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Wardens, lmao

6 years ago
What are you people doing? It's been three years and you're still the laughingstocks of the site. That degenerate fake blindy AzBaz, he's barely even around and he's freakin carrying your pathetic flabby asses the few feet he can even stagger along under them. IronPanther hasn't logged on in a year. 58 of his are from a story Berka regretted commending, one that fell apart near the end, and was taken down immediately and never put up again. Pugpup just recently reappeared and shot up to the top three in a month on the strength of two contest entries. ...do I even need to comment on #4? How is it that you all can't do better than this?

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6 years ago

Undr is doing better than most of them and she's dead!

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6 years ago

We suck but without us you other guys wouldn't look as good, remember that.

EDIT: Also I'd have more comms if you weren't doing Dusty Fist and its sequel an injustice by not commending them.

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6 years ago

That is so sad.

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6 years ago
Well the fantasy thing you're working on now sounds commendable, at the very least.

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6 years ago

In an ideal Warden world, they would have had Bucky and Romulus at least carrying a lot of the weight for contributions. Perhaps even Leora and Fic as secondary support contributors. Undr, if she wasn’t dead would probably have at least been still within the top five due to reviews.

As it stands now though, only Chris and Pug are the worthwhile members.

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6 years ago
Undr would've been way higher if she wasn't dead, she would've had a ton more reviews by now.

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6 years ago
Do we feel another Roll of Honour might be just the thing to inspire the Wardens to greatness? :D Though as I might get commended for it, it probably wouldn't help them very much... tbh I stopped doing that thing weekly because the commendation rankings hardly ever changed, then I did it monthly but again stopped for the same reason. Now I'm considering whether it's worth doing annually or not... maybe it would be good if it was like the Points and people got rewards for reaching certain levels of Commendations ? Like a bonus of 100 Points for reaching 100 Commendations or admin trophies for reaching certain scores or... something like that? :)

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6 years ago
Interesting, hadn't realized the Orders themselves were going to be randomized. I think we do have a somewhat more even spread of active members across them now than we did when Sage Superiority first became a thing....Pugpup will continue to be a champion of the Wardens along with Chris, and there are other Wardens around frequently enough who are certainly capable of contributing to the cause.

Still I think a yearly reroll would make things interesting. If this became a thing people really got into the team aspect of (as I assume was the original intent) it would make for a fun bit of chaos with shifting alliances and the like.

IF we didn't just wind up with different but equally unbalanced results next time, which will be a risk every year.

It'd be nice if admins could manually change people's roles, because right now at least there are certain people on the site I'd make an effort to keep spread out on separate teams, and that will always be changing as new people come into the picture and old ones go inactive and then come back again.

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6 years ago

I thought about role changing but I’m sort of attached to the idea of it being beyond reproach. I’ll think on that more.

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6 years ago
It's safe to do because I want a site wide contest that's balanced enough to be a fun low key roleplay thing and drive some competition and activity, like Orders were meant to be originally afaik. And meanwhile none of the others care about pretend internet LARPing teams in the slightest, or else won't be paying enough attention to abuse it.

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6 years ago

I can see a lot of issues with it. For instance, it's not fun if some order gets nerfed because it's doing too well, or whatnot. It makes it feel like it doesn't really matter how much effort you put in, your order will just bet buffed if you do nothing.

No one cares right now, but I would like to add some flavor to it to encourage people to be commendation hungry. I have a few ideas along this line but I don't want to reveal them publicly yet.

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6 years ago
Basically it's just that we've already seen what a bad RNG roll can do, and it'd be nice to have a failsafe in case that tries to happen all over again. But I hadn't meant adjusting things on the fly if one team was doing 'too well' though, I just meant in a situation where at the beginning of the year (or whenever they reset) if there are obvious problems like Bill and Ogre and Will and half the admins all on the same team, that could be adjusted just a tiny bit for fairness to the others.

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6 years ago

Potentially, it would be sufficient to do better randomization. I can imagine two things:

1. Assigning active users equally to all 4 orders and then assigning inactive users to all 4 orders
2. New users being proportionally more likely to join suffering orders

I basically just don't love the idea of admins being able to "move" commendations from one order to another. It feels cheapening to me.

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6 years ago

There is always the "free agency" model:

The orders stay as they are. But after a set period of time, a member can become a "free agent" and potentially "sign" with the order of his/her choosing... but once that decision is made, it's locked in. Of course, this would imply that orders could collectively bargain with individual members, and that there would be something of "value" that could be exchanged between the parties.

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6 years ago

Interesting, but then people might just flock to the best order, and then it’d REALLY be stacked.  Perhaps if you had to trade places with someone else in that order, things might stay balanced.  Or if all the commendations you earned stayed with the order you earned them in, even after you switched 

 

 

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6 years ago

Golden State Sages

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6 years ago

New York Yan...chitects.

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6 years ago

I wanted to say Golden State Wardens but they're the opposite of stacked.

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6 years ago

So agreed, we would need to impose a luxury tax...

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6 years ago
I formally request to remain a Marauder.

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6 years ago

beg to the dice gods.

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6 years ago

With his luck he'll be a Warden along with all the other useless site members.

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6 years ago
You're probably right. I hope I remember to wear a belt that day.

Wardens, lmao: An in-depth explanation by Tim

6 years ago
Commended by JJJ-thebanisher on 8/26/2019 5:53:12 PM

RNG has not been kind to the Wardens.

While Sages contain the elite, most active and helpful members, Architects composed of essentially everyone who's not a sage in the mid-tier, and the Marauders being mostly carried by End like a metaphorical Marauder King we all know he could be if he wanted, Wardens are unfortunately composed of the most lazy, non-creative, or inactive members of the site.

Being that pretty much half of the members on the distinguished members list are either inactive, banned, or some randos who doesn't actually post on the forum, really shows that the Random Number Gods could not have damned us more by not even giving a single token elite member that acts as the Warden figurehead. We don't even have a mod or a personal trophy owner.

In fact, looking at the list, how many members do you see that actually have, or have had, a featured story before the commendation update?

I'll save you the trouble: it's Romulus. Just Romulus.

Sure, we had some known people who commonly got featured comments, and getting like 3 commends per comment, and that's definitely the fastest way to get some commendations, but featured/commended storygames are, by far, the best way to get a whole ton of them at once. And, goddang, we just did not have enough good writers. We had some insightful members who occasionally got a commended forum post (like me, Tim, Hi), but Forum Posts are only worth 1 commend, which makes it by far the worst way to earn them based on my own formula called the "effort : earning" ratio.

(For a quick rundown, it goes like this: Storygames require a large amount of effort, but have a large payoff, to the ratio is pretty much 1:1. Forum posts, while much less writing than a storygame, require an above-average level of effort when compared to normal posts. And you REALLY have to stick out and go above and beyond to be noticed by the mods, who then have to consider if it really is worth being commended and practically sponsored by them, all for a single commendation at the end of the day. The ratio is about 1:0.5. Finally, comments require pretty much the same amount of effort as a forum post, only it's pretty much just a review of a story you read rather than the more random and chaotic thoughts of the forum. So, upon racing to get one of those 3 featured comments spots, the review is written, judged by a mod (probably End, but featuring comments is anonymous, so who knows), and if featured your reward is 3 Commends. As you can probably tell, it's arguably easier to get a featured comment than a commended post, and you ultimately gain more out of it. The ratio is somewhere around 1:2

TL;DR featured comments op plz nerf)

In conclusion, The Wardens were dealt an unlucky hand with so few prominent members. Sure, you could argue that ANYONE can be a great member with enough motivation and hard work and all that other jazz, but I guess you could say the same thing about homeless people turning into middle class. Sure, it could happen, but it sure as hell is going to take a lot of time and effort some people just don't have.

We are starting to get like a "peasant king" thing going on with Chris, though, so we'll see how that turns out.

Anyway, I'm Tim, and this has been a pretty high-effort post that I spent a while thinking about, that will, at max, get a single commendation. Here's hoping.

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6 years ago

I'll commend your post if you reply to this post with 250 words about Romulus abandoning the Wardens.

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6 years ago

Well, I would, but like I said, the effort : earning ratio isn't really worth it. Maybe later, I dunno.

... See, you can tell I'm a Warden just by that.

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6 years ago
Commended by JJJ-thebanisher on 8/26/2019 1:21:41 PM

Romulus sat, brooding, running a finger around the edge of the coffee cup, looking at the strategic map.  Here from his stronghold deep in the Netherlands, it was a more abstract exercise, of course.  Skirmishes were won and lost, and the battle front moved each day.  But the overall situation was clear. 

The Wardens had lost.  Pushed from their redoubts by the berserk Marauders, out-thought by the Sages--even their walls had been undermined by the Architects.  He shook his head at the indignity of it all.  It was over, or was soon to be over, which came to the same thing in the end.

One could be a lone hero, he supposed.  Great contests had been won, and tides had been turned on the strength of a single man holding a ragged standard, fighting for the dignity of an ancient house.  He looked out the window, across the tulip fields, a windmill turning and burning in the distance.

Soon, the dikes would be breached, and he could not hold his fingers in every hole.  He took the last sip of coffee and stood up.  He removed his armor and hung it up, slowly.  The great helm with the crest.  The breastplate with the "W" blazoned across it.  The traditional wooden shoes.   He lay his ancestral sword across the table and scrawled out a farewell message for those who came after him to find.

"Goodbye.  I leave on semi-indefinite hiatus.  Perhaps I shall return when the Wardens are most in need of me.  But until then, farewell."

 

 

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6 years ago
This is beautiful.

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6 years ago

Really sucks how you're not a Warden.

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6 years ago
@Romulus

(Heck I just realized he's not as dead as we thought. Logged in just a couple days ago...)

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6 years ago

Fine, I'll do it for Tim myself.

Romulus definitely had potential to be the best of the Wardens and carry us to, at the very least, one thousand commendations so we wouldn't be the laughingstocks of the site anymore. Still, through either real life commitments or lack of interest in the site, he disappeared, leaving everyone to assume he fell in Viking combat and as such is in Valhalla now. He couldn't have left at worse time either, because he had joined the EPIC Contest and would surely have carried us into greatness if he hadn't vanished so suddenly. Though one could say that I could have carried us into greatness too had I actually, y'know, wrote anything for it.

Sometimes I sit and wonder about how we could have ruled the site like the Sages do now. The best of the best, carried by the one called Romulus, who could have been a king had he not abandoned us so. He's a disgrace to the Wardens and most of all a disgrace to the site, and I find myself embarrassed each time I have to say his name. Which, given how many times I've said it in this post, I feel extremely embarrassed. But the show must go on and the SHAME must continue. So, where was I? Oh, yes, Romulus is a disgrace. He had so many good stories and so much raw potential, he could have several featured stories had he just applied himself! But nay, he felt the need to follow in his ancestors' footsteps, and as such has died. I hope he has found eternal battle and feasting in Valhalla, though a fool like him deserves no such victory.

Badaboom, there's your 250 (actually 277!) words, ya bastard.

Wardens, lmao: An in-depth explanation by Tim

6 years ago

Too late, b.

But thanks.

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6 years ago

I know, but I wanted to carry you into glory, my dear friend.

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6 years ago
I mostly agree with your breakdown except for a section of the storygame comment part. It does feel as if it's the easiest way to quickly accumulate comms, although I think far more effort goes into them than forum posts (or at least it should be that way). Depending on the story length, you have to actually read a lot especially if the "end game" links don't frequently appear. I do think it's easy to bullshit a comment and it can get featured if your large text block is next to comments like "lolz this gayme is gr8!", although there is no guarantee of a comm just for writing a long comment. Maybe I give the mods more power than they have, but I tend to think they can spot a comm whore by seeing what they've written. In the end we're all just sucking the mods' dicks trying to get the "of Avon" title and judging by the number of Sage comms, they've got quite the jaw cramp.

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6 years ago
Jealous?

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6 years ago

Well, I'm gonna have to rebuke by saying that, while you do have to read a lot more when making a comment, there's usually a basic structure to a review-type comment. Point out what you like, dislike, how the author can improve, etc. And, frankly, there just isn't a formula for the perfect forum post.

Not yet, anyway...

Plus, you also get points from comments, so that's even more reward for effort.

And, personally, I think it sorta has a lot to do with image.

When a mod commends a forum post or storygame, it says in big red letters "commended by [mod]" at the top. Now, a mod just can't go around commending every storygame or forum post that they like or agree with, because it sorta broadcasts to everyone that like "hey this mod liked this thing, so if you like this mod, then you'll probably like this". It's essentially sponsorship.

Comments, on the other hand, have pretty much total anonymity when it comes to which mod featured it. I'm pretty sure it's mainly End with his attention threads, but hey, there aren't any big red letters on the comment, so you can't tell.

Basically, I'm sure that the mods only commend posts and stories they especially like to not devalue their image and commendations in general by just handing them out.

But I mean, hey, I'm a Warden, I dunno.

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6 years ago
Fair point. The fact is storygame comments are more valuable to the site and should be rewarded higher than forum posts. I don't mean to downplay the importance of an active forum, but the site is built upon around the actual publishing of CYOA stories. I can't speak for everyone, but I always read the comments and check the rating breakdown before playing a storygame to see if it's even worth it. I think a writing site should value publishing and reviewing stories above everything else.

I can't speak to a mod's decision to commend a post or not based on their name being attached to it. Perhaps a mod will graciously shed some light on the subject, although it's hard to go wrong with a creative rant or in-depth analysis of a short story. Just what I've noticed.

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6 years ago

Yeah — I don’t see a commendation as more valuable or not based on the person’s name attached to it. In an ideal world, all admins work on the same standards.

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6 years ago

Yeah like I said, it was more of a personal theory than hard fact, it's all just speculation really because I'm not a mod and I dunno what it's like.

Partly the reason why I didn't really include it in my main analysis, honestly. Didn't really have any evidence.

And yes, of course, this is a writing site, not just a forum. Commendations are mostly awarded to good writers and active critics, after all: Exactly the reason the Wardens are dead last.

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6 years ago

@Gower just swiped your commendation, @Tim36D

If you want to get this post commended, you'll have to get @Romulus himself to post in this thread.

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6 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: 3J Bullies Tim, The Confirmed Best Boy of CYS! What Has Become of Our Admins?

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6 years ago

Is it bullying if the recipient is a Warden?

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6 years ago

No, then it's justice.

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6 years ago
It is if the Warden is Tim!

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6 years ago

No bulli pls

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6 years ago
Tim, to the Netherlands!

It's really tiny, just yell Romulus from the airport until he hears you.

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6 years ago

As much as the commendation calls to me with it's allure, I'm gonna have to pass on flying to the Netherlands and hunting Romulus.

Guess I'll just hope he pops in.

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6 years ago

Wardens are just so not dedicated. I hope the RNG god makes them weak again next time.

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6 years ago

Well, at least most of us Wardens don't abandon the site for years at a time to buy cigarettes.

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6 years ago
That seems like it would be more in character for a Marauder. The other Orders are supposed to be at home defending and building up the castle and writing and such. I think something really did go screwy with the RNG that first time, got all the fantasy horoscopes mixed up.

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6 years ago

It would be cool to have a sorting hat for new users, but it would probably bias to one order or another and it would be way more work than it's worth.

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6 years ago
Commended by JJJ-thebanisher on 8/26/2019 5:53:25 PM

It was a weird day, that summer's day, not so long ago. I was gazing across the barren tulip fields, where the spring's floral splendour had long since gone. I was contemplating something, though I can't quite remember what. (Funny how that happens more and more frequently these days. I might be getting old...)

I think it was something about the inevitable passing of time. How monuments crumble under the weight of ages. How once mighty orders might pass into the annals of history. How one might slowly forget about the bustling places of the past.

...Or I was thinking about lunch. Which I also happen to think about quite frequently these days. 

Anyhow, I remember that day because there was a certain something in the air. A warm breeze, a sultry gust of air that carressed the listless windmills, spinning faintly after years of disuse.

It was a most peculiar phenomenon because, as I stood there, listening; I could swear there was a voice that was calling me. Some average silly motherfucking voice that spoke of bets and commendations, and stuff. Or something like that. I can't quite remember. These random voice things happen a lot, it's quite a small country. 

---

Anyhow, I just happened to check out CYS again a couple of days ago. Glad (?) things didn't change too much. I'm a bit caught up in my newly-found adult life, so I won't probably become active again anytime soon. 

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6 years ago

Thanks for stopping by, Romulus!  Awesome!

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6 years ago

Thank you Romulus, very cool.

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6 years ago
Oh heck I didn't even see this.

Great post, and glad to have you back even if it's just to say hi and bye.

Maybe there's still hope for Undr, if even Romulus can briefly live again after all this time.

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6 years ago

I have just sent a Marauder ambassadorial invitation, complete with a wax seal and a ribbon, to Romulus, requesting that he present himself in this thread.

Marauder ambassadorial invitations are usually more blunt.  But we will see what fruit this kind letter bears.

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6 years ago

What if each group had a mod assigned the designated leader?  That would certainly even things out a little, and it'd be funny to watch them compete with one another.

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6 years ago

I suspect that would make it seem like it meant more than it did, when it is pretty clear that it is for the lols of it all.

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6 years ago
I don't want to be in an actual competition with a death god from Detroit.

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6 years ago

That does sound kinda dangerous, come to think of it...

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6 years ago
The wardens have always been terrible. It wasn’t even that long ago that we had a sizeable chunk of the top 20 contributors with 0 comms. Disgustang.

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6 years ago

I have a question. Why are the commendations given from storygames so varied? For example, Avery_Moore got 60 commendations for The Price of Freedom while Bill_Ingersoll got 35 and 45 commendations respectively for his stories. Your stories, Silver Horns, Silver Hooves and Agent of Order received 27 and 23 commendations respectively. Is there any real pattern that I'm not seeing or is it kind of like a random number machine?

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6 years ago

It's based on the size of the story. These numbers will be increasing though.

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6 years ago

Oh, that makes sense. Thank you very much for your quick response. 

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6 years ago
That moment when just two Architects got more commendations in 2019 than the top three Wardens have got ever, an amount almost equal to half of all Warden commendations.

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6 years ago

As of today, I'm the 3rd highest Architect at 158 comms... an entire storygame's worth of points more than the highest Warden.

And I've only been here since the end of April.

(Also, much thanks to the "Commendation Fairy" who visited me today and left 31 shiny new points under my pillow!)

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6 years ago
DAMMIT, MIZAL
I'll catch up again though.

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6 years ago

Fair warning: I do expect to have one more storygame published this fall. That will be worth another 30 or so, perhaps.

I consider topping Ogre11 to be an unattainable goal. However, if I can find a henchman willing to smash Will11's computer to pieces so he can't publish another story this year, I just might pop into the #2 spot...

Not that I'm cutthroat or anything.

angel

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6 years ago

The relative weighting of storygames is going to increase, including retroactively... it will be interesting.

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6 years ago

Brb writing my epic

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6 years ago

Something is wrong when I can become the fourth ranked Warden by writing two games and a comment

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6 years ago

Looks like my brothers in arms have failed. This truly is sad.

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6 years ago
You should change that. Having micropenis in their top five would suit them well.

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6 years ago

Lol.

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6 years ago

With articles factored in:

More changes to commendations coming in subsequent updates.

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6 years ago
lol 666

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6 years ago

Worst order ever.

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6 years ago
Don't worry, I'm gonna single-handedly carry this order to 1000 comms. Eventually.

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6 years ago
Commended by JJJ-thebanisher on 9/6/2019 12:06:03 AM

"One of the scouts has returned, my lord," the sentry said, his voice trembling. The General was not the sort of man who liked to be disturbed, particularly not when he was about to go to bed, and most especially not when his bed contained a lovely young woman with hair like fire and a body whose tantalizing curves had made her stand out from the hundreds of others who followed the great army.

The General spat. It was an inconvenience, but business before pleasure. He took a swig from the flask at his hip and then nodded. "Send him in." He turned to the girl with a crooked smile. "It'll only be a minute, love."

The scout came inside the tent and stood shivering, a scraggly beard hanging limp from his chin. The General hardly noticed the expression on his face. He was used to inspiring fear, whether in his enemies or his subordinates, and so as the man simply stood, shivering in silence, the General was not surprised. "Out with it," he barked after a while, and when the scout still didn't respond, he added "Or I'll tear that dirty rag from your face and stuff it down your throat."

"They...they're out there," he said at last.

His voice was quiet, and the General stalked closer. "Who's out there? Speak, boy!"

The scout didn't seem to see him, and the General noticed that his eyes were glazed over. "They're out there," he said again. "And they're coming."

He had seen this kind of terror before, a fear far different from the common worries about battle or the anxiety of losing comrades. Once, long again and in a different war, when the General was just a junior officer, they had taken an enemy camp, a prison fortress that held those unlucky souls that the enemy had captured. The General was not naive. He knew the terrible tortures that those men had undergone, how they had watched the enemy brutalize their friends and how they had been treated as less than animals. More than anything else, that was what had convinced him to be a warrior, to lead men in the defense of his people from the scum that would destroy them.

Those prisoners had the same glazed over eyes as this scout, and so when the General spoke again, he had none of his usual hostility. "Who were they? How many are there?"

"They're coming," the man repeated. "We don't stand a chance."

The General spat again. "I'd like to see the army that can take this fort."

The scout shook his head and then suddenly grabbed his arm. "You don't understand! They're out there, and they're coming! We need to run. We need to find a place, a safe place far away, somewhere where they can't hurt us!" He sank to his knees, and when he looked up he was sobbing. "The Wardens."

It could not be true, and yet there the man lay, writhing on the ground, his voice now only indistinct begging to be allowed to flee. They had been gone for so long that they were almost forgotten. Sensible people dismissed them as a mere fable, but the look in the scout's eyes was all too real. "You've done well, son."

Best to prepare for the worst, and, if the man was right, it would be very bad indeed. The General took another swig from his flask and glanced back at the gorgeous girl in his bed. "Sorry love. This will have to wait. The Wardens are coming."

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6 years ago
Great story. I'm sure you'll help Chris get to 1000 comms.

And then you'll only be in last place by 650.

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6 years ago
Commended by mizal on 9/6/2019 9:13:04 AM

Several hours later, the General lay back, exhausted, spent, fully pleasured.  The flask had been upended somehow, and dripped moderately-acceptable wine on the floor.  The gorgeous girl lay in dazed half-sleep, one breast exposed outside the white linen sheet, smiling slightly.  She opened her eyes, looking for a drink.  "Did you like it?" she said, touching his chest.

"Right, right, you've done well, girl," said the general.

"So, am I dismissed, or..." said the scout, shuffling his feet, as he still stood in the door.

"Oh, Fendrick, are you still there?," said the General, getting up, toweling off, and sitting in his camp chair.  "Report."

"Well, like I said, the Wardens are coming.  Totally coming.  You seemed like you were about to do something about it.  We need to retreat.  We need to set a rear guard and see if we can penetrate their lines from..."  Fendrick the scout looked down as the General and the gorgeous girl shared a look.  Fendrick suddenly couldn't think of any military action that didn't sound like a euphemism.  Flanking action.  They're right on top of us.  Their forces are potent and coming immediately.  He shook his head.

"Uh-huh.  No, I heard you."

"We must prepare!"

"Right, find a place, a safe place far away, somewhere where they can't hurt us.  Like I said earlier.  You said the Wardens, right?"

"Yes!  Yes!"

A young herald-in-training ran into the room with a requisition form.  "For you, general."

"Let's see.  Yes.  Yes.  Mm-hm.  Very good.  I'll speak to the quartermaster."

"Everything correctly done?" the herald asked eagerly.

"Right, right, you've done well, son," the General said automatically.  "Very good, very important work you're doing."

The herald ran out, and then the General sighed, crumpled up the requisition form and throw it on the ground.  "Boy gets everything wrong.  I just try to make him feel as if he's doing something important.  Get kicked in the head by a mule when he was younger.

Fendrick stepped back.  "Should I gather the captains together to prepare for the coming of the Wardens."

The General picked up a bottle of wine and held it up to the light.  He was still nude.  "The thing about Old Graymalkin is that the odd numbered vintages need serious decanting.  Why would that be?  What are they doing in those odd years that there's so much sediment?"  He opened the bottle and decanted it slowly.  "What were you saying."

"The Wardens, sir!"

"Oh, I'll take care of that.  Very serious.  Very serious stuff.  Right, right, you've done well, son.  Medals and commedations and so forth.  Why don't you run along and let me think about strategy and how to put into practice this very important information."  He continued decanting his wine.  "Wardens," he said quietly, under his breath, and trying not to spill the wine as he laughed.

 

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6 years ago
An improvement in realism.

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6 years ago
Yeah but u gay haha lol

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6 years ago
I laughed out loud at work right around the kicked in the head by a mule line, and not in the usual 'i smirked a little and typed lol on my phone' kind of way.

This one was impossible to explain to anyone around me, as all the best funny things are.

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6 years ago
Commended by JJJ-thebanisher on 9/21/2019 4:14:32 AM

Hey, I know this is a dead subject, but I just wanted to mention: There are so few people in Wardens actually doing anything that Jamescoker is still in the top 20. Jamescoker. And he's not even at the bottom, either. He's only 6 commendations away from beating Romulus.

6 commendations away from being the same status as the guy that the Wardens called to for help! He was banned years ago, and this is still the case! And to give you all a better idea of the sheer scale available here, he's also only four points above the people on the absolute bottom. A dedicated few day's worth of commendations, at most, and you basically have a free ride to the top ten. Put a week of effort into it, and you'll take up the last space in the top 5, and eliminate Bendy from- Wait a second, I'm sorry, who the fuck is Bendy?

Oh, right, he wrote a single storygame! Which is good! But also, nothing else. Yes, that action alone propelled Bendy The Speechless into realms of magnificence that would be occupied by TharaApples, Ebonvasilis, AND FUCKING AVERY MOORE if it had been a more motivated faction. And just to show you how horrible this situation is, the people above Bendy ARE SO MANY MILES AHEAD OF EVERYONE ON THAT LEADERBOARD. Now, normally this isn't an issue. We're not a big website, right? So huge commendation discrepancies are common in all leaderboards. 

Sages and Architects have a pretty even spread, but notice how big a dropoff there is at 8th place. For the marauders? There's not even a dropoff until 13th place. But for a newbie trying to make their way up the ranks as a Warden? You aren't gonna hit a roadblock until you're already in the top 5. Not to say that there isn't a challenge to get higher after that, in fact everybody above bendy has more than twice the commendations I do, but this is a little bit excessive and I've spent far too long thinking about it

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6 years ago
Serpent's alt is already in the top 20.

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6 years ago

And I've only done three comed storygame reviews

 

E: Seems im no longer in the top 20. Just need to write 2 more reviews then

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6 years ago
Not anymore. SindriV is their new champ.

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6 years ago

Wow! It's like we actually have a more realistic representation of the wardens now that all their past achievements are brought into the limelight. It's like making fun of Canada until a WWII historian in the back steps forward

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6 years ago
MY REIGN. MY GLORIOUS REIGN OVER THE DIRT-PEOPLE, TOPPLING IN A MOMENT.

E: Oh hey thanks for the comms for the updated Frameshift- spent longer on rehashing it than I did writing the original so that’s nice. Guess I’ll just have to write more stories to keep up.

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6 years ago

Dang. Also pushed out of the top 20 while I wasn't looking.

(Not that it's a very high bar, anyway)

Time to accept defeat.

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6 years ago

And the Sages are now led by Steve who also has the second greatest number of commendations overall.

Great job guys. Lol.

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6 years ago
I thought...there was an understanding....that no one was going to mention that....

He hasn't been around much, we've still got time to fix this before he notices.

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22 days ago
Shit.

I CAN STILL FIX THIS GUYS

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22 days ago
Some days ago, I was searching for the history of Wardens on this website because I do not understand why SpecialOlympic declared war on all of us, and every other member look down on us. It looks like wardens were the worst order six years ago, sadly this has not changed.

@Clayfinger @enterpride @MiltonManThing @MrAce321 @Petros @SpecialOlympic
As the new generation of active threats we need to do better !!

@Chris113022 @Morgan_R @Tim36D @SindriV
Why do you accept defeat so easily and retreat like cowards? you have been here six years; like Mizal said "What are you people doing?"

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22 days ago
That last bunch has been here more like 12-15 years, Sindri was the only one who had the foresight to stockpile stories that could later be commended during his long vacation.

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22 days ago
That is even more disappointing for them, especially Morgan who I just passed.

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22 days ago
You tagged?

But yes, they have a long history of wallowing in apathy and total lack of self respect. When I started my own research it was very telling, the age of the accounts.

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22 days ago
Implying I give a shit about a pointless dick measuring contest.

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22 days ago
I believe Enter doesn't care, not so sure about you and Milton.

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22 days ago
I'll give a shit when any of these retards actually dethrone me.

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21 days ago

Get a load of this guy.

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21 days ago
Personally speaking, I'm somewhat of an amateur when it comes to writing. I want to get better at it which is why I'm sticking around. Once I get to a level where I can consistently write commendation worthy stories, I'll be able to contribute better to the order.

Speaking of which, congratulations on getting your first story commended. That is a very impressive feat.

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21 days ago

Really interesting how much importance we attribute to numbers---particularly when they often depend on so little. I mean, 5 seconds of successful lobbying might get a story featured in a not so competitive category, and for a new player that might be, say 86% of their commendations, or so.

At the same time other stories don't get commended are of comparable if not better quality. TechNOIR, Dreams and Daemons and Bright Days come to mind immediately. How different could the numbers look if it were not for some isolated decisions ... and how quick these decisions are made compared to the hours of writing that it takes to produce good stories.

Once one becomes obsessed with numbers, one loses sight of the true goal.

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21 days ago

As a new mod, I actually want to know what makes a story commendable because I haven't exercised that part of my powers yet for fear of commending the wrong thing and setting a new precedent/ standard. 

I haven't read those stories, so I won't make any hasty decisions, but why would you say those are of better quality than the story commended? I'll take it into consideration for when I successfully escape deadline season.

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21 days ago

I am not sure that they are necessarily of better quality as these things are very hard to compare, especially between genres. However, those three I mentoned are stories that I enjoyed more. Arguably they all have better pacing and are free from obvious flaws. I am still pretty new here, but it seems safe to say that it wouldn't raise many eyebrows if one of those stories were commended, and any of those would change the warden ranking.

My point is rather that commendations are nice because they show somebody cared---bit like birthday cards. You wouldn't walk up to somebody and say, see I got more cards then you.

Ideally we acknowledge that commendations will always be personal opinions of the admins. Receiving once shows that a contribution has been appreciated by someone, but not receiving one does not automatically mean the contribution was less valuable.

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21 days ago
It's an interesting question of what makes a storygame commendable because I'm not sure if I've exercised my power to do that yet either. My current understanding is that any story that is Featured or a Competition-winner deserves commending. An obvious way to decide if a story deserves commending is to look at the reader Ratings, perhaps any story that is rated 6-8/8 by readers deserves commending (unfortunately a lot of stories haven't even got enough reader ratings for a score to appear). I don't think storygames should be rated purely on word length because, while it does show a lot of effort went into the story, it doesn't necessary mean that effort is high-quality or worthy of commendation.

I'm assuming the reason this discussion has arisen is because Unwritten is obnoxious enough about his one featured story that we are not considering what qualifies as making a story commendable or not. Mostly I think it is a judgement call on the part of the Mods but it would be nice if there were some guidelines in this area (there may be somewhere and I've missed them. That does happen sometimes). Personally I've read stuff by Anthraxus, Clayfinger and Milton that I think could be worthy of commending and it's funny you mention this because this morning I was just running through the top 20 wardens' stories to see if there were any featured ones that hadn't been commended and to check the player ratings on them. It's hard to know what the Tale of the Folklore Fish will wind up being rated as because only a handful of people have read it so far. I'm guessing about 6/8 based on my personal opinion. It is a good story and does deserve commending but so might others.

Edit: Personally I don't think commendations, points or orders matter that much to anyone but the individual who has their own set of them. There's always someone better than you (unless you're End) and I just try to compare myself to where I was before and try to get all the titles, trophies, etc I can. Whether a person has got 1 story or 10 stories or 1,000 points or 100 points matters very little, it's the quality of the writing and the writer generally that is far more important. I motivate myself by a desire for improvement, not to sneer at someone else.

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21 days ago
I don't think any story below a 6/8 should generally be commended, but not every story above it necessarily should be either. Ratings are actually what I put the least weight on though because they're so subjective and subject to inflation. If we're being real, a lot of them can have to do with perceptions of the author or other factors not related to objective quality. And there's really about a dozen specific people on the site who can have outsized control over that, mods and others whose points totals make them heavy hitters. I recently noticed that Inseparable had dropped to a 5/8 for instance, and I was about to unfeature it when I realized that this was only due to one single rating from someone that apparently believed it should be deleted from the site but hadn't ever said why.

So ratings are sort of their own topic aside from this anyway. And when it comes to featuring, yes obviously the category chosen and the relative competition there matters. MHD just got an instant feature too because she was smart about what to classify Sabrina as.

As far as Fabrikant's suggestions though, a 2/8 length game like TechNOIR is only rarely going to be commended. Perhaps Clayfinger's game is worthy, I'd have to give it a more focused look, but Fabrikant while giving it one of the highest ratings was also one of the most critical: "Is it actually a storygame? Maybe, but it might be better if it wasn't. There is little branching: a quick chance to die, choose-your-love-interest, a predictable way to screw up, choose-your-ending and that's it."

The Folklore Fish game Fabrikant initially felt deserved an 8/8, but then upon posting this bit of grouchiness went and dropped it to a 5. Is that really about the story or about him feeling the author was too smug about the success of the story?

Milton's game meanwhile while we'll written and engaging, was unfinished and full of dead ends to such a degree that if he had been a noob (such as storiesunwritten) it would've been unpublished for not meeting minimum standards. My favoeite game of Anthraxus's also seems like it's going to remain terminally unfinished. Bias is all a rich tapestry.

I'm just going to say a few of us have been watching this whole "Warden War" play out with interest. Obviously the battle against apathy is a forever ongoing one on the site, so all the varied reactions have been interesting to see. Some respond very well to idea of rivalry and are happy to lean into the LARPing around Orders or the Thunderdome or whatnot to facilitate that, some care about the leaderboard only when there's no competition but unmoving corpses they can overcome at their own pace, and some are suddenly like "wow these kids are mega cringe, here on CYS we don't join contests to do anything as unfashionable as WINNING, we are known for our harmonic unconfrontational natures and also success doesn't matter anyway because x, y, and z."

Ideally there's got to be a way to offer everyone something that inspires them to push themselves a little, some are going to always be more contrary about that then others though.

I'm really glad this thread got bumped though, one of those rare old threads that aren't cringe to read back over, the bants are excellent and damn it made me nostalgic for when Gower used to post a lot.

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21 days ago

For the record: I have since discovered that of Dreams and Daemons has more branching than I was aware of when I wrote the review, there is quite a bit that is very well hidden behind a choice that I thought would lead to death.

I did give the folkflore fish a quick 8 when I had only read a little bit, because at the time it had only one other rating, which was a three and that needed compensating. I have hence read a bit more and it got a bit boring, so it went down a bit. I am not done reading it though and it might go up again when I have time to properly explore it. (Not sure anybody really cares about my opinion though, as Mizal pointed out ratings seems to hinge on specific people)

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21 days ago
Interesting. Would you rate a story lower than you think it really is if others have overrated it due to friendship or forum status from the writer?

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21 days ago
No, but if you are new to the site and you publish a story that you know is good, and after three days you get your first rating of 3, that sucks. (Some of the first ratings my first story got here were 1s btw)

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21 days ago
That's rather kind of you. I expect it will even out in the next couple of months. Did you or do you intend on giving what you believe to be an accurate rating after the score has normalized? I'm not judging you either way, btw, I'm just curious.

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21 days ago
Already did. But will properly review it in time.

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21 days ago
Soo.. do I change Of Dreams and Daemons to Love and Dating then?

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21 days ago

I knew I should have chosen "historical" for Laconia.

Edit: I still think that featuring the Fish was a good decision. Not sure what exactly it replaced and I have mostly steered around the family friendly category. But it's not a bad story for someone who comes to this site to click on.

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21 days ago
It would fit honestly. I had reread my review and had actually called it a historical story game in the first line lol.

In hindsight, most fantasy stories can probably be moved into some other category more often than not. Authors should probably only use that tag if it doesn't fit in any of the other genres.

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6 days ago
Apologies in advance for reviving this thread. I really wanted to power through without paying too much attention to all this, but these past weeks have proven that I am incapable of doing so. I'm somewhat stuck on this whole business. You can view this post as my attempt to excise the thoughts in my mind by granting them closure through conversation.

Since this post and my original response to it, I have had time to read The Legend of the Folklore Fish (will be referred to as LOTFF from here on out). It's a lovely storygame and I rated it a 7/8. I'm something of a sucker for excellently done characterization so if your characters even have some semblance of a character arc or development along the story's runtime, you are very likely to get a high rating from me. Kaito and Nagisa were both charming enough to capture my attention. stories_unwritten did an amazing job for their debut.

However...

I believe that the manner in which it was commended was highly irregular. From what I gather, the justification given was that it was a half decent story in a category that didn't have many stories. This, honestly, just feels like an exploitation of a loophole, especially because it was commended less than a week into its release, before people even had the chance to leave any reviews positive or negative.

On the other hand, my story (Of Dreams and Daemons or ODAD) had apparently been ignored for consideration BECAUSE of the existence of some negative reviews. I assumed that the mods had read it and deemed it unworthy of a commendation, but to hear that a 46k word story was never even seriously considered because of some sub 2000 word reviews? That really stung. So which is it? Do reviews matter or not?

If they do matter, then LOTFF should not have been commended so quickly. There should've been a month's time or maybe more to allow for more reviews to appear.

If they don't matter, then the justification given in the above post for ODAD being ignored is invalid.

Perhaps the reason for this irregularity was revealed later on in the post, namely, the Warden War. I can't shake the idea that SU's story was commended solely for the purpose of trolling the other wardens. Whether or not, the commendation was deserved is a different topic that I can't really comment on since I have no authority on it. I do, however, object to the intent with which the action was taken. I think it's a disgusting tactic to try and use SU's contribution to the site to shame other wardens.

Well, that's that done. I'm sorry about the whining. I know the mods have a lot of experience in running the site and probably have their own way of doing things, but I can't really bring myself to like this approach. Hence, this post almost felt like something I had to do.

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6 days ago
I never said it was ignored "because of negative reviews", I was pointing out that the person who specifically brought it up to ask why it hadn't been commended had been someone who gave it a high rating but a negative review, which was part of the reason ratings weren't a heavy factor.

Folklore Fish was a game I read that immediately struck me as good enough for featuring. (And if you gave it a 7/8 you obviously feel it was more than "half decent").

Yours might be commendable, it might not be, there isn't a science to this if anybody happens to be thinking commendations are a Constitutional right for games of a certain length or rating or whatever. I haven't looked at it closely, which I'm pretty sure was also something I said in the earlier post. But I'm also not the only mod on this site by a long shot, so you guys just aren't going to be able to lock me in as having the sole responsibility for this kind of thing.

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6 days ago
I'm not going to claim ODAD is worth commending, nor am I going to claim LOTFF was unworthy of commendation (I did like the story as you have observed). At this point, I don't even know what that word means so it would be meaningless to get into that debate.

As for the other mods, a few mentioned in this thread that they feared setting a bad precedent commending any storygames. If it's not a science, then make it one. Establish guidelines so newer mods can confidently commend storygames without repercussions. You don't even have to make these guidelines public, just share it amongst yourselves so more mods are around to give deserving stories consideration.

As it stands right now, the idea of hoping for a commendation for a story just seems dumb. It's all based on whim and circumstance, it seems.

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6 days ago
If you WORKED even half as hard as you WHINED, maybe you'd have been a Marauder!

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6 days ago
Get back on your main account and say the same thing if you want a response from me.

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6 days ago

You do know the Orders are randomized, right? 

I look forward to seeing your submission in April. Expect to be roundly mocked if you fail.

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6 days ago
Mocked by a user who has written only three small games with sad ratings in 12 years? I think I'd survive.

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6 days ago

First off, one of my stories is definitely a six. Another one hovers around the four and a half mark, which is definitely average and has more to do with the obscene subject matter. Not all of the worthwhile stories on this site are 80,000 word stories with a near perfect rating.

Secondly, any user with a published storygame has done more than you. So yeah, feel free to put your word count where your mouth is. I really hope it's on a Google doc that you're going to copy and paste to the site like some authors do, cause according to your sneak peek you haven't written a single word on here despite your forum posting.

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6 days ago
This isn't quite fair, Ben has also written a lot of gay porn.

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6 days ago

I wouldn't call two works of gay porn a lot. Also I've written a few well received ThunderDome entries, and a couple of articles. I contribute.

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6 days ago

Says Special, who has been here since November, with no story-games to their name. With barely any stories rated, no comments featured, one commendation, but many a chest pump and dick sucking.

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5 days ago
Just sounds like a typical Warden to me.

Although I'd like to know what Ben's word count is too. Wouldn't it be ironic if he didn't end up in the top 5 after betting 200 points? ...oh wait no, it actually wouldn't be.

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6 days ago

I'll echo Mizal's response here. While reviews may play a supporting role in whether a storygame gets commended, ultimately what matters most is what an individual mod thinks. The same happens with reviews all the time: ten mods might see a decent-sized review, decide it isn’t feature-worthy, then another mod comes along and awards it the virtual gold star. It’s not a perfect system because some reviews fall through the cracks (on occasion, I would stumble across a great comment left months ago and feature it even if the author likely forgot they wrote it by then).

Glancing at the ratings for LOTFF, it looks like Mizal read it and liked it enough to commend the story. That’s pretty much how it works. I will say that this “mod whim” approach does mean some good stories may fall through the cracks, which was likely why End used to have “Draw My Attention” threads in the past. My free time is unfortunately scarce these days but maybe in May/June I might recreate one of them (of course if another mod has more time, this might be a good project; having a bit more democracy involved in the commendation system could be fun).

As for your story, you've convinced me. This will be the first story I’ve ever commended, so maybe that counts for something. I personally hope you win the donated commendations prize pot :)

Edit: Before anyone starts complaining or lobbying for their own story to be commended, no it wasn’t merely because of this post (although it did give me the push I needed to read ODAD) and no, I won’t be commending any other stories for now. I have two upcoming deadlines to meet that I’m already behind on. For my reasonings, feel free to check my newest comment on the story.

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6 days ago
This probably goes without saying but please don't feel pressured to commend ODAD. If you believe it has too many flaws to be commended then you can just let me know about it. All I wanted was for the story to be considered seriously for commendation. The fact that you are taking the effort to review it already means I got what I wanted. :D

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6 days ago
ayyy, nicely done Clay! Congrats on the comm, that's a really awesome achievement. Can't wait to see your contest story, the preview looks really nice so you might get a comm for that story too! Good work!

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6 days ago
Thank you RK. :]

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6 days ago
Congrats are also due to @MrAce321 and to @magcos! The latter who didn't quite make the leaderboard, but after 14 years, finally got the valuable recognition he apparently deserved?

(See what you've done, Clay?)

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6 days ago

I never thought I'd see so many warden commendations in such a short span of time.

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6 days ago

Eh, to be fair, two of the five top Wardens are no longer writing on this site (and one of them never will due to catching the banhammer). So the rest have some catching up to do. Unless they somehow manage to drastically outperform everyone else on the site, they're likely to stay in dead last regardless of contributing.

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6 days ago
Mystic thought the intent was to boost Sindri, which would've been a fantastic trolling move, but unfortunately co authoring doesn't work that way.

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6 days ago
Uhh, thanks for crediting it to me, I guess? Congrats MrAce! I remember reading Bird in a Cage. It was a fun story!

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6 days ago
Never mind, you don't get any credit, turned out these were before your post. I will relocate the responsibility to SU, who created all this fun conflict just by writing a game.

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6 days ago
Sure lol. Definitely the most impactful game of 2026, it would seem.

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6 days ago
Thara best mod. I'm coming for you SU, don't worry.

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6 days ago
You got a game commended a day before Clayfinger, and didn't even have to ask!

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6 days ago
Sorry, I laugh when you try to be a "threat". It is like a baby turtle wiggling its flippers angrily.

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6 days ago
Who's alt account is this dog turd?

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6 days ago
It is my account?

It looks like you are an Infrangible Warden, what is that?

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6 days ago
I'll tell you when you grow into your foreskin

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6 days ago

Many people are saying I'm the best.

There's just some bad apples that ruin everything!

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6 days ago
Yeah they really upset the apple cart, huh?

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6 days ago

It's too late for that lol. Besides, I stand by my decision, and if @jster02 wants to reclaim his place in top ten, he better get to writing!

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6 days ago
Thank you so much! I read your review but honestly it might take me a few rereads to digest the treasure trove of advice you've included therein. I'll be sure to try and incorporate as many of those techniques as I can in my upcoming story. :D

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6 days ago

Maybe a newer mod could return the "Draw My Attention" threads or allow for stories to be submitted privately for consideration?

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6 days ago
The Warden War just got even more interesting. It looks like SU, Clay, and Ace have all jumped into the fray with recent comms. I guess that means that this contest is going to have a ton of awesome games, and we'll all have to fight tooth and nail. In any case, we'll get great high quality stories for the site which is awesome!

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6 days ago
I imagine Milton will say "You got 79 comms, that means the story must be very good." 

@Clayfinger enjoy the feeling of being in top 10 because it will not last long. That is a threat and a promise.

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6 days ago
Of course. If you have the tenacity for it, I'm sure this little dance of ours will continue for a long time.

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4 days ago
Better brush up on your dancing skills or you will fall behind, this war is only getting started シ

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21 days ago
I appreciate you including Of Dreams and Daemons. Glad to hear you enjoyed it so much. :D

As for numbers not mattering.. I feel like many site members think that being a Warden/lacking commendations or points makes such individuals justifiable targets of ridicule. As long as a significant number of such users exist, the numbers do have greater significance than just being acknowledgements as they also serve the purpose of acting as a shield against such ridicule.

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20 days ago
That is why I am trying to rewrite the narrative and show the warden can be capable of great things ! But sadly people think I am insulting or ridiculing them. ok I will not disturb the lesser wardens until my next story is written.

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20 days ago
You could do the community a service and pull Cyclonis from the pit of shame.

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20 days ago
good idea, thanks ! Better a sage than a ungrateful warden this time.

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21 days ago
Picking my battles.

And waiting for a friend.

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21 days ago
All the kids are woke now and we only have a single token Nazi who is free for anyone to abuse, you might as well more officially continue to not write anything for the glory of the Wardens.

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20 days ago
Am I misunderstanding, or are you actually suggesting I become more active on the site again?

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20 days ago
Yeah, bring back your Owl's challenges. Those were fun.

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20 days ago
@Morgan_R, just tagging you so you don't miss this and because I'd like to second Anthraxus's request. please bring back your owl's challenges! I wasn't part of the site when you were still doing them, but I have backread and from what I've seen, they looked rather fun and I'd love to do a few.

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20 days ago

Same here! They seemed like a good writing exercise

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20 days ago
All right! By popular demand, The Owl's Challenge will return. Possibly in a slightly different form... I have Ideas. I will organize them and run them by folks, though, and if the vote is for the simpler word-a-day style, ow'll do that. ^_^

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20 days ago
Awesome!

Also, I hope you find the friend that you are looking for, I wish you luck on your quest! I'm sure they'll pop in, we've seen many older members pop in this year(the founders came by for a surprise visit!), so I'm sure they'll find their way back to CYS and contact you.

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20 days ago
Thank you.

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20 days ago
The constant logging in to do nothing is amazing, almost impressive. Except maybe in the case of Bluefur and that Kumquat guy, never have I seen such incredibly faithful dedication to disgusting sloth. And you outlasted them both, good job!

But yes, I think it would be a net positive for an adult who uses complete sentences and remembers the ancient times and constantly comes to the site anyway to just, you know, use the site.

Sentinel and Malk are always nostalgic for older users, and while Endmaster might end up a little annoyed by you, you're probably not any worse for that then the average European. (And End has been known to support the existence of users who should be chained together and thrown off a bridge in Minecraft, so it all evens out.)

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20 days ago

Why the hell would Morgan annoy me? Someone like Derp annoys me far more than Morgan ever has.

I've always just been more baffled to why she sticks around (even before waiting on her friend) seeing as the community doesn't really fit her style and she generally has always insulted the place. It has always felt like she took a wrong turn and instead of ending up at CoG she somehow wound up here.

Then again the site is probably too "woke" for someone like Cel now and he sticks around anyway too. 

Hotel California or something.

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20 days ago
Cel likes it a little too much when Thara and Daji step on him.

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20 days ago
Commended by EndMaster on 2/23/2026 10:26:02 AM
Aw! I'm glad I'm definitively Not Annoying. I kind of figured I was, actually. TIL! ^_^

And, well... I found this place when I was in a bad state, emotionally and creatively. Running the Tavern forum game helped bring me out of it, followed by my various forays into (unfinished) storygames. Then I found Twine and liked it better, although I never finished a Twine game, either. But this place still feels like somewhere I want to be.

Also I'm not actually a fan of heavy-handed moderation, and CoG is about as heavy-handed as it gets.

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20 days ago
...I have been known to use sentence fragments. For effect.

But in all seriousness: Thank you. I appreciate the invitation... and I just might take you up on it. I've recently embarked on a year-long game project with minimal writing involved, and doing some daily exercises to keep my writing skills from completely atrophying might be just the thing.

I could probably stand to read some storygames, too, I'm sure there have been some worthwhile ones posted since the last time I was paying attention. Maybe I'll even start writing reviews, I did really appreciate the ones I got on G-H-O-S-T, so I should probably pay it forward. Or back, actually, in the case of reviewers who have written storygames of their own.

I do use they/them pronouns these days. Or owl/owl. (I'm not a neopronoun user in general, but in this context it amuses me.) I'm not inclined to correct anyone who misgenders me on purpose. If you want to be wrong, you have the right to be wrong. But maybe this new "woke" crowd I've been hearing about will get it right.

I am still nostalgic for the ancient times. But maybe there's a future here for an old owl, too.

Thank you.

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20 days ago
You could request a review of G-H-O-S-T in the review club. I would be happy to take it. Looks like a cool story.

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20 days ago
Done! I honestly have mixed feelings about it, but its reviewers have been kind. It's certainly structurally different from most storygames, although again, I'm not sure how successful that difference is. But I'll welcome any feedback you have!

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20 days ago
You could always check out the Most Needy Storygames Reading Contest that's running the entire year, if you aren't inclined/able to hop into EndMaster's prompt contest. There's also the Review Club like Fabrikant said. Plenty of mod-sponsored productivity events to dip your, uh, talons in.

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20 days ago
That does look like a worthy endeavor! Thanks for pointing it out!

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20 days ago
The average storygame quality has improved by leaps and bounds, and we get at least a few standouts even beyond that with every major contest. The featured list on the main storygames page has been expanded by a lot and as usual that's the best place to start digging from.

Maybe try something like Blood in the King's Court for a not overwhelmingly large jumping off point? Orange came back and has really been delivering for a few contests now.

Oh, and for any big reading marathons on your PC, you may want to get the extension from Brad's profile to toggle on dark mode and other features.

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20 days ago
Nice. Much appreciated, thanks.

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17 days ago
Hello Morgan, we haven't been properly introduced. I am the Olympian, my hobbies include long walks on the beach, reading the works of Thomas Aquinas, raging transphobia and purging all other Wardens from the river to the sea. I can tell we're going to be good friends.

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17 days ago

Really?

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17 days ago

Just another new tryhard edge lord. Many of us go through that period in our youth. And can slip back into it on occasion. Maybe you'll go through that phase as well.

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17 days ago

I dunno. Nice to see you're back, but then again you could've just not been posting.

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17 days ago

I was not posting. You guys were all saying what I wanted to say. 

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17 days ago
There was this one time that Avo said "fuck".

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17 days ago

Ah, forget that, cover it up, doesn't matter.

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17 days ago
Stranger things have happened!

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17 days ago
I only just returned, but it’s great to see you. Can’t wait to see your new work.

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17 days ago
New work? By THIS owl?

Well, stranger things have happened... but I wouldn't hold your breath on that one.

Regardless, welcome back!

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17 days ago
What have you got to lose?

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17 days ago
Time. My free time is limited and I have another project I'm trying to get off the ground, ideally by the end of the year... at least as a vertical slice with a Steam page. I do still want to make story-based games in the future, which is why I agreed to restart the Owl's Challenge. I don't want my writing muscles to atrophy completely. Hopefully I can make time for that. But I'm afraid that an actual storygame would come at the expense of my other project.

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17 days ago
I see. That’s a respectable reason. I am intrigued.

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20 days ago

Dude I'd love if you were active on here, your writing is quite good and as much as I cherish our edgelord culture I think we could do with some ideological diversity 

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20 days ago
We barely have an edgelord culture anymore, or at least it lies dormant 80% of the time until a retard noob triggers the defense systems. (You just hate all the children too much to read the forum and notice this.)

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20 days ago
Aw, thank you Malk! I look forward to reading your recent (by my standards) work!

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20 days ago
I pick my battles cause I know I'm gonna win the war ♬

The song is stuck in my head. Who is your friend you are waiting for?

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20 days ago
Just a friend. Just... a really good friend.

One of these years I'll give up and fly away. But not quite yet.

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20 days ago
@Morgan_R we could in theory look up somebody's registration email if it's important enough you've been pining away for years


Unless it's Kiel or something, lol

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20 days ago
It isn't Kiel. And that's a very kind offer, but I have their email. It bounces.

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6 days ago
I think this whole points / recommendation / ratings thing is getting a bit out of hand. Sure, a little bit of gamification is fun, especially in dark days like these. The world really sucks in many ways, so you come to this site to escape from it and read a story, or perhaps write one.

The next day you might get a commendation or a featured comment or some points and it makes you happy for half an hour, and perhaps your day looks a little less grim, because somewhere in the world somebody read your story or comment or post and liked it. That's great.

The problem with gamification starts when you take it too seriously, then it kills the fun that it is supposed to create. If people care too much about points, points become meaningless. If you want more you could just rate every game on the site, but you'd just be wasting your time, and shooting ratings from the hip will not improve the site. You could lobby for commendations, but do they really make your day look any brighter if you had to lobby for them?

Some things here are random, intransparent and even a bit biased. But as long as you don't take it too seriously that adds to the fun.

The people who are active here, have mostly read each others stories, comments, and posts. So ultimately this is what matters.

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6 days ago
In a way it's nice that after so many years people are finally giving a crap about Orders and leaderboards, but yeah, any clashing and hyperbole over it is best viewed as kind of a goofy roleplaying thing.

Commendations will continue to be given out on mod whim only. The gods are fickle, suck it up.

Ultimately the truly important thing is that people stay motivated in ways that are fun for them, and that the Wardens are never allowed to catch up with the Sages.

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6 days ago
I've peeked in at this thread a few times. To me at least, points and commendations are just numbers. I write for myself and to amuse others, and that's where I get my satisfaction from. That being said, I know it can be a fun way for people to have harmless competition and poke fun at each other. Anything that gets more people to write is a good thing!

And while it may be frustrating for someone to occasionally get overlooked for what they've done, people should try not to overthink it too much. The whims definitely give the site and the forums a more easygoing vibe. A lot of places feel too structured and rule-bound that people can't creatively express themselves. With that in mind, while I consider myself pretty dull when I post, it's been fun to loop by and see the latest ramblings.

As far as the last point goes, I noticed I'm a Sage, so it seems I might have to put in some effort writing with all these active Wardens lurking about.

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6 days ago
Apparently, there is a constant ongoing war going on against apathy on the site. Advocating that members do not care about comms or points or even claiming that the system that dispenses such things behave in an unreliable manner may very well be feeding that old fated enemy of ours.

There's also the fact that a lot of people DO seem to care about all this and will use these numbers to feel superior. Even if you don't care yourself, their presence alone makes it worthwhile to hunt for points since it helps deal with their chattering.

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6 days ago
That's good to know! Even if I'm not personally too worried about points and such, I don't really want to feed into anyone's apathy either. That's part of why I dove into a few different writing activities when I joined. And maybe the fact I posted in this thread at all means I don't mind throwing myself out there a bit for fun.

Anyway, it's nice to see the Wardens stirring things up. Looking forward to seeing some of you working to reach the top! I get pretty busy some weeks, but don't hesitate to poke me via DM if you (or anyone here) needs a proofread or anything on a WIP storygame.

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6 days ago
I, too, once felt that way. That was until I gained several glorious trophies. Now I want them all. So sparkly. So beautiful. My... my Precious....

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6 days ago
Well, there's a certain smiley one I've seen that does look like fun to aim for!

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6 days ago

Since you all went and bitched like faggots, I will never commend a Warden that's not Ace again.

We call that mod's law.

Edit: Wait. Chris is a Warden. Him too. Oh, and Tim.