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Note, I did not say that the thread is full of people with nothing to contribute. I specifically said that you have nothing worthwhile to contribute, which is an objective fact. With that said, here is your list of mindless zealots, with and without things to contribute:

@mizal @hetero_malk @Axxius @Chris113022 @DBNB

Lmfao

TIL an agnostic dude who reads Hebrew and is in the middle of a degree on Middle Eastern history is a mindless zealot with nothing worthwhile to contribute in a discussion on the Bible.

Anyway, I wanted to make this funnier but things are getting busy at work. So I'll just do this: BANNED.

Noobs tagging mods to insult them really doesn't fly here, people who use the site more often than HCon probably already recognized that though.

Site is still a meritocracy, we have a bot that scientifically calculates objective worth. People who have none (or 0.43% in HCon's case) should really not go out of their way to continually annoy their betters.

Let this be a cautionary tale for the smarter and more likeable noobs.

Wouldn't have called him a noob, he's been around for awhile.

You might be tempted to call someone with a name like "TypewriterCat" a noob instead, but then I ask you, compare their stats. Reg date is just a number.

I guess you can say he wasn't that Helpful, or that much of a Connoisseur.

 

I've risen from my status as a noob.

Oh, looks like another post he made got deleted while I was in the middle of moving this one.

He said the reason he included Malk was because insulting and name calling when you disagreed with someone was proof of mindless zealotry.

.....on CYS.

Okay.

Oh, no! How will this site ever continue without the valuable site member, uhhh, HelpfulConnoisseur.

You failed a charisma check here, bro.

Umm, are you mad that Jewish boys be having big dicks on average? Is that why you tagged, Malk?

Well, in any case, it seems the last thing you've done of any noticeable worth was rating Darius's game a one. Well, the reader/player is always entitled to their opinion/rating, but since you're a banned account now..

Just going to take your points for the CYS treasury. That's killing two birds with one stone. A promising site member can perhaps receive a points stimulus, and your voting weight will be weakened, which would mean a higher rating for the story or something. I think there's a misconception that points grow on trees.

No, it has to come from somewhere.

Tharamalk when???

Thara, being a sayyidah, would be a suitable match for any pious servant of God 

No, I'm an American that bleeds red white and blue!

Charisma was just the dump stat, and he never even bothered to take the Neurotypical perk to alleviate the penalty.

I may have more to say here later, this guy did some dumb things and overestimated his own importance muchly, and it might be useful and educational to lay out the anatomy of a ban for other noobs.

I'm still astounded that he tagged Malk. That measly 116 points wasn't even enough to pay jizya tax.

I'm looking forward to that post. Hopefully you don't make any promises on making said post. CYStian's making promises never bode well.

Ah, while I was typing this, I see that you said may...

Well, the fact that he was banned is funny enough. I mean, he's obviously a homophobic bigot.

I mean, rating It's a Boy! a one. Yes, only a bigot would do such a thing. 

CYS is a safe place for everyone. We should open the doors to everyone even more with people on twitter crying about the app being dead and running to discord and any other place they consider a safe haven from the evil Musk guy.

We should implement a like system immediately, so we can introduce the concept of L + Ratio to this place.

It would definitely bring this site to the modern age.

He unironically keeps that picture with shirtless Trump and Putin riding the horse in his sock drawer. It's very sticky.

He hates Jews, the gays, and the Dutch.... and well okay, at least one, maybe two of those things are understandable, but God told me to ban him anyway.

Thank you for taking a non discriminatory stance against the Dutch. Take a Hutspot. Thara too.

Holy shit, you've cast the most terrifying curse I've ever seen! Take my commendation and have mercy, warlock!

Don't worry, it can be warded away by using both salt AND pepper on any available food.

So conflicted... it's a badge... but it wouldn't be one I earned... but my badge collection... can I have it? I have no problem with Dutch people.

You may

I'm a homophobic bigot and I almost rated it's a boy an 8. There's proof CYS is a wholesome, inclusive place that reforms bigots.

He deserves to be banned just for rating it a 1 tbh. That's almost like rating Endmaster's games a 1.

Yes, I can appreciate great writing ability, even if it comes from heretics. After all, it takes very good writing to actually make me physically ill.

Yey! More points to fuel my gambling addiction! ^_^

Don't reveal the trade secrets of how points are born and made.

Anyway we love to see swift CYStian justice meted out in such a manner. Let this be a lesson that if you're going to criticize the site, you need to also contribute entertaining content. Otherwise you're just a malcontent and you're begging for it 

I need to make another story with cringe anime cover art fast to increase my site's worth.

But writings really hard, pls understand.  

Steve had more of a warrior's countenance than these guys, too. He would literally keep fighting until the thread got deleted, Fluxion could never 

Eh, I'm not ALWAYS the nice mod, but still the most lawful one, which is why I took the trouble to erect a gallows for this event.

But I have been known to independently execute a 12 year old or two, although usually more as a mercy killing. Not that any of them ever thanked me. Ungrateful little shits.

Still, perhaps this occasion calls for an avatar change more suitable for my role in the patheon.

Isn't Berka the nicest and most lawful mod?

Berka is very lawful, but the Old Mods are capricious and brutal. Rulers of a more belligerent age, just after the oceans drank Atlantis. An age undreamed of.

The more justification a regime needs to kill me, the less justified I feel bowing to the powers that be.