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[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

2 days ago
Mod Edit: Do not read this thread, Avo. For everyone else, part one of this thread can be found in the second half of THIS thread. And now on to Wildblue:

Was UD the troll in here earlier or was that one of the others? I'm assuming it wasn't him anyway, didn't sound much like him.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

2 days ago

I missed it, but theory is it was Rooster boy again.

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2 days ago
Rooster no doubt means to attain immortality through CYStian lore.

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2 days ago
He will be forgotten like every other fag to come before him.

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2 days ago

His name will be erased from the history books. Even mentioning him will be punishable by death. And so on.

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2 days ago
It's not even "trolling" when it's so blatant, I'm convinced none of these kids know what that word even means anymore. Or maybe it's just that autists are uniquely incapable if subtlety. He just showed up and started bitching that we we all leftards and that Chris had no right to attack his own race just because he was "raised like a poor ebonics-talking n*gge*" (censorship mine), and said the only thing UD did wrong was complain about incest, since that was "acceptable even with underage family members if it was done for the purpose of preserving the white race" which was why he voted for Trump.

Which just goes to show he's not even doing his research since UD turned out to not be so against it after all. I can't stand that kind of laziness.

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2 days ago

Sincerity doesn't exist on this site I guess, your irony-saturated "humor" comes before everything. I guess you got the response you were looking for. I hope no one is dumb enough to believe I was serious

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2 days ago
I guess you know everything about this site, having never sincerely used it for anything but AI plagiarism and trolling.

If you really can't read a book, try going outside

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

2 days ago
Commended by TharaApples on 4/6/2026 6:01:09 PM
This is such a great way to spend your Easter.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

2 days ago

This post was edited but I'm putting it back because honestly I don't think anything could be funnier than this kid genuinely decrying how nobody on this site is sincere, only to then in the very next sentence blame how retarded he sounds in previous posts on the fact that he wasn't being serious.

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2 days ago
There is something funnier: with his next alt he claimed to be Ryder.

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2 days ago

Incredible! Props to Mousecore for helping even the trolls who weren't even born at the time backread to the bleakest depths of Cystory.

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2 days ago
Doesn't mean anything anyway, they're all the same and anyone can claim to be anybody else. This is some kid bored at his grandma's house on Easter weekend.

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2 days ago

It's like when comic books do that thing where an old villain dies so they make a new person put on the costume and be functionally the same person, but they clearly don't have the sauce or the history to back it up. Except this is somehow an even lamer replacement for Ryder. Imagine being lower on the ranking than that freak.

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yesterday
Ryder: raped a cat, shunned by other grade school furries (I hope that's just a meme and he didn't really rape a cat, but what did he actually do then?) Vows revenge on site for rejecting interspecies relations, returns with periodic reminders of this for the next ten years.

Rooster: presents AI work as his own in violation of the most clearly stated rule on the site, vows revenge on site for upholding rules. Pretends to be furry who raped a cat as some esoteric chess move.

That is all indeed pretty weak, can you just bring back Daiki? At least he had a funny catchphrase.

I'm a little curious about the origins of the Ryder guy now though, I'll do some searching later. Was his username just Ryder?

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
It seems like some history has been scrubbed, unfortunate for archaeologists. I can't find any posts from Ryder himself, but this was the earliest reference to him. By which I'm guessing he temporarily was allowed back after the shunning, but swiftly became weird again? The final break seems to have occurred around February 2015 shortly after the screenshot, after which time he's referred to as "a cat raping 12 year old who makes lots of accounts" by others, so this unfortunately ISN'T just a meme of the current regime. That poor cat. :(


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yesterday
Awww, even back then End was stepping up for his bastard son.

But yeah, I knew it had to be awhile ago, I saw before that he only rated a few games and probably had the majority of his posts nuked with Forum Games, but he was a community meme by the time I actively was using the site. The only time I interacted with him as a regular member was awhile later when he was briefly let back in again (again), but iirc he made some weird posts about the rest of us being figments in a simulation or something, and then presumably went off the rails in other ways somewhere after that while I wasn't paying attention. I was never one of the people he'd be messaging.

Rooster however doen't even have the excuse of being 12.

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yesterday

Well to be fair you don't have an approachable aura, you have an "enemy" aura if I've ever seen one.

By the way, here's a screenshot of what I've been working on:

As you can see, I am quite gay. I need a big strong daddy to hold me tight. 

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
If only you put your writing to good use instead of typing what you see in the command prompt.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday

Right. Say whatever you want but soon I'm going to break through the captcha. (Writing takes too much time. I do have some good ideas though.)

These are the kinds of things that happen when the doctor isn't sure what gender the baby is when they come out! They're still not sure! 

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
Ourgh... AI... Do it for me...... *scratches obese wobbling belly*

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
Damn and I even gave him the benefit of the doubt thinking he actually wrote it. Nevermind 😔

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
Writing takes too long!

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
From the looks of your drawings, I bet you do.

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yesterday
The real Ryder already knew how to get around all that though.

Rooster, you're bad at this.

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yesterday
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering website; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee! (as long as ChatGPT will do it for me!)"

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
Oh this really is just Rooster, lol. "Writing takes too much time, a better use for it would be annoying a handful of people on the internet. They said I could never do anything without AI, well I'll show them as soon as AI shows me how and then does it for me too!"

Why don't you ask ChatGPT whether this is really a healthy use of your time. Once you can stop crying.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
I actually liked you, so here is some free advice, I usually charge people for. In general it is easy to imagine great revenge plans. It is much harder to the imagine the chains of events that these things set in motion. The people here are mostly well-meaning and probably at worst will edit your posts and laugh about you. But if you mess with external forces in ways that threaten business models (such as CAPTCHAs), don't be surprised if they hit back. In the US the hammer that they use is called CFAA or DMCA depending on nuance.

There is a whole industry that makes money off people who do not understand this. I know this because I was making some money as a consultant for them for a while.

Also a bit of general life advice: If you are planning to commit a crime don't document it on the internet.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
Our society is so unenlightened and barbaric, he wouldn't even be allowed to appoint an LLM as his lawyer.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
No, and the other side doesn't use an LLM either, they hire a security consultant who charges 800--1200/hr (and then the consultant uses the LLM)

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

22 hours ago
LOL, just looked it up and captcha is owned by Google.

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21 hours ago
"Enemy aura", wtf lol.

What does a dude who can't stop making accounts and threatening to hack the site expect, am invitation to the CYS hula dance and luau?

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23 hours ago
So who were actually the mods back then? I know Kiel wouldn't have banned a cat raping pedophile, seems like a kindred spirit. It makes actual zero sense that a guy from 2015 would be here to swear revenge on mods that are long gone, but "revenge" would also imply he was wronged in some way on the first place. He keeps avoiding that topic though which also makes no sense, so it's probably because he didn't know. (Because he's not the same guy in the first place.)

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23 hours ago
In 2015 the only admin that was active was JJJ-thebanisher with BerkaZerka and Grifter Mod Seth as the only active mods, for the longest time Berka was only a forum mod who could do things like edit and delete posts and split threads but couldn't ban users and iirc Seth wasn't active again until 2014. And to be fair to Kiel, which I am not often inclined to be, he did ban a user and contact the authorities over them attempting to groom children and posting objectionable material on the forums. Though at the time he was also running a Skype group full of children he flirted with so it was more a way to cover his own ass I suppose.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

22 hours ago
And people were worried "kys faggot" would be the thing to scare people off the site, with a history like that? Lol

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22 hours ago

You could say that Kiel did not appreciate another pedo encroaching on his territory.

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2 days ago

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2 days ago
You know, with LLM technology these days (and even without it) I could fairly easily wreak havoc on the site if I wanted to.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

2 days ago

Are you crying?

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2 days ago
Lol, okay this is the first one that actually made him sound like Ryder. I fondly remember him making the same kind of threats pretending to be a supevillain an actual decade ago.

So somebody bored backread with the search enough. Like Rooster.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

2 days ago
Let me preface this by saying I'm trying to help you, but if you managed to do what you're threatening here, you've fallen to a level of pathetic so deep that you might as well rage quit this life and respawn into the next one. What I suggest you do instead is use an LLM to help you figure out how to let go of this pointless competition you're trying to win with the site mods, and instead come back later with a genuine desire to contribute to the writing/reviewing hobbyist community. Honestly, there is no world in which giving a shit so much that you make a bunch of alts to engage in a pissing contest is anything other than a cry for help.

Stubbornness at least in part tends to be hormone driven. If you're a teenager, then you should use those hormones to flirt with girls instead. If you're not (which you may not be because I remember you saying you were in Law Enforcement once—which is terrifying, frankly), perhaps you should reflect on why you never fully matured.

Either way, it's not even plausible to pretend you're doing this just for entertainment anymore. Now it seems symptomatic of psychological issues. You really should just let it go. That is one of the biggest lessons in life, maybe the most important one.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

2 days ago
oh, if it's Ryder he's got psychological issues out the wazoo. This is the "they should legalize pedophilia" guy who started out raping his cat and he's been coming back here to explain that ACTUALLY, the site is no big deal to him (but had better watch out if he ever stirs to anger) longer than even I've been paying attention.

Never displayed any interest in the actual purpose of the site to my knowledge, and I have no idea why he orginally left. (Perhaps though the other 12 year olds made fun of him for bragging about having sex with animals, still his most enduring legacy.)

I do agree though it would really be MUCH healthier to find other interests, never really got what it was with this mindset. Last time he claimed he wouldn't be around because he had "bigger fish to fry" he was just talking about harassing small children in another community though.

(All that said, there are reasons I don't think this is Ryder. Hopefully that guy actually did get help and is doing something harmlessly fulfilling by now!)

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

2 days ago

Your statements are the truth, though here's more: I've been through a lot over the years, and I've certainly always had other priorities than getting revenge on the site like blowing old men for spare change.

But I think you are all shitty people, and you specifically Mizal challenged my faggotry, which I feel I can't let pass, at least not forever.

I still have more important priorities in my life than this (I filled a Pringles tube with mashed boiled eggs and I plan to "enjoy" that later, it's not as good as raping cats or getting fucked by pedophiles, but I gotta get it where I can), we we'll see when I can get around to it.

You've forever had this notion that I talk like a "supervillain" BECAUSE I AM! MUHAHAHAHAH!. I VOW REVENGE AND WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! 

DISREGARD ALL THAT, I SUCK COCKS LOL!

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

2 days ago
aren't you the guy who raped his cat

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2 days ago
We're all shitty people? Lol

See, this is exactly what I mean. Who the fuck are you? You've never interacted with most of us and not sincerely with the site at all, from what I've read your entire history from childhood on has been showing up once or twice a year to troll in this weird way where you pretend to be the victim.

You made an account using Fabrikant's name, you've never read his stories.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

2 days ago
Here's the problem: this entire thing is a discussion you started by parachuting in with alts to bitch about Chris making fun of overly sheltered suburban white people. Forgive me for questioning the way you rank priorities, but if you've got important things going on in your life, then yes, you probably should go deal with those things instead. (Whoever you are--not Ryder, since his beef was always with members with accounts older than mine. Threatening to run to an AI sure sounds a lot like Rooster though.)

But anyway, no idea why I'm wasting my time with this, Chris and Thara and Sent already fucked off to talk about anime and the Amnesia games so I'm gonna go eat chocolate eggs.

Edit: oh well I see Thara is still hovering around, my edgy guardian angel!

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yesterday
Rooster needs to consult a paid AI to help him aim for the toilet every morning. (And still misses half the time.)

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2 days ago
Dude think he Ryder

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2 days ago
It's Fluttershy!

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2 days ago
I really don't understand why these boys come to a site they've never properly used and think it makes them cool to threaten and harass and seethe at the rest of us for enjoying reading and writing and related things. "Sincerity doesn't exist" is sure something to say when you're the only one here for weird twisted up little reasons.

This is exactly why Will was wrong though, sometimes people do need to be told certain things.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

2 days ago
"ok claude, write a script that blows up chooseyourstory.com make no mistakes and make it super dooper fast!!!!!!" "hey claude why isn't this working??? i said make no mistakes!!! >:("

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2 days ago
We've banned much scarier people, in the techy sense. It's a given that it's an old site, but in case of actual concerns, Alex is still very reachable if there was some issue, and things are backed up regularly on the server side.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
I am more worried for him than for the site.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
That was more for the sake of our gen alpha users. But yeah, can't really do anything for a guy that can't regulate his emotions at all though. He's going to have bigger concerns really soon too, like paying the rent when he can't seem to handle human interaction on any level.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
In your dreams. You'd be surprised how easy it is to find free housing if you open your butt hole to people.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
At least using Claude shows some measure of sophistication.

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yesterday

Claude's vision is apparently not good enough to solve these captchas, although it can get several right, all it takes is one mistake to make it wrong. I'll have to do some looking around for better AI.

While of course, getting railed in the ass by hard cock. 

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
I can't even tell if this one is edited or not.

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yesterday
Okay I'll bite for a second because I really do just feel bad for you. You can try to respond with another to-be-banned alt or you can at least just sit with what I'm saying here. What actually is your angle here, Rooster? I understand you're upset that you were booted from a community you clearly wanted to be a part of, but you also have to understand that no one is entitled to be a part of anything, especially when you were caught red-handed breaking site rules and furthermore, caught being a whiny liar about it. You're not coming off as some dangerous "villain" of the site by playing script kiddie with Claude and ChatGPT; to Fabrikant's point, if anything you're shooting yourself in the foot by documenting your intent to attack a website, so I would heed his advice very carefully moving forward if I were you. You're really just coming off as an entitled, spoiled brat. Life doesn't have to be "fair" for anyone - people lose games, people lose friends, people fail exams, people get kicked out of places for not following rules. That doesn't mean spend every waking moment plotting your revenge against whatever or whoever made you feel slighted, or just obsessively thinking about those things. It means you fucked up, you need to deal with the consequences, so go sit with them for a while and then move the fuck on. If you want to continue being a no-life loser paying AI to "hack" a niche writing website because they didn't take kindly to your AI slop, just know that you're the only one losing in that situation and everyone else is having a laugh. Otherwise, consider being a healthy person and just step away from the computer. Go engage in some fun hobbies, go make friends and hang out with them, go learn to actually write without prompting AI to make something. It really is not that deep. None of this is. Just take a deep breath, turn off the computer, and touch grass, dawg.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
1. I'm Ryder, not Rooster. You know, the cat fucker.

2. I could not care less about you calling me a script kiddie, a spoiled brat, insinuating that I'm trying to be a villain or that I think I'm doing more than I am in regards to "hacking" the site. There is frankly nothing I could do that would convince you that I'm technically proficient and not script kiddie, even if I was a verified masterbator.

3. We're far beyond the point of "touching grass". I've explained my motives, I want dick in my ass, it's that pure and simple.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
Bro if you were Ryder you would be past the whole "bypassing the Captcha" thing and have already spammed over a hundred accounts in the last twenty-four hours, stop larping as the biggest loser in the site's history, it's actually sad.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
Commended by EndMaster on 4/6/2026 5:20:43 PM
also imagine larping as a dude who assaults cats LMAO

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
It's very easy to convince people you are technically profient. Just do something worthwhile with your time. That's what technically profiencient people do. The moment tht you get some actual skills you realize there is so much that can be done, and you start picking your battles carefully.

BTW: While you try to use computer vision to spam a website you got booted from because you didn't follow the rules, I am currently using pretty much the same tools to transcribe 17th century logbooks captured by pirates that nobody has ever read before.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
How sophomoric, comparing a transcription problem to breaking a captcha. "I get fucked by my dad." If you want me to be impressed with you, show me your dick in a not homosexual way, because I am not homosexual. Absolutely not.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday

You type like one of my old boyfriends who I used to slam cocks with.

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yesterday
Stop coming back UD
Please and thank you

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
That is cool as shit, please be sure to share some highlights later if you can.

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yesterday
Actually no motives have been explained at all, and spamming alts is a pretty weak and impotent "revenge".

But the thing is, I still don't actually think you're Ryder. You aren't even a very good imitator of Ryder, the way you're responding to all my posts but not DMing the usual people is ONE of the things that confirms that.

But okay, this is easily proven. Can you:

1) Give us your first name IRL? Or the one you used to make your first account with and set up an email for anyway.
2) Explain the details of your views on legalizing pedophilia?
3) Give the title of a storygame you created.
4) Share the details of any major thread you took part of in the old forum games?

Really any of these would do.


(BONUS ROUND! The mods do what to each other?)

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
He's UD though right?

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yesterday
UD is a totally different person I thought. He just got banned for doing something idiotic but aside from talking about spamming alts to post on the quotes thread, he didn't talk about anything malicious outright, just was annoying.

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yesterday
UD said that he would spam alts and this is proof isn't it?
If I'm right it is UD.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
No retard, it's fucking Rooster.

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yesterday
He's back though.

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yesterday
Commended by Mizal on 4/6/2026 5:49:27 PM

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
Lots of people say that.

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yesterday

It's retard Rooster claiming to be an old degenerate troll Ryder. Though honestly it doesn't matter at this rate since they're both pathetic faggots.

But I'd actually be a little impressed if this had been UD all along.

Not impressed enough to unban him of course.

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yesterday
5) why aren't you using the method Ryder already had for getting past the captcha? Lol

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
Who is Ryder

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
End gave the answer literally two posts above.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
Just another spammer, but from the early days of the site when everyone was a child and people this autistic weren't regular events.

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yesterday

Don't you even remember? I was the reason the captchas had to be implemented in the first place because of my automated spamming.

Here comes my tiny dick attack! Hiyaaaaa!

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24 hours ago
Information easily available on the forums doesn't count, and that's not even accurate to the real situation.

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23 hours ago
Lots of new posts, still no answers.

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yesterday
Commended by EndMaster on 4/6/2026 6:05:26 PM
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Ryder, please, stand up? I repeat Will the real Ryder, please, stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a cat fucker before Jaws all on the floor like a braindead kid, like EndMaster just burst in the door And started whoopin' their ass worse than before They first were banned, throwin' them over furniture (ah) It's the return of the: "Oh, wait, no way, you're kiddin' He didn't just come back to whine and cry again, did he?" And TypedRooster said Nothing, you idiots, TypedRooster's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) Felines hate to see Ryder "Chicka-chicka-chicka, Ryder, I'm sick of him "Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his cat's you-know-what "Flippin' the you-know-who," "yeah, he's so cringe though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in my parents' basement Sometimes I wanna get on the forums and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Rooster to take dicks up his caboose "My weiner's in my cat, my weiner's in my cat" And if I'm lucky, it might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a cat's bunghole is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade, they've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then, there's no reason that a man and his cat can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Kitties, wave your tails, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Ryder, yes, I'm the real Ryder All you other Ryders are just imitatin' So won't the real Ryder, please, stand up? Please, stand up Please, stand up 'Cause I'm Ryder, yes, I'm the real Ryder All you other Ryders are just imitatin' So won't the real Ryder, please, stand up? Please, stand up Please, stand up TypedRooster gotta use AI to make a point (yup) Well, I don't, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a CAPTCHA? All of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But, Ryder, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird? Why? So you guys could just smite me again here? So you can sit me here next to other degenerates Yo, shit, I better switch me threads So I can sit next to all the losers And hear 'em argue over if a troll is UD or Rooster Little bitch put me on blast in Newbie Central "Yeah, he's cringe, but I think he's married to his cat, heehee" I should save their posts to a TXT And show the whole world how you gave Ryder PTSD (ah) I'm sick of you people, all you do is make me cry So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us losers just like me Who troll like me, who cry and seethe like me Who diddle pets like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next big troll, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Ryder, yes, I'm the real Ryder All you other Ryders are just imitatin' So won't the real Ryder, please, stand up? Please, stand up Please, stand up 'Cause I'm Ryder, yes, I'm the real Ryder All you other Ryders are just imitatin' So won't the real Ryder, please, stand up? Please, stand up Please, stand up I'm like a head trip to listen to 'Cause I'm only givin' you things you joke about with your friends on the forums The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the thread and spit it And whether you like to admit it (err), I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you trolls out can Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these shitposts like Valiums?" It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin', when I'm thirty I'll be the only banned tard on the CYS forums trollin' Pinchin' cats' asses when I'm jackin' off with my Webkinz plushie And I'm jerkin', but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin' And every single troll is a Ryder lurkin' He could be workin' at the shelter, spittin' on some cat's hole Or in Newbie Central, postin', cryin': "CYS' time is up" With the CAPTCHA bypassed and his new alt up So will the real Ryder, please, stand up And put one of those fingers in your hole, up? And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Ryder, yes, I'm the real Ryder All you other Ryders are just imitatin' So won't the real Ryder, please, stand up? Please, stand up Please, stand up 'Cause I'm Ryder, yes, I'm the real Ryder All you other Ryders are just imitatin' So won't the real Ryder, please, stand up? Please, stand up Please, stand up 'Cause I'm Ryder, yes, I'm the real Ryder All you other Ryders are just imitatin' So won't the real Ryder, please, stand up? Please, stand up Please, stand up 'Cause I'm Ryder, yes, I'm the real Ryder All you other Ryders are just imitatin' So won't the real Ryder, please, stand up? Please, stand up Please, stand up A final note: AI can never create this.

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yesterday

Beautiful, brings a tear to my eyes

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday

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24 hours ago
Beautiful song. *Casually cries*

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22 hours ago
Well, taking less than ten years and not needing a bot to do it for you might have been convincing.... Rooster you really picked a winner to larp as this time huh.

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23 hours ago
Commended by TharaApples on 4/6/2026 6:59:25 PM
FOOLPROOF BAN EVASION TACTIC, READ IT NOW BEFORE THE MODS INTERFERE!!!!

Step 1: create an account with no obvious ties to the original one
Step 2: don't be too annoying
Step 3: read storygames and write the occasional review
Step 4: engage in occasional writing related forum conversation
Step 5: never announce your identity as a problematic past member as a way to gain attention
Step 6: write something (optional)


FOLLOW THESE SIX STEPS AND NEVER BE BANNED AGAIN! 9 OUT OF 10 FORMER RETARDS AGREE, IT REALLY WORKS!

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

23 hours ago

After spamming a certain amount of alts, they can just essentially stay a perpetually ass-blasted, perma-banned bitch.

At least in my opinion. :) 

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

23 hours ago
*explosive poop*

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

23 hours ago

Now we need to clean up the aisle again!

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23 hours ago
Well that's all right for noobs, but wait till you're in the pro leagues like me. I was banned 40 times last month and I'm still here with my original account and everything.

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10 hours ago
I agree.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
It's not showing sophistication if you are using it wrong.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
Bro forgot to add "make no mistakes" at the end of his prompt.

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yesterday

Explain how I'm using it wrong then?

Please tell me, I'll suck your dick!

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yesterday
No

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday

Because I'm not using it wrong. And your advice is worthless. You are worthless.

Unless you have a fat cock to slap my face with, shut up!

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yesterday
Get off the forums dude and you might be able to get your og account back.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
Took a break to eat mommy's chicken nuggies?

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday
Probably did LOL.

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23 hours ago
Why are you being like this to someone who's not insulted you at all despite the way you're acting, and is just giving completely reasonable advice with good intentions?

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

22 hours ago
Yeah I don't get it either. And here I thought Ryder liked older men. Like really, really liked them. (the way Fluxion likes Tom of Finland.)

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22 hours ago
Hey, Tom of Finland is a respected artist (which I found out when you first informed me that I had a crush on him). I feel it's insulting to compare such a celebrated master of his craft with a run of the mill "lol fag."

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

yesterday

I think I've found what I was looking for in Gemini. Seems much better at image recognition and actually capable of solving captchas.

This is the free time I am afforded by being a no-life faggot, btw. 

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24 hours ago
Still not Ryder though. You were offered several simple ways to prove it.

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21 hours ago
If the rumors are true, perhaps Grindr is the better place to search. For real though I just do not understand this. Even when I was a bullheaded teenager I had enough Jesus to realize the foolishness of pride of this level.

[Non specified animal] rapist 4 lyfe: pt 2

21 hours ago
There is literally no logic behind it. The full post Sent was quoting down below was all, "I'll be around and on the same track long after all of you have gone quiet" ...which is just, lmao, against who then, and for what? That's the question he's repeatedly dodged here.

As the actual Ryder would have known, he'd been given multiple chances in the past to keep an account and just use the site normally, that's not what he ever wanted though.

But actual Ryder would be in his twenties now, there's just no way he wouldn't have managed to grow up a little, or been put on some kind of medication.

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20 hours ago
This is not at all the place to have an in-depth discussion of my psychology, but the basic motivation I ascribe to myself is a feeling of being wronged by the world, and in principle there are no lengths I would not go for revenge
against every person who has ever slighted me and humanity as a whole. (That is a statement you have to understand in context, or you're going to start asking stupid questions like "Why aren't you doing x y and z then?")

I never wanted to be a part of the site? No, I disagree. I just have always been open about who I am and confrontational with bullies, and those two things are a terrible combination for one's social status, because it will lead to you first being mocked and then pulled into a fight where everyone is against you.

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20 hours ago
Commended by EndMaster on 4/6/2026 10:31:01 PM

Every supervillain has felt the same. The wise might say that the issue is caring that much in the first place. Ashes to ashes. Nothing is permanent. There's no reason to feel the need for vengeance over such minor things. It truly does not matter beyond one's immediate emotional state—but emotions are impermanent too, and require being fueled by the person experiencing them to persist.

It would be a lot easier—and much more effective—to just write your own funny insulting poem against everyone you feel has slighted you and then take a bow and vanish into the aether.

In the eyes of those who you believe have wronged you, you are the villain—not the victim—one who has attacked the ethical core and culture of the site. And as per the site's culture, of course they will all rip on and bully the villain. Much like what was done to Cel until he gave a farewell and was banned.

But ultimately, the amount of energy (especially emotional energy) you seem to be putting into this is a true waste of your very limited time as a human living on this planet. Every second you spend here chasing this goal of revenge is a second of your life thrown into the well of oblivion. Is that really what you want to spend your finite, small amount of time on?

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20 hours ago
Commended by EndMaster on 4/6/2026 10:31:12 PM
I'm not one to judge people's fundamental inner workings like that but man. That is a terrible psychology to base your life on. I'm not saying this as a dunk on you or whatever, I am outright telling you that it is incredibly unhealthy to be motivated by vindictiveness, and it is in your best interest to start talking to professionals about this instead of acting on your whims. I promise you that you will not feel nearly as huffy and aggravated and as if the entire world is against you if you just let things go man, especially utterly benign things like picking fights on a tiny Internet forum. Just go outside and talk to real people and learn to find satisfaction in that instead of having the emotional depth of an over-the-top anime antagonist. What makes this mentality superior than simply letting things pass, accepting your mistakes, accepting others' emotions, and moving on in life? Why is this line of thought more inticing to you than simply finding something else to do with your life or just saying "okay, I ticked off these guys, maybe in a few months/years I can go back and be productive and not repeat my mistakes from last time"? Because it's certainly not a productive one that's for sure. Is it really that much more "motivating" to you to live with a heart full of spite and hate for everyone than it is to just accept things as they are and continue with your life? All it's doing right now is making you cry to your AI and edgepost on forums dawg.

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9 hours ago
These are both great posts so I hope somebody takes them to heart, if not the intended recipient. (fwiw I don't even actually hate Ryder or think he's a bad person, just very unwell. I'd say there's a good chance he needs some medication adjusted right now.)

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2 days ago
Damn, I missed some fun.