"I am the 27th in a long and industrious line of shadow dragons that—is that tea for me?" Shadowdrake27 starts before a tea cup is randomly handed to him in his seat at the table. He takes a bite of noodles and steals three other cups of tea from around the table before realizing that his cup is topped off.
"Sorry, I lost my place... If only Ogre were here!" Shadowdrake27 continues. "He would know just what to do. I remember the first day I met him. Back then, we still went into the bank—which was a building where they kept your hard earned money in a vault that could not be accessed electronically. Yes—I know I'm old; anyways, the bank was getting robbed on this particular day—as it did back then."
Stopping to munch on a few noodles--and completely ignoring the suggestions that anything could be poisoned—Shadowdrake27 continues, "No less than 4 masked men—yes back then we assigned masculine genders to masked robbers—with guns forced everyone on the ground. Everyone, except ogre. They opened fired, but he still beat them all with a mace. He even helped the bank teller back behind the counter to help service everyone."
Chugging his tea, Shadowdrake27 frowns when it is suddenly refilled by MHD. He chugs it again—three more times—as if challenging to see if the tea really is endless. “Anyway, once I got my money I went to buy ice cream from a near by ice cream truck at a park. This was—of course—before the food truck craze. As I went to buy my ice cream, who was behind the counter other than Ogre himself. With no less than 12 bullet holes in his shirt, he recognized that I had a rough morning at the bank and gave me my ice cream for free: I like ogre.”
Shadowdrake looks around the room and sighs, “Oh, yes, yes. Call me Shadow for short. I don’t care much about trolls or mods, but if you play games know that I play to win.”
Glancing at the Ban Hammer and shuddering, shadow scoots his chair slightly farther away. Settling in place, he scans each other member of the dinner party, taking notes as they talk and muttering incoherently about their grammar.