(Here the scratchy hieroglyphs are translated from Sent's Handwriting to English, for ease of reading.)
Panel I:
"Alright children, line up for your presents." (Bag says R E V I E W S)
Panel II:
"This one's from Cricket, this one's from AYT, this one's from Bill..."
Panel The Third:
"What do I get, Mizal?" Says the retarded warrior cats child
Panel 4rd:
Head scratches
"Aw, Kitty... You'll have to ask Serpent for one!"
Panel Five:
HEAD CRUSHING NOISE
Sixth Panel:
"IN HELL!"