Ughhhh, the images are blocked for me! I'll do my best whenever I hop on the computer over the next month, as this does sound fun!
Uhh... I think?
Although I do fully plan on getting my own personal device ASAP.
Tbh, 99% of the "restrictions" don't really affect me all that much. I know a few ways to get around all of them (and might be scarred for life), and generally don't care enough to do much about them nowadays. I have enough schoolwork to keep me busy most of the time, and when that isn't the case, I have quite a few projects to do as well, both physical and digital, to occupy my time and attention; I also have this wonderful thing called an Imagination that allows me to envision whatever I want so long as I've seen it enough times, and I think I could evision almost anything by now. The only problem with it is that I'm rarely surprised at the outcomes of any stories I think of, but sometimes the stories do end up surprising me somehow, so I'm okay with (almost) all of the "restrictions" put in place.
TL;DR: The restrictions don't truly work all too well when I care enough to bypass them, but I rarely have a reason to do so anyways.
TL;DR (of the tldr): Restrictions don't work if I bypass them, but I am content to not do so.
I am confused as to what this means; please clarify
Basically, he's saying your too long; didn't read of your too long; didn't read was still too long for him and he didn't read it. I'm thinking probably as a joke or something.
I mean like I said in the thread where he originally got banned, he never actually pissed me off, I just sort of found him to be another annoying faggot from when he joined and generally ignored him.
He fucked up by pissing off MHD and a few others though which is what got him banned.
Well this seems appropriate for this thread.
This on the other hand aged great!
I missed it, but theory is it was Rooster boy again.
His name will be erased from the history books. Even mentioning him will be punishable by death. And so on.
Sincerity doesn't exist on this site I guess, your irony-saturated "humor" comes before everything. I guess you got the response you were looking for. I hope no one is dumb enough to believe I was serious
This post was edited but I'm putting it back because honestly I don't think anything could be funnier than this kid genuinely decrying how nobody on this site is sincere, only to then in the very next sentence blame how retarded he sounds in previous posts on the fact that he wasn't being serious.
Incredible! Props to Mousecore for helping even the trolls who weren't even born at the time backread to the bleakest depths of Cystory.
It's like when comic books do that thing where an old villain dies so they make a new person put on the costume and be functionally the same person, but they clearly don't have the sauce or the history to back it up. Except this is somehow an even lamer replacement for Ryder. Imagine being lower on the ranking than that freak.
Well to be fair you don't have an approachable aura, you have an "enemy" aura if I've ever seen one. By the way, here's a screenshot of what I've been working on:
As you can see, I am quite gay. I need a big strong daddy to hold me tight.
Right. Say whatever you want but soon I'm going to break through the captcha. (Writing takes too much time. I do have some good ideas though.)
These are the kinds of things that happen when the doctor isn't sure what gender the baby is when they come out! They're still not sure!
You could say that Kiel did not appreciate another pedo encroaching on his territory.
Are you crying?
Your statements are the truth, though here's more: I've been through a lot over the years, and I've certainly always had other priorities than getting revenge on the site like blowing old men for spare change.
But I think you are all shitty people, and you specifically Mizal challenged my faggotry, which I feel I can't let pass, at least not forever.
I still have more important priorities in my life than this (I filled a Pringles tube with mashed boiled eggs and I plan to "enjoy" that later, it's not as good as raping cats or getting fucked by pedophiles, but I gotta get it where I can), we we'll see when I can get around to it.
You've forever had this notion that I talk like a "supervillain" BECAUSE I AM! MUHAHAHAHAH!. I VOW REVENGE AND WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
DISREGARD ALL THAT, I SUCK COCKS LOL!
Claude's vision is apparently not good enough to solve these captchas, although it can get several right, all it takes is one mistake to make it wrong. I'll have to do some looking around for better AI.
While of course, getting railed in the ass by hard cock.
You type like one of my old boyfriends who I used to slam cocks with.
It's retard Rooster claiming to be an old degenerate troll Ryder. Though honestly it doesn't matter at this rate since they're both pathetic faggots.
But I'd actually be a little impressed if this had been UD all along.
Not impressed enough to unban him of course.
Don't you even remember? I was the reason the captchas had to be implemented in the first place because of my automated spamming.
Here comes my tiny dick attack! Hiyaaaaa!
Beautiful, brings a tear to my eyes
After spamming a certain amount of alts, they can just essentially stay a perpetually ass-blasted, perma-banned bitch.
At least in my opinion. :)
Now we need to clean up the aisle again!
Explain how I'm using it wrong then?
Please tell me, I'll suck your dick!
Because I'm not using it wrong. And your advice is worthless. You are worthless.
Unless you have a fat cock to slap my face with, shut up!
I think I've found what I was looking for in Gemini. Seems much better at image recognition and actually capable of solving captchas.
This is the free time I am afforded by being a no-life faggot, btw.
Every supervillain has felt the same. The wise might say that the issue is caring that much in the first place. Ashes to ashes. Nothing is permanent. There's no reason to feel the need for vengeance over such minor things. It truly does not matter beyond one's immediate emotional state—but emotions are impermanent too, and require being fueled by the person experiencing them to persist.
It would be a lot easier—and much more effective—to just write your own funny insulting poem against everyone you feel has slighted you and then take a bow and vanish into the aether.
In the eyes of those who you believe have wronged you, you are the villain—not the victim—one who has attacked the ethical core and culture of the site. And as per the site's culture, of course they will all rip on and bully the villain. Much like what was done to Cel until he gave a farewell and was banned.
But ultimately, the amount of energy (especially emotional energy) you seem to be putting into this is a true waste of your very limited time as a human living on this planet. Every second you spend here chasing this goal of revenge is a second of your life thrown into the well of oblivion. Is that really what you want to spend your finite, small amount of time on?
lol, fag.
ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!
WHY IS MY COCK SO FUCKING SMALL!?
EWWWWW! IT'S A GIRL!!
DON'T TALK TO ME IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING VAGINA!
As funny as it is that Rooster's chatbot's impression of Ryder is, I find his statement, "As for the 'cat fucker' accusation that was thrown around just because it sounds more disturbing to fuck cats in particular for some reason. But I'm a zoophile, I'm attracted to many animals" to be particularly hilarious. I really wish whichever mod it is deleting these things on a whim wasn't also removing the rope with which this guy is hanging himself. Nobody was calling you a catfucker because it was somehow more disturbing than saying you fuck animals in general. Zoophile is already implied in the original epithet. (Unless you had some other kind of deranged reason to fuck a cat, but that's not worth wasting cognition on when we know what we do) It's just that a zoophile is merely somebody who wants to fuck animals, and cat molestation is something we know you actually did. That's like the town inbred getting mad that everybody started calling him Sisterfucker Jeb after he got caught talking about fucking his sister, when he considers himself an oikophile who would happily fuck any and all of his family members. It's hardly any better. Like, are there some barnyard animals you've moved on to that you'd rather we say you fucked? What's even the angle here?
That's right, it's not as sensationalist, but it's also less accurate by virtue of not being specific or accusatory enough. A cat molestor actually did something heinous. A zoophile merely has the urge to do something heinous, but might not have.
Why would you post that here? Don't you know the chatbot rooster's training on ryder posts might rape that animal?
