshly emptied bowels. “This is the offspring of your great warrior?” “General Weller’s son, yes. Matthew is the young man’s name.” “This General Weller, we have heard, is very outspoken in his baseless hate of the Yna’m. Thus we were surprised to receive the request for aid.” “Baseless hate is exactly what we hope to do away with here,” spoke the smooth and scar-faced man again. “The General will have a new message to spread to the people after this. Matthew is his only child after all, and he’s drained the family’s resources and resisted all treatment since he was very young. I hope that, after this, if all goes as hoped, I’ll finally have good news to give him.” The alien seemed to accept this, nodding thoughtfully. It motioned to another in the group, a tall and slender lavender-skinned being with a marked elegance to its movements. After a brief exchange in their own language, the lavender alien walked up to the man in the chair, watching him rock back and forth and mutter to himself. “This one has the greatest sensitivity of us all. We have never been invited to fully Join with a human before, and as your sense of empathy is rudimentary at best it will take great delicacy to repair this one’s aberrant mind.” As it finished speaking, the lavender alien placed the tiny suction-cupped fingertips of each hand on both sides of the young man’s forehead. It began making a sound, a low throaty hum, and closed its eyes. Matthew’s twitching, uncomprehending eyes snapped open and suddenly seemed to focus. In them was a look of raw, unfiltered fury. A pure, primal, primate hatred that knew no end to its depths. The lavender alien’s eyes shot open too. For a moment they bulged in their sockets, then became the eyes of a being far gone and never returning. With a sudden baring of its flat, plant-eating teeth it bent back the man’s head at an unnatural angle and twisted it, filling the room with gasps of shock and the popping and snapping of bones. It was in that moment the others seemed to feel the psychic backlash, staggering backwards as if from a physical blow. The two guards rushed in, leveling their guns, but the lavender alien gave an unearthly shriek that made them double over and clutch at their bleeding ears. It grabbed the gun from the nearest human and burned a hole through his chest, swinging the weapon to scorch away the skull and long pink tendrils of its eldest companion. Then with the deafening burst of sound from another gun, one of the projectile sidearms the humans favored so much, the maddened alien was burst apart into purple blood and twitching pieces. The third alien was tackled and restrained, seemingly in a state of catatonic shock. Only when the all clear was given did the scarred man hasten back into the room he had so swiftly exited when the incident began, staring around at the carnage and the white walls stained with red and purple gore. Through his communicator, reports from the star lanes began to filter in, of sudden violent outbursts of Yna’m at colonies and outposts and embassies all across the sector. In their resource rich, utopic worlds, the aliens were tearing each other apart, responding to a sudden psychic outpouring of hate the likes of which they’d never experienced and had no evolutionary preparation to withstand. “Get the general on the phone,” he panted. ***** General Weller, a stocky man of unassuming appearance who nonetheless had made a reputation for himself as a fierce opponent of the recent alliance talks with the Yna’m, excused himself from his colleagues to take the call. “Well?” “Good news sir. It worked.”

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

Boy, I sure do want to read a story that is crap, so glad you told me about that, now I can read what I want to read, so glad you posted crap in the first place too. I'll blame it on your being barely awake, but I expect you to not fall in the group of self-hating for pity points people, which means you must really think it is crap unless you dropped this: (/s). Alternatively, you're proving a point that even crap stories can get someone out of hell, or perhaps you're opining that everyone else has submitted crap as well so you're sneakily throwing shade.

Also you used the descriptor of "stern black letters" and don't utilize BOLD? I guess flair for visual representation in text stories isn't really necessary, but it is an easy addition...

Moving on.

Technical

I must try to nitpick because you called it crap.

  • "All but the most extreme physical infirmities or indignities of age being at least one remnant of their primitive past humans had gladly left behind them." Such a wordy sentence, maybe it is the way their and humans interact being so close together, maybe I just want a comma. Not too sure, maybe it is because you used long words.
  • " “Security,” murmured one of the aliens in strangely accented but perfectly understandable English. " I think it would be funny if you had him murmur "Sécurity" instead. This goes back to pointless visual flare.
  • "... it is you humans and your suspicious natures that have caused the difficulties in our ..." Is this supposed to be nature or am I just tripping and both work?
  • "... you don’t thing matter ..." Think. You meant think, pretty sure.

I'll stop here because I want to enjoy the story and I worry about where this gimmick element of this post will lead, and besides, you're an admin, you can just edit your post.

Plot

I thought this was a cliffhanger ending, but thinking about it, it makes more sense as a twist ending. There is enough build up for it too, and it is impressive that you managed a sci-fi setting for a short story like this.

The writing was solid, really hooks you in and you provided the exposition in a way that didn't detract from the experience, information flow in general is handled nicely. Good work.

Setting

As mentioned, good work with a sci-fi story for this. The world felt big despite being mostly in one place, but the flow and pacing of events still kept it very engaging. The world felt believable (that is to say, I have suspended my disbelief), and that is a great thing to achieve.

The setting also felt very relevant for the story, as you'd definitely lose something if you changed it (or at least that is what I think). As such good work executing on that front.

TL;DR

Wait for Mizal's next story, seeing as she called this one crap. Tho if you do bother reading it, it is actually pretty decent, with a well realised setting all things considered.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Yeah I didn't read over it or edit anything, I was literally falling asleep at the keyboard while typing out the last third of it. Just count yourself fortunate I deleted the two solid lines of commas I wound up with at one point.

For the purposes of this exercise a crap story is fine for Hell-escaping though and it's supposed to be a pressure free thing with nothing required but a small bit of effort. Although the rest of you seem to be going above and beyond to write the good shit.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Also is anyone else having a REALLY hard time with third person past tense?

It just feels so weird now.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

One tip when the third person past starts feeling weird is to switch around between "she walked" to "as she was walking..." and "she had just finished walking when" if the chronology of the story allows for it.

There's a lot of pastness to choose from.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
I like 'As she was walking', I'll try to remember phrases like that.

When I first started posting my stuff on the internet just out off highschool it was beat over my head that using 'was' and 'had' more than once per million words were unforgivable writing sins on the level of -ly adverbs.

The latter are easy enough to avoid but as far as I can remember no one actually explained what to do in place of the dreaded WAS except beat your head against the keyboard and hope for the best and I remain hypersensitive about it to this day.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

I don't understand why there would be a problem with "was" or "had."  They are as neutral words as can be.  I think that advice comes from the same place as writing advice not to say "He said" or "Bob said" all the time for speech attributions, but instead to mix it up with "She observed" or "Bob countered" and it can be promptly tossed out.

People half-memorize fake rules because it makes them feel like they have decoded the mysterious process of writing, and then they love to inflict their fake rules on other people.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
I mean, overusing them can indicate too much passive language or whatever, I guess? But it was really taken to an extreme on that site for sure. I think it's mostly bullshit now but I can't stop reading every instance of the words like they're flashing red.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Commended by mizal on 5/3/2019 7:33:10 PM

“Sing me a song, Keri. The sunshine song.”

I looked up at Mika, his eyes barely visible behind his blanket as they pleaded with me to drown out the screaming. 

“Sing it with me,” I urged.

Mika pulled the blanket up over his ears until he looked like a wizard with a cowl on- almost comedic with his ears sticking out the sides- and peered at me expectantly. 

“Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter,”I rasped, unable to keep my voice stable and clear. It didn’t matter how loud or how long we sung, it never really stopped. Even in the middle of the night when The Monster is lying asleep next to mum, her screaming would echo in waves through my head. I wished it would just all stop. Stop, and I would never have to hear the high-pitched wails again, but then I realised what that would mean. And that could never happen, not for as long as I lived. I knew what that could do to us and vowed to never let it happen, for Mika. He’s a strong boy, that’s true, but I didn’t know how much more of it he could take before he’d snap and think it was a good idea to tell someone. And we could never, ever tell someone for The Monster promised us we would face a lifetime of shame, or hints of not even a life at all. 

I shuffled over to him and grasped his hand. 

Here comes the sun, and I say, it’s alright.” He mouthed it with me, slowly daring to close his eyes. 

We hummed the next few lines together, two kids huddled up on the floor of their state house bedroom. The Monster couldn’t get us here, we were trapped in our own little bubble, far away from the punching and screaming and kicking and biting and throwing and touching and whatever else The Monster did. As long as we were together and my mum was someplace else, we would be alright. The floor didn’t offer much comfort, but we didn’t mind that. It was only a few hours anyway, and then we could go to school and leave The Monster at home. I waited in earnest for school, even though I got in trouble a lot for not concentrating. School was a place where Monsters were bad, and I could write stories about Mika and I leaving our house forever and escaping to live with our real father somewhere else. Because there is no way I was related to The Monster, I just didn’t believe that. He’s too scary, too mean. 

It seems like years since it’s been clear.”

Mika’s breathing began to slow down, and I smiled to myself. He’s going to be ok. He’s going to make it out of this, finish school, get a job and then have his own family without The Monster. Maybe I can live with him too and we can make all those stories about escaping come true. 

I kept singing as Mika drifted off to sleep, more for myself now than for him. The Monster was not far away, and I knew I was the next victim. Shaking, I pulled the blanket off my legs and draped it over my little brother, covering his ears.

“Sun, sun, sun, here it comes,”I whispered, praying to whatever God that sometimes looked out for me would take pity and speed up the world so the rays of light could return, and I could get out of my house and away from The Monster at school. Selfishly, I wished that my mum’s screams would continue because as long as she was in pain, The Monster was far away from me and Mika and I could remain safe.  

Here it comes. Sun, sun, sun, here it comes,”I whimpered, struggling to keep my sobs down. 

I heard footsteps pounding outside the door, coming closer and closer. 

Here it comes.”

I prayed that The Monster would pass by our room as the screams died off and the footsteps edged closer. Pressing my thumbs into my fingers, I shut my eyes tight and desperately held my hands over my ears, trying to block it out. Maybe if I couldn’t see The Monster, he would ignore me.

“Here it comes.”

Even with my hands pressed hard against my ears, the slam of the door being forced open startled me and I let out a shriek as The Monster entered the room. From where I was sitting in the corner, he looked so much bigger and stronger than me and I felt utterly helpless. He glared at me with a look so scathing I trembled uncontrollably. 

“Keri, why aren’t you in bed?” he growled.

I didn’t know what to say. Tell him that the bed has mites in it? That his vicious beating of my mother kept me awake? That I worried sick about my little brother and was scared to sleep while him, The Monster, roamed the house in fear that Mika would get abused too? 

“Answer me!” he snapped. 

I clasped my hands together to stop the shaking. “I-I’m sorry, I-“

“I work hard for this family, to put food on the table, educate you kids, and you’re just throwing it all away. Can’t you see, I’m just trying to prevent you from ending up like me,” The Monster said, exasperated. 

I nodded, attempting to look grateful. I thought that maybe there was a chance I would survive this encounter unscathed. “I appreciate it, really. Mika and I both,” I told him. 

He stood there, seemingly unsure of what to do next. 

“Is Mika asleep?” he questioned. 

I cast my eyes downwards to where he lay with his back to The Monster. Mika’s eyes, wide open, met mine, and they screamed at me to not say anything.

“Yes.”

The Monster shrugged in annoyance. “His rugby coach called. Something we will have to talk about later.”

He turned to walk out the door. “Goodnight Keri.”

“Goodnight.”

“I love you.”

I just smiled weakly in response, unwilling to bring myself to return the statement. The Monster looked at me and for a second, I thought I saw a look of regret flash across his face as he shut the door. 

A few seconds after he departed, Mika sat up. “I told him,” he whimpered. “I told him, and Dad knows. He knows.”

I frowned. “Told him what?”

“I told my coach. He asked why I was so tired and I… I don’t know I just-“Mika cut off his own sentence and broke down, sobbing into his blanket. “Dad knows I told him! He knows Keri!”

As Mika’s sobs threatened to get louder and out of control, I pulled him close and began to sing again. 

“Here comes the sun, and I say, it’s alright.”

“It’s alright.”

“It’s alright.”

 

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

Hmm, would you look at that, italics used for visual flair, someone with a certain 'm' username could learn a thing or two from here.

Plot

The fact the first twist came before the end meant I didn't see it coming, very good choice of information to share early on for a compelling read. Good thing that it stayed consistent for the rest of the story too. The writing quality was great too, tho I do question this line:

  • "School was a place where Monsters were bad, ..."

Maybe it just broke up the flow of the section it was in, because I think it does make sense rereading it, so I might have just tripped on it for no reason, but figured I'd mention it anyway.

The story does feel complete even if the ending is far from a happy or final one, and I think this is because of the way elements are handled helping make the story feel more real and make the reader confront the reality that some people have as their own literal reality. Basically, it seems to work for the type of story being conveyed here.

Style

I liked the writing style, really felt well utilised to keep quality flow throughout the story, but also some of the sentence structure really helping put myself in the protagonist's shoes and engage with the story.

Good work!

TL;DR

Worth a read, a solid story with a strong and consistent style/tone. Engaging throughout.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Commended by mizal on 5/3/2019 7:33:23 PM

An affluent crowd gathers around a masterpiece, ignoring the thin ceiling held up by pillars. However, among them only one is truly focused upon the painting, yet this man's sincerity comes not from an honest place.

Weary eyes bore into the depiction of Ryptolis piercing the sun with his spear while standing upon the index finger of the petrified titan Ssor, and in the background, the calamity star hurls towards the earth. An artist's unique interpretation of anthology rarely bothers the man, who but desires a vision.

Then someone pushes past him, disturbing his revere. Eyes defocus as they gaze into the future. The man begins to leave, only one thought in mind.

Time to prepare.

~

Cold seeps through cloth as the man kneels on stone and sticks a heavy-duty suction-cup upon it, and with his free hand withdraws a specialised knife from a large nylon bag, and then begins to cut out a large circle. When he is finished he pulls up the concrete chunk and smacks it off to the side. He retrieves the suction-cup but discards the knife.

He stands up, double checks his pre-anchored rope, then steps into the gap, the rope tightens. He is standing on the pillar which the painting is beside. He begins the descent, step by step. Thin laser strands cover the floor in tightly backed rows and columns. He must not trigger them.

He reaches the painting, its glass protection reflecting his shadow. He attaches the suction-cup, and lifts. When clear he swings out to the side, letting go with one hand. It is heavy. He reaches for the panel next to the painting's frame. He opens it, then gets to breaking it. There is a sizzle and a spark, he withdraws a leaking battery. There is nowhere to put it, and the painting will require a proper grip. He grimaces, then plops the battery into his mouth. The acid is heavily diluted. He grabs the paintings frame, then fumbles to flip a switch on his waist with an elbow. The zipline begins to retract. His arms begin to ache.

Back on the roof the man pants as he shakes his arms, then spits the battery into a hand and stuffs it into a pocket. He'll deal with it later. He stores the painting in the nylon bag, leaving behind the glass and tools, and heads for the fire escape.

~

The splashing of waves does little to ease the man's mind. He gets of his bike and enters the abandoned dock warehouse. Little moonlight enters through the shattered windows, but there is enough to illuminate two other silhouettes. One is twitchier than the other one. The man reaches them.

"Painting?" the calm one asks.

"Yeah." The man puts down the nylon bag, then opens it partially. It is examined.

"Nice… $400,000 good?"

"What? We agreed on $500,000!"

"Yeah, but that might be a little high."

"Are you being serious?"

The calm one turns around and walks towards a bundle of two bags. It must be the money. "You try," he tells his companion.

Twitchy approaches the man, "Hey…"

A taser smashes into the man's chest, dispensing a great shock, which makes him fall down, spasming. Twitchy pivots, gun now in hand, pointed at his partner. "Freeze!"

"Fuck man!"

"Shut up! I'm taking it all, I don't want to kill you man."

"Look-"

The man zones out their talking, he doesn't care, he needs to focus on regaining control over his body. It is but a few moments before he begins to recover. His assailant couldn't have known about his past, so this recovery will undoubtedly catch him off guard. He begins to stand, Twitchy is still facing his ex-companion.

"Then just shoot me!" shouts the non-aggressive buyer.

"I-I'll do-"

He is cut of as an arm appears around his neck, yanking him backwards and pressuring his windpipe. A chokehold. The other buyer runs up while the assailant kicks and retrieves the taser. The man barely manages to let go as the assailant is shocked.

"Fuck this shit… a bloody traitor." He looks to the man. "Thanks. You can take the money." He looks back down, thinking.

The man wastes no time rushing over to the two bags of money, and then out of the warehouse and to his bike. He can still make it. He pedals as quickly as he can.

~

An unsavoury part of town, the man locks his bike to an alley fence, which he then throws his bags over before climbing past himself. He eyes the cellar door for an old brick building.

~

The stairs are dusty, the only noise in this narrow hallway is that of a leaky pipe's drip, drip, drip. The man reaches the door. It scrapes the floor as he forces it open.

An antique bar sits against the back wall, at it a goon is mixing a cocktail, and a man, undoubtedly the collector, sits in front him dressed in a suit. As the man steps into the room a group of four goons sitting at a small table draped in shadow turn to face him, the Collector spares him but a glance.

The man puts his two bags on the table. "I've got the money."

The Collector clicks a hand, a goon from the corner table walks over, pulls the bags over to himself, and begins counting.

"You can go when he finishes."

The man nods. He is feeling drowsy. He takes a seat beside the Collector. The goon finishes the cocktail, pours it in the Collector's cup. The man's head slams the table, the drink spills.

The Collector sighs. "The fuck?" He pulls back the man's head by his hair. His eyes are rolled back and an oily dark fluid is pouring from the mouth. "Ugh!" He yanks the head back so that the corpse falls to the floor.

"It's all here," says the counting goon.

"Take him away. At least he paid his debt."

Poisoned End

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
TOO LATE REEEEEE
ZAKE REVIEWED HIS OWN STORY. IT WAS SUCH A ZAKE THING AND WAS GREAT.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
PFFT I CAN DO BETTER JUST YOU WAIT!!!

*Don't respond to this post, I'll edit in the review once I write it since I really don't want to bump the thread for a self-review, as I think that'd be stupid.*

*edit - I forgot about this, oh well, nothing of value was lost. Let us just hope no one stumbles upon this post again.*

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Commended by mizal on 5/3/2019 7:33:42 PM

Quick disclaimer that I wrote this a bit shy of midnight and just finished formatting it for CYS. I tried to make it funny but at the same time fill up space. Have a nice time reading this and I apologize if the ending was cramped, I was going to hit 1k too early.

Edit 1: To explain the ending, she’s a goddess of putting things to 100% (but only things she touches).

———

Everyone was meant to be something interesting. From birth, we had marks on our bodies. These marks denoted our future in society, and each job had a different one. It was easier to sort people, then, when it first started happening. Engineer, doctor, artist, mortician. The weirdest one I’ve seen was murderer; and those are pretty rare to come across. Nobody was ever made fun of. Nothing was questioned. From the moment you understood the soul marks, you understood your destiny.

Nobody was quite sure what to do when they saw my soul mark.

There was a new alphabet for interpreting these marks, and was very accurate. So accurate to when my parents found out, or rather, the hospital staff found out, they were sure that had been reading it wrong.

Not every child is born a God, but I was.

I’ve been wondering over that fact since I was old enough to understand it. What kind of God am I? Am I one who causes slight inconvenience to man? Am I responsible for USB cords not charging things immediately? I must be affecting cell service. Or maybe I’m a God of guilty conscience.

The first time I remember being told about it was in fourth grade, in Ms. Fulmer’s class. Recess. The wind was nice and cool, and smelled like the aftermath of the night before’s rain. The empty lot across from the playground was vibrant with wildflowers; kids had climbed the fence to go snip a few with safety scissors. The rest of us stood huddled in a massive ring over the woodchips, our shirt sleeves pushed up to reveal our marks.

My best friend Mason grinned as everyone ooh’d and aah’d when they saw his. We’d known each other since diapers, and he had always been proud of his mark. He was supposed to be a Race Car Driver. I didn’t know what that was, of course, but looking back on it now, it was pretty vague. He died last summer in an illegal car race on the highway.

Back to the story.

His arm had a bold, thick mark of a racecar on it and all the girls touched it with interest. A few announced their jobs with excited energy, each naming an equally interesting career like Astronaut, or Journalist, or Coal Miner (I tried not to laugh at that one because she looked so excited). When it was my turn, I pointed to the bold mark of the planet on my arm with sass.

“I don’t know what I’m supposed to be, but I think it’s cool!” I said proudly. The other kids shifted uncomfortably. For a society adjusted to knowing everything, the uncertainty of my mark was startling to them. They got the teacher.

Mrs. Fulmer smiled at me and took a look at my mark. There was a brief moment of silence before Mason swaggered up to her and put his hands on his hips, giving her the worst stink-eye I’ve ever seen; green eyes bulging and lower lip jutting out similar to the overbite of a pitbull, if it were 4’7” and a ginger. The worst combination.

My teacher looked confused at first, like the children, before her face flickered to a soft smile I quickly acknowledged as fake. She announced recess was over and herded Mason and the rest into the school building with a bit of poking and prodding with a meter stick she’d found from the fifth graders’ recess before ours. 

Soon it was just her and I standing under the tarp over the buddy bench. She told me to sit, so I sat.

Mrs. Fulmer liked to stand.

She folded her arms in front of her. “Do you know what a God is, Natalie?”

I chewed on my lip, debating over a response. “Isn’t a God someone who writes a big book? And who makes things with magic?”

Mrs. Fulmer didn’t have a good sense of humor.

I don’t remember much else from that day besides going home and trying very, very hard to valiantly bend a mental spoon with my mind.

Years went by. I’m in high school now, about to graduate in a few months, and it seems as if the only superpower I have is pushing people away when they get weirded out by the fact I’m supposed to be a God, and finishing assignments two minutes before the teacher takes it up and somehow ace-ing it. If that’s an actual power, I’m not sure, but it should be.

Sometimes I snap my fingers and hope something happens. Nothing ever happens. I go to the empty lot that used to grow with wildflowers when I was in elementary school and try to stare down the greenery to see if I can make them grow with the sheer power of ADHD. 

My parents tell me not to worry about it, and I’ll figure it out when I get to it.

I slump into my seat in Statistics. I’m late, and I yank the zipper open to my backpack and heave my massive, cluttered binder onto the desk as quietly as possible. Which apparently, is not one of my superpowers either.

The teacher gives me a lazy-once over before resuming her rant about how grape flavored lollipops aren’t actually grape-flavored; likely a ploy made by the lacrosse boys to get her to talk so they can finish up last-minute homework. The girl behind me taps my shoulder, and I turn my head 40 degrees so I can talk to her, but I don’t have to look at her past my coffee.

“Hey, Nat? Can you plug this charger in for me? It’s not working and I think I just have some really bad luck with electronics. I’m supposed to be a politician, so...”

I nod grudgingly and take the small white brick in my hands, finding the electrical socket and shoving the prongs in. “Thanks so much! I’m at 100% now!”

Finally.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

FIVE WORDS MISSING!!! Jokes aside, here is another one: don't explain the ending in an edit at the top of the page, spoilers but also because you can then laugh at people who can't figure it out. Jokes aside for real this time, if you have to edit your story to explain the ending, maybe rewriting the ending is the proper way to go, however I can see why it could be difficult to do this given the interesting premise.

Technically Technical

New obligatory typo point outs:

  • "... they were sure that had been reading it wrong" ==> "... they were sure that they had been reading it wrong ..." Honestly just proofread a little closer, but mistakes do happen.
  • "mental spoon" also, metal spoon I'm assuming was intended, tho I guess mental can make sense on some level too.

Plot

A comedy! [Insert that I'm not an expert on comedies.] Anyway, I rather liked this one, and while I do think it makes a complete story, I do feel the ending could be improved a bit for clarity. Maybe just a tiny bit longer so you can add a few words to those ending scenes so things are clearer?

Other than that, the ending is a twist ending, sorta, because it doesn't do too much to disrupt reader interpretations of previous parts, but it is humorous so I'd say it does what it needs to.

The writing itself looks good to me, barring the two typos above, but I would like to give a shout out to the flow and pacing in the way they handle the story moving between different scenes, along with the time skip. It fits together well, and the tone feels consistent too. Good work!

Semantics

Maybe not the best title, but I wanted to mention that if the protagonist is a god, I think it makes sense to not capitalise the word as I think that is reserved for scenarios where there is a the God (unless you are using it as a ... proper noun). Granted I might've just made this up right now, or it might be a style thing, but I did want to mention it. Small things add up!

TL;DR

Worth a read, nice little story with an interesting premise that could probably be utilised for a number of different stories, if one wanted, but as it is, for what is here, it definitely still holds up on its own merits.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

Thanks for the review. I would have edited it more thoroughly, but at the time I had tunnel vision on making deadline. I capitalized God due to the fact that everyone’s job was also capitalized to draw attention/signify it’s relevance, as well as being a stylistic choice. The ending could be radically improved, of course.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Commended by mizal on 5/3/2019 7:34:00 PM

“Please...” Maria begged.

There was no response. Instead, her father turned his back and disappeared into the darkness. Maria’s reddened eyes remained fixed on the door, waiting for it to open. It didn’t. Eventually, a weak, orange light shone onto Maria’s face and her head turned towards the window. The sun had awoken, beginning its journey across the sky. She didn’t have much time.

*****

Maria dashed past golden-haired columns into a magnificent sandstone hall. She observed the group beneath the archway. They were bright stars, fitting comfortably in ink black robes and leather shoes that shone in the morning sun. Some sported glasses and other distinguished beards. With elevated chins and erect backs, they shifted and turned and moved from person to person, greeting one another with firm handshakes and long, superficial conversations. As she approached the crowd, Maria could make out murmuring.

“I can’t believe it...”

“He’s a madman!”

“He’ll be lucky if they only arrest him.”

“I heard they’ll kill him.”

“It’s just a crazy theory, but he thinks it’s true.”

Once immersed in the crowd, Maria noticed that the man fell silent. She recognised familiar faces: they were her father’s friends, colleagues, and students. Some glanced at her; none dared look at her directly. She quickly moved towards the doors of the hall.

A looming figure, draped in a blood-red cloak, haunted the stand. The man displayed a large silver necklace – the mark of his creed. Maria clasped her string of beads and lowered her head as she approached the figure. Kneeling in front of him, she begged, “Please sir, I come to speak about my father.”

“The crazy fool? He who questions the work of Aristotle? The work of Ptolemy?” He laughed. It was a long laugh. Feeling the sting of ridicule, Maria’s eyes began to moisten involuntarily.

“You must understand, he’s old and weak –”

“Ah, of course I do. You must understand that your father has undermined this great establishment and unless he retracts his beliefs, then we will take all necessary actions!”

Maria gripped her beads tighter. There was nothing else she could do or say. She recalled their old dinner time conversations from her childhood. Being logical and thorough, she would draw on general knowledge; scientific principles. But every time she gave a convincing reason, he had refuted it; he had refused to be wrong. There was something noble about his ideas – something beautiful and unique. But, sometimes she wanted to just walk away – to shout at him and tell him he was crazy. Maria buried her face in her hands.

“Unless he retracts his beliefs...” The words taunted her.

She was already too late.

*****

A lonely, pale figure hobbled towards the hall, illuminated by the glow of orange light. It was Maria’s father.

“Please Father, just tell them what they want to hear!” In a rigid movement, he placed his wrinkled, veiny arms onto her shoulders. Illness was visible in his sunken eyes.

“They’ll kill you! Please!”

He sighed and then turned towards the horizon, tracing the movement of the sun across the sky. He was like a crazy man. That was the reality that they both had to face. Estranged from humanity – existentially lonely. Was Maria’s love enough to overcome the judgement of others? Maria no longer knew where her own loyalty lay.

Maria knelt on the ground, praying, as she watched her father enter the hall. Silently taking a seat at the very back, near the door, she twisted her beads around her fingers. The crowd was silent.

In the centre of the room, Maria’s father stood upright, his expression resolute. In the place where he stood, in that exact moment, the bright stars seemed to revolve about him. Maria’s father faced the figure, a judge, locked eyes like bulls locking horns – both refusing to move.

“You’re a crazy man.”

Maria clenched her beads.

“It isn’t a crime to be crazy. But... it is a serious crime, punishable by torture, to supplant the head of our establishment.”

Maria’s father did not move. His eyes did not lower; his back did not hunch. Maria’s heart palpated.

The judge twisted his silver cross necklace and commanded, “Do you have anything to say, sir?” Maria’s father, with his warm brown eyes, turned to face the hall and found her. He bit his lip, then gripped the sides of his robe and turned to stare out the window. In his mind, the sun had frozen in the middle of the sky.

He lowered his eyes and whispered, “I recant my theory...”

There was a searing silence; the audience lowered their heads. Maria’s eyes remained fixed on her father; the booming-voiced man became a lifeless figure, alone in the hall, struggling to stand and struggling to lift his head.

Maria could hear the voice of the judge, “Let the records show that on this day, Galileo Galilei recanted his theory that the Earth revolves around the sun.”

Galileo, while exiting the hall, stopped in front of Maria. He looked down at the ground, gave it a tap with his foot and muttered, “And yet it moves...”

Sister Maria Celeste held out her hands. Her rosary beads were entwined around her fingers as her father’s warm hands encompassed hers. He gave her a gentle kiss on the forehead before he disappeared into the light.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

891, normally I'd do 2 500 word stories but this was what I could come up with in 48 hrs.

:       ^)

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
I was wondering what was going on at first, but when I realized what it was about halfway through, I really liked it.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Commended by mizal on 5/3/2019 7:34:10 PM

“Hey, Muiiq, how much longer do we have to hike?”
The pair of adventurers, adventurer Sully and nomad Muiiq, have been wandering the great desert for several days now, starting before the dawn and stopping only at dusk. Most would regard them as fools; none of them have made a name for themselves, and many great explorers have fallen in these sands. Nonetheless, they continue to march, looking for treasure, for artifacts. However, it would be two more days until they find anything noteworthy - an abandoned tomb almost buried in sand, containing none but an archaic lamp.

. . .

I wake up to feel some humans rubbing my lamp. If those bastards break my lamp, I would die, I remind myself. Without a better choice in mind, I leave my lamp. Of course, shock is the first emotion they feel, and one of them - the one in what looks like Indiana Jones cosplay - nearly throws the lamp.

“Wait!’ I bellow at them, making them halter their movements. Slowly, they look at me - and probably just now realizes that I am still connected to the lamp.

The first one to speak is the man in the white robes - a nomad, if I recall correctly - who immediately apologizes for the both of them. “Nahn asafun!” he cries out, getting down on one knee. He’s not a bad person, I think to myself, Yet, he has led that douche here. I’ll have my fun with them both.

“Save face; there is no issue here,” I lie, still very much angry that I was nearly killed in my slumber, “In fact, it has been a long while since I had visitors. Please, allow me to grant you each three wishes.” I offer them. That much is not a lie, I really will grant them three wishes, though they had better be concise - I am, after all, in a piss poor mood. “You cannot wish for someone’s death or rebirth, you cannot wish to find love, and you cannot wish for more wishes - or genies. Please do not wish for more genies.”

. . .

The people looked at the spirit. Willing to grant three wishes - although there is more to it. Genies are, after all, evil by nature. Between Muiiq’s mythology he learned as a junior acolyte and Sully’s addiction to Aladdin, they both knew that they would be conned if they weren’t careful. Taking the lead, the nomad takes the first wish.

“Ah, for my first wish, I wish for the wells of my home village to refill with fresh, drinkable water. That water is not to fill past the flood line of the wells, and for there to be excess - once again, fresh - groundwater to be stored in the appropriate reservoirs as well.” The genie, understandably, looked confused. Not at the complexity of the wish, of course - genies are, after all, some of the smartest beings on the planet - but at the lack of loopholes that could be made.

“Consider it done. As we speak, there is a great rain. This rain is to continue until the wells - and the reservoirs - have been filled exactly to the flood lines.” The genie looks proud of himself for that one, but the joke is on him - there has been a dreadful drought plaguing the area. With the rain, the land could once again become arable.

This time, the adventurer looks up at the genie and makes his wish. “I wish, by strictly magical methods, for a great many jewels and gems to appear in my home. This magic cannot be teleportation or any other transportation magic; these jewels and gems must not have been in anybody else’s legal ownership in accordance with the modern laws of ownership. Furthermore, the gems and jewels must be pre-cut, and there must be no damage stemming from the gems and jewels. Finally, there must a good assortment.” The genie’s surprise brought joy to his heart; he has outsmarted a genie!

“Consider it done. Creatures of many a mythology are now working to fabricate and create gems and jewels for you. However, they have already been noticed by the public eye, and them bringing unidentified burlap sacks to your house is drawing a lot of attention.” Again, the genie looks proud of himself.

“Hang on, how long will they work for me?” Sully finds himself asking. Not that he minds the magical creatures - quite the contrary; he wants to see them more than he wants to see the treasures!

“Until their contracts expire, in which case another creature with an unfulfilled contract comes to take their place. This will continue until you discharge them all - although this will require you to take on all their contracts.” The genie tells him unsympathetically.

“Does this… Does this mean that they will work for me forever if I don’t discharge them?” Sully asks, joy shining in his eyes.

“Well, until you die, in which case the creatures fulfill their contracts elsewhere,” The genie states, hoping for a negative reaction. Instead, all he hears is the cheers of joy coming from him - which confuses and worries both the nomad and the genie.

. . .

The promise of weeks of rain, with no negative reaction. Does that nomadic fool not realize the implications of that? And the other man… how could someone be so happy to have a bunch of mythical magic slaves? Especially considering that they will - that they already are - drawing massive amounts of attention? However, these two men, they seem to know the way I work, what with how specific their wishes are. That, more than anything else, is what concerns me. Suddenly, my thoughts are interrupted by the nomad.

“Is it possible to wish for your lamp to be unbreakable?” he suddenly asks. He cannot - that would be equivalent of asking for my immortality - which I simply cannot grant, no matter how it was worded. I tell him that much, still confused by the matter.

“Well, then I guess we will have to be careful. Upsy-daisy~!” the adventure yells as he picks up the lamp.

“Wha-” I yell out. Are they… are they bringing me with them?! Normally when you give some fools a genie, it ends in regret - for the fools. However, they know the importance of concise language. Well, as long as they don’t absolutely destroy my lamp, these aren’t the worst to have captured me. However, they better not let their guard down - one slip of the tongue, and I will get. them back. I still have, after all, four more wishes to grant.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

Made the deadline with a little help of a writing prompt - that, and bringing my 12 pound brick of a laptop with me to town.

All to spite Excel. Please free me from hell.

 

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
The perspective changes got a little distracting, but the story was entertaining.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

Yeah, I noticed that on the re-read, perspective changes do not fit well in a short story. Such a shame, I didn't know which perspective I wanted to stick with.

I'm glad the story itself went okay, it was a refreshing change of pace from what I usually write.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Commended by mizal on 5/3/2019 7:34:24 PM
“Faster!” Ellyn screams, tightening her legs around your waist. As she rides you, all thoughts other than her and you disappear. You love how she bounces on you as she tirelessly rides you. You soon climax, and despite your stamina being almost empty, you continue at top speed for a few moments more. You start to feel woozy, and spots begin to infect your vision. Realizing your exhaustion Ellyn allows for a quick break. She gives you a quick “Good boy” before she soon starts again, seemingly harder and faster.

After a few hours of relentless riding and short breaks, you finally reach your destination, where she promptly gives you a carrot for efforts. After hitching you outside of the small jail, and giving you praise, your rider enters to talk with the sheriff. You can’t see what’s going on within, but after swiveling your ears to focus in on what they’re saying, you get the gist of what's going on.

“Hello Miss Valek, back again for more action are we?” Says who you can only assume to be the sheriff.

“You know I am. Now, do you still have that bounty from a couple of days ago?”

“One feller took a poster, but he’s yet to return.”

“As long as it’s still open, it’s as good as mine. You better get the 120$ ready now, cuz I’ll be back in a few.”

“Heh heh, I know you will.”

With a new goal set, arms ready, and lives on the line, you gallop. Fortunately, it’s getting dark out and you spot an inn off in the distance. You manage to trot along the dirt road without incident, and when you get into the small outpost of poor log houses and a few businesses. It’s slightly dark, but it seems like all of the houses are bunched together on the side of a low sloping hill, while the businesses are all on the other side of the road, closer to the ocean. When you make it to the inn, Ellyn leads you over to the hitching post and ties you up there. Once she gets inside you are finally by yourself.

“Finally, I’m by myself!”

Ellyn comes back outside with a face stricken with surprise. “Who the hell was that?”

“Nobody said anything, you’re just so tired that you’re imagining things.”

“You’re probably right, Chestnut, I should’ve known that it wasn’t a good idea going without sleep for so long,” she says as she exhaustedly walks back inside. Probably a little too close for comfort, but whatever. Using your hands to untie the rope around the post, free yourself. Then, like a horse running off to give intel to their dark master, you run off to give your dark master intel.

After following the secret trail that only specially augmented horses like yourself can see, for a few hours, you find the base. The base is called HATS, which stands for Horse Augmentation Training Sanctuary. On your right you see several horses practice speaking English, and on your left you see horses using and concealing their arms. You continue down the path and see more advanced trading courses, like laser eyes, as well as the augmentation room. You finally make it to the Grand Stallion’s quarters, and after a quick retina scanning, you are let inside.

“Hello ‘Chestnut,’ glad you could find some time for us,” mocks a horse who goes by the name Reader due to his heavily augmented eyes. He cannot see normally, rather he can see into the soul of whoever he looks and, so he claims, the future. It seems like he and the Grand Stallion were in an important meeting before you walked in.

The Grand Stallion looks over at you and says, “Your timing couldn’t have been more perfect. Reader believes that we are entering a new age where we won’t be needed anymore. He claims that we’ll be surpassed by creations called ‘automotives.’ The research facility where they are going to be first created is about an 3 hours west of here.”

“That’s close to where my rider is heading. I can use one of our mind control devices on her to help infiltrate the enemy base. Her familiarity of primitive weapons, combined with my combat skill, could come in handy when I make my move. How much time do we have?”

The Reader speaks up, “It would be best to eliminate them as soon as possible, but I believe that we have until the end of 2 nights from now before their findings are spread, and it reaches an unstoppable pace.”

“Ok, that’s enough. I should leave now, before my rider wakes up. Hail Hydra!”

And with that, you’re off again. You make it back to the inn just before sunrise, and after tying yourself back to the hitching post, you go to sleep. Ellyn comes out looking well rested. “I really needed that, I was even starting to hear things. Well, that’s in the past, and now I need to go get that payday!” She hops on top of you and urges you to move west. Perfect.

Ellyn takes out her repeater, and you take this as a sign that you’re close. Not wanting to waste time killing these bandits, you decide to use the mine control device now. Showing your hands, you take the the device and stick the needle into her thigh before she can react. You instantly gain control over her, but you don’t really need her right now, so you just sit her upright as you continue past the bandit camp.

After going at full speed for another 45 minutes, you see the development site. As you trot further towards the building, a man rides out towards you. Once he is in range, he calls out to you, or rather Ellyn. “Hey, this is a restricted area! Get out of here!”

Using Ellyn’s rifle, you point it at the man and shoot him, but apparently these guns are much harder to use than what you originally thought, and you miss, by a lot. The guard then takes out his gun, but you decide to stop going easy on him, and completely dissolve his head with a laser blast. The only problem is that there is now about 20 guys riding out towards you. But these are all unenlightened horses, and they cannot see reason. You manage to take out half of them with your eyes, but you didn’t expect there to be so many guards, and Ellyn is eventually shot in the head, and you are shot multiple times in the legs, and you fall over.

When the guard captain reaches you he says, “Why the long face?” And shoots you between the eyes.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Commended by mizal on 5/3/2019 7:34:40 PM
Liam slid his key in the lock, ignoring the fat junebugs buzzing against the dirty porch light just overhead and the chorus of meows from the feline forms twining about his work boots. The rusty little bell above the door from when the bottom floor of the house had been an accountant’s office gave its usual feeble ring as he slipped inside. So many times he’d meant to take a screwdriver to that thing and be rid of it completely, but most nights, like tonight, he was just dead tired from the long hours of loading boxes. “Yeah yeah, you guys hush. Wait awhile, I’ll get to you,” he muttered to the cats, shutting the door and snapping the bolts in place. Taking a moment to straighten the cross he kept hanging on the inside of it, he brushed the dust of the flaking gold paint from his fingers, making a note to either reapply it or get a new cross soon; already knowing that he would probably do neither. Moving upstairs now, past his roommate’s empty room (James was still out doing deliveries), he scrubbed the sweat from his face with a damp towel in the bathroom and was just about to strip out of his brown uniform to shower when he heard the doorbell ring. “What the hell? Who’s that now?” It was nearly nine, which ruled out Jehovah Witnesses, grifters selling home repairs, and all the usual daytime pests. And no one he knew would just show up without calling first. The porch was dark, but enough orange light from the street filtered in that a quick look through the peephole revealed a young woman, Hispanic, in a long khaki coat. Her lips were tightened into a polite but nervous smile. Already Liam was reaching for the .20 gauge shotgun he kept by the door. “Can I help you, ma’am?” he asked, easing open the door a small amount. He kept the chain in place, although it was unlikely to help much. The cats meanwhile had all vanished somewhere and gone quiet. The woman peered in at him, smile still firmly fixed in place. “Hi! Um, sorry to bother you so late, but I’m looking for Liam McDowell.” “That would be me.” “Right, right, I thought so. Just making sure. Ummm...” The woman’s manner of speaking made him have to reassess his first impression of her age. Her voice was bright and chipper, and he couldn’t deny she was pretty, but being able to look closer at her face now she looked to barely be out of high school. Christ. “And? What can I do for you, Miss...?” he prompted, when she seemed to struggle to get to the point. Out of her line of sight, his left hand carefully unclicked the safety on the gun. In the distance, a siren wailed, and much closer by, his roommate’s terrier was barking up a storm in the backyard. Otherwise the neighborhood itself, always quiet, seemed calm and tranquil. He wondered again how this girl had even found him. “Oh! I’m Jessica Gallo.” Surprisingly, that sounded vaguely familiar, and he struggled to remember where he’d encountered her before. “Sorry to just show up like this and bother you this late,” she went on, “but I didn’t have any other way to talk to you. Umm, you don’t really know me, but we’ve spoken before online.” She named a genealogy website he used to use, and Liam suddenly recalled a series of e-mails he’d exchanged answering a series of curious and friendly questions from some girl, although they’d ultimately seemed to go nowhere. Jessica Gallo had indeed been the name. “Look, I know this all seems really weird...” “Yes. It does.” She winced a bit at his tone, looking embarrassed, but no color rose to her cheeks. “I really just needed to talk to you about something, it’s important.” Headlights lit up the street and her eyes darted towards them nervously. “Is there...umm, is there any way I could come inside?” So there it was. Liam took a step back, raised the shotgun and pumped a shell into the chamber. If the girl couldn’t see it through the gap in the door, she could certainly hear it. Already she’d taken a few rapid steps back, but she lingered by the edge of the porch. “H-hey, calm down okay. I’m serious, I just want to talk.” “You need to leave,” he said. “I’m serious too. I’ll shoot right through the door if I have to. I’m going to give you five secon--” Before he could finish the sentence, a pair of arms wrapped around him from behind and the gun was yanked upwards. The hands of whoever he struggled with were white and slender, but they were strong and one had already slapped his from the trigger and sought to wrest the weapon away entirely. Feeling his grip slipping, Liam changed tactics and simply threw himself backwards, letting his height and muscle do the work for him. The person behind him, as he had sensed, was not especially large and his move seemed unexpected enough, sending the both of them tumbling backwards and crashing into a table and then to the floor. Something like a heavy tarp flapped against his head and he struck it away from him as he rolled free. Then he got a good look at his assailant for the first time and a sick wave of fear washed over him. Leathery wings sprouted from the pale woman’s back and red eyes blazed from an angular face framed by lank black hair. Liam saw the shotgun was lying out of reach and halfway under the flipped tabletop. The monstrous woman moved toward him and he tore the cross off the door and held it out in front of him like a shield. Sucking in deep breaths, he tried to keep his hands from shaking. “S-stay back! Get the fuck out of my house!” The woman stopped, tilting her head and regarding him. She didn’t seem to feel as threatened as he would’ve wished, but at least she was keeping her distance. She surprised him a moment later by letting out a small sigh and speaking in a remarkably calm and normal-seeming voice. “Well shit. I was hoping this wouldn’t have to be so dramatic. We’re not here to harm you, Liam, believe it or not.” He narrowed his eyes, watching her closely for any sudden moves. “Uh, it seems MUCH safer not to.” Thin lips quirked a bit at that response. “Fair enough. Oh...and Jessica, you can come in now.” The other woman was directly behind him on the other side of the door, right there on the porch. In the midst of being attacked he had forgotten that. He heard the chain snap and started to turn, and the moment he shifted his attention the red-eyed woman kicked his legs out from under him while grabbing him by the shoulders to throw him down onto the floor. His back hit the scuffed boards hard and when he tried to get up she planted the heel of her boot to his chest and shoved him back down. Somewhere in there he had dropped the cross. The Hispanic girl had entered the house now, looking down at him and around at the room and trashed tabled with big brown eyes and then stepping around him to pick up the shotgun he had so recently threatened her with. Great. She hung back somewhere out of sight while other woman folded her wings back and addressed him again. “Liam, you don’t seem like a complete idiot so I hope you realize we could easily kill you at this point if we wanted to.” He had to acknowledge that indeed did appear to be the case. “I really did only wish to talk. Actually, I even brought you a gift.” She sent the younger woman back outside a moment, then eased her foot off his chest. Liam climbed to his feet cautiously, keeping a wary gaze fixed on the intruder. “Who even are you?” What, was closer to what he really wanted to ask. “Mm. You can call me Ket. Although I doubt we’ll ever be meeting again.” Jessica returned, and Liam did a double take as he realized she was carrying what looked to be an actual and quite large medieval sword in a dark leather scabbard. She passed it to Ket who drew it halfway. Not that Liam was exactly an expert, but he could tell right away that it was the real deal and nothing like some D&D nerd’s replica. The red-eyed woman beckoned him closer, and he wasn’t sure at all if he wanted to be that near to her even if she wasn’t holding a deadly piece of weaponry, but he grudgingly complied. “I suppose you can’t read this inscription.” She indicated a line of scrolling, fanciful letters etched into the blade. “But this belonged to an ancestor of yours. A well-known one, in certain circles. Liam McDowell, are you aware that you’re one of the last of the Van Helsing bloodline?” His expression seemed answer enough for her, and she sheathed blade. “Well, little matter now. Your family is entirely out of the business, from what I’ve seen. But out of the few I could find, you seemed the most suitable to inherit this. Here. This was all we came here for.” Ket pushed the blade into his arms. It was even heavier than it looked, and he could only gawp at her a moment while clinging to it before finally finding his voice. “What the fuck? You broke into my house and attacked me all just so you could give me a sword?” “Hey, she didn’t really attack you, she just disarmed you. You were aiming a shotgun at me, remember?” Jessica said. She’d leaned the gun in question back in the corner at some point and now regarded him with crossed arms and now continued in a sudden accusatory voice. “Also, did you know your cats didn’t have any water out there?” “What? I usually check their bowl and feed them after I take a shower. Obviously, I got a little sidetracked tonight. Jeez.” He awkwardly righted the table and set the sword down upon it with a thud, then raked his hands through his hair and rubbed at his temples. Jessica walked past him and he heard water running in the kitchen. He turned to speak to Ket again. “Uh, I’m still processing all this. Thank you for the sword and for uh, not killing me. So, you guys are leaving now? The winged woman took two index cards from her pocket, printed neatly with a pair of addresses and set them next to the sword while Jessica brushed past and went back out onto the porch with a pitcher of water. “How did you know you needed to be worried about her, by the way?” she asked, nodding toward the door. “What, aside from it being weird as fuck for a stranger to just show up on someone’s doorstep and start babbling about a website?” he asked with a snort. “But she didn’t trigger the motion sensor on the porch light. And then she asks to be invited in, and well...like you said, I’m not a complete idiot, okay? Maybe I’m just a little paranoid too. Not the first time I’ve had a run in with a vampire, and let’s just say that one wasn’t interested in the well being of my cats.” Ket seemed to consider that a satisfactory answer and nodded a bit. “You’ve got a good instinct, anyway. You handled yourself well here. And if you learned about vampires the hard way and are still around to tell of it, that says something too.” She drew his attention back to the cards on the table, tapping a slender finger tipped with a pointed black nail on the left one. He saw they were both addresses from nearby towns, no more than a couple of hours from his. “This is the gathering place of a group from a sacred order who have made it their business to collect knowledge on vampires and...well, individuals like myself. If you ever run into that sort of trouble again, they’ll know a great deal that could help.” Now she straightened the right card. “And this...” A distasteful quirk of her lips. “Is a group associated with the United States government who have made it their business to ah, shall we say remove individuals like myself. Although they...could be of use, to someone like you I’m sure. I’d not recommend seeking out either group lightly, however. There will be no going back to your regular life.” She stepped back from the table, glancing toward the door. “And now that I have given what small help I can, I’ve done my duty and can wash my hands of this.” Before he could reply she had whisked out the door, and a moment later he heard a car driving away. Liam spent most of the rest of the night just staring at the sword and the two addresses on the table, wondering what, if anything, this all boded for the future.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
2,241 words. I'm much happier with this one, although I'm looking at it more as a beginning for a storygame scenario rather than a complete short story in itself. Can't seriously work on a new storygame right now but I think I'll split it up into a few pages and add choices (mostly some expanded conversation and background stuff I wanted to include in this version) and then I'll at least have it as a working intro section.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

So, uh, can you say "uwu" or is that also a no-no word?

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Why don't you find out? :D

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
It just so turns out a glittery little gay boy in short shorts would be perfect for the position we've been trying to fill; that of a permanent companion for Lar in the depths of Furry Hell.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

I guess he doesn't know how this site or the discord works.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
Commended by mizal on 5/3/2019 7:34:56 PM

I was slightly late on the promised delivery, so I wrote 3.5 times the words that I needed to in order to get to an ending in this mess. Yeah, that was my issue!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jCvh3hppqg7iEd8A3Pb6DZDQw2o8SQBWpioMmiogSVk/edit?usp=sharing

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ALIVE

( 0 c 0) =3

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

Rumors of my demise were... Highly exaggerated.

Mostly by you.

Shame on you, Puddlebunni. Shame.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
1/8 you forgot to make up your own classification system based off page sizes for the fish
I enjoyed this adorable and rather funny story. This js a prime example of furries trying to weasle their way into social acceptibility. Do continue with that, Sent.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
This was so wholesome. I can see why you were freaking out about all the dialogue though, because there is a lot of it.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
48 hour deadline for the short stories will be 12:30pm Central Standard Time, so there's about five hours left if anyone else wants to add one. Still plenty of time! If you have some you want to put up after that's fine too of course, but they won't be included in the final tally. I'll be sitting down to read them all in more detail after awhile, expect many commendations to be handed out this day.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
All righty we'll go ahead and call this now. Let me go and count how many hypothetical Hell escapes we're dealing with here. edit: 14, including Endmaster's link. Plus a couple of smaller blurbs. Not bad at all for something requested over two school/work days with no warning. I am very satisfied with the writerliness and patriotism on display here. Although of course any real writer would jump at the chance to show off their stuff, it's practically a matter of principle you might say. Feel free to continue posting stories in here, I know there were people who wanted to participate whose schedules didn't allow it. I will hand out commendations as appropriate, for stories as well as the more detailed feedback posts.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

Thanks mom. Funny how the 1,000 word stories had more posts than the 21 word ones. Zake's going to be rolling in the comms today. 

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago

Okay posted my story here (A New Beginning). It's currently at the bottom of the thread:

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/21334

It's over 2000 words, so I went a little overboard, but it needed to be the size it was going to be.

Just Another Day In HELL

2 months ago
I'm still intending to comment on all these, just, you know, I've been...OMG what's that behind you!? *runs*

Just Another Day In HELL

one month ago
If I don't start reviewing these by 5pm CST, Cricket has permission...no, Cricket is ORDERED to start spamming notifications until I do.

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one month ago
Yeah, baby