We shall prevail! Mods, this is to make you aware of the new Noob Army coming to conquer the beautiful land of CYS! You can try to defeat us, but we are many, and we are strong.
Current cadets in the Noob Army (NA):
All cadets report to their leader, General WYS (me).
Here are our rules/how to enlist:
Here, you can post about the damage dealt to either side (try to stick to dealing damage to the opposite army, guys)
No more will Noobs be ridiculed! We will become respected CYSians! Huzzah!
You've Been Warned,
*disclaimer: no bloodshed is allowed. We are all CYSians, and team together against the CoGites and other lesser beings. Do not bring any other site into this. This is between Noobs and Mods (plus other well known members of the site). Play fair
So, as a way to fight against the mods, you're going to contribute to the site? Nothing ironic about that.
It's basically just to see if the Noobs are more annoying or helpful in general. It's purpose is actually to encourage Noobs to be more productive, not to literally fight anyone. That part was in fun
Winning four duels without losing any is difficult. If one is lost by a noob, damage will be dealt to our army.
noob wins duel. +5. Wins again. +5. Loses. +5 damage to themselves. Wins two more duels, +10.
Overall it's not as great as a featured story.
Also, as soon as their story gets featured, the noob gets an honorable release from the NA. Rules are rules (even if I make them)
However, if you still believe a featured story should be worth more (I'm starting to see that does make more sense) then please feel free to say so. It'll be changed to become a more powerful weapon
Also, Noobs tend to lose a lot more than they win, especially in duels like RPS
There is fierce competition among more experienced writers for the featured slots. So good luck with that.
We have a few new categories that might have some openings so strike when the iron is hot.
Winning duels is easy smh
Duly noted. Will change points accordingly...
Well Cys is a meritocracy, and annoying noobs don't live long.
So make sure these guys actually behave when they dont get their 350 word storygame featured, or they don't get every comment commended because they're not actually Gods gift to the site.
I'm more than faithful it will be on your head and result in the whole army getting banned as well if someone acts like a whiny shit.
So hopefully this will get some noobs to participate, but, probably not as well as you would like.
Also, good luck competing against the people in charge of commending, featuring, unpublishing etc lol
Alright, so it might just be a sugarcoated way of me saying "come on my fellow noobs, let's get our asses in line" but I was hoping it would work.
Yep. Sent the message, they agreed. Which is why they were tagged. And yes, the idea is to stop being Noobs, and decrease the current noob population. Featured stories are hard to get, I know. That's why it's worth more, and why you're not considered a noob if you have one. The NA pledges it's allegiance to EndMaster above all. I'm a General, not an overlord. Self appointed, yes, but they agreed, so...
*they agreed to follow me, meaning the Noobs. This is the first time I've mentioned this to non Noobs
*I was planning on the mods still being fair and not trying to win by cheating (not commending anything done by a noob simply because they are a noob is definitely cheating, and while there's nothing we can do about it, it's looked down upon by us all)
*it's all fun, people! Fun designed to get Noobs to be less noob-like!
*I'm trying to censor the Noobs allowed to join. Only the most non-spammy elites are recruited. Usually. I apologize for any lesser noob joining. If troubles occur, feel free to take it out on me. Not the rest of the army, but me, that's fine
No more will Noobs be ridiculed! We will become respected CYSians!
As I've mentioned, the point is to "evolve", as you say, to higher beings. To become less noobish, and improve the site overall with less spam and clutter. This is a quest to be better versions of ourselves...
Also, just a second on the roleplaying thing-- you realize that everyone does that all the time here, right? Just look at some people's posts on CYStia history, or the fact that it's called CYStia at all. That's a roleplay of sorts
I dont remember who it was exactly, but someone the cabal pf people more important than your or me coined the term Cystia. and are experts in the site lore.
Not sure why you're trying to explain that to them. There was also a purge a long time ago concerning roleplaying on the forums. If you dig through the warrior cat carcasses far enough you can find the remains of that part of town.
You and your army might have ended up in the pit already so I could just be talking to thin air.
*winces* I would say she's new, go easy, but that's kind of the point, isn't it? Oh well. Beginniner's mistake, actually having the nerve to tell a mod that calling someone autistic is rude.
I talked to her. Won't happen again, m'am.
Random suggestion, if you want to create a secret alt account, probably best not to give it the exact same avatar as your main account. :p
Oh. You banned her. Crap
I'll never join CoG... but nevermind. You guys don't want to have fun if I'm the one proposing the competition, I get it. Be that way. You're clique, rude, immature people, you know that?
*can we talk about the roleplay part again, mizal?
*go ahead and ban me. No one will care. I'll stand as a martyr for all those who believe that mods being cruel and prejudiced. Go ahead and laugh. One day you'll see!
I can't tell where the kayfabe ends but I'm enthralled!
To be a martyr someone would have to care about your cause no one hears about st joan of the local 7-11 do they? Little hint game was rigged from the start. Your no general, in my eyes your just another noob aiming above their station. I have seen many like you, I've also seen juat as many fade into nothingness.
It is tragic but I hope wys keeps up the dumb shit. Having the balls to try to have me call her ma'am. Acting like she's done a damn thing to earn or demand my respect. Fuck outta here with that weak shit.
Hey, Mizal just called me a success case? Wow, and after all the criticism she's thrown at me in the past few months!
Didnt take long to crumble under the pressure of not being a faggot
Well, so far, Kathee was an alt, and Sammich is already terrible at his job. I'd say it's not too late to beg an admin to delete this thread for you, but I don't think your account is going to last much longer anyway.
Kathee wasn't all alt. She was a friend from school.
All around tmanaking was the bloody and broken remains of what had been an 'army'. Their leader had come into his home and demand respect. He had played along to get close. The goal was to be the dagger in the dark that put this farce to an end. Unfortunately before that, their own incompetence had gotten them all slain. "Damn." He had been looking forward to the reaction when he ended this dumb shit. Oh well, end was the same so it mattered little. As he went to turn to walk off he step on what had been the 'commander'. "Just another fuckup aren't you?" With that he gave a swift, hard kick into her ribs. Having let some steam off he turned to the forest where his rambshackle hut was. As he passed the army larger than neccasary, he gave a half-hearted wave to a few faces he recognized. Whistling some small tune, he casually wondered back towards his home on the outskirts. Maybe the next time the dumb shit won't try to involve him. One could hope.
Cause that involves writing an epic.
I'm at the point where my actual short stories are barely acceptable. If I get too ambitious with my lack of skill I'll go from being looked down upon to actively shit upon from the great heights.
This was absolutely comical. If you really want to not be a noob, just shut the fuck up and actually do things on the site. Leave real reviews, not just "this was good", or actually write something instead of bitching on the forums. Guess what, I did the same thing as you when I was like 13, and while I didn't get banned, I did lose all my points and shit, so I just left for a while and came back a little less retarded.
Mods, if there's any way to get my name off writeyourstory's profile, could you please do that. I don't want to be attached to this. I removed myself as a co-author as soon as I saw this thread anyway, so it doesn't even make sense.
The confused penguin being the default avatar was an absolute stroke of genius, it's so fitting.
Interesting how those cadets you've mentioned backed out already...
You don't get ridiculed for being a noob on CYS, you get ridiculed for being a dumbass. Though sometimes I can understand the confusion.
And believe me, you'll face more than enough ridicule for waging a war against the mods.
And you get ridiculed for being INFAMOUS FURFAG DERPBACON
There's been debate if you two are the same person.
Personally I always figured you were two different people and were just buddies that belonged to the same furfag club.
gay incestuous brothers
Are you one of the people who can finally answer after all these years whether Derp is dead?
Derp's still alive, moved out a while ago and I haven't spoken to him much since. I don't think he would be making a comeback to CYS.
Glad to hear it.
We already got another Derp now, and it would be very inconvient if he came back.
I understand the confusion. Either way, glory to CYStia.
Don't give yourself too much credit lol. Infamous. The only thing you're infamous for is drinking nine full gallons of tomato sauce before the six cops tasering you in the grocery store aisle managed to bring you to the floor
You have no reputation aside from a small handful of people who think you're a fat retard (myself included). I wish you'd stop pretending you're some kind of master criminal. I've taken shits that have more of a reputation here than you do
And coming from Malk, that statement is literally true
I see the concept of proofreading continues to elude you. Considering the source I will say this is not terrible but when the source is the author of The Manliest Man that doesn't mean much. The spanish is bad and as it stands it is an insult to my people and my honor.
*The concept of proofreading continues to allude you.
Nah, elude's not a word. You made that shit up.
Not on my watch, Hitler
nobody better fucking commend this shit
I haven't logged in in a few days and it turns out I got a message about joining this noob army from writeyourstory.
I'm pretty offended, I'm not a noob. I have a storygame that's rated.. *checks* ...3.34, I'm amazing. I'm glad she's banned.
For future reference, if you're on Windows, use Windows key + Shift + S to take a cropped screenshot.
The majority of us use imgur, which is a free image-hosting app available on all phone platforms.
I'm actually surprised she didn't send me a message too; we were co-authoring a story.
I guess you're just not nooby enough. :(
This thread made for a fun binge read. ^_^
I've read through this and one thing i wonder.......is there anything an admin can't do? Cause some of these comments and other posts make me wonder. Not sure if this belongs here or not but just wanted to ask.
Ridicule me all you want for this latter.
Nope. Admins can do anything... Especially your mom. ^_^
normally i don't like your mom jokes.....but i walked right into that.
So did your mom.