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So I've just been accepted to be a poll worker for my county's 2025 general election. It pays alright (yes surprisingly it's not a volunteer thing) but at the same time, I'm kinda nervous. Has anyone here ever helped been on the operational end of an election before? What should I expect?

I've never been a poll worker, but I know some people that did it in high school. I imagine that if a highschooler can do it, you'll do just fine. :)

Well there were these guys in brown shirts last time who beat the fuck out of anybody voting wrong so I'd take up some boxing lessons if I were you

You can never be prepared enough I say

Free money to sit around and do nothing? Sounds good to me.

PSA, this man is not a member of the free world. Ignore his opinion on this matter

Did someone nuke my profile or wtf is going on, why am I a penguin again?

Oops.

Well that's not very nice. I didn't even do anything to you.

That's what they all say.

Don't worry. At least you have your self esteem

I think they're accepting new members if you want to add this to your profile.

Being a bipolar bitch desperate for daddy's affection must be a terrible way to live a life. I just hope whatever old man you pay to roleplay as End while he fucks your disgusting hole has AIDS.

Being a crippled shitskin who role plays as a klan member can't be that much better. I hope you find the big-titty twelve year old you've been searching for

To be fair to him, the car must have been bumpy to his brain.

I didn't know chimps could type nowadays. Go pick your nose or ass or whatever rather than simping for her. She's into old men, not filthy animals.

If I'm a chimp this is motherfucking planet of the apes. Go back to chatting up 12 yo femboys online, there's not much left for you here. Inbred Turkish Nazis with bad backs need not apply

Okay, you both have your commendations. Now go home! We're all out.

I also hate one or more people in this discussion, specifically the ones the mods are against. May I have some red text too please?

Since you said please.

Turkish? Um, sweetie, I think you'll find that's extremely problematic. Cel might have been Assigned Kebab at Birth but his preferred slurs are Honkey/Cracker.

Lucky I've been saving these now that Thara ran out.

It was on cooldown like a video game ability. 

JJJ was right.

When he next signs in, I'm sure he'll appreciate that. 

I sure hope they don't have AIDS!

The End Master envy is strong with this one. "What the fuck! I can't even get my femoid relatives to put out! How does he do it...." -Celicini

Cel, would you consider yourself a feminist?

Absolutely. I have always claimed that women do not belong in the kitchen.

This is because cooking is too important a task to be entrusted to women.

Go have a breakdown or something again, it's more productive. They're not letting you hit, white knight .

Are you jealous you weren't the one to receive such a picture?

I do love it whenever people ask this because it just goes so perfectly with the confused penguin

Lol, fag.

I dunno, just felt fitting to call Ben a faggot in this chaos.

Ben just invites it.

Lotta posts in this thread, I don't have time to read it but it's nice everyone is so excited about Ben's new job!

Cringe.

Democracy is so last year.

"Holy shit! What's going on guys, this isn't a good look!" - JJJ probably

"Something, something, google." -JJJ presumably. 

"Ironic commendations are lame."

"Commendations are lame."

This entire comment section is just slurs, accusations, bigotry, and a non-involved party egging everyone one for the lulz.

I'm so happy to see CYS embracing the spirit of American politics!